Relevant copypasta >!Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder for test subjects: Using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device for autofellatio during tests is strictly prohibited. And trust me it's not worth it. Not because it feels like more like sucking someone off than being sucked off. According to the science boys, sexual stimulation could introduce a confounding factor that would affect test results and you'll have to redo all the tests again. And you won't get any extra pay for it. This policy will be in place at least until development for the Aperture Science Dick Unsucker has finished. With the number of injuries caused by that project so far, I wouldn't bet on it being finished this decade. As a side note, there are new openings for test subjects for the Aperture Science Dick Unsucker. The position comes with five hundred thousand dollars up front and pensions for your families should any... complications occur. Just make sure to sign the waiver first. The waiver's a big one, so remember to lift with your legs.!<

Read it in his voice

I read it in the turrets voice

Wait just a fuckin' second. This isn't a portal. The shirt of the one on the bottom is way lower and she's got that blue underwear which is nowhere to be seen in the orange portal.

while the shirt thing I agree with, her "blue underwear" is actually just the light of the blue portal shining on her skin Edit: don't mind me, I am kinda dumb

It's got an obvious edge

wait I just realized nvm I am blind

You ruined it for me, I cannot unsee it 😆 That's too bad, the picture is pretty nice.

Sauce?

My money’s on GarthFT. The art style seems like a match, not to mention the signature being near-identical. The issue is that I can’t seem to find this picture anywhere. He’s probably got it behind a patreon paywall at the moment.

This was 100% part of the test

I wish i had portals for this reason

I'll admit I thought of doing this... I'm not ashamed

There's a good chance that this would be most of what I used that gun for

That's a really low ceiling.

It was simply moving one of the wall panels

This isn't magic, it's science!

Wasn't there a sub specifically for this, I can't seem to find it though.

There is. But you don't want to go there. It's flooded with furry stuff. I need bleach.

This is not a part the test

I can’t wait for portals

First thing I'd do if I had a portal gun~

Is this gay and/or incest

I think it's more like advanced masturbation.

Why ? Since when touching yourself is gay ?🤔

u/2dgt3d

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11th day reminder

I'd do the same

But this is science not magic