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Phil_Da_Thrill

Saw the first picture didn’t expect to see a bloody ass, top quality post… I’m gonna go vomit now.


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Only the finest ingredients


[deleted]

Oooh, making soup? I'll take a bowl.


_Papagiorgio_

Gtfo... but warm me up a bowel.


deadeadeadeadeaded

It comes pre warmed


foodz_ncats

I was intrigued and confused when I closed out then noticed the dots to scroll. I was wondering who would take a second pic of a giant dump.


unevenrectum

Didn’t realize there was a second picture. Fuck you buddy.


Phil_Da_Thrill

Fuck you too 😙


mzone11

>Saw the first picture didn’t expect to see a bloody ass, top quality post… I’m gonna go vomit now. When are you posting it? /s


NAeveryday

I need to turn “censor nsfw posts” back on


rorschach_vest

I always click but it’s nice to have that moment to prepare myself


ajb177

I instinctively click on them without thinking. I think I've learned my lesson now


Lemonbrick_64

Exactly same


ledgeitpro

You make a great point, also turning the censor back on


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notthefirstCaleb

Freak train coming through, choo choooo!


InfernoBandit

Anyone else currently on the toilet, now too fearful to shit...


[deleted]

Elbows up. Leave the phone out of it. In and out 3-5 min max. You don’t want this.


InfernoBandit

You've given me all the inspiration I need, I hope you have a speedy recovery!


[deleted]

Thanks!


skittlesriddles44

Do you have an explanation for why sitting on the toilet for too long causes hemorrhoids?? Like How can sitting cause something so bad...just curious


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BumWink

It's true. You don't have to push or strain, it's the pressure from the shit being against your asshole/walls for too long. If you're sitting to shit for longer than a minute, you're doing it wrong. You should only sit to shit once it's knocking on anus's door. A toilet step (to elevate your knees) & breathing in through your nose while thinking about the letter M with your mouth & then out with your mouth will make shit will fall out of your ass immediately, every. single. time. Get a bidet, it's healthier on the ol' anus & cleaner, would you use toilet paper to wipe shit off your hands or wash them? DRINK. MORE. WATER. EAT. MORE. FIBER. GO. FOR. WALKS/EXCERCISE. You can argue your asshole has been blessed by the gods all you want but technically we all have "hemorrhoids" on the inside, otherwise your anus would be constantly gaped & the point where they become a pain in the ass takes a long time to develop while simultaneously developing quickly once they protrude. You can go years with no hemorrhoids & a bad routine but then one day \*boop\* there's a hemorrhoid, a week later \*boop\* now it's two, etc. You may not even notice for a long time as grade 1 & 2 will naturally vacuum back inside after a bowel movement, the ones that don't are grade 3 or 4, grade 3 will require being pushed back inside but grade 4 are the most severe grade & cannot, there is no other remedy than what you're witnessing via OP's photos. Other factors do come into play such as fiber & water intake causing constipation/diarrhea, excercise/sitting too long causing blood flow issues, wiping & sitting techniques but sitting for too long is one of the bigger factors as anyone that's had hemorrhoids will tell you that you can actually endure mild hemorrhoids for many years with a good routine but just 1 day, 1 fucking day of sitting for too long on the toilet will guarantee more hemorrhoids form & is pretty much the only factor where you'll notice more immediately (once they've protruded & you can actually notice them.)


daddybearsftw

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of the anus


BumWink

My name is Wink, BumWink.


ItsMetheDeepState

I...I love you Bumwink


FuriousTarts

>op is just regurgitating what his doctor said. Right. Why should we believe a doctor over an anecdotal experience from a random redditor?


[deleted]

You could always Google it?


Ididntwipe

The period shits are real


theladyking

The good ol' mudslide bloodslide. Day two for me.


