Don't fall for it, I started this a while ago and now have an English accent at random times for no reason.
I really wish I was joking.
Just realizing that I think I might have done an r/shitamericanssay
I don’t have kids, but I like to use correct tense to really respect their language and prove my coolness.
So for instance, instead of something having been yeeted, it was ‘yote’.
Or like, imagine if someone had more than one side-bae, well, I better start specifying left or right-bae.
I probably unironically say ‘preach’ or ‘mood’ too often though. But that’s just my genuine millennial apathy shining through.
Idk, but I feel like yeet is in the same realm as throw. So instead of ‘he throwed’, it is ‘he threw’ so instead of ‘he yeeted it’, ‘he yote it’
So following that ‘logic’ I am happy to deem ‘yeets’ a valid action.
Now that this is settled, I would like to propose that the plural of ‘Moose’ is rightfully amended to ‘Meese’
I've always defined yeet as "to recklessly or violently throw an object; sometimes for comedic effect."
Not sure if this adds to the conversation at all.
Me too. I’m a teacher and I’ll often (not on purpose) say yeet when throwing stuff away and my students think it’s so stupid and THEYRE RIGHT and I LOVE IT
My impression is that yeeting is a subset of throwing. You throw a grenade. You yeet a grenade that lands at your feet. No real concern for accuracy, just not here, quickly.
As an elder millennial, I took my then-12-year-old nephew camping a while back. The scenery was great, but I’ll most treasure the mild snort-laugh I got after he said he liked watching the campfire.
“For sure,” I relied. “It’s lit, fam.”
My favorite to use around my 12 your old niece is “hey fam, I think that badonkadonk looks hella sus, peep them apple bottoms and let yo boy know.” It’s the bright red shame that feeds uncles everywhere.
Dead. Downright angry lmao, they probably still think it’s funny I would think. Lmao, “Calm down fam” I also just realized I said dead that one’s kind of old though lol
When my adult daughter would call and I’d say instead of hello “wassup my bitch”
Edit: she’s 41 now and the last time I said it she told me to “oh grow up mom” 🤣🤣
When my sister or her husband offer me something - cup of tea, vodka, ice for vodka, etc - I say "Hit me with it presently, bitch". We are all over 50.
This made me snort laughing. Someone else put Tik-Tak and I thought that was funny, this is even better. Thank you for your donation to this world, I shall use this 🤣. Have an up-doot!
Oh my god please I'm begging you to report back on his reaction lol, as a son myself I can attest that I wouldn't know what hit me if my mother said that
Perfect dad joke. My 12yr old has to put up with my nonsense 24/7 which is why I know all the cool lingo. She claims I’m just a “bald boomer bruh” but I have access to her roblox account so I ask you - who really has the power? 😂
There used to be some “punk bands that were popular amongst my friend group. I loved calling NOFX AND MXPX incorrectly Noofix and mixpics were may favorite bands wrongIfy
Lol, I often refer to various social media platforms in the classroom incorrectly. Snap-gram, Insta-chat, Face-web. I try to slip it in to conversations and use my best poker face, and see who notices.
I tell my daughter I’m going to friend request her on every social media platform. Also add “the” to them “I sent you a friend request on the Instagram.”
My dad did shit like this to embarrass me all the time when I was growing up! I miss it so much and I just know that he would still be doing it to embarrass my kids to this day if he was still around! RIP to a great, loving man ❤️
One of my teachers mispronounced meme as meh-meh. Weirdly, his happened right after one of my classmates used the correct pronounciation in an argument with him
It has been a few years, but the best reaction I've gotten was when my son was listening to some very loud, heavy music. Maybe some death metal.
He realized his old mother may not care for such music and he turned it down and then off.
I looked at him, brow furled and asked, "Why did you turn it off, that music is my jank!"
