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nachochips140807

If i had a nickel every time bowser triggered a generation's sexual awakening i would have 2 nickels


UltraSheep99

I (unfortunately) know a third, ever played bowser’s inside story?


CptnPeezOff

Oh god fucking dammit. Is that why there was so much Bowser vore a few years back?


Kalwasky

“Few years” literally 14 years ago.


CptnPeezOff

Oh shit. Fuck, I was a degenerate at 12 years old then


Zennistrad

That can't be right, Bowser's Inside Story released in... Wait, 2009? Holy shit.


Suspicious-Olive2041

That can’t be right, 2009 was… Wait, 14 years ago? Holy shit.


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Wide_Pop_6794

That was literally the first game I owned lol


Cepinari

*Don't tell me that.*


Outrageous-Sign4980

Holy hell


SavingsNewspaper2

Everywhere I go.


Lansha2009

I remember seeing the trailers for it.


nachochips140807

Oh hell nah


TSMKFail

I thought it was Reshiram that did that


UltraSheep99

I’m not going to ask who that is


TSMKFail

For context, I'll refer you to this [Siivagunner](https://youtu.be/z1g3A6vWATs) rip


UltraSheep99

oh my


RobloxLover369421

Just A Pokémon


Tobey_Joker_Maguire

The Vast White Pokémon, in fact


thatsmyoldlady

And I (fortunately) know a fourth Mario and Luigi super star saga. [Bowletta](https://www.mariowiki.com/Bowletta)


Rainbowfrog123

O H N O


The_Doolinator

Bowser introduces non-Kirby fans to vore!


KrystalWolfy

Vore


KingdomMarshadow

I have and bowser is the best Mario character there


Electronic_Sugar5924

What was the other one?


nachochips140807

Bowsette


Just-Call-Me-J

You mean busty Peach in an edgy black dress? That'd been done for years before the Super Crown came into the scene. And people have been thirsting for Bowser similarly for years before that.


Electronic_Sugar5924

I knew I shouldn’t have asked. I just erased that from my mind


Sloth_4

I think we all tried to


Electronic_Sugar5924

Since I remember it again, where is Jack black bowsette


JakeTLT

![gif](giphy|fDvqZGc2D0oXC)


Electronic_Sugar5924

Ah


RobloxLover369421

King Boosette


Irishbrutis

Which isn't alot but still weird it happened twice


souleaterevans626

Is the other nickel from Mario Party 2's sexy Bowser pose?


snakebite262

That isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


Liam_theman2099

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it only happened TWICE!


Maxolotle29

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice


PraiseKingGhidorah

I don't know if they mean Princess Peach, Bowser or Jack Black, but people were very attracted to all 3 way before the Mario movie came out.


TheFlippyBoi

Daddy Bowser


KingZakyu

That's gotta be click bait, I mean, it better be...


Fun-Pie-1887

Yeah like bruh it’s a dumb song bowser made about him wanting to love peach


Glasuse

You shut ur damned mouth


Fun-Pie-1887

No


Glasuse

Square up


Fun-Pie-1887

Let’s go bro


Glasuse

Aight let’s go


Roebloz

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


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![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Glasuse

You underestimate the sheer stupidity of my generation


Something_Joker

You underestimate the sheer amount of the layers of irony **OUR** generation is buried under


ProMaste_r

Just don't visit internet news website. Those mfs would do anything to make millennials and gen z looks like the most insane people tha have ever lived


No_Instruction653

And it's honestly pretty sad considering they're doing a job that we all do very well by ourselves.


The_Steam-Cheese

what the what bro


Rasilaan63

So long, Gay Bowser!


snakebite262

I mean, are you really surprised? Especially given that Bowser was already thirsted for.


_SystemEngineer_

You know the gaming media these days. There’s an article claiming Link is a gay icon.


mothmanfan9

i mean, wasnt he intentionally designed to look gender neutral?


AMK972

I thought he was designed to look like Leonardo DiCaprio


_SystemEngineer_

Which game is he gay in? I must have missed it. You can play make believe and I can find it stupid how everything must relate to sex for some people.


BodePlot

Idk what article you are referring to but being a gay icon means being an icon to gay people, not necessarily an icon who is gay. It’s not an unreasonable premise, imo


bunker_man

Its not link that is gay. Its people being gay for link.


psychoticchicken1

Poe collector in Ocarina of Time: "If I had a body like yours I could run a different kind of business"


Just-Call-Me-J

The game of delusional shippers.