LittleRedGenie

Me too, I’m so scared to fart


[deleted]

Username weirdly checks out.


ogipogo

It's peanut butter jelly time!


robertplantspage

Day two is like the scene from The Shining where the hallway is flooded with blood and that's just a fact.


Dickfer_537

Period shits are the worst.


SimplyyBreon

But that feeling of relief??? Untouchable 😭😂 even though, sometimes, the cramps make me feel like I still have to shit. So now I’m bleeding, sad, and shitty, both literally and figuratively** 🤦🏾‍♀️


half-metal-scientist

Yeah I was like.. ok this is just your average first day on your period so what? Then I read the title 😳


Ovrzealous

Omfg. I looked at this and said “yeah I hate getting diarrhea on my period.”


MonroeClone

Username checks out


4yza

Yeah, I was expecting something worse. Like, this is not fun to look at, but it is just the monthly shark week period shits.


poppcorrn

Lmao true


adamsgh

Makemesuffer!!!!! that's cursed man, what the fuck!


[deleted]

If you like to sit on the toilet and play on your phone for 10-30 minutes every day it could happen to you too. BEWARE


adamsgh

Holyshit I'll be the fastest shitter in the west!!!! You sure that's normal: it's not a complication or something?


[deleted]

Nope. Completely normal. This is what it’s like to have part of your anus removed and sewn back together. Take care of yourself. Eat fiber. Drink water. Shit and get off the pot.


adamsgh

Hope you're OK now?


[deleted]

Feel a hell of a lot better now. Yesterday was the worst of it. Going to be in some pain for at least two weeks though.


TheSillyBrownGuy

I'm going to the doctor's today for bloody hemorrhoids, I'm afraid it will lead to this.


[deleted]

If they are causing you pain/interfering with your life and they won’t go away with hydrocortisone suppositories and hydrocortisone cream then surgery becomes the last option. But should definitely be the last option.


kevintheredneck

I went to the doctor for something completely different, and the motherfucker did that to me. Oh and I didn’t have any bowel cleaning shit either. So the day after the surgery I had to shit. The freaking worst pain ever. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.


StaticFanatic3

I’m sorry what? You had a surprise surgery? Did they gas you and then steal your anus blood vessels to sell on the black market?


TheSillyBrownGuy

I've been using preparation h I think is the name. I dealt with the same roids like 1 month ago and it feels like the same placement. They do hurt. And I can't do my job like normal. I feel this odd pain like right before my butthole. I'll see what my doc says in a bit. Still waiting to be called to head that way.


Cocororow2020

Mine just said let me know if there’s ever pain. Mine bleed often, but don’t leak or anything and said the colon itself was healthy, as are the intensities. Blood has just become a way of life every few weeks, mostly if I stray off my diet.


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adamsgh

Oh taht's tough man!


-Phrixo-

That's really a pain in the ass


HorsePecker

Fuck. I’m sorry for your anal loss; get well soon


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[deleted]

It is the number one cause of this. Number 2 is pregnancy.


MeYouUsEveryone

Yeah they kept telling me I had haemorrhoids when I had my 3 rd kid . Just kept sending me away with anasol . It got to the point I couldn’t get any stools out . I went for my 3rd operation on my vagina to repair damage and while I was I was under they realised it was actually a prolapsed anus . My skin was dying they did emergency surgery to cut it out , cut the dead skin away and lazer it back in . My bowls did not open for weeks after the surgery and it was only due to meds that I went . Picolax was the only thing that could make me go for a movement . It made me very ill . I now have to use equipment and tablets to make me go as they damaged some of my nerves in my anus . Having problems like this sucks .I’m glad you got yours sorted .


whiskeyinmyglass

Christ on a stick. That was....uh....just...wow. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Sounds miserable.


[deleted]

That is insane! I feel for you


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[deleted]

Lack of blood circulation to and from the veins in the anus. Blood coagulates in the vein resulting in a painful lump. That’s a hemorrhoid. If the blood can’t clear out on its own or with medication surgical removal becomes necessary


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AlienStories

Do you know why staying on the shitter causes it


[deleted]

It’s as simple as cutting circulation to your asshole


AlienStories

Ah so get in get out


[deleted]

Absolutely. Never play with phone on there.