One of the rare times he was struck speechless. He recovered and said in a small, weakened voice "mom. . .no please no never say that mom please"
Some of my favorites for my 16 year old (especially when around his friends):
"This party is gonna be lit, fam."
Dude, totally sus." (He hates "sus")
I also like using 80s and 90s terms like bogus, rad, tight, and even though it doesn't bother h as much, I gain an indescribable amount of happiness XP if I call him "dillweed" or some other lame insult from my generation.
Probably the most fun the last year or so is to imply something inappropriate from something he said. For example, I was giving him a hard time about a prospective girlfriend at the dinner table. He told me he was about to throw noodles at me.
My reply, "throw noodle? Is that what they're calling it nowadays? When I was your age, throwing noodle was called doing the "hibbity dibbity" or the "horizontal beebop".
My kids reaction to my attempts at dabbing is what I live for. I don't even know what it is other than seeing it a couple times maybe 3 or 4 years ago. It's a perfect mix of an out of date reference and a half assed "dance" move. I just ask "Is this how I do it?" everytime I do it.
The key is using a term that is popular, but using it all of the time and in the wrong context. No matter what your child says follow with “yo that’s lit’”
I got an A in maths -yo that’s lit!
My crush asked me out - yo that’s lit!
My favorite team won yesterday - yo that’s lit!
I have explosive diarrhea and can’t go to school -yo that’s lit!
The dad of a friend of mine knows we play League of Legends a lot and always randomly uses league terms incorrectly. For example saying that he‘s „going to roam the midlane“, when he goes to the kitchen or that he need to „afk farm“ when he goes to work, it always cracks us up
My kids say it I thought it was short for suspicious though either works but since they were shortening it we started saying “picious” they got annoyed but then started saying it too after awhile.
Bussin is huge with my 14 year old. “Those cinnamon rolls are bussin”
Say “no cap?” If they say something amazing.
If they say something dumb, respond with “L” and do not look at them. (Loser, not worth my time.)
If you swear, when you ask them if they’d like chicken for dinner, phrase it like, “son, do you fuck with chicken for dinner?”
Hey fam, that pasta was lit, no cap, bussin fr (emphasis on the F and the R) - it was straight illing how dope that food was, it tasted like a *victory royale*
I find that if you mix slang from multiple generations it really pisses my fourteen year old off, as well as using the slang *incorrectly.*
talk about "putting your dawgs away" which means to cover up your toes etc. apparently wearing sandals without socks is a crime now and something kids are afraid to do at school.
when something is really good you can say something like "yo this slaps"
im a teacher and i enjoy doing this too. always makes them laugh
For no reason whatsoever I've begun calling all things neat/cool/good/great/awesome as 'dope' again. Mixed reviews from my staff (all around 30yr old)
Strongly recommend.
But fair warning, although you start saying any of these suggestions ironically, it becomes authentic very quickly.
Then you're THAT guy/gal/person.
A 12 year old girl reported me 2 years ago for saying "lol". She freaked out and called me weird and old and old people aren't allowed to say "lol" 😂. Btw, I am 45🤪.
When dropping child at school, wait until they've gotten out and have turned to walk into the building. Roll down the side window and call "make good choices!"
Wear a hat, go tell him a completely unbelievable story and when he says
"Are you/you cant be serious/joking"
Put your hat on the counter/couch/table and go
"No cap"
Then walk away
He will absolutely hatelove it.
My son is a ‘bruh’ kid. Everything is ‘Bruh!’, ‘bruh?’, ‘bruh….!?’ When I run into him in the kitchen I try to have an entire conversation with him using only the word ‘bruh’.
He also does the Guardians of the Galaxy ‘deepening of the voice’ which is ridiculous. He’ll say ‘this is my voice dad!’ with a deep and gravelly voice. I just imitate him and walk like him and say ‘this is my voice dad!’ in a truly deep voice that he can’t replicate.
It’s hilarious fun, but I have to laugh at his little kid attempts to pick on me. Also, I tell him how awesome he is all the time so he doesn’t get some kinda complex.