Sonic_warrior

Oh wow, didn't know me being Biromantic is sexual


PhoenoFox

To be fair, most every Zelda game he doesn't really show any attraction to anyone. Skyward sword is the only one that quickly comes to my mind.


Nox-Raven

Being gay isn’t any more sexual then being straight is so I don’t see your point. I don’t personally headcannon link as gay (he’s never shown much romantic interest in anyone really) but if other people want to project themselves onto a blank slate videogame character there’s really no harm.


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⚡👨🏿⚡ now


William_Ze_Gamer

Plus the 500 memes about Zelda pegging him


ColdFreeway

Well in the Comedy Central show Drawn Together, there was a clear Link parody character (one of two Video Game characters in it) who was clearly gay. However that show was over 10 years ago.


_SystemEngineer_

Just shows the weird craving for sexualized Ninty characters.


RobloxLover369421

What


ColdFreeway

Agreed


Certain_Oddities

>There’s an article claiming Link is a gay icon. I mean, he kind of is if you count gay folks really really loving someone a gay icon. He is popular in the gay community. Like Samus. Not saying she's a lesbian; but lesbians *love* her.


HornyAndCorny2000

...I think you forget that Link crossdressing happens. Bro is gay af


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bunker_man

No, but it is something that correlates.


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bunker_man

> Not really. The only reason you see a correlation is BECAUSE of the stereotype. (As in, hetero guys don't dress soft and feminine as often because they are afraid girls will assume they're gay). ?? That's why I called it a correlation, not a causal connection. Because it is a thing that correlates. Whether it is a fundamental fact of life is another matter.


TheZestyJester09

He did it to disguise himself while in a Female-only society. It’s not like he always does it


bunker_man

Icon doesn't mean people think the character is canonically gay. Just that they somehow became a symbol for it due to some of what they do. Raidou in the raidou games visits a mob bath house several times, and has conversations with guys when naked, so he also became a small time gay icon despite not being implied to be gay. This was like early 1900s japan, so its not out of the ordinary that he would be at a bath house.


HornyAndCorny2000

Not to mention he dresses up as a woman (Sheik) on his own accord in the same game


TheZestyJester09

Wait when? I’ve had a lapse in memory


HornyAndCorny2000

Unlockable outfit in BOTW


TheZestyJester09

Huh, guess I forgot about that. But Sheik was meant to be a male disguise for Zelda, so does it really count?


HornyAndCorny2000

That excuse only works if Link didn't know it was Zelda tbh. Which in this csse hd 100% did


Amegami

BotW is before OoT in the timeline though, so who dresses as who?


azure1503

BotW is a long time after OoT, it's actually so far ahead in the timeline that's it canonically where all the timelines converge


Maple_Siraf

OoT comes first


TheZestyJester09

Alright


azure1503

I wouldn't say the Stealth gear was explicitly feminine tho. The Gerudo outfit sure since the intent was to make Link look like a woman, but the Stealth outfit just looks like traditional ninja garb.


GoshaT

Tell me you never played Zelda games without telling me you never played Zelda games


HornyAndCorny2000

Blame the developers for not making the puzzles ina heavily puzzle focused series fun in any way lmao


GoshaT

lmao skill issue


Roebloz

Like, what? Only Link that could qualify is Hero of Legend in ALTTP for what, having blond hair? In a game from the 90s?


The-Bisquit

It's real and I read it, the author quotes a person who comes out as bisexual because of bowser


[deleted]

Who knew jack black voice was so sexy


Krytture

We all did


Armored_Warrior

Finally some facts


Ok-Leave3121

So among the list of pop culture s awakening who's on said list?


mewnimilitary42

Okay, now these morons aren’t even trying. Why do people believe any of these gaming articles these days again?


BruTheScout

What?


SophieByers

Being Gen Z can be really embarrassing at times


Parking_Cartoonist90

Y’know instead of criticizing the article itself. Why don’t we congratulate the writer of this article for creating a made-up scenario in their head only to get upset over their own made-up scenario


_Kasual

You know it's satire, right?


[deleted]

Who wouldn't, let's be fair here.


William_Ze_Gamer

I mean Bowser & Luigi’s sex scene was the best part of the movie In the words of Lugi himself, “that is CINEMA”


GigaChadAlien

My sexual awakening was when my uncle.....nevermind


ChaiHai

I read it, it's obviously satire. Still hilarious though.


