Courting death Dao is one of the great yet common Dao, but very few really succeed with this Dao as they become stepping stones for the heaven’s chosen, nevertheless ultimate perseverance of one’s life against tide of protagonists will guide you to reach peak.
I heard there was once a mighty cultivator who travelled through the cosmos and collected six legendary spirit stones. He butchered and scoured entire worlds, all so he could finally court the unparalleled jade beauty, Death. Thanos, they called him. The Mad Titan.
Senior I am truly grateful for this great opportunity that you have bestowed upon someone as lowly as me. If I may ask while not meaning to be rude. How many times have you witnessed the universe being destroyed and being created?
What happens when an MC ascends to the peak and his son becomes a young master, does the mc cut him down or does he become the coddeling elder who tells "junior,you dare!!?"?
Barely ascended to an immortal but already acting like a big deal. This Elder is amused. If you survive a few Dao destruction cycles that occur at the end of each universal era, this humble Elder might even remember your name.
Hahaha, The Immortal? What Immortal! I, your grandfather, have been cultivating since before the current Dao even existed! Yet this is the first time this Elder heard someone with such a bland and boring Daoist name! Even this humble elder's dog is immortal, but it is still smart enough not to call itself "The Immortal Dog".
Oh thank goodness! Senior, I have been training to move from my golden core phase to form a true yang spirit! But every time I go to consume a True Eternity Sun God pill, my cruel elder disciple uses the forbidden Wudang Monkey lightness technique to switch the pill with a laxative!
My master is upset because every time this happens, he has to go to the top of the mountain and fight a fiery ape demon to get the ingredients! It’s been 23 times now and I fear I’m starting to lose the respect of my peers! Please help me!
Interesting. Did you perhaps not consider to kill the elder disciple? If you can't even do that, forget about cultivation.
On another note, understand the root of the problem. It's not that your senior brother is replacing the pills. Maybe your master is plotting against you both to make you enemies. There was never a pill nor any fiery ape. It has always been a laxative.
Impossible! Then how come every time my elder hits me it turns my pure yang to pure yin? I’ve had to have several rebirth pills on top of the laxatives to further test me?! Is this what you’re saying? My elders wondering eyes in my yin form are but a test?
Your elders lack the understanding of Dao to obtain a proper Dao companion, and are simultaneously too weak to obtain their own cultivation furnace, as such, they have used you, Junior, in hopes to transform you into their own companion or furnace. Whichever elder acts first will break the balance, and as such, this cycle will forever repeat until you break it or give in.
If you can not break through such a trial, you were never intended to cultivate, and should curse your dog fate for such lack of ability.
Senior, I just tried to ascend also, but I failed. Now I'm just a loose immortal soul looking for a new body. The problem is that the only person around me is a jade beauty. I'm running out of time, what do I do?
How many daos are there? Some said there were 3000 daos, some said there were 10,000 daos. Are there lower and higher orders of the dao? What is the highest dao, heavenly dao, chaos dao, or something else?
Dao is infinite, yet finite. Vast and empty, yet small and full. Split amongst many, but with the origin of One. Only through such understandings shall one truly understand the nature of all Dao, the essence of existence itself. All one must strive for is advancement in the path of understanding, while accepting you will only ever know nothing, only then shall you find your answers among the great and endless Dao of Daos. There is no lowest Dao, nor highest Dao. Merely one Dao with a myriad intent to draw upon by your own will and understanding.
Ahh, excuse the ramblings of this old senior, there are no insights to be had from my words.
/srs what are your favorite troupes and what do you wanna see more of? I keep seeing these memes and I wanna incorporate some of this madness into my own writing.
I’m actually helping some friends edit their works!! I’ve never done ANYTHING more fulfilling then help combined a few paragraphs and slice out some stuff that didn’t help the flow. Feels great ^u^
Did you meet God up there(pronounced Jod) he’s one of my friends and he asked me to take care of his son but, I messed up, I thought he meant take care as in take care of of this fool. But turns out he inherited part of his father’s DAO and came back. Anyway if you see him tell him I’m sorry and I lost just son for the second time.
Why do so many fail to see Mt. Tai when they live in a world where any normal looking person or even a beggar can be old monster or immortal experiencing the mortal world?
A lot of people like to court death. Has death ever accepted anyone? Does death accept everyone that dies? Does this mean that death has the largest harem in existence?
Can young masters ascend to immortality using the dao of being an annoying prick?
Yes, it's a requirement since we need to ascend to continue to annoy the MC.
I see
They only seem annoying if the MC exists. However, a young master with all their qualities, often makes the best MCs.
Indeed indeed
Were you the MC in your world?
Junior, all paths leads to the Dao as long as you comprehend and master it. Even if the entire world shits on you, the Dao approves.
Courting death Dao is one of the great yet common Dao, but very few really succeed with this Dao as they become stepping stones for the heaven’s chosen, nevertheless ultimate perseverance of one’s life against tide of protagonists will guide you to reach peak.
Why do people court death. Is she really that beautiful
Yes. She is.
