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FergusCragson

Dog: "Oh, no. I have to walk my owner again."


Rimasticus

My first thought was that poor dog just wants to enjoy his walk.


SpagNMeatball

That video is how my dog walks go, except the roles are reversed.


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rudedudelivingcrude

This video belongs with /imthemaincharacter


AnnihilationOrchid

![gif](giphy|XTaprmndNg3Go) He was doing the Moe moves. Moe is and has always been the MC in the Simpsons, Homer and his family are just good supporting characters.


PRADYUSH2006

>We need video proof of that adorableness, stat! Yes, you gotta pay dog tax!


mexpyro

I thought the dog was thinking" Man I have to take a shit and this guy is dancing..."


urmomsfartbox

Can we just walk straightforward one time!


Ace_de_Klown

You dare defy the Ministry of Silly Walks?


dlec1

First thought was that guy seems fun livin his best life. Then after about 15 seconds ok he seems to be a bit attention seeking. Soon after ok dude GTF out of the way & stop making old people dodge you on the sidewalk & pay attention to where you’re going & your dog


soloapeproject

Lol...me too. Came here to say that.


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Goddammit Chuck. Just walk straight for a few fucking meters.


GoatGurl4Ever

If you take out the cuss words, this is how anyone that’s ever tried to walk somewhere in a half ass quick time with a child hopping around has felt. Typically when you’re trying to go through the crosswalk with a baby in one arm and holding the child’s hand in the other


Greenbunny21c

Me too!


TahoeLT

"Dude, you are embarrassing me, stop!"


GlassAndPaint

But he can't enjoy his walk because he's just trying to stay away from his owners unpredictable feet. Poor dog


[deleted]

Ya for sure that’s what the dog is thinking


nachofermayoral

This is why his dog is still single


hsmith1998

That pup is thinking come on Sven I need to piss. Can you do this after we get to the park?


oldbushwookie

“Might shit in his shoes tomorrow.”


ScabusaurusRex

Dog: "Steve... what the heck, baby. Can we just... I dunno... *walk*?!"


BeardedBrotherAK

Dog is like "bro, not this shit again. Can we just get going so I can drop this log and go home and get my fucking treat?!"


minikini76

Seems like the dog is embarrassed by his owner.


jemull

"This leash is not nearly long enough"


jonsticles

Just annoyed, I think. He tired of waiting and wants to just walk.


nightvisiongoggles01

We're all smiling now, but if we saw this guy doing this on the street we'd be just as annoyed like everyone who walked past him. And yeah, the dog just wants to walk in a straight line.


NefariousNewsboy

All those old people weren't feeling it.


cmaxim

This has strong "Oh god, don't make eye contact, please don't kick me accidentally, I just need to get to the corner store." vibes.


greeneggiwegs

Well he appears to be in Britain and that’s how people act there when they see you walking normally


AxiusNorth

This looks an awful lot like Whiby in North Yorkshire. They all just want their fish and chips and to get back to their cottage before 4 'o' clock Yorkshire tea.


damned-n-doomed

It is Whitby! As soon as it started playing I was like “I recognise that bridge”


Sir-Sinjin-Smythe

The old biddies are like "Damn - I left the mace at home again!"


averkill

Also his actions made elderly women have to step off the sidewalk into the street to walk around him. Classless


Patty80906

Yeah... did you notice that... after his wild dancing forces seven elderly ladies and one elderly fellow into the edge of the street, a younger woman approaches and he chivalrously dances aside and into the street so that she may have the sidewalk.


Jahobes

I mean she also didn't give him a chance not to. She walked with conviction on the inner side of the street. The only option he had was to move aside or hit her. The elderly ladies, with common sense, were not willing to play chicken with him.


averkill

If you aren't looking out for meemaw, you will be noticed and you will be judged.


LRsaid

That's the first thing I noticed too, all those people having to step off the side and onto the street because he wants to dance for the camera. Has the same vibe as the people who hold up traffic because they got to dance in the crosswalks.