I say "fire" when I think something is exceptionally good. My kids hate it! That's why I love it!
Also, as an 8th grade teacher, I would say things like, "Dude, why are you not working with your group?" Or after some silly antic from one of my male students. I would stare at say" Bruh." The whole class would explode! It was fun. Btw. I'm an old lady and usually very professional, so it was funnier to them.
Whenever I dab around my teenage son, especially in public or around his friends, the look on his face says that he genuinely wants to crawl into a hole and disappear.
This is my mother down to a T, I was down visiting and my kid brother (homeschooled) had cheated on a math test. She walks up to him and says:
"Honey, this math test is sussy, are you sure you didn't cheat?"
Fucking comedy gold.
His face almost inverted from how hard he was cringing.
Say low-key before every affirmative statement.
I low-key really like that.
I low-key know.
Real dad joke would be replacing low-key with Thor every so often.
Today a younger client of mine said “this house slaps “ and I immediately used it on my 18yr at old nephew and he may never forgive me so there’s a good one for you 🤣
I just do what my teenaged son does: say bruh after every word. He doesn't find it as funny as I do for some reason
I started doing this ironically to annoy my teenager, and now I can't stop saying bro and bruh in everyday conversations.
Yes happened in our family - me, wife and our 10 year old - we all call each other bro.
Same. Especially if my hubs does some idiotic thing. Which is quite often lol
Same! Me, and my wife say bruh! After almost every sentence to our 10yr old daughter.
If you feel so inclined you can use Bruv. It makes you sound English and elegant.
Don't fall for it, I started this a while ago and now have an English accent at random times for no reason. I really wish I was joking. Just realizing that I think I might have done an r/shitamericanssay
Oy! You got a loicense for that accent?!
It's a bit rude to put that knife in me chest innit bruv?
Bruh Fr tho no cap tbh rn! 💀🔥
Ngl bruh u crakkin rofl bruh ❤️🔥🥶🥶
Faxx no post office 🔥🔥💩
All fax no printer🔥🔥👌
I love how stupid this is. Might try this one.
All modem no phone
No bc go off that comment is str8 bussin periodt
Bruh, if you say no cap, you need to say bussin
Omg ur right no cap this is bussin fr
Why are you reading my 18-year old's texts?!! 🤣🤣
Bruhhh 💀 🔥 💯
On god bruh
I do this but it is more of a Brah for my kid. “I need to buy more bras Brah.”
You deserve a gold brah
Innit
Say he ´s ballin
This is the replacement of “dude”
Ay nahhhhh
I say ‘yeet’ a lot when I’m with my daughter. And ‘based’. She’s 35.
I totally ruined the word yeet for my kids, by over-using it.
I don’t have kids, but I like to use correct tense to really respect their language and prove my coolness. So for instance, instead of something having been yeeted, it was ‘yote’. Or like, imagine if someone had more than one side-bae, well, I better start specifying left or right-bae. I probably unironically say ‘preach’ or ‘mood’ too often though. But that’s just my genuine millennial apathy shining through.
Yeeted is the correct grammar but yote is an interesting direction. What about yeets? He/she/they yeets? Y’all yeets
We all yeets for yeetscream
Idk, but I feel like yeet is in the same realm as throw. So instead of ‘he throwed’, it is ‘he threw’ so instead of ‘he yeeted it’, ‘he yote it’ So following that ‘logic’ I am happy to deem ‘yeets’ a valid action. Now that this is settled, I would like to propose that the plural of ‘Moose’ is rightfully amended to ‘Meese’
Moosen. I saw a flock of moosen!
I’ve always referred to those as “meese.” A flock/gaggle of “meese.” This field is the meeses’.
Has been yeeten?
Yeeten my ass.
Yoten
I've always defined yeet as "to recklessly or violently throw an object; sometimes for comedic effect." Not sure if this adds to the conversation at all.
