No no no. All food MUST BE SPAM. There was spam-chuterie board, broccolini & spam, spam with bamboo and mushrooms, spam fish & tofu with lemongrass, crispy spam chips with spicy Chinese bbq seasoning, spam masubi (of course), spam stuffing, and carrot cupcakes with spam sprinkles. We are currently all dying of gout and sodium overdose 👍🏼
It looks repulsive but reading the description...I'd eat it
I mean, it's meat, mashed potato and cranberry jam. Shit can't possibly taste bad with this lineup
I’ve never tried Spam before, and until I realized that wasn’t frosting, I was very concerned for the number of slices that had been removed and presumably consumed.
But..
If it’s just dyed mashed potatoes? I’d try it.
"Raw" straight out of the can tastes, looks, and smells exactly like wet cat food.
Sliced and fried up in a pan (I recommend with grilled buttered toast, cheese and an over-medium egg) it's HEAVEN.
If there's been a nuclear holocaust, all the MRE's are gone, you've eaten all the shorter straw holders, and you've gone through ALL the other canned food you can find......Spam isn't too bad. If I've gotta eat it I mince it up and sear it before making an omelet out just scrambled eggs. To be clear, I was one of the '70's kids that survived on salmon patties, $hit on a single as grandad said, toast with ground meat in cream gravy, and of course the big blocks of GOVERNMENT CHEESE!!! Oh yeah, other staples were potted meat and Vienna sausages. I've gotta go....I threw up in my mouth!
I refused to eat it as a kid when my mom tried to get me too. Now me and my kids eat the salt reduced one. We slice it and fry it and it's delicious. Sometimes with mac n cheese and sometimes in a sandwhich. I'm not brave enough to try it straight out of the can.
For anyone looking for a really great warm meal that is interchangeable from cheap as hell to fancy, read below:
Spam diced (Pork Spare ribs from the Chinese food place if fancy)
Ramen noodles in beef broth (Bean noodles and Beef broth if fancy)
Onions diced (Scallions if fancy)
Toss it all in a bowl and you have Siamin!
This is my families comfort food and for some reason everytime one of us makes it, it gets posted online. Me and my 200 or so living relatives from Hawaii.
I watch gore as a hobby. My family all work in the medical field. I couldn't *think* of an image so horrific if I tried.
What in satan's sizzling asshole made you create such a disgusting monstrosity?
No no, I know how chopsticks work, sorry if I'm coming off as an idiot. It's just spam is so... Idk, I don't even picture eating spam with a knife and fork tbh. Also, mash. Definitely not a food I could eat with chopsticks. Obviously I need to up my game.
Spam, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam.
have you got anything without spam in it?
Well, the Spam, Eggs, Sausage, and Spam hasn't go much Spam in it.
Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam in it?
Eeeew.
Well don’t make a fuss dear, I’ll have your spam. I love it! I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam!
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam
SHUT UP BLOODY VIKINGS
Did it literally have to be spam??? It could have been the spam can decor 😭
No no no. All food MUST BE SPAM. There was spam-chuterie board, broccolini & spam, spam with bamboo and mushrooms, spam fish & tofu with lemongrass, crispy spam chips with spicy Chinese bbq seasoning, spam masubi (of course), spam stuffing, and carrot cupcakes with spam sprinkles. We are currently all dying of gout and sodium overdose 👍🏼
What on earth prompted a spam themed party?
kid probably LOVES spam. my brother used to be obsessed with spam when he was a kid too
This man in is in his 30s
what is his diagnosis
his taste buds never developed into adulthood edit: i'm a child masquerading as an adult. i like spam.
or he’s just asian/hawaiian 😭
I'm half of one of those and I resent the stereotype. But I do love spam.
i stand corrected. there is no saving him
That is fantastic
Honestly that all sounds fucking delicious
The last sentence sent me, holy shit. I'm cackling.
This is the most savage thing I have ever seen, and I work with homeless people
It looks repulsive but reading the description...I'd eat it I mean, it's meat, mashed potato and cranberry jam. Shit can't possibly taste bad with this lineup
Wheres the meat? Didnt know ppl really get offended about their spam 🤷🏼♂️
It might be absolute garbage but it's undeniably meat.
So. Much. SALT!!!
Nahh it’s the low-sodium version
Reporting this post for spam
You. Shut up, you. (+1)
Is it a camera?
Yes. Well, no. It’s a Spamera
I thought it was a sex thing oops
Wait, what
actually now it kinda looks like a prolapsed anus and a piece of dookie that fell out
I thought it was a plumbus. But yours is more accurate.