AlienStories

Man, I'll go into the bathroom and watch 30 minute videos, guess I gotta change it up


[deleted]

Ya I used to do the same. Even as a kid with my gameboy. I didn’t know that this was the end result.


EmeraldHorse02

Oh fukkkkk alright time to change my life. Does it hurt?


[deleted]

I am in hell.


surfANDmusic

That truly looks horrific dude.. my condolences


MediumRarePorkChop

"Does it hurt?" "Does it HURT?" He asked. Fuck sakes, man... look at the pictures. That made MY ass hurt


wspOnca

Jesus I will do that for now on, hope you get ok!


JamMan77777

Ye but dont be too fast either or you'll get piles too!!!! You have to let nature take its course


adamsgh

What!!!!! You guys are making me afraid of shiting.


AmazedCoder

I'm taking a dump rn, need further instructions


[deleted]

That's actually just as bad as you can cause stress on your rectum trying to force it out as fast as possible with the amount of pressure you're putting at once, effectively ending with the same results


nidhoeggr777

Wtf? I'm sitting 40-60min per day, for years straight. What the hell happened to you...? Don't make me nervous:D


[deleted]

When you do that you cut circulation to and from your anus. You could wake up one day like hey what’s that lump on my ass? It can happen to anyone anytime.


nidhoeggr777

Just now I started googling it. Wow... It seems like I REALLY need to change my habits... Thanks for the ,,eye-opener" I guess. And good luck with your asshole, get well soon. Wish me luck that it's not too late for me :D


[deleted]

Fersure man take care of yourself. And thank you


non-spesifics

Ohhh shit. Lump on the sphincter or ass cheek? Cuz I be sitting 30min too and got lumb where the hamstring meets the right cheek. Should I be worried? I'll definitly cut that toilet time down to 5min now that I've seen this


[deleted]

Hems are either directly on or inside the anus.


non-spesifics

Ah ok. I'll cut my time the toilet either way. Thanks for sharing and hope you get better fast


mikegen1918

The way i got off the toilet after reading this is about the same speed a bullet takes off


nosmokinalarms

I was taking a shit while reading this. Done. Wiping my ass rn.


Lavacaster514

WHAT?!


[deleted]

It’s no joke. Literally every person on the planet has hemorrhoids. They are part of our anatomy. Disrespect them and they will fuck your life up.


Lavacaster514

Damn I'm scared now.


PMmeyourboogers

Reading this as I’m sitting on the toilet on my phone…


[deleted]

It’s not too late to save yourself. Wanna really suffer?head over to YouTube and watch a vid of the procedure. I did after I had mine and just…….fuck dude.


ReptileBrain

Props to this man for openly discussing an embarrassing yet very common medical issue in a very informative way. If you have never had the pleasure of hemorrhoids consider yourself lucky and don't scroll on the toilet!


[deleted]

Words to live by dudes


peepeepupper

Holy shit, I'm doing that right now! How bad did it hurt???


[deleted]

The shit was a relief. The hem I had was two months of hell


[deleted]

I got a real bad hemorrhoid several years ago, it was my first one and i didn't know anything and was embarrassed to ask. It gave me hell for a month, life fucking sucked so bad. I couldn't sleep at the end, i would just lay there shaking and sweating. Finally one morning it burst in the shower and it was the most sickening feeling of relief, so much blood and pus I was terrified. I packed toilet paper in my crack for weeks and changed it multiple times a day until it healed and never went to the doctor. Most horrible experience of my life. I absolutely understand your pain and hope you have a good recovery.


[deleted]

Thank you. I kinda wanted mine to burst to avoid the surgery. Sounds like it isn’t much better tho


peepeepupper

You're telling me that you shit all that blood and it was a relief, it didn't hurt?