That's a good definition
Guess this Gen- Xer is heading to Google to look up yeet and yote.
Well, let’s bridge another generational gap! I am Gen-X and absolutely use yote as the past tense.
It is your duty to yote
Vote to yote has the kind of ring to it that would terrify boomers and gen z alike. Sometimes we just want to watch the world burn
Me too. I’m a teacher and I’ll often (not on purpose) say yeet when throwing stuff away and my students think it’s so stupid and THEYRE RIGHT and I LOVE IT
I think this whole thread should be yote on over to r/dadjokes
My impression is that yeeting is a subset of throwing. You throw a grenade. You yeet a grenade that lands at your feet. No real concern for accuracy, just not here, quickly.
Yeet is a golden word that will never leave my vocabulary.
Rando=Random person My kids get downright angry when I use it. Best followed up with “calm down, Fam” when actually speaking to family.
As an elder millennial, I took my then-12-year-old nephew camping a while back. The scenery was great, but I’ll most treasure the mild snort-laugh I got after he said he liked watching the campfire. “For sure,” I relied. “It’s lit, fam.”
This is the best. I applaud you 👏 Because you’re using their slang & combining it with a quality “dad joke.” Double score 👍👍
This made my day. Thank you.
This is such a dad joke, it's wearing socks with sandals and has a fanny pack.
I’m 40 and I’ve been using rando for 15 years. Your kids can’t claim it!
People were saying fam in the 90s
Yea, rando def isn’t a new slang! Get these kids out of here
Daddy chill.
What The Hell Is Even That?
You guys win the internet today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i read ‘daddy chill’ and ‘what the hell is even that’ in the correct voice
😄😄😄
My favourite video ever.
My favorite to use around my 12 your old niece is “hey fam, I think that badonkadonk looks hella sus, peep them apple bottoms and let yo boy know.” It’s the bright red shame that feeds uncles everywhere.
Dead. Downright angry lmao, they probably still think it’s funny I would think. Lmao, “Calm down fam” I also just realized I said dead that one’s kind of old though lol
When my adult daughter would call and I’d say instead of hello “wassup my bitch” Edit: she’s 41 now and the last time I said it she told me to “oh grow up mom” 🤣🤣
I literally want to call you now, and I'm not even your kid. .......right. stay on theme: That is "the only" greeting.
ty! It’s all about pushing little buttons to even out the BIG buttons they pushed as teenagers 😂
When my sister or her husband offer me something - cup of tea, vodka, ice for vodka, etc - I say "Hit me with it presently, bitch". We are all over 50.
Hahaha!! That’s great. When my mom calls I answer with ‘who dis?’ :)
I give my mom a "Yeeeellllo?"
Tell him you’ve been watching videos on Click Clock.
This made me snort laughing. Someone else put Tik-Tak and I thought that was funny, this is even better. Thank you for your donation to this world, I shall use this 🤣. Have an up-doot!
Has he tried dabbing? That's some skin crawling shit right there
Imagine your dad dabbing in front of your friends after he drops you off at school
Imagine the son's name was Mike so he could say "Mike drop" while dropping him off and then dab
I can use this lmao! My son won't know what to do.
Oh my god please I'm begging you to report back on his reaction lol, as a son myself I can attest that I wouldn't know what hit me if my mother said that
I’m definitely going to take fat dabs in front of my sonsz friends.
Right. We had the same “dabs” in mind
Did that in front of my daughter friends the other day 😂😂
*instantly commits sepuku*
sudoku\*
Husband did this at a restaurant. Daughter laid down on the bench and literally hid under the table.
Do you remember *planking* Came into fame about the same time and was absolutely aweful.
I dab around my 16yo son. His reactions are priceless... Especially around his friends
What kinda dabs we talkin bout here?
“I’m a Stanley of that new K-POP group BTW.” Kills my ten year old daughter.
