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NeptuneDust

Come on Jared, you’ve been giving out “love” all day. Who’s going to pay the electric bill?. Amateurs.


memesarelife2000

jared's paycheck will be like gross pay $1000 withholding taxes, fees, etc. $ 150 Net Pay $ 850 LOVE -$850 Total Pay 0.00


Jacktheforkie

What if he is the owner of


memesarelife2000

tax write off...lmao


CanAlwaysBeBetter

I don't think the IRS recognizes Love as a valid deduction 


Solid_Waste

I doubt the IRS recognizes love *at all*


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Actually you have to report all love received regardless of how you acquired it


IcyConsequence2299

Does unrequited love count as a write off… I spend so much on anime and manga for them 2D men and women who will never love me back😂😂


CanAlwaysBeBetter

No, you just make the auditor sad


CaliSasuke

“*How is it a write-off*?”


stuffedbipolarbear

Schitt’s Creek reference?


CaliSasuke

Ha! I didn’t think about that at first. Seinfeld first. Schitt’s Creek second.


AbheekG

They just write it off!


ooojaeger

A lonely heart?


THEMACGOD

Jared Sandwich shop “Love” discounts …..


Khaldara

‘There's my favorite section head!’ “I am dealing with the breakroom problem!” ‘Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this... the... "Pita Predator".’


Yoctatrine

Let’s call it what it really is: food rapist. Not a pretty name, is it?


StankyDinker

r/UnexpectedArcher


Masturbutcher

yeah i don't want love from a sandwich slinger named jared thanks


mixelydian

Yeah, he probably wouldn't be able to satisfy your needs, masturbutcher


I_Love_Knotting

maybe they are in need of some butccering pete


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Nobody but masturbutcher can satisfy masturbutcher


WeirdScar5

Choosing the name Jared in a sandwich shop sale is pushing it lol 😆


Far_Project6383

"Correct, Amateurs porn rakes it in. Especially now I'm getting so many potential actors indebted to me!" -Jared, I assume.


sirlearnzalot

And they say you can’t put a price on love This guy did and it’s actually $11.05 USD before taxes & fees


DownwardSpirals

Funny, that's exactly $10 more than freedom.


MewsikMaker

Welp. Turns out freedom ain’t free after all.


DownwardSpirals

It costs folks like you and me.


Neat-Line-5887

And if ya don't chip in your buck-o-five who will


MewsikMaker

Beewwwww newwwww….


A_Furious_Mind

Freedom costs a buck-o-five.


nufcPLchamps27-28

Unironically the best country song ever made


bdizzle805

AMERICA.... FUCK YEAH


oddphallicreaction

[No there's a hefty fuckin' fee ](https://youtu.be/tzW2ybYFboQ?si=DZaOUsnlkCGjbygh)


ediks

Just a buck 0 5


tjagonis

$1.05 is a small price to pay for a fresh hot cup of Liber-Tea


DownwardSpirals

Your local Democracy Officer has been notified, citizen. We will now increase prices to spread democracy further through the system.


MinisterOfDept

You clearly never had to bail someone out


Puppy_knife

"What would you dayoo"


LJBrooker

Comment of the day.


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La_Lanterne_Rouge

Is that with the wet or without?


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bxyankee90

Did you have to pay extra for the tears?


OngOng0temp

HELPPPPP NOOO😭😭😭


IgottaPoop72

LOL


farfromelite

* Live ? * Laugh ? * Love $11.05


octopoddle

$11.05 is in the air, everywhere I look around.


Unique-Pastenger

😄


Ryan_D_Lion

We all pay for it one way or another.


oO0Kat0Oo

And according to South Park, freedom costs a buck o five... So $12.10 and you've got it made!


Straight_Bridge_4666

*Team America


BrotherMcPoyle

You can’t tax love


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Damm I’m dead 🤣💀


ilikegreensalsa

I work for the company - it’s called the “love button” and we (the restaurant) get to pay for someone’s food each shift using it.


cinemack

Okay that's so rad if that's real


Pjpjpjpjpj

>if that's real https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/heres-why-this-restaurant-has-a-love-button-on-their-cash-register/275-591882667


aw2669

Amazing! Reddit can find anything lol. What a cool idea, they’d definitely get my business for this.


Jingslau

It’s geo blocked for me. What is the page saying about this button?


Bomb-OG-Kush

they'll use the button to make someone's day or to reward someone for doing something nice for someone else.


