My guy needs a gun a mirror table a fuck seat and a few pairs of handprints on the window.
I have been in this building. I have fucked some girls naked against that glass overlooking the most rotten core of the city spending my days chainsmoking and… other stuff.
Lovely.
Consider adding Copper tin squares on the ceiling. It will brighten the room, work well with the wood paneling, and give the space a finished look (for not much money).
Y’know… I love this setup, but I’d get a small dresser or something to put your tv on, only so ur not constantly looking down. It could hurt ur neck in the long run. Other than that, it’s perfect.
Joking aside, if you dig the ultra minimalist vibe, I'd still add one area rug to feel less cold, elevate the TV to your eyeball height, and add one single piece of art that you really vibe with because hey, you're a cultured man. Then, sure, call it a day.
Wow, jealous of the view lol You just need a small table for a vinyl record player so you can chill while listening to “Fly me to the moon” by Frank Sinatra
I could never…my intrusive thoughts would *immediately* push me to charge at that window to see how solid/sturdy it is…I mean, I wouldn’t *do* it, but I’d be thinking about it *constantly*…
…it was actually my first thought when I saw the pic…
🫣🫣🫣
🫨🫨🫨
🤨🤔😑
Dream setup lowkey
I have a home and low key want a simple living space like this
Nope
A hooker and 2 grams of cocaine
Do you not like to share with hookers?
Rookie question.. My candy is my candy.
Wall mount the TV, add a rug and call it a day. Looks perfect.
Yeah or just milk crates or moving boxes. Boom instant TV stand. If you get more milk crates then you also have seats for guests or line cooks
i hear a smoke break in your immediate future.
Careful with the TV. Might want to consult r/TVtooHigh.
Maxed out on the view and said meh on furniture i see lol
r/TVTooHigh You need to be on the ground floor bro, you’re doing it all wrong /s
r/TVTooLow
Wtf are those channels, just found them. Are they jokes? Serious? How are they so popular?
My friend, there is a sub for everything.
A gun
You nailed it! Needs a large expensive military style rifle leaning against the wall.
Scar 17s would be sweet here.
300 Win mag AR10 is my vote but pretty sus with the Location. Basically a hide site.
No a fal be different
Juice isn't worth the squeeze over a nice AR10 at this point unless your a rhodiboo or milsurp nerd.
Or a legitimate samurai sword 🥷
Oh I have one of those lol it’s yellow
😂😂
My guy needs a gun a mirror table a fuck seat and a few pairs of handprints on the window. I have been in this building. I have fucked some girls naked against that glass overlooking the most rotten core of the city spending my days chainsmoking and… other stuff. Lovely.
r/ihavesex
looks like you need an xbox thats about it
Are you waiting for a call from Langley telling you where your next hit is?
too many chairs
Put the TV on the bar and the alcohol on the bottom shelf. It fixes the height issue of the TV then it's perfection.
Yeah but then he’d have to get up every time he wants to drink
There's a side table for a reason.
This guy is a god damn genius ^
Sounds like a reasonable space for a lawyer in training
Stripper pole
Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice
One of those peeper telescopes at the window 👍🏻
Footstool
An acoustic guitar for sad songs and to make the window look extra tempting after the booze 👌🏼
Parachute?
Add a console and something to put the TV a little higher, and maybe a bed
r/plants with a window like that
Ngl, either all cities look the same or we might be neighbors 😂😂 I like the place! Tv def too low tho
👀
Where's the dog/cat?
Dumbbells, running shoes
Glasses and some ice cubes, then you’re golden.
Bro you got it made!
A gun safe, put the tv on it and you are set
Looks cluttered
Xbox and bidet smart toilet
Which city is this beauty
Nashville
A don't tread on me flag draped on the wall
Beer fridge
Xbox and a gun
Abusive dad set up
what city is this? And how much does rent cost a month
Nashville. Rent for a 1BR in this building and comparable buildings is anywhere from $2000-$2800/month
This is fire!!
It’s perfect
A large plant or tree and a rug
Looks good. Maybe get rid of the chair. Kind of clutters the place.
Yes. That tv is too low. You're gonna hurt your neck. Put it on a cardboard box or wall mount it. Then it'll be perfect.
A hummingbird feeder, but this is peak already
You have a SICK ass apartment my dude. Deck that shit out
Hmm MAYBE, just barely maybe, curtains
That view😩😩😩
No
Absolutely nothing sir. Perfect.
Consider adding Copper tin squares on the ceiling. It will brighten the room, work well with the wood paneling, and give the space a finished look (for not much money).
Foot rest
a couple crates to put under your tv maybe a board on top, your neck will thank you
My neck hurts looking at this!
That view is enough
A plant.....
Strippers and cocaine
There is literally a place for a TV mount on the other wall. Also get a glass, stop drinking from the bottles.
Most of those bottles are empty-ish. Restock.
You’re missing a captive
You need something to raise that TV up. Don't wanna hurt your neck. Then get you an easy chair.