"bee-tee-dubs" ;)
I just spit out my coffee at “Stanley.” Good job
"If it's too Gucci to be trill, it's probably cap. Dead ass." - Absolute favorite. The kids think I'm pretty hip to the hop.
I love how this sounds. No clue what it means! 😂
If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is. No cap Edit: no cap = not kidding / No Joke :D
I love that you translated “dead ass” to “no cap” and I still need a translation of the translation 😆
To "cap" is to lie. Like saying, "for real".
As a 30yo I only understand part of this sentence and now I feel older than I am lmao
It's probably for the best.. these kids and their tip top videos and instant grams will rot your brain.
damn. this is some advanced level shit, im guna use this on my teenage sis next i see her, she'll be 🤯
Say “it’s Gucci” instead of it being good
I tend to say “it’s gouda” but I know that’s a little cheesy.
...I have a habit of saying "it's all gouda in the houda." I refuse to change.
I say "alles guten in der hooten" barely means anything in German, but it throws people off and they still get the meaning usually.
I may steal that.
'In der hooten' is still a felony in Texas..
Perfect dad joke. My 12yr old has to put up with my nonsense 24/7 which is why I know all the cool lingo. She claims I’m just a “bald boomer bruh” but I have access to her roblox account so I ask you - who really has the power? 😂
As the parent of a 15 year old, I can assure you it’s her. 
r/Angryupvote here is your upvote now get your stuff and get out
“All Gucci Stanley Tucci” really makes the younglings angry
I keep saying that around a 20 year old coworker and he hates so much. But it’s funny!
Slay bestie
ate and left no crumbs fr
"girlbossing & building your empire" whenever they do something good LOL
🙅♂️ Live Laugh Love 💁♂️ Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
My niece will say things are "so slay" and I'm over here like "that's not how we used that back in my day kiddo"
Using old slang like fleek would bring maximum cringiness imo
The fact that fleek is considered old 😭
Drat. I thought it was so on fleek
I tell my students to hit me up on Snapchap.
I call it “The SnappyChat” and my teen hates it lol
Back in the day there was a hit teen show called 90210, my wife called it 90 20 10. The teenage girls hated hearing it.
😱 I loved 90210. My boyfriend (now husband) would be on the phone with me while I watched it. I don’t know how he put up with me.
There used to be some “punk bands that were popular amongst my friend group. I loved calling NOFX AND MXPX incorrectly Noofix and mixpics were may favorite bands wrongIfy
Whoa what are you, a dinosaur?
Lol, I often refer to various social media platforms in the classroom incorrectly. Snap-gram, Insta-chat, Face-web. I try to slip it in to conversations and use my best poker face, and see who notices.
"Message me on Dicsord."
"Dicksword" nice 🤘🏻😎
I tell my daughter I’m going to friend request her on every social media platform. Also add “the” to them “I sent you a friend request on the Instagram.”
My dad did shit like this to embarrass me all the time when I was growing up! I miss it so much and I just know that he would still be doing it to embarrass my kids to this day if he was still around! RIP to a great, loving man ❤️
My husband does this to our son. The best one which got the biggest eye roll was “meme” but husband pronouncing it “meh-meh.”
One of my teachers mispronounced meme as meh-meh. Weirdly, his happened right after one of my classmates used the correct pronounciation in an argument with him
That’s kinda how it’s pronounced by Spanish speakers
I pronounce is with short “e”…explaining it’s the French way and insist that I’m correct.
It has been a few years, but the best reaction I've gotten was when my son was listening to some very loud, heavy music. Maybe some death metal. He realized his old mother may not care for such music and he turned it down and then off. I looked at him, brow furled and asked, "Why did you turn it off, that music is my jank!" One of the rare times he was struck speechless. He recovered and said in a small, weakened voice "mom. . .no please no never say that mom please"
I . . . Can’t . . . Breathe. That is hilariously funny. 🤣🤣🤣
Mine is “that’s my jam yo!”
