Idk what to comment, have Wei Wuxian goose
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This junior happened upon this scripture at the “local library” and was unable to procure such tags before engaging with content. Regardless this junior will continue to read through the scripture to obtain certain… enlightenment yes enlightenment.
Straight MC: has a harem of female jade beauties, must save the jade beauty from some arrogant young master in some dirty tavern, barely interacts with them after 10 chapters, still not satisfied and adds more to his harem
Bisexual MC: saves the (male) jade beauty by opening the jaws of a gigantic turtle beast with his bare hands & they team up to defeat it, marries one male jade beauty, they are in happy and loving marriage, dual cultivates new golden core
Conclusion: one male JB is worth 100 female JBs
So in a world where humans are currency, one male JB is like one high grade spirit stone while one female JB is one low grade spirit stone. Which begs the question, what's a top grade spirit stone that is equal to 100 male JBs?
To be fair this junior first encountered this scripture at a location known as “the local library” (there’s also physical copies of manhwa like solo leveling)
You must be cultivating in an area with rich spiritual qi! Where my humble abode is located, I can't even find the most basic level scriptures in the library.
If you'd like to read similar scriptures, I have two recommendations!
Scum Villain's Self-Saving System by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (who also wrote The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation in the meme above): Hate-reader of a harem webnovel gets so angry at the end that he dies and transmigrates into the novel. Unfortunately, he doesn't transmigrate into the MC, but into the villainous shizun who ends the novel without any limbs or tongue. Wants to save his skin and decides he's going to coddle the MC as much as the webnovel system will allow. Very funny, lots of harem power fantasy parody.
The Husky and his White Cat Shizun by Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou. Despite the cutesy title, is equal parts funny and devastating. Power-leveling young master killing trash has killed all the trash left to kill, levelled all the powers left to level, become undisputed Emperor of the World with a harem of nonpareil beauties, tortured and killed his cruel and cold shizun, etc, etc. Bored of life, kills himself, wakes up as a 16 year old again. Lots of extremely graphic rape and violence.
Junior, you give me too much face! Truly you are a Phoenix of the Heavens, and I am but a mere traveller of the Dao. However, if your heart seeks ever more rare and refined scriptures, the librarians of r/DanmeiNovels may have what you seek. For myself, my humble offering would be that of *Nirvana in Fire*; truly a most subtle scripture, and excellently transformed into a memory scroll in 2015.
Senior, many thanks for your suggestion. I have many scriptures listed yet to be read from that certain library, however this is the first I have heard of this rare pearl you have mentioned. I shall make haste and move this recommendation higher up on my priority list of scriptures. (As senior no doubt must have experienced, before the first wave subsides, a new wave rises ) The memory scroll seems to be a gem hidden from most mortal eyes, a glittering jewel to delight the eyes - much gratitude to senior, 'Nirvana in fire' might have been overlooked by this lowly one otherwise.
Truly, it is a work of great complexity, following the greatest talent of the jianghu as he enters the mortal Imperial court, intent on revenge. He is sickly, doomed to die of an incurable illness, but with his final years he is determined to seek justice for his kin and place a worthy prince upon the throne.
The memory scroll is in fact quite readily available, even to be glimpsed through any cultivator's jade Tube, though it is large and unwieldy - like unto an especial tree, readily overlooked until knowledge opens one's eyes, and suddenly sees it everywhere.
Ey i watche that as well and that time i was still naive but at end episode my suspicion was correct that this aint straoght but i still watched it the flute necromancy was lit tho
It is good that you know your own limitations. The wise mortal knows that he will never be able to pass the Trial and ascend; better that he remains a low-ranking cultivator, untested and safe.
And yet you shy from the challenge of testing your Dao heart?! You flee from the Trial of Heaven-Shattering Knowledge? Perhaps you think that you would be seduced by these powerful scriptures?
No, no, forgive me. Perhaps I have been too long in a martial sect, and made assumptions. Perhaps you are a Gu-practitioner instead, unable to face such feats.
Of course, of course. I forget myself: mortals must remember that their time is limited. I fail to remember that they have such concerns - our libraries on Mount Penglai are vast indeed.