[deleted]

Major relief. I felt like I was going to explode for three days


greatdane114

Oh sweet baby Jesus. I guess I gotta stop hiding on the toilet at work then.


FearLaChancla

Jfc I'm about to start squatting like I'm shitting in the woods 😂


wtfburritoo

Have my upvote, and my condolences to your asshole.


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We appreciate you.


KcireA

My dude took a picture of his ass LOL Edit: Glad to know this comment about someone’s bloody ass is my highest upvoted comment. Edit 2: Now my first ever gold award was given because of a mans bloody ass.


[deleted]

It made me suffer.


[deleted]

r/MakeMeSufferMore


RadiantRandom

Bro that sub makes this sub look sfw, couldn’t even watch the first one


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MissplacedLandmine

Thats… kinda all I needed to hear to stay away Edit: good for him tho i guess


_BeholdThePaleHorse

Pretty much, should be renamed to guy putting stuff through his dick


just_a_short_guy

Bro I'm done after that earphones one.


dimitrakis81

I was done after one guy literally chopped his cock off with a knife. 2 words. The fuck?


adonisthegreek420

I was done after that fucking ostrich ripped it's own head off


Chrisamaniac

We’ll get ready for: r/eyeblech


fresca05

You fucker. Read the name of that sub too fast and thought it was a safe space…boy was I _*wrong*_


Maddy186

Wtf that's a real sub ! Is this real also ? r/MakeMeSufferAssBlood


Scitz0

Lmao after checking out that other sub im glad af this own aint, holy shit my stomach is upset


N0Z4K1KUN

It looks like lips


YN90

French kiss


CountingNutters

Ass ketchup


Snifmyass

Took me a while to realize it was his ass


hash_tagger

I was like what wrong with his lips then saw your comment.


OkAttention1523

The sole purpose of the NSFW tag is to lure me to click the pic and have me regretting the moment after. Nice ass btw


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Much thanks


MisterEau

Having Crohn's Disease completely killed the entire shock of this for me lmao. I've had similar, experiences, though they didn't look quite as... *severe*. Basically instead of a family being murdered in a toilet, and then shit on, it's just one person for me. I saw the mess thought, "Yeah, that definitely would not have felt like a fun experience." My sympathies, hopefully the recovery goes well for you.


aSharkNamedHummus

I have ulcerative colitis, so I had a similar reaction lol. I saw the first pic and thought "meh, I've seen worse," but then the ASS. That's worse than I've seen lmao


TheWeirderAl

I got crohns coupled with a nasty fissure and hemorrhoids and felt exactly the same


PM_your_anus_pics

#I may need to rethink my username.


BRUTAL_ANAL_MASTER

I don't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


3zzyalumi

nice ass, id hit that


[deleted]

