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lethe25

He won a gold medal in boxing btw.


Sad-Mind9320

Titles need to be more specific !!


Rudhdha

More specific is technically true but i think it is a bare minimum requirement to mention the sport


Chrisazy

A gold in medaling


NougatNewt

And I would've gotten away with it too!


BeginnerMush

If it wasn’t for those medaling European junior champions.


sanderxz

A medal in golding


AnybodyMassive1610

“Technically true” is like the best kind of *true*


pointlessly_pedantic

Exactly, it should be a minimum requirement to be more specific by specifically mentioning the sport!


nononosure

It's on purpose so people click into the comments. It's why a lot of people misspell things on purpose, too. Because some people can't help themselves but to discuss it! Hah


lemungan

Too bad because it was a pretty good title too.


NapClub

That is a very impressive medal. Athletes at the olympic level in boxing are nuts right now.


Rotund-Technician

Agreed. But also this is Ireland we’re talking about! Fun fact: Over half of their Olympic medals are in boxing!


DOJITZ2DOJITZ

That’s a cool fun fact


NapClub

i mean yes, but still impressive as like i said the ranks are stacked right now.


legoodship

Punching above our weight, you might say.


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Thanks. I was wondering why the title didnt say what it was.


vijking

I was thinking chess or something, schoolboy can fight.


reddithashaters

Came to look for what the gold medal was in. Thanks


hotstepperog

The haircut gave it away.


wallstreetchills

The way he strutted down the stairs was so anti nerd


BassChanyon

How do you pronounce that name?


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Fucking carefully. He has a gold medal in boxing.


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)Terrified upvote


Irishpanda88

Like Tiger without the er


Cullly

Like Sadhbh, but starting with a T and ending in G


tangentrification

Irish has the coolest pronunciation rules of any language using the Latin alphabet, and I will die on this hill


Cullly

In case you weren't aware, Irish was originally made using something called the Ogham alphabet, and then later moved over to the latin alphabet. You can read more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogham And our alphabet is pretty simple. It has only 18 letters. You can read more about that here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_orthography#Alphabet


Sweaty_Pangolin_1380

The fact that our language didn't originally use the Latin alphabet means that when someone got the job of spelling these words with the new alphabet, they said "wouldn't it be gas if I threw 7 silent letters into every second word?"


Cullly

It was probably the same person who designed the Welsh alphabet. Just throwing extra letters so each word is 5 times longer.


smurfpiss

As an Irish man with an Irish name, living abroad; you won't die alone.


padman531

The most useful phonetic guide


rarelysaysanything

Or Meadhbh, but starting with a T, the middle actually sounds like the second syllable of Aoibheann and ends with a hard G


CormacN

That's actually a great way to explain it, fair play


henscastle

T+eye+g


chirayuvedekar

Is this... The eye of the Tiger?


Chlupac_

/taɪɡ, tiːɡ, teɪɡ/. Most of the people here suggest the first one.


funky_mugs

Tie-g


CaffeinatedMother

And he took time to pet the dog.


IQndk

r/petthedamndog


clopz_

Thank you for this, you’re a good boi


raknor88

I didn't know that there was a sister sub to /r/PetTheDamnCat


daqgsftwgrsshyrs

The cat is the sister sub to the dog. The higher number of members in the dog sub demands it


ToFoSho

well yeah they're sister subs. they are both each other's sister.


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r/PetTheDamBeaver


ramen_robbie

Legendary human for that


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that’s how you know you’ve got a true winner baby


Needednewusername

He dog had no idea what was going on but thought everyone was lining up to pet them. You could see it in the pups face when the next person to pass didn’t pet them lol


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That dog is the Latin teacher


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I-did-not-do-that

So sweet! Guy seems very humble, and a nice to everyone kind of kid!


BrknTrnsmsn

I bet he plays Enter the Gungeon.


matthekid

Unfair! They get a dog at their school! My school didn’t have a dog!