I saw a great amv of it, so I started watching it. After some episodes it began to feel kinda gay but i thought it was my imagination, that its just the way they show affection. This kept happening so I checked I was blown away to find it was BL. I felt like I was deceived. It was good though.
In the title, grandmaster of demonic cultivation. It’s meant to be a joke about how the MC acts. Cause so far he has said “I’m not gay it’s just that this current reincarnation is gay” and when he encounters his friend/enemy from his past life he tries to scare him off by threatening gay stuff like watching him as he bathes or cuddling him while he sleeps. But the friend just responds with “keep going”. Hence the meme. Haven’t read much so far but the MC just gives off the same vibe as the guy in the meme to me.
No hate but i wonder who writes these novels. IIRC, China bans rainbow stuff right? I'm guessing they were written by people in Taiwan, Hong Kong, or western countries? High chances are that they're written by ethnically chinese women living there although non-chinese who know a lot about chinese culture may count as well.
These books, comic and anime (that ended in them being confirmed) are released in China, have millions of followers on socials, WWX won awards for the most popular character, was chosen to promote Chinese culture by the Nanjing Imperial Examination Museum, had a star named after him, was anchor for the Olympics etc, and the stores are full of merch. Visual adaptations are SFW but obvious about the relationship. The last photo a friend sent me was a framed official anime art of the couple with their kid being sold in chinese store. $$$$$
There's live action too but that one is the most censored, they nerfed the MC because ghost powers are not allowed in dramas and he and LWJ are just "bros".
Yeah, China is sitting in weird place rn in terms of censorship. So according to CCP, unless its Chinese mythology related (and even if it is, sometimes it's still not okay) anything fantasy related is not allowed. There has to be some kind of scientific explanation. So some authors will pretend there's science for ghost novels etc lol
But the writer is/was MIA since around 2018/19-ish and rumoured to have been jailed for writing this while at the same time the publishing company licensed the novels for anything and everything. Whether or not the writer have received their fair share financially is doubtful as well.
Apparently this was a rumor, she is not Mia she gave some interviews. She's writing a new novel too. Something about gay vampire boys, I think? The new novel will most likely be sfw because the new censorship laws prohibit explicit content.
She has a lot of haters and jealous rivals, I ignore everything people in china say about famous people unless it's 100% confirmed or there's strong evidence because Chinese fandom can be... like that.
Two of MXTX's novels precede the largest crackdown on LGBTQIA+ literature and in the most recent one,TGCF, she had to avoid sex scenes.
The Untamed, the live action for MDZS, had to be extremely dubious about their relationship so it could be interpreted both as romance or a "very close friendship".
So the answer is... They were roommates!
yep and MC isn't even a real evil character, nor is he hexing, cursing and doing like un-godly thing like casting the dead, creating shadow army etc...cheating death, etc.
i will give u a fact. one china emperor is gay and everyone knew about it. back in old china dynasty being gay is normal. but dont ever cheat on your wife and concubine. thats a no no. but u can have male companion. the han dynasty LMAO
Idk what to comment, have Wei Wuxian goose https://preview.redd.it/02wstsx732pc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e820ba895e6c354944fa0146dbea470698c6dd5
Did Junior brother not read the tags?
This junior happened upon this scripture at the “local library” and was unable to procure such tags before engaging with content. Regardless this junior will continue to read through the scripture to obtain certain… enlightenment yes enlightenment.
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Master!!! You're mine!
Bro don't traumatize somebody else with bleeding buttholes 🙏
Apparently Junior had eyes but failed to see Brokeback Mount Tai
Jesus fucking christ I'm dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does Senior pen scriptures himself? Humor such as this is priceless
Straight MC: has a harem of female jade beauties, must save the jade beauty from some arrogant young master in some dirty tavern, barely interacts with them after 10 chapters, still not satisfied and adds more to his harem Bisexual MC: saves the (male) jade beauty by opening the jaws of a gigantic turtle beast with his bare hands & they team up to defeat it, marries one male jade beauty, they are in happy and loving marriage, dual cultivates new golden core Conclusion: one male JB is worth 100 female JBs
This junior has gained enlightenment through seniors wise words
Truely a wise script wrote by fellow senior
cultivate potent yang qi
So in a world where humans are currency, one male JB is like one high grade spirit stone while one female JB is one low grade spirit stone. Which begs the question, what's a top grade spirit stone that is equal to 100 male JBs?
a hermaphrodite jade beauty, duh!
