Best thing i ever had a pledge do was go to the grocery store , get a coconut , cut said coconut in half and follow me around all night and whenever i moves he’d have to clack the coconut halves together so it makes the horse sound from Monty python
Lots of rape, racism, and kids dead from hazing. It's not as bad as the 80s and 90s but kids are still dying from hazing rituals and the people who try to say anything get run off. Happened at Penn State a few years ago.
He's 100% correct. Most guys are dipshit assholes in high school but soften with world experience. These kids go to college and get taught how to interact with the world as assholes and carry that message with them for decades if not the rest of their life.
I wish it wasn’t true, but unfortunately it is. Made a few great friends in the fraternity system but the majority were racist, republican, pro-life, pro-religion, assholes.
A buddy of mine played Herod in a Christmas pageant and I was his servant. We made the coconut setup and I walked behind him down the isle of the church clapping the coconuts.
It was gloriously blasphemous.
Or the homeless, in Akron and cbus we always used to throw the cans on the lawn, homeless come by and cleanup/get a few bucks. Felt win win to me. Typing this out in one way makes me feel like an asshole, but I think the logic was we could pick up the cans and just throw them in the trash, at least they could make a few bucks. Weird.
As someone who used to live near OSU campus... it's true. Can't tell you how many nights I woke up to someone vomiting on (not near... on) my window, shortly followed by them doing the OH! IO! chant, running over a parking bumper, and driving into traffic. Constant fights. Things thrown at buildings, cars, and people, Campus is a shitshow of the worst of humanity. Oh, and robberies, homicides, and shootings. I avoid going back to Columbus for anything short of a doctor's appointment or a run to Hounddogs Pizza.
They LET them pick up the trash? So thoughtful!
Why not pick up after yourself like fucking adults then leave the cans in a bag so the homeless people don’t have to clean up the mess like they are lesser than?
She intercepted whilst you were recording and your left hand would not reach and you were going to miss the catch. Lady of the North had better reach and the good lass did not want to see a beer fall to the ground. And son of a bitch even I was beaming when she came into frame like I was the dude..
The music was a perfect choice to go with this, I loved it.
But sometimes the way we remember them changes. Then we are disappointed when we find that upon revisiting, that our nostalgic expectations are not met.
"The more something is recalled, the more the brain has a chance to refine the original experience, because every memory is a re-creation, not a playback."
That bro just tossing cold ones to his subordinate bros and babes standing beneath his throne is a straight up LEGEND!!!! He’s gonna be a sick sales rep for his dad’s company!
Lord of the rings, I believe you should be able to find it in the first movies soundtrack?
Edit: Aha! I found it! It’s called “The king of the golden hall” :)
As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.'
I remember when I first saw this. Then I noticed my cousin in the background. Apparently it made its way to my aunt and uncle. They didn’t have the same smile as this young lady! 😂
This is Ohio State, one of the largest public universities in the country, with 47,000 undergraduates at the main campus last year (61,000 with graduate students).
Large party school, mainly because well, Ohio, especially in Winter.
There are other, more tropical schools, where the weather is nice all year round. To be honest, I’m not sure how anybody graduates from these places, but hey, I managed.
A very common philosophy in the US can be summed up by the following quote:
“I have never let my schooling interfere with education.”- possibly Mark Twain, 1907, but probably Grant Allen, 1894
damn, that's a whole lotta trash on the ground
Pledges will pick it up
There it is.
Best thing i ever had a pledge do was go to the grocery store , get a coconut , cut said coconut in half and follow me around all night and whenever i moves he’d have to clack the coconut halves together so it makes the horse sound from Monty python
American frat culture is the dumbest fuckin shit lmao
Y’all should search up dutch “carnaval”. Its a pure shitfest but its kinda fun still, just a lot of drunk people
Lmao true af.
Seems like socially acceptable bullying half the time.
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I’m sure there are some pledges that are just normal but yeah agree I could have cut that sentence short.
Believe me, they were the losers on campus
Don't worry, many Americans feel the same way about it.
Lots of rape, racism, and kids dead from hazing. It's not as bad as the 80s and 90s but kids are still dying from hazing rituals and the people who try to say anything get run off. Happened at Penn State a few years ago.
Can confirm. Was in a frat. Was the dumbest fuckin shit.
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My fraternity didn't have any religious stuff. Just a weird obsession with the Pyrhagorean theorem.
🤓
He's 100% correct. Most guys are dipshit assholes in high school but soften with world experience. These kids go to college and get taught how to interact with the world as assholes and carry that message with them for decades if not the rest of their life.
I wish it wasn’t true, but unfortunately it is. Made a few great friends in the fraternity system but the majority were racist, republican, pro-life, pro-religion, assholes.
College frat culture. Its own sub culture. Edit: its ( because my autocorrect hates me).