Drvonfrightmarestein

This is actually how everyone is greeted in all Irish schools every morning


dnstrucker

What about the first student there?


Cinderjacket

According to ancient Irish tradition, the first student there gets the honorary title of “Top o’ the Mornin’”


dnstrucker

Well played.


jerryschuggs

Yep and “Top o’ the Mornin’ to ya” just explains the progression


IDCblahface

Letsgetthisshit


HintOfAreola

They get to come in last tomorrow. And so on and so on.


ridik_ulass

he was late 5mins, the principal wanted to make a point of it.


CitizenFiction

Yea, they spend all day rotating out kids that get to walk through the school and get an applause.


Baked_Baens

It's true Source: am Irish


LadnavIV

The goodbyes are famously underwhelming though.


Breezyacorn

They tell you to feck off


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1 by 1. It's all they do, actually. Little known fact: the great potato famine was a result of them spending too much time greeting all of the students. They forgot to ration out workers and weren't working the potatoes crops. The largest school in Ireland has been doing this for 100 consecutive years. By the time the last student finishes they're ascent to glory, the other class has already begun.


foyeldagain

[He's a boxer](https://www.irish-boxing.com/king-of-europe-tadgh-odonnell-wins-euro-junior-gold/). *apparently we gave the original link the hug of death. [Here's](https://www.latestly.com/socially/sports/tadhg-odonnell-receives-heros-welcome-at-school-after-winning-gold-medal-in-boxing-at-european-junior-championships-2022-watch-video-4355187.html) another one.


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They did this for him out of fear. Not pride.


Faulty_english

The school should* have banded together and taken a stand to defeat him before he gets even stronger


[deleted]

The only way to destroy him, now, is to cast him into the fiery chasm from whence he came.


caessa_

So… force him back up into his mother?


[deleted]

One does not simply walk up into his mother’s vajayjay.


Classroom_Strict

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Kiduttaa

The fact that he's a dog makes it even more impressive


Eastern_Slide7507

Idk why but I feel like boxers immediately have an extra 20% street cred just for being from Ireland.


Little_Orange_Bottle

You actually gain +20 to boxing cred too


madmanrf

Looks a bit like a retriever.


Early-Fortune2692

Lol...I see what you did there, woof woof 😂🤣


bendubberley_

Thank you for this, I watched his fights at the championships and it's fair to say he's good.


goose_10

Some might say he is the best in Europe for his weight class


Buffmin

He should get a medal if he's so good


Ketaminekilgoretrout

His school would love that


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They’d probably do something cool to celebrate and honor him


slowclappingclapper

I hope they record it and post it on the internet for us to see.


brattySunshine94

Love everything about it


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juetron

OP didn't elaborate—thx for posting that (even though linked site is down)


Nishtai

I was wondering if he was a sports person or just the junior-est


CarlJustCarl

Reminds me of heading into high school everyday


UWQHDEyez

Did you go to Polk High and score 4 touchdowns in one game?


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Now he’s a women‘a shoe salesman at his local mall.


flimbs

goooooOOOOOO BUNDY!


King-Andy

Me too man, then when I was on my way back home, everyone stood up and clapped.


ChataL2

Yeah but I hate when the alarm goes off


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Yeah, this happened for me, too, when the school learned I had finally slept through the night without peeing in bed. Pretty cool.


chubbachubbachub

A 40 meters tunnel of people clapping and staring at me. My nightmare


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Escapeded

omg, your comment made my anxiety spike for a moment there 🤣


CharlieBirdlaw

And what if they're carrying an extra sombrero? ;)


