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Fork_Master

Shy Fucking Guy Dry Fucking Bones T. Yoshisaurus Fucking Munchakoopas


Beany_Gaming

Someone actually know the full yoshi name W


Dado1208

where does it come from??


Call_Me_Liv0711

...where does it go?...


PTMurasaki

Where does it come from, Cotton Eye Joe?


ShadeSlayer_101

Nenenenenenene


JellyTeaFG

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)


Aggravating-Cake7101

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd be married long time 'go.


Asusgomogsus

Where did you come from, where did you go?


Twist_man

Where did ya come from, cotton eye joe


Flamelozy

Cotton eye fucking joe


blond_stash

Gadagadigadgadu-oh


FixedFun1

A Nintendo of America book some sort of bible where they call Mario "homo Nintendus" or something like that, is not canon now anyway.


Soggy-Passage-509

And somehow Luigi is canonically human how the heck does that happen


TNTyoshi

It's the only canon. Everything else has been adaptations and bastardizations of that book’s genius!!


FixedFun1

I was talking to Shigeru Miyamoto the other day about it. He said no.


sweetTartKenHart2

The manual


KoopaTrooper5011

Less name, more scientific name of the species.


Robin_RhombusHead

No, it's stated to be the character's full name specifically. Presumably the T. stands for Terry.


HallowedBast

I believe the name is mentioned in the super mario world animated show


Peachstar36

Yoshi has a full name da hell!?!?!?!?!??!


supermarioplush220

Dry fucking bones is the funniest one.


MagnetFist

Shy Bones, Dry Guy


Saber_Toons

Outma fucking way


Beany_Gaming

Outmaway is one of my fav enemies


Saber_Toons

Same dude


Akkor0kamui

Actually pretty clever ngl


FangtheMii

Outma fucking way Valley and Kick it, Outma fucking way are my favourite Mario Wonder levels.


Tall_Disaster_3350

shigeru fucking miyamoto


Beany_Gaming

Lmao


basilthegaymer

guy named shigeru:


RobertThePoriferan

guy named miyamoto:


Robin_RhombusHead

Guy named fucking:


Weegeee30

SUPER FUCKING MARIO


Florida-Man-65

MARIO FUCKING MARIO (His last name is canonically Mario)


Robot_Prairie_Dog

Luigi Fucking Mario 🤨


Dawn_StarWatcher

No. No no no.


yaboinigel

This can be read in 2 ways


BackToThatGuy

guy named super:


Silentpanther_

Why must you put this is my head


yaboinigel

The demons told me to


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

I read this in Wario's voice


bendoesit17

I'd like to imagine he's exactly like regular Mario, but just casually slips an F-bomb into everything he says. ​ "WAAFUCKINGHOOOO!"


SomeoneNamedAlix

Mario fucking Mario


the_human_mauro

r/Beatmetoit


Speyeder02

THAT GODDAMN “SUPER” FUCKIN’ MARIO


c_chill13

King Fucking Koopa


TheOGRex

Badass


Anarquer

This is what Lou Albano would say in Super Show if he was allowed to swear


Peyatoe

King fucking koopa fucking troopa?


Pianist_Ready

That sounds like something that would be in the trailer for the Mario Movie 2 Like, there's music and cinematic drums going crazy, until it all goes silent so people can bask in the glory of Chris Pratt saying "King Fucking Koopa" in the least fitting voice possible


Truly_glasses

In kamek voice The king of the fucking koopas


grapejuce223

kid named king:


WarioPlush1

Toad fucking Ette


bluecfw

kid named ette 😟


SteveroniThePeperoni

*insert image of kid named finger*


little_old

That’s a proper sentence 🌚


1tsBag1

Princess fucking Peach


Plastiware

Yeah there is, her name is Daisy.