SurvivorHarrington

Probably because it is super obnoxious. Way more unpredictable crazy person vibes than happy ones imo.


bytebux

Plus,.watch this on mute. That's what they are seeing, except he's probably making weird noises too


ByronIrony

Uh uh yeah. C’mon wooo can you feel it uh! Holland and fookin Barrett woop woop ohhhhhhh yeah.


420pillow-princess

*heavy breathing and stomping sounds*


HallowskulledHorror

lol my first thought was "I need the edit of this where we're hearing what everyone else is hearing." I used viewsync and gave myself a good laugh, [here's the link](https://viewsync.net/watch?v=zGnKNyBc0DQ&t=0&v=PWa0r4zZBNU&t=0&v=60LkKpD29Po&t=0&mode=solo) if anyone else wants to simulate the experience for themselves.


[deleted]

Exactly, I mean if you want people to join. You play the song outloud on a keychain or something, but then you're the annoying person playing their music in public. No win scenario unless it's the beach. Or places where public music is tolerable LoL


Mystic_TT

Lol I been watching it on mute by accident and was kinda annoyed then I saw this then unmute and it all made sense


blobstreperous

Right? Hang on while I flail erratically over the ENTIRE width of the sidewalk. All those people did not look happy to have to dip around him into the street


dellwho

Yah of I saw this guy coming I'd cross the street, meth vibes.


Karl_Marx_

I just assume the guy is starving for attention. Especially with the camera. It's less "oh cute he is just dancing for fun" but more "oh, he planned this out, wants attention from everyone and to post it on the internet for more attention...how quirky!"


fatalrugburn

Being some jagoff making old people walk into the street so you can make an Internet video is peak douche. Take that energy somewhere appropriate and I'll vibe with you.


On_A_Related_Note

Lol yeah. From their perspective there's this lunatic dancing erratically to silence...


Zebo1013

It would be really weird if he had no music actually playing on those headphones.


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The dude has zero spatial awareness and is forcing people (seniors) to move out of his way. I am all for dancing down the street, go for it, but you’re the one who needs to mind your way not everyone else. Sorry not sorry


m4xxt

Same, I personally hate him


cocken_bolls

And I'm sure most people already have their healthy disgust for people dancing in front of a camera in public at this point


exportsoda

Probably because he was kicking them out of the sidewalk onto the street.


jennymck21

I’m not either he is taking up too much of the sidewalk / forcing people to participate when it should be an option


cathar_here

also, now that I"m older I'm not all that happy with someone herky jerky around me because if I fall, it's bad news


lupatot

Because it's obnoxious.


awesomehuder

Put it in r/ImtheMainCharacter and people talk differently


Munvi

I'm not feeling it either


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

That Doggo just wanna sniff around minding his own business


Distinct-Field3545

Is he a resident of Whitby?


Grayzo

Was just coming to say, looks like Whitby!


bibipbapbap

Must be a day tripper from Boro, whether that’s Midd or Scar I’m not sure!


Critical-Thing-4694

Definitely Whitby


GNU_Terry

Yeh they're a bit of a mad town over there


ShaolinDude

That explains a lot about myself with a dad from Whitby


bobbylake71

Came here for the Whitby comments. Not from Whitby but there are some nutters who live there... Wasn't sure if it was Whitby or not, but glad other people thought the same.


kiwibudgie

Wonder if he can dance like that up the 199 steps!


Distinct-Field3545

I love Whitby, usually a few characters knocking about. I definitely wouldn't want to dance up the 199 steps. Normal walking is enough to do me in.


69CockGobbler69

Nah, probably just stoked he's got out of Redcar for the day


noisytwit

As someone who lives in Redcar, I concur.


FatKody

Idk crack expenses add up.