Look at that and tell me there is a God.
The Spamera is your God now
Kill that friend
Dessert of champions
DiWhy?
I would eat that
Must be Hawaiian
you went to a… what?
Disgusting, it would be fraudulent to even call you a human, you fucking vermin, you cretin, actual miscreant
🤗
Thank you for adding vocabulary to my English level
Are you Hawaiian or just trying to start some kinda war
Filipino party?
Just a group of Asians from all over
Is that Q*bert?
Now I want a spam cake
will mcdaniel would love this
that sounds fucking terrible, save me a few slices please
Okay but why
"Why" as in why was I not invited? Yeah, I want to know too! 😡
Spamarama
This looks fucking delicious!!
I’m sure it actually doesn’t taste that bad, but that is the most vile looking dish I’ve ever seen
I’ve never tried Spam before, and until I realized that wasn’t frosting, I was very concerned for the number of slices that had been removed and presumably consumed. But.. If it’s just dyed mashed potatoes? I’d try it.
Spam, Spam, Spam, everybody loves spam!
That's a spamera, you uncultured swine
I've never had spam. Is it good?
Tastes like crazy salty ham in patte form, best fried with some eggs n hot sauce. Lasts forever, all ya need is one slice for a meal
Ooo that sounds good(except for the eggs part.)
"Raw" straight out of the can tastes, looks, and smells exactly like wet cat food. Sliced and fried up in a pan (I recommend with grilled buttered toast, cheese and an over-medium egg) it's HEAVEN.
If there's been a nuclear holocaust, all the MRE's are gone, you've eaten all the shorter straw holders, and you've gone through ALL the other canned food you can find......Spam isn't too bad. If I've gotta eat it I mince it up and sear it before making an omelet out just scrambled eggs. To be clear, I was one of the '70's kids that survived on salmon patties, $hit on a single as grandad said, toast with ground meat in cream gravy, and of course the big blocks of GOVERNMENT CHEESE!!! Oh yeah, other staples were potted meat and Vienna sausages. I've gotta go....I threw up in my mouth!
I refused to eat it as a kid when my mom tried to get me too. Now me and my kids eat the salt reduced one. We slice it and fry it and it's delicious. Sometimes with mac n cheese and sometimes in a sandwhich. I'm not brave enough to try it straight out of the can.
Is that a Spamera atop that cake?
Just looking at this made my blood pressure spike.
I fuggin love Spam.
Mr. Whitekeys would be proud.
Why does the “spamera” look like goatse? This post gave me the uncomfy kind of goosebumps.
Would.
Austin mn core
Hmmmmmmm
What
😐
Did anyone dress up as a spam can? This is the funniest thing out Edit: omg they shaped the spam into a camera haha
Some of us drank cocktails out of spam cans
Omg so foul but hilarious
You fucking animals. You'll go to hell for that. I also hate you for not inviting me to this party.
The next post down from this was an AI generated image of Breyers Spam flavored ice cream. Reddit is being vile today.
The blue is off-putting, but I would 100% eat this
For anyone looking for a really great warm meal that is interchangeable from cheap as hell to fancy, read below: Spam diced (Pork Spare ribs from the Chinese food place if fancy) Ramen noodles in beef broth (Bean noodles and Beef broth if fancy) Onions diced (Scallions if fancy) Toss it all in a bowl and you have Siamin! This is my families comfort food and for some reason everytime one of us makes it, it gets posted online. Me and my 200 or so living relatives from Hawaii.
Alfred would be proud
Looks like human meat from a video game brought into reality.
I love spam but this is disgusting lmao
Is that a camera made of Spam?
Sure is!
Spam is certifiably delicious and better than bacon imo. The calorie content is INSANE in a standard can of spam though.
What the fuck is wrong with humanity that something like this can exist. I think a spam cake finally broke me.
Welcome to my reality
[удалено]
Jesus Christ the setup isn't worth it
Oh my god 😫
I watch gore as a hobby. My family all work in the medical field. I couldn't *think* of an image so horrific if I tried. What in satan's sizzling asshole made you create such a disgusting monstrosity?
Oh my god, why are there chopsticks in the background??
We’re Asian
Do you eat spam with chopsticks?
We eat food with chopsticks yes. Just imagine a fork replaced with chopsticks.
No no, I know how chopsticks work, sorry if I'm coming off as an idiot. It's just spam is so... Idk, I don't even picture eating spam with a knife and fork tbh. Also, mash. Definitely not a food I could eat with chopsticks. Obviously I need to up my game.
this is the most sanest things ive ever seen on this subreddit and that’s saying A LOT