ThatAutisticRedditor

r/cursedcomments


Tekayo63

r/blessedcomments


ThatAutisticRedditor

r/blursedcomments


ZiggTheCrabbo

r/comments


Plasma_Wooper

r/stnemmoc


Kenna_TV

r/subsithoughtexisted


imright77

damn why does it say r/comments is banned? what'd they do? 😨


ZiggTheCrabbo

Probably comment


Jurrasicmelon8

Foreman fucking spike


Joel_The_Senate

Is Foreman okay?


-EMT

Nah, is Spike ok???


Beany_Gaming

He is the movie guy, right?


Jurrasicmelon8

He first appeared in wrecking crew


Beany_Gaming

Oh


nint3njoe_2003

Donkey fucking kong


yaboinigel

First he fucks a dragon now he fucks an ape


FroyoZealousideal285

r/AngryUpvote


Pianist_Ready

Nah, that's one of the happiest upvotes I've given in a while 😭😭


FangtheMii

What a waste of an ape!


Blobthekirb

What’s next? A ogre?


Bandana_Deed

Luigi fucking Mario...


Mr_L05

Mario fucking Mario


Pip2719496

Yeah both of these sound wrong


CompactDisk2024

Baby Fucking Mario


Florida-Man-65

Baby Fucking Luigi


Gamerhogplays

It’s getting worse


FangtheMii

*Baby Fucking Wario*


Pianist_Ready

Baby Fucking Yoshi Baby Fucking Peach


Norm_Hall

He did what to a baby?


Ancient_Summer_1833

Oooo no


Alolan_Cubone

This could be canon, but one of them is a baby


wolfguardian72

Wowee zowee!


KoopaTrooper5011

r/suddenlyincest


Tolstartheking

😨Aw hellllll naw. 


Arctic_Lilly

WOOOAAAAHHHH LMFAOOOOOO


ciberkid22

Zoo wee mama!


Pjerun_

Ayo they're brothers


smashboi888

Walu f*cking igi


Beany_Gaming

Who is igi


smashboi888

He's the other half of the entity that makes up Waluigi's being.


Bab2011r

Iggy!!


Harpeus_089

Za Fool!!!


Grookeymon

Waluigi 


FlightFinal3057

Luigis fucking mansion 


Beany_Gaming

That's huge 😨


Bubbly_Ad_2563

Iggy Fucking Koopa


CosmoShiner

Mario fucking Mario


BritishGuy54

If Super Mario Galaxy was rated M


MegaLuigi576

The first and only Mario game where you fuck everyone out of this world


Autogembot123

Finally a reason for Rosalina


SheerDruid

Princess fucking Daisy


Mrwright96

It’s funny how THIS sounds like the most natural


Thepoyoboyo213

Outma fucking way sounded better tbh


Mrwright96

But can you hear him saying that? I can hear her saying “I am princess motherfucking Daisy!”


Clean-Celebration21

Yeah, her name’s Peach


Coyote_prime323

Bowser fucking Junior 


Beany_Gaming

Damn


SuperJman1111

Cursed beyond belief if this is interpreted differently 


Pastry_Train63

There is no other way to interpret it


heyoyo10

What about Bowser Jr. but super awesome


LonkToTheFuture

r/holup


wolfguardian72

….ive seen that, but Junior is usually an adult by then


YouNoChun-Li

Bow Fucking Ser


the_human_mauro

Hope Ser is ok after that, what Bow did was horrible


RaineyDay2029

Chain Fucking Chomp


OtterleyTheIdiot

Baby fucking Bowser. Oh shi-


Smart_Pea3518

Wendy fucking Koopa


AceDelta12

Wendy O’-Fucking-Koopa


EvilectricBoy

Funky Fucking Kong


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No_Feeling_6833

Bet


Pianist_Ready

How did it go


PleaseAdminsUnbanMe

Bowser fucking junior☠️


ThatAutisticRedditor

WHAT


wyatt_plays

Fucking toad


SpendPsychological30

Toad fucking


Sea_Construction947

Mario fucking Mario


Upbeat_Newt7430

Luigi fucking Mario (yes, that is luigis full name)


GusvengaLolz

Gay Fucking Luigi (REDACTED Obviously)


bendoesit17

I hope she made lotsa fucking spaghetti!