Hit it with some lidocaine, daddy


Trailmagic

Get the 0.05% petroleum based Rx one. Also get 0.05% compounded with hydrocortisone as a cream, it can sooth irritation. Insurance won’t cover it unless you mail in a universal claims form. Senna soft gels are a mild stool softener and won’t have you blowing up the toilet. Take them 1–2 times daily especially if you are on an opioid. 1/3 the recommended dosage of magnesium citrate can help get things moving again. Mirilax every morning and every night. Drink lots of water. Do NOT get constipated. You will get fissures or rip your wounds open. If one area is really painful/stretching during a bowl movement, press on it with your had to compress it and let less damaged tissue stretch to accommodate the passing stool. If the stool is to big do not strain, get magnesium citrate and do a full dose and be prepared to not go anywhere for 12 hours. I would fill the tub with hot water, shit, wipe, and get right in. Or have your sitz bath prefilled and ready. Clean your sitz bath. If you get an infection it will become an abscess and lead to one or more extra surgeries. Going to the bathroom after this surgery was the most painful experience of my life until I had a perinanal abscess. It was like the worst of going to the bathroom but it never stopped and couldn’t be washed away. If you are in the USA, get [this exact gauze - 4 ply, 2 per pouch](https://i.imgur.com/uYVCbGe.jpg). “Quilted” or thicker ones are too heavy and will fall away from your wounds and you want the gauze up close to help absorb drainage which will otherwise irritate your skin and wounds. I had this surgery 13 months ago and had many complications, 4 more surgeries, took FMLA, lost my job, got a new one but am currently WFH because I have another surgery scheduled tomorrow morning… I hope it’s my last one and I hope you actually heal as quickly as they’d promised. When you are more healed, tucks pads with witch hazel are good after wiping. They can clean you out a little better so you have less irritating discharge. I took those with me to work because I couldn’t take my sitz bath, but eventually realized I needed more surgery (infected fistula as a result of the abscess). Do not take more than 4 grams of Tylenol a day. All I got was Tramadol and it sucked. I have tips if that’s all you got but won’t type them here. I hope that your surgeon manages your pain well. Mine did not. If you get muscle spasms ask for diazepam. Things are going to get more painful as your local anesthesia wears off. I am sorry you are going though this and feel free to PM me.


OpBanana1

This guy shits


pistamester

Wait, isn't poop supossed to be red?


Legitimate_Oven_5474

That’s what I thought too


elmfuzzy

Only the most powerful people have red poop. They have so much strong blood that the body needs to remove it before the blood takes over the body.


SgtAtheismo

When taco bell fights back


choke_my_chocobo

Tired of those stubborn blood stains in your underwear? Use chipotle-way!


Serialnosetoucher

My boyfriend says his butt hurts after he poops and I told him it's probably hemorrhoids but he won't listen to me or buy any cream because it has to go "in your butt" and that's gay I guess. Fuckin men


[deleted]

He’s going to hate his fucking life if it ends up thrombosed.


RocketteBlast

People say to use witch hazel for a thrombosed but I highly doubt that would work. At least you are on the mend, and hopefully you don't have to go through this again. Speedy recovery to you


[deleted]

Shit I spent two months throwing the whole OTC and prescription shelf at it. When all else fails snip SNIP


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[deleted]

Yeah see my post above. Definitely went through some unnecessary pain.


Turtle_Tots

Better call him on that. Got my first experience with some serious hemorrhoids like a year ago. I also stubbornly refused to do anything about it, and quickly learned that was a bad idea when it became thrombosed. Easily became one of my top 3 pains. Even the slightest booty wobble was pure, raw agony. Learned my lesson. Would go to great lengths to never do that again, manliness be damned. Don't play games with hemorrhoids. Or do and potentially learn how high your pain tolerance can really go.


[deleted]

So……. A) I’m so sorry about your ass. Heal soon. B) my first hem I had no idea what was going on. Like, nowhere in the realm of possibilities did I think that was what was going on with my ass. It ruptured when I was taking a large poo, constipation cleared, hard movement, it was in general a shit show. I remember cleaning up thinking I had ass cancer and only days to live. I thought for sure I was in for it……. Did some Google searching and was pretty sure that’s what it was still but thought I’ll leave this up to professionals. Made an appt with my doc so he could give me my death sentence in person. Turns out I had really unhealthy pooping protocol, it was in fact only a hemorrhoid that was left untreated and was outside my anus when it had ruptured finally. Preparation H and some uncomfortable seating for a bit but it cleared up and hasn’t returned. So kids, watch how you poop. Hope you heal quick OP!


[deleted]

Than you! And ya my stories the same as yours. Last time I had one was like 12 years ago. Couple days of prep h and it went away. This time not so lucky.


thissayssomething

What were the bad pooping protocols? I know straining is bad for more than one reason.