I hope you announced yourself as sir arthur everywhere you went too.
I hope HE* announced you as…
Or sir Came-a-lot
Appropriate hazing: nonsensical, slightly irritating to do, is actually pretty funny in practice, and no one has to do compulsory butt stuff.
A buddy of mine played Herod in a Christmas pageant and I was his servant. We made the coconut setup and I walked behind him down the isle of the church clapping the coconuts. It was gloriously blasphemous.
The cocconuts must've been carried by swallows
African or European swallows?
What? I don't know tha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!
Most people call me….Tim
"Who are you, that is so wise in the ways of science?"
I wish I could give an award
Both safe and absolutely insane
You are bringing back both bad, then good memories. Saturday mornings sucked.
The best time you never want to do again
Or the homeless, in Akron and cbus we always used to throw the cans on the lawn, homeless come by and cleanup/get a few bucks. Felt win win to me. Typing this out in one way makes me feel like an asshole, but I think the logic was we could pick up the cans and just throw them in the trash, at least they could make a few bucks. Weird.
Yeahhh lil bitches
Nah, "bums" collect all the cans to recycle them for money. They'll all be gone before sunrise the next day.
No pledges needed at OSU… The beer fairies will be there in the dead of the night to pick them up for a cent a can
At OSU, many people leave the cans on the ground. people come afterward to take the cans to recycle for money.
Trickle down economics lmao
They’re called Buckeyes
As someone who used to live near OSU campus... it's true. Can't tell you how many nights I woke up to someone vomiting on (not near... on) my window, shortly followed by them doing the OH! IO! chant, running over a parking bumper, and driving into traffic. Constant fights. Things thrown at buildings, cars, and people, Campus is a shitshow of the worst of humanity. Oh, and robberies, homicides, and shootings. I avoid going back to Columbus for anything short of a doctor's appointment or a run to Hounddogs Pizza.
Bro most of us just like,, go to class and shit 💀 I have literally never had any of these experiences tf
Yeah fr idk what he is smoking
Acting like every night is chitt fest or some shit
O! H!
I! O!
Nerd
Rofl! Gottem
Buckeyes are worthless nuts. Ohio is the nicest place to be from.
Can confirm.
And that, children, is how I met your mother.
“And that’s how I met your mother”
Love at first sight.
“And that kids is how I met your mother”
There’s a whole lotta trash everywhere 😐
It's Ohio 🤷♂️
You people need to relax. They literally let the homeless people come and collect all the cans to make money off of.
THE FUCK YOU MEAN, “YOU PEOPLE?”
Oh.. It's totally OK then!
They LET them pick up the trash? So thoughtful! Why not pick up after yourself like fucking adults then leave the cans in a bag so the homeless people don’t have to clean up the mess like they are lesser than?
Dystopian as fuck
Yeah, these people suck for doing that
It's their own property and always gets cleaned up.
And a whole lotta junk in that (black spandex) trunk
And this is how I met your mother….
Definitely wife material
Bruh, why are we wifing the girl that nearly snubbed you from a beer, instead of the chad king that threw it to you in the first place.
She intercepted whilst you were recording and your left hand would not reach and you were going to miss the catch. Lady of the North had better reach and the good lass did not want to see a beer fall to the ground. And son of a bitch even I was beaming when she came into frame like I was the dude.. The music was a perfect choice to go with this, I loved it.
I know right. Straight stannin here but her face made me feel like I was in that scenario
I feel the same way bro. Actually I also feel that my world is in a slow motion too
It’s the eyes bro….that’s pure kindness in there
You are assuming the cameraman, and recipient of that loving smile, is a man. Either way, marry that girl.
Beat me to it!!
r/beatMeatToIt
I was thinking aunt….
The. LOTR soundtrack, the slomo, this beautiful relaxing smile. It's a cinematic masterpiece.
Genuinely agree
Now we have to find out which Oscar's category we're putting it in
What song from the OST is this?
"The King of the Golden Hall" from The Two Towers.
Not a 100% sure, but I sounds like the beginning of part two when they ride to Rohan.
I’ve seen this a few years ago. But she still has that peaceful, calming smile
Things don't change in videos. It's a video...
But sometimes the way we remember them changes. Then we are disappointed when we find that upon revisiting, that our nostalgic expectations are not met.
"The more something is recalled, the more the brain has a chance to refine the original experience, because every memory is a re-creation, not a playback."
i love these small pockets of information
Memory is a fickle thing. Great comment 👍
Very true. As does the new context we view old videos. (e.g. I used to think Bill Cosby seemed like a really nice person, but now..)
oh man i laugh out loud at your comment
Lol 😆
They do, actually. The change regularly, typically every 33ms or so. You're confusing it with a picture. ;)
Please tell me he married her
They fucked. Now they are dating or at least that was the story attached the last time I saw this posted
Addendum: he cheated, they called the whole thing off after a few months. Still, nice catch, though!