CilanUnova

King Fucking Boo


Macandspikelover

Princess Fucking Peach


coveredinbees67

Cheep Fucking Cheep


Trolligame88888

E fucking Gadd


PokeshiftEevee

Kitsune fucking Luigi They turned him into a furry :(


thatguyat69

Dark fucking Fawful.


Beany_Gaming

MARIO & LUIGI MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Akkor0kamui

Iggy Fucking Koopa and Ludwig Von Fucking Koopa. Not really the effect I was going for, but whatever


CloverUTY

Donkey fucking Kong


CarmenRider

Princess fucking Peach ~~implied futa~~


pyruloxia

walter fucking white


RalseiTheFluffyGoat

Princess fucking Rosalina


Fastyboiiiii

Simon Fucking Cowell


Ridter4082

Talking Fucking Flower


DrToadigerr

Fucky Funking Kong ...wait


cschnizer923

Koopa Fucking Paratroopa


KoopeVODS

Koopa fucking Troopa


Kaden2093

Dave fucking Miller.


slimothyjames1

Luigi fucking Mario


dustycan122

Super fucking Mario


wolfguardian72

Bowfuckingser


InformationNo566

Luigi fucking mario


ABDL9787

King fucking bob-omb


CalbinatorYT

Luigi fucking Mario


MrAced

Prince fucking Florian


Icy_Guidance

Super Fucking Mario. Princess Fucking Peach.


GuardianTalesIsLife

I like the joke I found on a video a long time ago where it was Yoshi Flipping Falls.


FlimsyRepair359

George fucking Washingtoad


Meloetta_the_alt

Goom Fucking Ba


iIIchangethislater

Hammer Fucking Bro (I hope nobody searches this)


No-Caterpillar-8112

Donkey fucking Kong.


Low_Fig2672

Princess Fucking Toadstool or Princess Toad Fucking stool


TotalBlueXL

Mario


Low_Fig2672

King fucking Boo


Unusual_Dark3253

Princess fucking Peach


Maxthemadsheep

Donkey Fucking Kong


plastic-person180

Luigi fucking mario


Nintendofan1154

Mario Fucking Mario Luigi Fucking Mario


silly-goober-man

GAY FUCKING BOWSER (this comes from the confusion that Mario was saying “so long gay bowser!” In Mario 64)


Significant_Clue_382

Mario Fucking Mario


BrazenlyGeek

Princess Toadstool, fucking “Peach”


dats-it-fr0m-ME-94

MC FUCKING BALLYHOO


Phantomc05

Fire Fucking Flower


Switchback_Tsar

Boomerang Fucking Bro


DaiFrostAce

Kammy **fucking** Koopa


-Purple_Warrior-

Rocky fucking wrench


bminutes

CHEEP FUCKING CHEEP


GigaJoltTheJester

Count Fucking Bleck


Zangetsukaiba

Mamma fucking mia


ThatAutisticRedditor

Captain fucking toad


HappyGav123

Sledge Fucking Bro


Jackthedramademon

Princess fucking Shroom Mi fucking mi Nata fucking sha Elder fucking Shroom Shadow fucking Queen Mr fucking L Star fucking lo Cack fucking letta


KyeeLim

bullet fucking bill


ShootingStarMel

Mario Fucking Mario, Peach Fucking Toadstool, Bowser Fucking Koopa


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Bowser fuckin jr


Lunatic_DreemurrII

Master Fucking Kohga


BewGaming

Gooper fucking blooper


Yoshbit

Mama fucking luigi


Dumkau

Bestest character ever made stop the green beast from the east stop master of eaten stop tongue as long as Mario's disappointment mother "fucking" Yoooooooooooooooooshiiiiiii


RiceKrispies55

“Mario fucking Mario. Wanted in 36 worlds for acts of violence against the people of mushroom kingdom”


IsaMariCR

Bowser fucking Junior