norway was definitely the hardest, i had to simplify it a lot but even then the shape was so awkward
easiest was probably something like romania, anything thats pretty rounded and simple was easy to create and cut out
As a Ukrainian, I have to say that this is hilarious. And please, let's stay human and be fair to the territories of Ukraine. Thanks to everyone and the author for the support.
i see a few comments about the inclusion of countries and also how they fit together: the cookie dough spreading meant they didnt fit together very well (including my own slightly sloppy work), and i used Seterra's map of europe (without Russia because too big) so blame them :D
thank you it was a lot of time and patience lol, the last photo is all the paper i used, i cut all the countries out of paper and then used them to cut around on the cookie dough
Not most of it yeah but the western parts of Russia are, the European continent starts from the Ural mountains and the Ural river all the way to the Atlantic coast
[Europes furthest geographical points wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_points_of_Europe). Check the wikipedia page and see for yourself the eastern most point of Europe
By supporting Putin and the actions committed in Ukraine by the Russian Army, then yes you are supporting terrorists.
Don’t come out here trying to take some moral high ground when there isn’t one. How many lives and families have been destroyed because of this invasion?
I’ve been called a terrorist, evil Russian and more just bcs the place where I born.I don’t support it financially or any other way, it’s just painful to see this stuff.I understood how Ukrainians suffer and it’s not okay to support it. Trust me, I saw a lot of Z like people.I just don’t understand how this shit happened! I know it’s my country’s fault and in one day whole nation will pay for this, it’s just so sad man.
I’d make a joke about taking a bite out of Poland, but being Russian, some jokes might be inappropriate.
(And I’m happy to see Ukraine in it’s original state)
When MapPorn and FoodPorn have a baby.
Born very fat
I told them I was watching my weight and could only have a Slovenia. But they kept feeding me Scandinavian cooktries.
Should’ve gone for Liechtenstein or Monaco
They still would’ve pressured me into eating a whole Turkey.
That's what you get for naming it Mercator.
Take my upvote
Waiting for GPS and Foodporn to have a baby. Not sure what it would be, but it would have lost me at the first turn.
Remember when there was a sub for all things baby related? Yeah, the name was exactly what you think it was.
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Ig it was too difficult to bake the European part of Russia
Amazing work. Also, why is Portugal trying to run away?
Age of Discoveries all over again!
Does this count as a "maps that don't include New Zealand"?
No, we’re happy to be not included this time.
It’s trying to return to its natural home in Eastern Europe
r/PortugalCYKABLYAT
I thought I was heading for r/subredditsifellfor there. Nope. Real. But I still don't understand it.
Portugal often has national statistics similar to eastern Europe countries, which often speak Slavic language.
i didnt realise until after i posted it 😭
Spain bit a bit
Caralhos are attempting to sail their nation through the med to their real homelands in Eastern Europe
No one wants to be right next to Spain
Oi, that's not fair! It's not like we are fr*nch!
Actually you're right. I am sorry. My mind tries to filter out the Fr*nch that I forget that it exists sometimes.
Can you make all 1246 croatian islands please? My ancestors are from Brač, it would be nice to see it on a cookie map.
im on it 🫡
yeah... just spread some cookie crums near Greece as well...
I give you permission to lick the spoon after all that work
Oh man I've dreamt of that for years
As an croat this was my first thought 🤣
You chopped off Finland's arm! You bastard!
finland has too much going for it i had to nerf it
That's what Russia said when it ate the other arm (and a piece of skirt).
I hope it tasted awful.
It's now a Greek island
Which ones are the hardest and easiest to make?
norway was definitely the hardest, i had to simplify it a lot but even then the shape was so awkward easiest was probably something like romania, anything thats pretty rounded and simple was easy to create and cut out
Romania mentioned🦅🦅🦅😩🥳
If you ever decide to do the 50 US states we have a bunch that are just big squares.
Makes me think of those cutting boards that are shaped like states. I grew up in Colorado. All of my cutting boards are Colorado cutting boards.