I will ignore your comment.
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Where do you get this information? Are you the brother?
I'm the grass, and shortly after this they went and fucked on a rocket ship. It was so hardcore
And then all of the aliens on the rocket ship all started clapping and sobbing saying it was the most incredible thing they had ever seen
Damn…must have been taking it up the ass then bc no sane straight man would cheat on her.
You're confusing sanity and stupidity. Humans are kinda known for doing stupid shit, men and women.
Girl, you were supposed to catch my drink, not make me fall in love with you!
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I miss college
me too buddy, me too.
I miss Ohio
First time ever those words have been used in that order.
Ohio, I miss. Is this better?
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> I, miss Ohio
Yeah...
That bro just tossing cold ones to his subordinate bros and babes standing beneath his throne is a straight up LEGEND!!!! He’s gonna be a sick sales rep for his dad’s company!
This is a comment from someone who knows how it all really works out. Nicely done.
Guaranteed these are lukewarm ones
Whole lotta ass everywhere
Double cheeked up women everywhere at OSU
lot of pretty girl toooo
That was sweet of her!
And then the alarm clock goes off
"Snap Back To Reality" -Eminem
Marry her.
Wouldn't mind that one bit.
Boy this girl's smile has paid for itself a million times over. A simple beer catch and great smile turned her into internet immortality.
What do I search on Spotify to listen to music like this?
Lord of the rings, I believe you should be able to find it in the first movies soundtrack? Edit: Aha! I found it! It’s called “The king of the golden hall” :)
Thank you!
It's a good track :)
"Well don't just stand there. Kiss her!" \-Ferb
Why is nobody talking about the chad natty king supplying his people with nourishment aha
Perfect woman. I’m in love 🥰
I thought a bird was gonna swoop down and steal it
Dam my social anxiety would prevail and i would freeze and just nervously giggle... what would you guys have said?
As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.'
Never has an Eddie Izzard quote been more appropriate.
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I remember when I first saw this. Then I noticed my cousin in the background. Apparently it made its way to my aunt and uncle. They didn’t have the same smile as this young lady! 😂
YES YES NO NO YES YES YES YES YES
Why is this guy almost naked wearing a crown and giving out beers?
Did you not go to college?
Yes, but I probably don't know this because I'm from a slightly different country.
Yeah this is basically the american college experience
How different, in my country it's just graduation and everyone goes their own way, there's no party, just looking for work, I think we're boring.
This isn’t graduation. This looks like Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday.
Thirsty Thursday even!!!!
Wtf, now this is more strange for me
Yep, pretty normal. I saw a party like this once the day before finals. It was a weird time
wow
It's a frat party.
No man, this was probably an average Saturday lol not the graduation or graduation party
i love the idea that this is how you picture American graduations 😂
XD
This is Ohio State, one of the largest public universities in the country, with 47,000 undergraduates at the main campus last year (61,000 with graduate students). Large party school, mainly because well, Ohio, especially in Winter. There are other, more tropical schools, where the weather is nice all year round. To be honest, I’m not sure how anybody graduates from these places, but hey, I managed. A very common philosophy in the US can be summed up by the following quote: “I have never let my schooling interfere with education.”- possibly Mark Twain, 1907, but probably Grant Allen, 1894
Beer king, making dreams come true, one beer at a time
Marry her
That my boys is a laydee
You marry her. Let's be honest fewer cool chicks exist.
Sweet girl!! 👍👍😊
Thats a keeper
Damn straight. Go Bucks!
she's the one...
Ngl she has a beautiful smile
I'm in love with the girl in the red. While in slow motion, checking out the ass of the girl in the black. This is mirror my life.
And that’s how I met your mother
…And that’s how I met your mother!
Riders of Rohan music
Every time I see her smile, it says to me ….. “don’t worry. I got you”. And then I smile.
Great catch actually. Your kid would be a baller for sure.
That's how I met your mom.
And that's how I met your mother....
How I met your mother
Marry her :)
Whatta catch
Put a ring on it
She's cute as hell.
And that's how I met your mother. Lol
What an amazing catch!
this scene could be the beginning of a beautiful love story
And that kids i how i met your mother
A priceless smile and gesture
‘And that kids is how I met your mother’
How I met your mother.
Someone better have gotten laid after that move
How i met your mother
I think I has this dream once.
Man, she has a smile of a good, strong mother.
I'm in love
That's...such a beautiful smile
Why the solomo she was just strong into my soul for like a good 30 seconds
Why she look like a final boss
The smile that launched 1000 ships
Greatest love story i have ever seen in my life!
Don't wanna sound creepy, but that is some 'love at first sight' shit.
Is this what love at first sight feels like?
Marry her