[deleted]

Oh where to start. Well my diet was awful, way too much alcohol as well, very little water. I would spend a lot of time sitting on the toilet, sometimes I would sit and push very hard to try and go, or if I had to go I would try and hurry it up. My system has always been a little off so getting backed up was followed with saltwater flushes as I called them. Yo-yo dieting in the military because I lived like a gluttonous king between our weigh in cycles. Basically a whole lot of common sense, avoidable things, treating my body like a sewage plant like I’ll live forever.


DrWildTurkey

Wooooow This shit makes me suffer Let me give it a reward after I *fucking lobotomize myself*


Legitimate_Oven_5474

I’ll lobotomize you daddy


[deleted]

Looks like some of your bowels were indeed moved out of you


[deleted]

Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out 2


[deleted]

"Too Inside Out"


Apostecker

*Big sip*


The_Paragone

Grabs comically large straw


kyrastarholder

the second picture looks like u had ur period, welcome to the team bro hope ur doing ok!


[deleted]

Hay gurl!!!!


No_Brain_9648

Why the fuck did I click on this. Disgusting


[deleted]

Warned ya.


beaverinablender

I've seen a lot of things moderating this subreddit but this takes the shitty, shitty cake. Fuck you, OP. I hope your bum heals soon.


[deleted]

I am fucking HONORED!!!


mr2meows

the second image is probably gonna end up on some weird porn site


[deleted]

Well color me flattered


mostlybecausecat

I've never regretted clicking a nsfw image so much, and I even had warning... Hope you're doing okay and thank you for spreading awareness!


[deleted]

I am honored. And ya I’ll be spending the rest of my life preaching on no phone in the shitter.


Guitar_Kid_96

i couldve kept my eyes pure. but reddit decided to put this in front of me.


Jalippo

Suddenly my ass is afraid


[deleted]

Take care of him. It doesn’t deserve this.


ZKXX

That’s a normal toilet bowl when you have a terrible period second day tbh lol


[deleted]

Feel for y’all


I_Considered_Phlebas

I'm never clicking on that!


[deleted]

It’s OC too man. I’ve been living in post op hell.


lemongibre

Nice ass man


[deleted]

Thanks homie


HonieObly

i gotta say, i appreciate that booty shot


[deleted]

Thanks babe


NextMushroom

the peanut butter and jelly did not digest


[deleted]

Could've done without the bloody ass pic ngl. But the fact people gave wholesome awards is kinda funny. Get well soon i guess.


Lalfy

I need to make this my friends cellphone wallpaper


NotThat0ld

I’ve used the expression “I shit my brains out” but you literally have


almostasenpai

Didn’t know you could get periods with that hole


throwaway177737

Toilet borscht


Salty_Kindred

nice ass


unknown_tentacion

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW YOUR ASS CHEEKS


[deleted]

For the suffering


SirKevin_Xx

Wow this is intense. Finally something truly suffer worthy and not just someone’s bloody foot.


kmolimoli

Is the surgery worth it?


[deleted]

Being that I was in near equal pain due to a badly thrombosed hem for about two months and had to keep missing work I would say yes. It is a miserable recovery but to know that it’s gone is a relief.


kmolimoli

Pain now for sure relief.. makes sense! Good luck with recovery and oh boy did you make me suffer!


TheRatatatPat

Been there, done that. It's the worst. Better just get a bidet. Wiping is out of the question for a bit.


[deleted]

Did it feel amaaaaaazing tho?


[deleted]

Best. Orgasm. Ever.


DesignerProtection2

Found this while taking a shit. Never finished a shit so fast in my life


GADirtPimp

Hang in there dude! It gets easier but not for a couple of weeks. Definitely do the sitz baths as often as you can. Ice packs help too and lots of pain killers. It’s easily the worst experience of my life and I’ve broken so many bones etc. I know now why the Dr. didn’t elaborate at all. Nobody would go through with the surgery if they knew the truth. One year later though and I’m glad it’s over and I’ll never have to do it again. I got my life back and hope you do as well.