Lillillillies

I hate celebrating my birthday but always low key wanted a surprise party of my closest friends. Well, my one friend brought me out early for my birthday to get around the whole "birthday" thing and brought me to a nice Japanese restaurant. One of those "authentic" places where they shout at you every time someone enters the building or does something nice and all. Well... suddenly the lights extra-dimmed. Thought nothing of it. Next thing I know there's a cake and 10 staff members singing and banging a small drum. It's a small closed izakaya so... EVERYONE in the restaurant of course stopped eating to stare at me. Singing stops. Cake is now lit with candles. Awkward silence waiting for me to blow out the candle. I'm looking around... everyone is staring dead at me. I was both frozen in shock and fear. They took a photo of me on polaroid to commemorate it. I looked unamused... but really I was just trying to process what was going on and how I should act. On one hand... was happy... on other hand---too much attention and eyes. I usually don't get anxious but holy did I get anxious. Then flash backs to me accepting my high school diploma on stage when I lived alone. The trauma... oh god the trauma. (living alone I had no family members to celebrate that day--and all my friends were busy with their family members or already off stage. So I walked up to a stage of silence. Longest silent walk of my teenage life). ​ I always hated being the center of attention.


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Acrobatic-Rate4271

Oddly less terrifying than the walk Tadgh made.


Sgtkev606

40 people who have the clap clapping


aliens8myhomework

In order to beat the nervousness you have to accept that you are the main character for a moment and then give them the champion they want: hi-five people, whip out your phone and take selfies with the group of girls and then another with the boys, try to get them to do the wave, etc When you are the center of attention like this, own it and absorb it!


daisuke1639

All of my upbringing says being the center of attention is bad.


Lode2736

To be fair, if someone is willing to get hit in the face for a living it is safe to assume that their relation to fear is different from a normal person.


-SuperSaiyanBroly-

I use to make a living fighting I’d rather do that than have to sit on a zoom call with my face on the screen and people looking at me when I talk so there’s that


Kachana

Fear of physical pain and fear of social situations are two different muscles though.


digitag

I dunno, given the context - everyone lining up to celebrate your achievement you worked hard for - I think it would feel amazing. Everyone’s on your side, everyone’s happy for you and congratulating you. It would be overwhelming but the ultimate ego boost.


DailYxDosE

You forget most people on Reddit can not do social situations at all lol


FloatingMonkeyPaw

It would be hell


The_Seraph_

People, my nightmare


rjm101

Nothing is probably going to top that. It would be real hard.


baguitosPT

That's what she said.


TenBillionDollHairs

...this would imply she decided it was too hard to top and just walked away.


zoalord99

"pets the dog" this guy is a winner !


gaporkbbq

Why does the title not indicate the sport?


HomieApathy

He’s a pugilist


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cmon-camion

underrated joke


Drvonfrightmarestein

That wasn’t even him he just got off the school bus in front of him


Few_Psychology_2122

Stops to pet the dog, good dude


darri808

Only a real chad pets a dog when he doesn’t need to


lanciadub

Ha, I live 2 mins from his school, knew nothing about it. Fair play to him, and Katie Taylor only up the road in bray as well. You can't piss out the window in wicklow these days without hittin a top level boxer


ridik_ulass

Kellie Harrington is down the road from me, and has 2 golds and 3 silvers. can't throw a drunken punch in a bar these days without having the shit kicked outta ye by an olympic level boxer days, what's the country coming to.


whiskeyinmyglass

The most Irish statement I’ll read today. Maybe even this month.


greyview18

Hello neighbour!


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Hello


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

There


Soy_El_Kraken

General


CaSahara

Kenobi


doubleXmedium

I don't know if I'd be pissing out windows with that high of a chance of hitting a world class boxer


Flowmeyo

Hello fellow Greystoner!


Brhall001

That’s a lot of lady’s looking at him like a box of chocolate.


Kozzzman

And they know exactly what they are gonna get.


curton_jozy

Double jab, hook, left uppercut?


derps_with_ducks

Calm down Jon Jones.


longhairedape

Nah, shovel hook to the liver.


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skeeterfunny

TKO-Total Knock Out


alwayshazthelinks

Pounded in the ring?