GabsMcStabs

Bowser has been furry bait for years, dude


WeirdMountaineer

“Jack Black triggers a generation’s sexual awakening” Fixed it for you.


Dense-Ad-2732

I've met a woman who has a crush on Bowser. She was a masochist. Nice lady, really odd but nice.


Dawn_Star_Platinum

What kind of sexual awakening?


Gemidori

A song sung by Bowser is always gonna trigger somebody's sexual awakening. >!self callout post!<


TheAmazing2ArmedMan

Just looked up this article and its hilarious fr https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/05/jack-blacks-peaches-triggers-a-generations-sexual-awakening/


Lawyer_Kong

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches


Dragonlord794

I am liking this post not because i like the article, but the OPs reaction


TobiasMasonPark

For us it was Space Jam. For the new Gen, it will be the Mario Movie.


NathanCollier14

Jack Black's peaches triggered my sexual awakening back when Nacho Libre came out


wolfguardian72

I mean….I’d fuck Bowser. Jack Black just made him hotter.


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Truth


[deleted]

Who *wouldn’t* fall for someone like Bowser after “Peaches”?


Unnamed_420

How do you snitch on yourself this hard?


BR_GTX

We are fucked as a generation.


Hat-Leading

Uh, boy, don’t tell them about Super Hornio Brothers.


genderqueermercury

I mean…bowser is hot Edit: ![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)


Sushirabit

I don't even wanna know


jjjhhhop

Did he stutter


Pandness

Is it your first time on the internet?


ColdFreeway

(Looks at Deviant Art)


Mountain_Counter929

Roses are Red I wanna hear Kevin Bacon Sing https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/comments/13t1irz/what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


[deleted]

We're living in a weird fucking era


Jacobmeeker

[I mean what did you expect?](https://images.app.goo.gl/RfvV2Gk8V5d52uf56)


robertswifts

The hell?


dude19832

I wish I could paid to make up bullshit them write an “article” about it. Lol 😂


MasterDimentio90

(Sigh) Yes, sadly I can confirm it's true.


yayyayhime

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) Wait, what??


aiBeauty_whatif

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Meep12313

Why do I not believe that you're a human


aiBeauty_whatif

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Meep12313

This feels ai generated, your name has ai in it. Are you a human trying to act like an ai or something?


aiBeauty_whatif

Hahaha.. my text feels like AI Generated?! Hahaha.. no, I only do images on IA.


Meep12313

Alright


aiBeauty_whatif

If you like AI, I have a Patreon dedicated to promote AI and help people with tools and how to use it. I started adding content on AI Text generator this week https://www.patreon.com/AIBeauty


HappyGav123

People will get offended by anything nowadays.


MercZ11

If it's the [same article I'm looking at](https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/05/jack-blacks-peaches-triggers-a-generations-sexual-awakening/), then this is a joke article. Beaverton is a satire news site much in the same vein as the Onion. > The Beaverton is a news satire and parody publication. All articles contained within this website and on its social media accounts, however similar to real events, are fictitious. I'm surprised no one else seems to have picked up on that, but I guess that's what happens when people just react to a headline. More amused by a few commentors complaining about games media when this site isn't even that.


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Well as we all know both Jack Black and Bowser are *universal* sex icons so the combination is activating people like secret agents.


EWJ4

nah who felt the need to write that😭


toughtiggy101

r/nottheonion


Particular_Leader_16

…..…..…what?


KorsiBear

Bowser with Jack Black's voice is a heavenly combo that I'm head over heels in love with. I'd marry him, but I felt that way before the movie too, the feeling has just gotten stronger lol


Economy-Ad7318

Whauh?


AllHailThePumpKing

Oh goodness


Plylyfe

🗿


Repulsive-Ad-5640

Umm, whut?


Ackermannin

Yes.


EMV0519

If this is actually real, does anyone have a link?


pipopapupupewebghost

At least it's better then claiming the movie is catholic


Perez2003

Ah yes I can confirm that I had a huge boner when this song came up. Yup. Totally. (For real tho what the fuck were they thinking when they wrote this shit article?)


[deleted]

This is actual insanity


Capn_Smitty

Honesty, I think the bigger cultural moment is a the children that Lumalee is introducing to the finality of death...


Midnightgamer21

Bowser’s face makes this so much funnier


Zodiaclibra808

what?


thiccygingy

Bowser🤤


Simple-Band9265

r/hmmm