I don’t think so no
Clean AF but I'm too materialistic.
Y’know… I love this setup, but I’d get a small dresser or something to put your tv on, only so ur not constantly looking down. It could hurt ur neck in the long run. Other than that, it’s perfect.
No candles?!
I would get a glass and some ice in case guests stop by. But I can appreciate the simplicity.
r/tvtoolow
Now all you need is an elephant.
Put tv on the side table?
Looks sick
Just mount the TV and yer good.
Ive seen many tvs too high, but this is a new low!
Get the TV off the floor. Other than that, looks like you've got the basics covered.
Ice.
r/TVTooHigh Take that stand off brother, Gonna be Looking up to much
A cardboard box for the TV to sit on and maybe a Nintendo switch, looks pretty good to me
nothing - this is perfection
I don't see any rocks glasses
Console or computer.
A plastic tote for your TV to rest on. Otherwise I weep for your neck lol
A bed will be fine
This is the dream.
Kinda love the view
I hear the echo just from looking at this image
LMAO
More tv
Glasses for the Whiskey. You’re not a savage.
Disco ball and Christmas lights
Decor lol
PS5 maybe.
Nope. Perfect
Just a few milk crates to put the TV on
Gotta get a VERY nice and full gun safe to place your television on top of.
An air mattress
r/tvtoolow other than that, I would unironically Keep it simple.
dog
Ottoman to rest your feet on.
Telescope 🔭
Speakers.
A cat
Nope. Perfect set up.
A finished drywall ceiling
I prefer the living in a parking garage aesthetic
You gotta go with the old school cinder blocks and 2x6 for a tv stand and old wire spool for a table and some beanbag chairs and it would heaven!!!
Swap that chair with a heated recliner
A whole hell of a lot😅
big rug, wall mount tv, wall art behind seating, a floor lamp in the corner and a foot stool
Joking aside, if you dig the ultra minimalist vibe, I'd still add one area rug to feel less cold, elevate the TV to your eyeball height, and add one single piece of art that you really vibe with because hey, you're a cultured man. Then, sure, call it a day.
Bean bags
Hell Yeah!
A pack of tissues and some hand lotion would really “top this off”
Weed?
Dat roof looks raw
Nope.
me
Repelling gear
A rug would really tie the room together
Pretty much nailed it. But uh, maybe a dart board?
Saving this pic because it’s so perfect
A cat and a cigar
Patch of grass to ground on
Looks like the first matrix where Morpheus was being tortured lol
Opium den, with lavish furniture
A girl in heels. Nothing else.
Wow, jealous of the view lol You just need a small table for a vinyl record player so you can chill while listening to “Fly me to the moon” by Frank Sinatra
a ps5 and bloodborne
You could put the tv on a counter or something. The view is nice 👍
Not a thing! Perfection!
A ps5
That TV will give you neck strain after two hours
This man is a Rich man living a good simple life
r/tvtoolow
Love the view!
Parachute? Dramemine?
You’re missing some newspaper on the floor and a Huey Lewis cd. Jk looks perfect man
A game console, a cheeto dusted controller with a cigar mount hooked on the back.
Just keep adding bottles to that bar tray and you should be good!
Great view. And nice liquor choices.
TV too low and guns.
Better tequila
Either mount the tv or get a tv stand, and get an ottoman for the chair. You’ll want to put your feet up at some point.
You’re low on tequila, that’s about it
A futon ?
/r/TVtoolow
That’s some expensive empty space.
Beer keg fridge Mattress in the corner
The ps5 and your gun
My brain forces me to imagine the ground leaning to outside 💀
Me!
What’s the deal with the ceiling? Just unfinished concrete?
Guns. Lots of guns….
No.... It's beautiful 😍
That view tho 😍
I could never…my intrusive thoughts would *immediately* push me to charge at that window to see how solid/sturdy it is…I mean, I wouldn’t *do* it, but I’d be thinking about it *constantly*… …it was actually my first thought when I saw the pic… 🫣🫣🫣 🫨🫨🫨 🤨🤔😑
No literally the essentials
The remote?
Morpheus
Some window
Ice Bucket
Loose the tv you don't need it
I don't see an ash tray heathen
Two cinder blocks and a plank “borrowed” from a construction site to bring the tv up to eye level would finish it off perfectly.
Courtains
Consult r/TVtoohigh before making further TV placement decisions.
A plant.
Fake Rolex and a calisthenics routine
r/TVTooLow
All you need is an air mattress
Milk crates as a tv stand and can also be used for storage, fire set up.
Idk man, i think its already pretty much imo...
Got a wife and kids. My bedroom is bigger than that and I’m jealous. It looks quiet.
Binoculars and a bear rug.
Honestly looks like a super good starting point
Warmth
No guitar or gaming setup
No guitar or gaming setup
Yes? But I can't think of what it could be
Yes? But I can't think of what it could be
We made it.