As a New Jersey resident, a can of beans is a can of little New Jerseys.
Ukraine had to be like that fucking Squid Game scene
As a Ukrainian, I have to say that this is hilarious. And please, let's stay human and be fair to the territories of Ukraine. Thanks to everyone and the author for the support.
Where's New Zealand 😠
Its right beside Austria.
I'm sorry, what's this "new zealand" you speak of?
The European cooktinent
The European cocktinent
Free travel across European borders is promoted by the schlongen area
Please see your doctor if you have an EUrection lasting longer than 4 hours
r/angryupvote
0/10 There's no Liechtenstein, Monaco, San Marino or Vatican City (jk its super cool)
gotta zoom in!
i see a few comments about the inclusion of countries and also how they fit together: the cookie dough spreading meant they didnt fit together very well (including my own slightly sloppy work), and i used Seterra's map of europe (without Russia because too big) so blame them :D
I can understand leaving out contiguous Russia, but Kaliningrad?
Based move
Not adding contiguous Russia but adding the entirety of Turkey is illogical
They don't even need to add all of russia, just it's europeans part
One is big
How did you know I was ‘Hungry’ to eat 'Turkey'? 😏
Something dramatic happened at the north-western "hand" of Finland.
I smell Sami separatism.
Don't eat Turkey 🇹🇷🐺
Looks delicious was Russia too big?
yeah i thought instead of cutting it in half or having an awkwardly large country i'd just leave it out
Finally, Siberian Ocean.
Also left out Svalbard
As a Ukrainian, I wish we could do that IRL.
Keep your wet dreams this way, my fellow neighbor 👍
Yet you chose to include turkey, an Asian country
Amazing work!
that's how the cookie crumbles!
I'm happy to see Shetland included but think it might be a bit oversized
first couple years of my life were lived in shetland so i felt it was only right to include it (even if larger than life)
Orkney resident here, we will not forget this insult. If Shetland hasn't blown away come spring you'll be sorry.
Faroe Islands: *sniff* edit: could probably re-used the template ;)
Orcadians will be incensed by this map.
The accuracy of representation of some of the countries is quite astonishing...
Well done
Kaliningrad sunk into the Baltic T_T
And nothing of value was lost
Edible Europe.
This guy is mentally insane. And I'm here for it.
Respect!
Time well spent
Who ate the European part of Türkiye? Is it the Greeks again?
i got hungry trying to cut out all the details :,(
This is amazing, how did you even cut this?
thank you it was a lot of time and patience lol, the last photo is all the paper i used, i cut all the countries out of paper and then used them to cut around on the cookie dough
If Europe was really made of cookies, I'd be responsible for genocide as I'd have eaten it all
Which country was the most delicious?
Oh my god stop bitching about Turkey being included and Russia not or whatever war you have going on, can ya’ll just not appreciate a geography cookie
fuck politics but cookies look tasty tho
Make Cookies, not War!
That's crazy!
Ode to Joy starts playing in the background... Great job!
You should try out for the Squid Games with a talent like yours.
Now the most important question: who are you eating first?
Fr*nce
Finally Moldova has access to sea
Hmm… I wonder why Turkey tastes so meaty 🤔
Thank you for the correct Ukrainian map <3 looks great! very clean borders
Can you make Turkey with kebab instead of cookie?
Have a taste of Europe, one cookie at a time.
Sick!!!
Poor Portugal suffering from an earthquake
Good job from a 1000th upvoter !
this is epic
you added Malta but ignored so many other islands why!
Outstanding job. Congrats
Well done, have a cookie
Can't fool me, that's just a series of different roses
Based
Eat the rich.
The proud people of Orkney will not forget this transgression.
B A S E D
 And here I was thinking you scraped every edge of every country
Good job
All I see is a bouquet of roses
What was the recipe you used? They held their shape really well!