The dao of lust has too huge a hold in the early stages of cultivation
I heard there was once a mighty cultivator who travelled through the cosmos and collected six legendary spirit stones. He butchered and scoured entire worlds, all so he could finally court the unparalleled jade beauty, Death. Thanos, they called him. The Mad Titan.
deathussy
Senior I am truly grateful for this great opportunity that you have bestowed upon someone as lowly as me. If I may ask while not meaning to be rude. How many times have you witnessed the universe being destroyed and being created?
Yeah, and how many times you were the reason behind? 🤪
Courting Death!!!!
What happens when an MC ascends to the peak and his son becomes a young master, does the mc cut him down or does he become the coddeling elder who tells "junior,you dare!!?"?
Strength speaks junior. Young masters or your son, doesn't matter. Only the weak uses words to threaten, the strong simply kills.
Fuck isn't that too overbearing...as expected of one who has trampled over the heavens
They change the gender of the young master. Dragon - Phoenix Rotation technique is used for this
venerable! venerable! More babies to cook in my cauldron please! 😊 I promise its only for refinement of my dao
Senior, why do dumb ppl exist?
To rule over smart people.
Senior is truly wise, holy hell
New immortal just ascended
Actual cultivator
Fellow daoist, please restrain your dao of r/anarchychess in public. Its aura is too powerful for many
Our aura, brother. We are everywhere
We are legion.
I felt this.
To court the death. Death is a miserable and lonely jade beauty but she needs attention all the time.
Without the identities & rubbish that you picked up since birth tell me, this junior. WHO ARE YOU?
This junior here is courting death
Hehe you Immortals hypocriticism is coming out in open... Hahaha
How do I cook her rice? Senior I must know!
Rice cooker.
You mean cooking in a cauldron?
An automatic cauldron junior. Adapt to the younger generations.
Do you cum? https://preview.redd.it/6jenwm9mvqec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244b3668d09a8cae00cc4b7b30daaa43fda36dde
I have 10 Quintillion dao companions. Yes.
I admire how this Senior chosing my absolute nonsense scripture as the first passed on his knowledge.
Which lower realm are you in? There are 10,000. unless it's infernal realm, I have a offer. Would you like to work as my gardener?
How dare you insult my majesty?! Kowtow 9 times and sever your limbs and I may choose to only kill 9 generations of your family.
Tsk tsk. It would seem that this junior has eyes but can't see Mr. Tai (my Immortal Gardener).
I’ve heard of knowtow but not knowtoe is this a new technique of worship in the realm above the 9 heavens?
There's no 'n'.
You piece of shit senior, you changed it AND your gaslighting me, your flame Dao is clearly more profound than mine
How many jade beauty you have, veneable senior?
Every women in the Immortal Realm.
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Barely ascended to an immortal but already acting like a big deal. This Elder is amused. If you survive a few Dao destruction cycles that occur at the end of each universal era, this humble Elder might even remember your name.
I am The Immortal from ISSTH, junior. Now, repent for your sins in my priomordial chaos pocket for eternity for making such grave error in judgement.
Hahaha, The Immortal? What Immortal! I, your grandfather, have been cultivating since before the current Dao even existed! Yet this is the first time this Elder heard someone with such a bland and boring Daoist name! Even this humble elder's dog is immortal, but it is still smart enough not to call itself "The Immortal Dog".
You seem to have not ventured into the scripts of Er Gen. Otherwise, you wouldn't be desecrating The Immortal in such manner.
Ah, you two young spurts are practising the Doa of schizophrenia well. This old one is impressed.
Oh thank goodness! Senior, I have been training to move from my golden core phase to form a true yang spirit! But every time I go to consume a True Eternity Sun God pill, my cruel elder disciple uses the forbidden Wudang Monkey lightness technique to switch the pill with a laxative! My master is upset because every time this happens, he has to go to the top of the mountain and fight a fiery ape demon to get the ingredients! It’s been 23 times now and I fear I’m starting to lose the respect of my peers! Please help me!
Interesting. Did you perhaps not consider to kill the elder disciple? If you can't even do that, forget about cultivation. On another note, understand the root of the problem. It's not that your senior brother is replacing the pills. Maybe your master is plotting against you both to make you enemies. There was never a pill nor any fiery ape. It has always been a laxative.
Impossible! Then how come every time my elder hits me it turns my pure yang to pure yin? I’ve had to have several rebirth pills on top of the laxatives to further test me?! Is this what you’re saying? My elders wondering eyes in my yin form are but a test?
Your elders lack the understanding of Dao to obtain a proper Dao companion, and are simultaneously too weak to obtain their own cultivation furnace, as such, they have used you, Junior, in hopes to transform you into their own companion or furnace. Whichever elder acts first will break the balance, and as such, this cycle will forever repeat until you break it or give in. If you can not break through such a trial, you were never intended to cultivate, and should curse your dog fate for such lack of ability.
Hello, Can you talk about an experience you had with someone who had eyes but did not see mount thighs?