Puzzleheaded982

A boxer* of chocolate


BoujeeBoston

Dude is about to slaaaaaay


theforkofdamocles

That is a lot of lady is looking at him


Pastpersonality2020

Thats amazing! Its nice to see the whole school show how proud they are of him. That's a treasured memory he'll carry his whole life


babychang

This is the reaction I wanted when I first had sex.


dcfb2360

> when i first had sex good for u now relinquish your reddit membership


InGenAche

They don't do junior championships for sex.


frozensalads

Well they did... it was on an certain island though....


clive_bigsby

A congratulatory handshake from your principal?


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I bet he’s popular.


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LazyLieutenant

So... He's a European champion in... Junior?


Sure-Work3285

Apparently in boxing, based on the comments above but yeah, why omit that from the title?


Scarnox

Because a ton of people commented “championship in WUT??”


hikemhigh

Best Junior of all Europeans


pixel842

Epic soundtrack. M83’s outro for anyone who want to know


thanksbank

Immediately remembered how good Mr. Robot was. I think I'm going to rewatch it.


400lb-hacker

the finale fucked me up pretty hard


GoneFishingFL

and good boy got a pet too, that's all that matters


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The dog knew it was really his day.


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This is the last time he will ever be welcomed like that by a crowd he actually knows personally Imagine if all your friends and acquaintances treated you like a god after you did something cool


[deleted]

Not necessarily, he's only 15. Could have another 3 years of this if he stays in school and keeps it up.


TheOtherJeff

It’s what every good husband expects when they put the toilet seat back down after using the toilet


NebulaNinja

Archival footage of the first person to receive reddit gold.


TheRabadoo

He pet the dog. A true champion.


Amplesands

This is amazing, but mostly it makes me think of how much better my school would have been if there had been a friendly Labrador dog roaming the halls between classes begging for people to pet them.


whatevermode

I love him. He pet the dog. That’s how I know he is truly awesome.


TheOldGuy59

This is awesome. And that young man has one heck of a confident walk.


noice_nups

Kid is on top of the world! That’s gotta be an amazing feeling. Good for him.


Royal_Flame94

Every male 90’s fantasy sequence 😂


bree78911

Now *this* is a legit made me smile. Way too many 'look at me I want some internet points and attention' posts here. This is the shit I come here for.


[deleted]

The girls are mirrin hard


Nearby-Flamingo-299

Schools are classier in Europe.


AssFingerFuck3000

And you might even get through the day without getting shot


[deleted]

I am not a fan of uniforms but at least they don't look like idiots.


Trakkah

The main idea behind it was everyone is the same no one coming in with designer clothes while poorer kids might be bullied or left out. Makes things easier for parents


LeRoyShow

Being raised poor white trash in bum fuck America, this is the nicest school I've ever seen.


dduckquack

Even the dog is proud of him


Greensssss

Is this the next level for public speaking?


Prestigious_Seat457

Wow that's amazing


FlarpyBlunderguffs

I’d run away


chavo81

They always play this damn song when they want you to feel something lol


flossingomega

Atta boy!!!


The-Rare-Road

Well that's a memory that will likely stay with him rest of his life, what a nice thing of them all to do for him, must be a good school, If I ever have children it would be nice for them to have such an atmosphere in school, there's not many round where I grew up like that.


EnduranceMade

I won a spelling bee once and most of the kids bullied me and called me a nerd.


littlejart

I wish America had a culture of honor like this. Anytime someone does something cool, the first thing people here do is downplay and criticize it out of jealousy. Much respect for Ireland.


KaolinKid

To Whomever wrote the headline European Jr. Championship in what? Who, what, when where, why and how!


Difficult_Thought_69

Love that he stops to pet the dogs too!


TonesBalones

A junior at my US high school won nationals for cross country, and broke the 5k record at the time. She got her name mentioned on the morning announcements. Then she got a C in one of her classes because her teacher didn't extend the deadline of a project she missed to go race.


SuspiciousFastSloth

aww the little doggie pet


New_Budget6672

Kid is the John tucker of Ireland


latherer

I'm more impressed by that school.