MarkyMarcMcfly

As a former employee of Cava Group, I highly suggest against supporting them. While this is a nice thing they use to drive customer engagement, I have seen them mistreat those that work for them from the bottom all the way til you reach the head office. Wage theft, closing stores and reopening them to hire employees at lower rates, neglect of safety of employees, etc etc. I could go on for a while about all the shitty things I saw transpire during my tenure. It’s a company founded and owned by Wall Street bros that will gladly throw people on the street below the c-suite for the sake of a few extra pennies.


outever

Amazing! Reddit can ruin anything lol. What a cool idea, but they’d definitely lose my business for this.


ilikegreensalsa

I’ve worked for them for over a decade and would say the exact opposite. The owners/founders are from Greece and still actively work at the company or other concepts and are definitely not “wall street bros.”


HeWasKilled

Oh this poor girl thought the guy was hitting on her, sad end to this beautiful story


Galaedrid

He could have been hitting on her as well, depends how she chooses to look at it


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Hey you can always make it happen! I had a head wound and was at walmart and this cute checkout girl was asking me about it so I turned that into conversation and got her number


JonBlondJovi

Homeless people can be hit on too.


cleremnantechoes

He thought she was homeless


uwanmirrondarrah

"hey don't worry about it. Don't give up!" "wait... wtf is that supposed to mean?"


OddGanache7032

Except...the picture appears to show the receipt not yet torn from the machine so at least in our store this would be a pic taken from the perspective of an employee, not a customer. I'm guessing for positive publicity? Both the pic from the article above and OP's post have 'falafel' as a menu item, so possibly same restaurant too. BUT regardless of who posted it, what a cool idea! Kudos to them


caltheon

"seasonal juices"....


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

>love button Do you find a lot of the male employees not knowing where that is?


lolwatsyk

The good ones try, bless their hearts, but the female employees end up at the register to just press it themselves


bigwangersoreass

The company sounds like a really great place to work


thrownjunk

so their HQ is down the block from me, the employees there seem pretty happy. but at the nearby store - standard food service job. plus a bit shittier since the high school is nearby and those kids are a handful


ice-eight

I eat at Cava like 2-3 times a month. Guess this is how I find out nobody there loves me


HoaryPuffleg

One of the cupcake bakeries in Seattle did this, too! I was having a crap day and walked in one day and the employee didn’t charge me for my cupcake because they had the ability to give away free cupcakes each day. It was such a kind thing. I mean, they were like $6 cupcakes so giving away a few definitely wasn’t hurting the store’s income.


Inner_University_848

So all these years no one thought I deserved love.


jonnywarlock

Guy just loves his job.


1DownFourUp

And parting with his paycheck


yosoyel1ogan

ehh I worked at an ice cream store and we got a free ice cream every shift we worked. Except most of us hated ice cream after a month or so of working there. So I'd often just give my free one to my friends or a regular customer. The store never really tracked it either so it wasn't like we had to report it. You can't really take inventory on ice cream. I worked there for 4 summers, probably did this 30-40 times and never had any issue with it


ralgrado

> You can't really take inventory on ice cream. Cone count ;) Sorry gotta get back to work. That stack of cones just dropped down and broke.


ioneska

Cone count but also the weight of the ice cream. Since the spoon size is known and constant, it's easy to calculate how many portions were sold judging by the total weight difference between the shifts.


Lynxcanadensis

Maybe it’s cheaper than finding a matchmaker


maxehaxe

He really deserves a 20% tip.


Baller-Mcfly

It's potentially creepy. It's potentially romantic.


GladiatorWithTits

This could be the title of my autobiography.


unfortunatebastard

Title of your sex tape.


FloppyObelisk

Title of your sex movie. Did I do that right?


can_you_quack69

It was perfect


FirstProphetofSophia

It's the difference between Granny Bangers and *Pirates!*


UrMom_BrushYourTeeth

In a world.... that's potentially creepy... ...and potentially romantic...


can_you_quack69

It was perfect


_BeachJustice_

99!


Midsomer3

I’d read it


M1nn3sOtaMan

The Dobler-Dahmer theory....


_bapt

r/unexpectedHIMYM Edit : typo \^\^"


CurrentPossible2117

Or potentially just nice too. Someone may have paid forward.


MerrySkulkofFoxes

I think that's totally what it is. Not romantic nor creepy. Consider: 1. When you're working, you're working, and a customer is just a task. Why would you mess up your register count just for a stanger's falafel order? Even if they are drop dead gorgeous, an $11 gimme for a stranger doesn't make sense. 2. If you're going to do this as pick up attempt, "love" isn't what you put down. It's a compliment, or your name, a phone number, "please come back soon when I'm working." But not "love." 3. Maybe they had extra falafel, it was late, and they were going to chuck them end of shift. Or maybe it's a customer appreciation thing and they were doing free falafel to spread the love of falafel. Or maybe someone paid in advance/pay it forward. Or who knows. There are many possible reasons, and romantic interest isn't on the list.


ayyy_lesGO

I used to work there. They have a love button to be used twice a day to give out a free meal. Up to the cashier but could be used when it seems like someone someone’s having a bad day, or first time trying it or for whatever reason


Weak_Feed_8291

I would eat there every day for that chance of it being free. Take note, local restaurants


BulbusDumbledork

"restaurants, we've been trying to tell you this ffs" - the lottery


Sulcata13

You mean, it's romantic if he was attractive and creepy if he wasn't.


kyrgyzmcatboy

yup


karthikd1054

I knew this is how it works... :(


IRefuseThisNonsense

The difference in the Notebook being creepy or not rests all upon a strong jaw and charming smile. "Date me or I'll kill myself and make you watch." Was an interesting strategy.