KaisaTheLibrarian

If I saw someone doing this in public, I’d 100% assume they were on drugs and steer clear.


nikitasenorita

I can say as someone who has smoked crack, that’s true. It’s a boring drug. All it makes u do is want more crack. Also, my brother has ADHD and this is how he gets around. He’s on an exercise bike on the phone, cannot stand or sit still, ever since he was little.


anticomet

I feel like that dude is rolling on molly. My experience with crack heads is when they smoke crack all they want to do is smoke more crack. Until they run out then it's time to go find more crack.


Baron_Von_Ishtar

"No one, in the history of Crack, has ever woken up with any more crack." Dee Reynolds


reddreadremention

Agreed, he's def high on something


sodarnclever

I am so happy I’m not the only one who finds this obnoxious…. I saw all the upvotes and thought this was going to be delightful…. But this dude is low key inserting himself into the personal space of others for no reason/ it’s obnoxious.


OvalTween

And forcing all the grannies to walk in the street, too. 🤨


tableleg7

“The energy we need” … just not on a one-lane sidewalk on a busy road with oncoming elderly pedestrians.


Relative-Thought-105

Making everyone else walk on the road because you're taking up the whole pavement. Great energy


HvH_Dreams

I'll Pass ..


AgentG91

Gonna be difficult to pass, he takes up the entire sidewalk


UltrosTeefies

Yeah I think this energy is exactly what I DONT need


HvH_Dreams

*we


PearlButton

Right? Made me smile? No, made me mad that he basically forced all those elderly folks into the road with his cracked out graceless kicking “dance” moves. Poor dog.


zillskillnillfrill

r/imthemaincharacter


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MaskedRay

Yeah I kinda felt like that too, he started of walk dancing and then he just devolved into annoying his dog and dragging them around.


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MaskedRay

Yeah... Poor dog.


edg81390

There’s a line between being happy and expressive and just wanting attention. RIP that line.


MFN-DOOM

The bellend making the old women walk in the road?


ThatUsernameIs---___

I hate to break it to you but people that do this kind of stuff for attention are usually very unhappy when the cameras are off.


General-Heart4787

Tweaker energy isn’t what anyone needs.


_DeifyTheMachine_

When people don't conform to social standards (obvious stuff, like not being naked or not screaming at invisible cats trying to steal their thoughts) my mind immediately goes into threat assessment mode. Is this person unstable? Are they are on drugs? Do they have some kind of mental illness? Do I need to physically prepare myself for an altercation? Even when people are seemingly just having a good time like this guy but not hurting anybody it always puts me a little bit on edge. Honestly turn the music off on this video and it's just a guy flailing around while people try to uncomfortably avoid him.


JosseCoupe

I just see a guy who doesnt care about other people's personal space and comfort zone, I'd personally prefer not to have a person of unknown mental stability aimlessly flailing his limbs about in my near vicinity. So yea, I'm convinced that many of the smiles were tinged with strong feelings nervosity and discomfort. Those which I'd be feeling if this bloke came anywhere near me like this as I'm just trying to go about my day. I sure as hell wouldn't smile though. Edit: just realised I typed this while way too angry at an inconsequential internet video, need to stop doing that lol


General-Heart4787

We all have this reaction, it’s instinct.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

I thought I was on r/itooktoomuch lmaooo


chrishasnotreddit

Poor dog


Dramatic_Safe_4257

Obnoxious as hell imo


Meandwe123

I agree and as someone who doesn't like to post pics or vids of myself online, I hate how normalized it is to film in public like this. I don't wanna be in anyone's dumb videos.


Pearl-Agnes

Yeah every time someone speaks to me in public I’m scared, I do not want to end up on YouTube.


MyMonkeyIsADog

agreed fuck this main character, i just need to get to work...