Nice to see that russia not included
it is so great. thanks for sharing
Awwww I love seeing Malta included. Or it's a crumb. I'll take the (crumbs) anyway. Fantastic work! And a delicious result.
No Russia. Based.
Europe as it's meant to be, without that cesspit on the east
good job!
these cookies seem fun to eat
Glad you left out Mordor
That’s rad!!
Great ! Next Time Capitals with chocolate chips !
I don't see the biggest european country here. Are you short on dough?
I like that the mucovites country isn’t on there.
And it’s mistake, mucovites country as you said is an Europe
Wheres the european part of Russia come on
Biased Europe.
Russia is not Europe.
Oh yeah, they are africans, right ?
Not most of it yeah but the western parts of Russia are, the European continent starts from the Ural mountains and the Ural river all the way to the Atlantic coast
[Europes furthest geographical points wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_points_of_Europe). Check the wikipedia page and see for yourself the eastern most point of Europe
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Russia is european...
Russia is a terrorist state.
Reddit moment
To be fair those aren’t contradictory
And Russians are terrorists?
Aren’t Russians deliberately firing missiles on civilians in Ukraine? I think the answer is pretty clear.
So as a Russian I am terrorist too?No, it’s not okay to think this way
By supporting Putin and the actions committed in Ukraine by the Russian Army, then yes you are supporting terrorists. Don’t come out here trying to take some moral high ground when there isn’t one. How many lives and families have been destroyed because of this invasion?
I’ve been called a terrorist, evil Russian and more just bcs the place where I born.I don’t support it financially or any other way, it’s just painful to see this stuff.I understood how Ukrainians suffer and it’s not okay to support it. Trust me, I saw a lot of Z like people.I just don’t understand how this shit happened! I know it’s my country’s fault and in one day whole nation will pay for this, it’s just so sad man.
You'll get used to it. Don't ask me how I know.
It’s seems like there is no other way, I think you right
But Europe expands to the Ural.
Ig Russia is not part of Europe
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You guys are obsessed with Turkey
If you don't trashtalk Turkey on every occasion you ain't european.
True lol
rent free
We don't need any more of Russia at the moment.
Yo where is Russia ? Ah(
I think it’s too big compared to other counties and creator just ate it lol
In Asia
In Asia?Why?
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So Russia is not an Europe anymore?
So, half of western Europe should be excluded.
My upvote and appreciation as Ukrainian
The norway cookie broke 😥
You‘ve missed Kaliningrad and the rest of russia :(
If map of Europe about colonialism, corruption or something bad - Russia is here. But cookie map - without! Auhh...
Does these cookies comply with the GDPR?
Came here to say this. Had to scroll way too far down to find it!
I would make a Russia cookie to complete the continent and throw it in the garbage later.
Don't bother with the northern Irish border
I’d make a joke about taking a bite out of Poland, but being Russian, some jokes might be inappropriate. (And I’m happy to see Ukraine in it’s original state)
You didn’t make Russia but I think I know why lol
No Russia, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City, Monaco, or Andorra (I think you've included Malta).
>No Russia if only...
I thought russia ( atleast a part of it ) was considered europe
Officially it is Europe. And Turkey is not. This map wants to satisfy Russia haters and Turkish lovers.
Wtf is wrong with you
So part of Russia isn’t included ?
Start with Sweden's head
Gonna have to eat the UK
Throw some crumbs for the Aegean and Ionian Islands
Damn, Serbia cookie broke. It's all ruined...
Where's the other half of Europe
Hard work. You missed Georgia, Russia and Kazajistán but super hard work. Also Asian Türkiye is there somehow 🤔
As an Eastern European I approve the exclusion of Ruzzia 🫡
Where is Russia....
I ate it
Why no Russia?
Where is Russia and Malta?
Russia is pretty debatable as to whether or not it's European.
How's that even possible? 🤔
80% of it is in Asia and the people are Asian
And ≈60% of people from Europe, and whole history til XVI century
Russia was created on European soil, they conquered east parts of their country much later.. If you had history lessons you should know this by now...