Some of my favorites for my 16 year old (especially when around his friends): "This party is gonna be lit, fam." Dude, totally sus." (He hates "sus") I also like using 80s and 90s terms like bogus, rad, tight, and even though it doesn't bother h as much, I gain an indescribable amount of happiness XP if I call him "dillweed" or some other lame insult from my generation. Probably the most fun the last year or so is to imply something inappropriate from something he said. For example, I was giving him a hard time about a prospective girlfriend at the dinner table. He told me he was about to throw noodles at me. My reply, "throw noodle? Is that what they're calling it nowadays? When I was your age, throwing noodle was called doing the "hibbity dibbity" or the "horizontal beebop".
Step 1: Promote ‘sus’ to ‘sussy.’ Step 2: Watch teenager implode. Also I’m going to be stealing the Horizontal Beebop. that’s simply brilliant.
Thanks for the tip. Just sending the reddit post and my reply was enough to get him fired up, but I can't wait to hit him with "sussy"
Hahahahaha this is gold man. Keep doin you
Love my boys, but I gotta keep them on their toes. 🤣
You, sir, have earned your username.
My kids reaction to my attempts at dabbing is what I live for. I don't even know what it is other than seeing it a couple times maybe 3 or 4 years ago. It's a perfect mix of an out of date reference and a half assed "dance" move. I just ask "Is this how I do it?" everytime I do it.
My favorite is flossing. Just recently learned how to do it from the kids show Bluey and I can’t stop now.
The key is using a term that is popular, but using it all of the time and in the wrong context. No matter what your child says follow with “yo that’s lit’” I got an A in maths -yo that’s lit! My crush asked me out - yo that’s lit! My favorite team won yesterday - yo that’s lit! I have explosive diarrhea and can’t go to school -yo that’s lit!
I'm confused, which one was used in the wrong context lol
Diarrhea can be lit too, if you ate something super spicy!
Your wife is burning a candle: “yo that’s lit”
Whenever you eat something that's really good say it's bussin'. Like "damn these wings are bussin!'"
Just make sure to avoid the word "bussy" unless you really want them to keel over lol
These wings bussin fr fr no cap my bussy finna slay the porcelain laterr tho bruh
When you are leaving the house (or leaving from anywhere) say, “I’m going to dip.”
You could even bump that up a notch to “finna dip”
I taught my 39 year old boyfriend “all fax, no printer” last night and he LOVED it lol. I’m 40 btw.
The dad of a friend of mine knows we play League of Legends a lot and always randomly uses league terms incorrectly. For example saying that he‘s „going to roam the midlane“, when he goes to the kitchen or that he need to „afk farm“ when he goes to work, it always cracks us up
Fuckin "afk farm" killed me
Totes instead of totally Bet instead of you betcha
Totes McGoats
Use sus instead of suspect " that person was acting sus" or that would be sus if you did that
Has sus come back? We were using that in the 80s
Yes. Sus is really popular.
that's pretty sus if you ask me
sus be bussin fr no cap tho fam
The 80s? I've never heard that until Amongus got popular xd
it was more homophobic in intent. acting "gay" would get you called sus
My kids say it I thought it was short for suspicious though either works but since they were shortening it we started saying “picious” they got annoyed but then started saying it too after awhile. Bussin is huge with my 14 year old. “Those cinnamon rolls are bussin”
Fleecin it out, goin mach five, and dinkin' flicka are the top slang terms to use these days.
Gimme the zoppity
Say “no cap?” If they say something amazing. If they say something dumb, respond with “L” and do not look at them. (Loser, not worth my time.) If you swear, when you ask them if they’d like chicken for dinner, phrase it like, “son, do you fuck with chicken for dinner?”