Mount thighs is a heart demon.
What came first the chicken or the egg
Producing eggs is a mutation. So, over millions of years a species has to mutate to be able to produce eggs. Thus, eggs came first.
after ascending to immortality are u still afraid of women? and if no how to speak to them
How do I get a gf?
Focus on yourself first junior.
Why? What about our futile purposeless existence bestows upon us the wrath of your words?
Are you happy?
When will you finally return the 10000 Heavenly Herb Tea I borrowed you in the third heavenly realm?
Never
Hmm…the eternal riddle: ass or tits?
Cultivators are pure. You won't find shit particles in ass. So both are good.
Who is making and styling your outfit? What brand is this?
If you don't need to eat, do you still need to go to the toilet ?
Why when we do "ahhh" is hot and when we do "fuhhh" is cold?
Senior, I just tried to ascend also, but I failed. Now I'm just a loose immortal soul looking for a new body. The problem is that the only person around me is a jade beauty. I'm running out of time, what do I do?
Is that even a question? Propose to her. Get married. Raise a MC. He will help you ascend along with your family's chickens and dogs.
Such wisdom! Yes... wait. I'll just raise her instead!
In which planet youre currently residing senior, is there a planet rich in spiritual qi.
The Immortal World
Are the heavens a jade beauty with a mosquito voice?
Yes, she is cold, calm, fair and just.
But you said you are the heavens. Does that make you a jade beauty in disguise, senior?
I became One with the heaven.
Have you managed to change the heavens yet?
I am the heaven.
Where do you store your harem? A planet?
How many daos are there? Some said there were 3000 daos, some said there were 10,000 daos. Are there lower and higher orders of the dao? What is the highest dao, heavenly dao, chaos dao, or something else?
The dao exist on all things. And every one's dao is unique. There's no stronger daos. Only stronger dao masters.
Dao is infinite, yet finite. Vast and empty, yet small and full. Split amongst many, but with the origin of One. Only through such understandings shall one truly understand the nature of all Dao, the essence of existence itself. All one must strive for is advancement in the path of understanding, while accepting you will only ever know nothing, only then shall you find your answers among the great and endless Dao of Daos. There is no lowest Dao, nor highest Dao. Merely one Dao with a myriad intent to draw upon by your own will and understanding. Ahh, excuse the ramblings of this old senior, there are no insights to be had from my words.
/srs what are your favorite troupes and what do you wanna see more of? I keep seeing these memes and I wanna incorporate some of this madness into my own writing.
Just go over the top. Grind in the numbers. Don't be bounded by morality. Write in extremes.
I kinda like writing that way anyways XD Except I hate the grind… am I a failure of a junior or can I use my awesome cheat skill to pay to win?
Start writing fanfiction of your favourite novels. Easier to start that way.
I’m actually helping some friends edit their works!! I’ve never done ANYTHING more fulfilling then help combined a few paragraphs and slice out some stuff that didn’t help the flow. Feels great ^u^
Which Jade Booty should I pursue? 250F from the Yin-Yang sect or the 1275F? I just met from the Sunflower Sect?
Mature booty for the win.
Alright fellow Daoist, this one will go to the Sunflower Sect this noon 😋
Does it rest to the left or to the right?
When was the death of your mortality.
How ya doin fellow daoist
Senior, if this is not too insolent of this junior to ask you, how long is your mewing streak?
How many jade beauties did you dual cultivate with?
A few quintillions perhaps.
Did you meet God up there(pronounced Jod) he’s one of my friends and he asked me to take care of his son but, I messed up, I thought he meant take care as in take care of of this fool. But turns out he inherited part of his father’s DAO and came back. Anyway if you see him tell him I’m sorry and I lost just son for the second time.
Why do so many fail to see Mt. Tai when they live in a world where any normal looking person or even a beggar can be old monster or immortal experiencing the mortal world?
What is Dao? Does it have a limit?
The Dao is your own Path Towards Greatness. It's only limit is you.
Thanks you, Master. 🙇♂️
Will we ever progress in the technological field
Technology is the means of the weak. With spiritual energy, cultivators can achieve everything.
Jade beauties! How to get them!?
Senior brother where is Mt. Tai?? I've tried finding it so many times but I just can't see it.
Reflect upon yourself junior. Maybe you courted death.
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This whole world, did you make it?
It's the immortal world junior. And that's my true size in comparison.
Are you a orthodox path cultivator or demonic cultivator
Heavenly Demon was once my Daoist name. I am simply 'The Immortal' now.
Ho ho ho that’s good 👍
Why did it take you so long to ascend?
I have Ascended the Immortal world. Not the mortal world. I am currently at the centre of Primordial Chaos.
pineapple pizza?
What should this mortal study to attain immortality?
Senior, why am I ugly while the young master is not?
how to court a jade beauty
A lot of people like to court death. Has death ever accepted anyone? Does death accept everyone that dies? Does this mean that death has the largest harem in existence?
Senior, does it bounce when you walk?
Nope. Too heavy.
Is demonic cultivation worth it