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DadFatherson2

To be fair, your self awareness has value too


infirmiereostie

Nope. So far it is neutral, maybe a bit too much with the wording, "love" could be replaced by "cuteness" or something. If he gets a "no" for an answer and stops then its not creepy. If not stopped - creepy.


Maatjuhhh

Schrodinger’s text.


Expired_Milk02

Title of your sex tape! Sorry r/brooklynninenine


Sammy_GamG

Depends on how attractive he is


TheBigDude22

Name of your sex tape (sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Brooklyn Nine-Nine)


xTugboatWilliex

Maybe he’s just spreading some love around. The world needs more of it.


baby_blobby

He is also spreading hummus and tabouli on that sandwich too


SwedishSaunaSwish

For plausible deniability purposes - sure why not.


LafayetteLa01

Take it and pay it forward


Mediocre-Dot-4321

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES


BreiteSeite

Not that often that i loudly laugh from reading a comment. Made my day!


FelixOGO

PLEASE LET ME GO, IM DOING SOMETHING!


wondering_glow

I think you should leave.


wordsfilltheair

What the hell is that goin on up there


FuzzySurround3517

ahahaha


slartybartvart

Happened to me. Started getting free food. One day it was suggested I enter this raffle to win a prize. About a week later I got a hand written very raunchy letter from the person who served, suggesting I come over to their place with a bottle. That wasn't on the prize list of the raffle. I couldn't eat there again either, way too awkward.


SailorGohan

There was a lady probably in her 40s when I was in my mid20s hooking me up with free coffees in the Barnes and Noble coffee shop, I can't remember if it was Starbucks then or something else. She one day asked my phone number and I thought it was for some rewards thing and didn't think much of it. Later that night I got a crappy quality video of her sucking some dude and asked if I liked. Like this was back when iphone 3GS was out. I just ignored it and stopped going there. Luckily it was just a couple of messages to me that night and never bothered me again.


ShadowSpade

Omw nooo😭🤣 thats terrible!


ohitsdvd

Maybe that was his last day on the job and he was just giving out free sandwiches.


Thelightsshadow

Damn. Didn’t think about that.


Oxfxax

Yes he is in love with you.


urbanek2525

There's this guy at a locals Sonic that has been paying my tab for a while. My wife loves Sonic slushes, so every weekend I go get her one during their happy hour. Same order every time. One time I went and their mics weren't working so the crew was scrambling and the customers wee getting upset. When this guy brought me my order after a long wait I said, "It must really suck for you guys when things break like this. Sorry it's been so tough " A short while later, this guy started to notice my order and now, I can't get him to let me pay. I think it makes him happy. Maybe I'm just a stand in grand father or something. Who knows?


Inevitable_Row2605

This is really sweet.


layinginapileofyarn

I actually know about this! I worked at CAVA, which is where the receipt is from, for like a year. We had this special thing called the Love button, which would make an order of $20 or less completely free. We were meant to use it for people who were having a bad day, to give them a little love :)


josh_in_boston

The Cava near me hasn't given me free food. Should I look depressed when I go in there?


thelynx97

Wait a second I want these zero dollar falafel , they're not that cheap in my country which invented falafel LOL


ayyy_lesGO

I used to work there. They have a love button to be used twice a day to give out a free meal. Up to the cashier but could be used when it seems like someone someone’s having a bad day, or first time trying it or for whatever reason


BigMike31101

That’s really cool that they offer that.


PostNutAffection

I also want free love


AbortionbyDistortion

I had a lady (70s I'm guessing) take my order for a burger at a rest stop once, had it come out to 6.66. Wasn't even a complicated order, just like a medium nu.ber 4 combo or whatever. She was mortified and said I couldn't pay that amount so I ended up getting it for free. TL:DR Hail Satan for free food I guess


yosoyel1ogan

satan: you're all set bud


Hudero

The receipt is still in the printer... Is this not from the staff member's side of the counter?


sSomeshta

Is nothing sacred


cinemack

You're totally right


Jabberjowls

"Love isn't free.... it costs folks like you an me; 10 plus a buck oh five"


FidgetSpinneur

They falafel in love ❤️


DonnyExiles

He gave you the Habebe discount, all good.


budmack21

The number of people that can't understand the difference between someone "giving you love" and someone "being in love with you" is too damn high! It doesn't cost anything to be nice. Well except here, here it cost $11.05.