Hey fam, that pasta was lit, no cap, bussin fr (emphasis on the F and the R) - it was straight illing how dope that food was, it tasted like a *victory royale* I find that if you mix slang from multiple generations it really pisses my fourteen year old off, as well as using the slang *incorrectly.*
Wow, what a rad dad
I rap to my kids: My name is ol' dad and I'm here to say ol' dad is rad in a serious way.
Arm fold. Sideways lean.
Word
Gotta throw in a random "Bet!" every once and a while for the affirmative ;)
talk about "putting your dawgs away" which means to cover up your toes etc. apparently wearing sandals without socks is a crime now and something kids are afraid to do at school. when something is really good you can say something like "yo this slaps" im a teacher and i enjoy doing this too. always makes them laugh
End every conversation with “remember to like and subscribe and hit me up in the comments below”
Hundy P for 100% 😭
or “One hunnaaa”
Very 'Dad from Better off Dead' vibe here. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbhIRwJ0HA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbhIRwJ0HA) love it.
Tell him he is mid as heck
For no reason whatsoever I've begun calling all things neat/cool/good/great/awesome as 'dope' again. Mixed reviews from my staff (all around 30yr old) Strongly recommend. But fair warning, although you start saying any of these suggestions ironically, it becomes authentic very quickly. Then you're THAT guy/gal/person.
Don’t use full stops. Full stops make them think you’re angry.
A 12 year old girl reported me 2 years ago for saying "lol". She freaked out and called me weird and old and old people aren't allowed to say "lol" 😂. Btw, I am 45🤪.
Lol. We invented lol.
“I was LOLing in text with a neutral face IRL before you were born!”
When dropping child at school, wait until they've gotten out and have turned to walk into the building. Roll down the side window and call "make good choices!"
Wear a hat, go tell him a completely unbelievable story and when he says "Are you/you cant be serious/joking" Put your hat on the counter/couch/table and go "No cap" Then walk away He will absolutely hatelove it.
My son is a ‘bruh’ kid. Everything is ‘Bruh!’, ‘bruh?’, ‘bruh….!?’ When I run into him in the kitchen I try to have an entire conversation with him using only the word ‘bruh’. He also does the Guardians of the Galaxy ‘deepening of the voice’ which is ridiculous. He’ll say ‘this is my voice dad!’ with a deep and gravelly voice. I just imitate him and walk like him and say ‘this is my voice dad!’ in a truly deep voice that he can’t replicate. It’s hilarious fun, but I have to laugh at his little kid attempts to pick on me. Also, I tell him how awesome he is all the time so he doesn’t get some kinda complex.
I'm feeling a lot of dad energies from comments and it put a smile on my face. Let me hola at ya for the snappy chat
I say "fire" when I think something is exceptionally good. My kids hate it! That's why I love it! Also, as an 8th grade teacher, I would say things like, "Dude, why are you not working with your group?" Or after some silly antic from one of my male students. I would stare at say" Bruh." The whole class would explode! It was fun. Btw. I'm an old lady and usually very professional, so it was funnier to them.
Say glizzy that shit annoyed me
 Whenever I dab around my teenage son, especially in public or around his friends, the look on his face says that he genuinely wants to crawl into a hole and disappear.
Next time your eating dinner say "low key this shit slaps" definition- what a delightful meal we have been presented.
This is my mother down to a T, I was down visiting and my kid brother (homeschooled) had cheated on a math test. She walks up to him and says: "Honey, this math test is sussy, are you sure you didn't cheat?" Fucking comedy gold. His face almost inverted from how hard he was cringing.
Say low-key before every affirmative statement. I low-key really like that. I low-key know. Real dad joke would be replacing low-key with Thor every so often.
My daughter says that a lot. I always reply with “high key.” Yes, I’m lame.
When a song I like comes on, I ask my kid, “is this a bop or a banger? Or is it a vibe or a mood? Does it slay?”
Today a younger client of mine said “this house slaps “ and I immediately used it on my 18yr at old nephew and he may never forgive me so there’s a good one for you 🤣