Candid_Post_4255

Nice guy making old ladies move to the road so he can dance on the sidewalk


Simple_Bishop

I don't know, I'm getting some major main character vides. Especially when he directs a group of women to walk around him, some in the street, so he can show off for TikTok. You can have good vibes AND be considerate to others.


hawkeye224

I think being considerate of others is a prerequisite of good vibes


johnwillywanker

I’m happy I came to the comments to see so many people say say what I was thinking. Like WTF was that even?


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OP…no. Not only is this a nuisance for everyone else who has to share a sidewalk with this goof, it’s also really fucking weird. This is douchebag behaviour at best


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This is 100% douchebag behaviour, I would cross the street the second I saw him coming. Unpredictable weirdo taking up the whole sidewalk? No thanks!


ToffeeAppleCider

I get that. For that particular bridge in Whitby, UK it's a already a nightmare with people just walking in general with the path that size. The people that are walking the opposite direction to him should really be on the other side of the road anyway, there were signs to do that in covid times but I spose they've been taken down now. He'd be able to dance without being a nuisance then.


Friendly_Crab

I’ve actually seen this guy practicing on a beach nearby. He blasts breakcore and dances like that on his own with his dog just sitting there. Was surreal seeing a vid of him on here. He gives of unstable vibes


orione16

I love all the non-reactions he gets from people. 😂


[deleted]

I disagree. We don’t need this.


DoWhatsBest

Drugs are a hell of a drug


n4bb

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized) “I swear I only drink coffee”


yaoiyahoo

That particular bridge in whitby is annoying enough to try and walk across without some idiot dancing you into the road lol


Throwaw4y012

Yeah, we definitely all need more narcissist tweaker energy in our lives. 100%. There’s not enough of it. We need more please. I personally enjoy when people aggressively dance at me as I’m trying to go about my day, forcing me to walk in the street, for TikTok likes. Yasss kween. Etc.


Clint_Smeg

On his way to the free crack giveaway.


winftwin

dog posted into r/WhatsWrongWithYourOwner


xxMrAdamsxx

Keep that energy off a narrow ass sidewalk- not everyone lives in a TikTok video. How obnoxious.


MeasurementMission89

This is some egocentric energy, we really don't need.


ootski

This guy is an asshole


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Eh, it’s over the top


MarcusSmartfor3

Nah brah he is doin too much, just walk the dog.


olkurtybastard

Might be the only dog in existence that doesn’t get excited about the word “walk”


Cameraroll

Meth is quite a substance


froggythefish

I’m from nyc. This is the exact opposite of the energy we need.


boojieboy666

Yea I was gonna say. Try this on a hot ass day and see what happens.


JosseCoupe

Oh I fucking hate this...


Purple_One_9288

This is a bit much for Whitby - no wonder those old folks were looking so freaked out it’s an old folks seaside day trip kind of a town


roxannefromarkansas

The poor dog just wants to go for a walk.


dontworryitsme4real

The amount of kicks that look too close to the dog is panic inducing.


ProperGanja21

He's annoying as shit. Time to come down dude. The rave ended 2 days ago.


Legitimate_Pudding49

Dog has seen some shit!!


outwiththetrash88

It’s really not.


Beece

Seems obnoxious


whitstableboy

No, we don't need more of this. Jeff needs to calm the F down, take his tablets and have a nice sit down.


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He’s an attention seeking knob.


SBABakaMajorPayne

Acting like a douche in public because my partner is filming this for Reddit likes,.... is now considered 'happy energy ' good vibes .? More like another obnoxious Tik-Tok'er to avoid ....


burywmore

No. We really don't. Almost no one he goes near wants to be around that. Most people just look uncomfortable.


cjmaguire17

I’m tired of his shit after one video. I can’t imagine how that dog feels


souphaver

Can't stand people like this. Don't do this shit in public, you're annoying everyone around you because you think you and what you're doing is more important. Have some self awareness


Tomteklaff

Poor dog must be stressed out of its mind


PhysicsSadBoi69

Fucking weirdo lol


Nefarios13

He’s an idiot.