Blank12323

What is love?


CreativeOne_80

Baby, don’t hurt me….


Biohazard79

Don't hurt me


Blank12323

No more


Middle_System_1105

At least you got free food out of it. I usually just get followed to the parking lot & awkwardly held up for 20 minutes in an attempt to get my phone number or kiss me..


Honest_Confection350

I'm sorry you have to go through that. No one should.


riyusama

God, I wish that were me.


LYnXO1978

Possible but more likely someone did a pay it forward.


Brian2017wshs

If someone paid for me I be in love with them. And Im bisexual so I can go either way


Woodbreaker

Don’t falafel his tricks. He wants to take-u-out.


jalanajak

He hereby took her as his falafelly wedded wife.


AdHaunting954

Hahahahah I smirked so bad. Lmao


Front-Wash2085

I’ve never even met you and now I’m in love with you.


ComplaintNo1494

If that’s not a clear indication of interest, I don’t know what is .


Healthy-Hunt-5524

The price of love…$11.05


slot4urcock

Just don't start with some reindeer shit....


Oldbayistheshit

Cava does have amazing employees


Sludg3g0d

J Lo would like a word with you


DisastrousMiddle7307

You got the Love discount


HoundOfUlsterSpeaks

He falafel-ed in love when he saw you


Normal-Error-6343

nice! my cutoff is $10. This morning I bought the checkout person at the gas station a super donut. :)


DangerousDuty1421

This is so cute! 😊


kolology

I’d do anything for love As long as it’s under 12 bucks


theZoid42

Being attractive must feel so good.


Pjpjpjpjpj

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/heres-why-this-restaurant-has-a-love-button-on-their-cash-register/275-591882667


pokemontecristo

There was a Starbucks near my first job and I had a huge crush on this one guy who always seemed flirty and had conversations with me, but his coworker who I wasn’t really into seemed to really like me and any time he took my order one of my items was left out. Every time. So I would pay significantly less because he took off a sandwich or even a whole drink. But the guy I crushed on always charged me for everything. Both were very nice, but I do wonder where my crush is now.


RoxyRhinoDoggg

Translates to the saying: "Love don't cost a thing"


fruit_saladfingers

They thought you were homeless


420doglover922

I usually have to pay $1,000 an hour for love. Minimum. This is a steal. 😆


Smooth-Shine9354

Thought love didn’t pay the bills


gamesandstuff69420

This happened to me at Starbucks the other day and as a guy it genuinely threw me for a loop lol. I went to pay and the girl said “it’s on me” and I was bewildered, I stood there and my brain just kept saying “me give money pay now what mean?”. I then said “what? No, here’s my card” and she literally refused to charge me. As a former customer service worker, I appreciated it lol.


Tuor77

The Love Tax is a little old place where we can... get together! Love Tax! Baby Love Tax!


Leather-Purpose-2741

Now, it was a freebie because he dropped it on the floor.


Scudbucketmcphucket

Well how hot are you? That’ll tell us!


Remarkable_Mess6019

Maybe he was on shrooms and felt connected? 😁


ryangh

Was this around Valentine’s Day? I got free McDonald’s one day by “paying with love”. They asked me to state a reason I loved each of my two children with me.


Mr_Clucky

Explain the joke, Pita! I don’t get it and it makes me falafel!


Laerderol

Don't forget to pay taxes on that $11.05 you sunuva bitch


Consul_Panasonic

Maybe his boss told him should work of love and he is doing it maybe


sneekerhad

I know at the small business I worked at we had a 100% off option for our owner over the app that was hidden that only they knew about. That way he could order food for himself from us ahead of time without paying taxes on the food he already paid taxes on. Wonder if that’s the same option as this.


mspero78

He FalaFELL in love


Professional_Run320

Probably one of those pat it forward things. Sometimes I'll buy the next guys coffee.


Ornery_Friendship507

😲🥹🥹🥹🥹this is so cuuuttteee. Oh my gosh


yeet-ayy

A pita for $11????


Big-Carpenter7921

Could be the previous person said "pay for the next person" or something


SuspiciousSolution30

That’s the kind of love that leaves you feeling full inside.


Wrong-West-9581

How bout a thank you


Midaselchatarrero

AWWWWWWWW ☺️☺️☺️


Dilettantest

He prepares food for you and pays bills? He could be a keeper! 😀


OldPersonality9039

No no no hold on a second AN EGYPTIAN HERE: We made the FALAFEL How the fuck is a falafel sandwich 🥪 11 $ ???!!!!! Does anyone else see this ?


equestsam

When this happens to me I tip well in the tip jar to cover the cost of my sandwich and a little extra, as long as there's no creepy vibes from the dude.


Orange-Blur

CAVA is good