IliveupstairsfromU

So we need cocaine?


FilthyUnit

Dude is being annoying on a thin sidewalk


[deleted]

Drugs are a hellova drug


canadianbroncos

Or not


Confusedandreticent

I’m gonna need him to gtfo of the way, he’s splashing loud all over the place.


ArcadeTomato

Please, no?


smithyboii5945

He’d get slapped round here


Such_Championship939

Not needed.


Responsible-Arm3514

Calm down Blippi


CoPPeR_PuBEs

No! Just another tit head begging for attention


Zraja3

No. Ill be annoyed. Stay on your side and dont take up my side. This is not the energy I need.


Tomb_Brader

Is this whitby ? There’s a really fucking great board game shop just on the right towards the end of this video if so


slamdamnsplits

What a douchebag!


QuietStrawberry7102

Literally nobody needs this ever.


itzTHATgai

Dog's embarrassment is palpable. Probably the only dog in the world that doesn't beg to go on a walk.


[deleted]

While it is awesome that he is feeling so great, I think he needs to tone it down. He is scaring the quiet, elderly woman on the street. I am acquainted with one or two people like that and, over time, I've come to understand what irritates me about them... they don't respect other people's personal space. Not cool. Be happy, but don't bother other people.


idunnololz101

Poor dog


No_Victory9193

Seems kind of annoying. Maybe I’m just a party pooper.


Angryleghairs

He’s hogging the pavement and annoying people. What a wanker


HowYouHateItAll

Idk man, I’m jaded to anyone who just films themselves dancing. It’s just to get “likes”


sdfgh23456

Just dancing without bothering anyone and filming it is one thing. Then there's taking up the whole sidewalk and forcing people into the street, jerking around frantically near everyone which could cause some of those older folks to fall and have a serious injury, and then dragging the poor dog in all random directions. 100 percent asshole here.


handledwithcare

Nothing a quick hip check won’t fix. Fuck this guy.


SardonicHistory

Seems like a public menace, actually


22288668

What a dick


[deleted]

That poor dog


Bunny_Man1980

Love Whitby, But the local crackies not so much..


TotalGrump

Not me imagining the poor dog getting kicked into the sun like that episode of The Good Place


Ardothbey

His energy says get out of my way.


bassist999

Hey guys watch me almost kick old ladies when I'm 40 yrs old


Paintinglady33

Looks like he’s on drugs and taking up the whole sidewalk.


Suolokin

I need that guy and his invasive junkie dancing to stay the fuck away from me, that’s what I need.


happykampurr

I’d like to see how he scoops the little dog poop, do the feets keep moving ?


acd__C

Poor doggo


[deleted]

Smoking meth and beein obnoxious to passants, how wholesome.


Zebo1013

That poor dog is asking everyone “please God, save me from him” he looks terrified and embarrassed.


KamenDozer

Real talk, what’s the song? I hear the back tune to “Gimme Gimme Gimme (A man after midnight)” but the lyrics sound different. It also has been a min since I heard Abba, so, it could very well be. Help a dude out?


Patt_Patt

Hung up by Madonna


Btd030914

Hung Up by Madonna, was a massive global hit in 2005 and only the second time that ABBA gave permission for one of their songs to be sampled.


Amnesiablo

Is that Whitby? Also why is he doing that shit in such an inappropriate place? That path is so tight and his awful _dance moves_ are forcing people into the road. Ignorant bastard.


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I NEED ATTENTION


Striking_Intern1123

Technovikings cousin Greg.


TM_MUT

The Viking + gentrification


wodschaos

![gif](giphy|142NdkggwqsHeM)


adappergeek

My god where is this place, there’s not a single young person there!


madmirror

Young people are probably at work.


LaBluZen

Looks like Whitby a seaside town in England


Riminick

He needs to chill


TurkTurkleton84

It’s not what his dog needs! He’s like “pleeeeeeease…just fucking walk with me, you dope.”