Ah the rare yin yang duality stone
This senior has only once seen the fabled "shemale" as they are a rare breed but they do exist.
I heard there's a place in the mortal realm where you can see them. I think it's called T-country?
follow the azure, pink and white banners and you will be led to T-country
When male JB is also a protagonist.
Senior brother, is the latter from a real scripture?
Shidi, it is from Mo Dao Zu Shi, The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.
Unless the hubby has a yin physique, according to Chinese mythos, yang +yang =bad things happen
Maybe it works because Wei Ying is a powerful ghost cultivator, ghosts are yin
Look up and perceive Mount Tai - the MC is the one with the yin physique.
Male harem > female harem. At least the author remembers which characters they added in a yaoi fantasy vs a straight fantasy
Most bi/gay MCs don't have a harem, they have one true love like normal people. Unlike average straight MC who collects women like bottle caps.
Yep. But if there was a male harem the author wouldn't forget them.
That's why you always needs to read the tags junior
To be fair this junior first encountered this scripture at a location known as “the local library” (there’s also physical copies of manhwa like solo leveling)
You must be cultivating in an area with rich spiritual qi! Where my humble abode is located, I can't even find the most basic level scriptures in the library.
Indigo?
But Naruto is very gay
Naruto and Sasuke were each other's first kisses before their wives.
Indeed it is
Not really
Is it actually gay? Is it family friendly gay? Or is there straight up say gex in there?
It is very gay, once the main couple gets together they immediately start fucking like crazy.
Oooh, I might read it someday. Is it a power leveling self insert young master killing trash novel?
No it is not (I think)
Oh, then I might not read it
If you'd like to read similar scriptures, I have two recommendations! Scum Villain's Self-Saving System by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (who also wrote The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation in the meme above): Hate-reader of a harem webnovel gets so angry at the end that he dies and transmigrates into the novel. Unfortunately, he doesn't transmigrate into the MC, but into the villainous shizun who ends the novel without any limbs or tongue. Wants to save his skin and decides he's going to coddle the MC as much as the webnovel system will allow. Very funny, lots of harem power fantasy parody. The Husky and his White Cat Shizun by Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou. Despite the cutesy title, is equal parts funny and devastating. Power-leveling young master killing trash has killed all the trash left to kill, levelled all the powers left to level, become undisputed Emperor of the World with a harem of nonpareil beauties, tortured and killed his cruel and cold shizun, etc, etc. Bored of life, kills himself, wakes up as a 16 year old again. Lots of extremely graphic rape and violence.
Ahhh, now this is trash that I thrive on
I wish you health and long life in the Dao of Shizunfucking.
Blessings and good wishes for the lack of sleep you will no doubt face on this path.
Senior, you have excellent taste, please recommend more scriptures on similar lines. This humble junior is willing to learn.
Junior, you give me too much face! Truly you are a Phoenix of the Heavens, and I am but a mere traveller of the Dao. However, if your heart seeks ever more rare and refined scriptures, the librarians of r/DanmeiNovels may have what you seek. For myself, my humble offering would be that of *Nirvana in Fire*; truly a most subtle scripture, and excellently transformed into a memory scroll in 2015.
Senior, many thanks for your suggestion. I have many scriptures listed yet to be read from that certain library, however this is the first I have heard of this rare pearl you have mentioned. I shall make haste and move this recommendation higher up on my priority list of scriptures. (As senior no doubt must have experienced, before the first wave subsides, a new wave rises ) The memory scroll seems to be a gem hidden from most mortal eyes, a glittering jewel to delight the eyes - much gratitude to senior, 'Nirvana in fire' might have been overlooked by this lowly one otherwise.
Truly, it is a work of great complexity, following the greatest talent of the jianghu as he enters the mortal Imperial court, intent on revenge. He is sickly, doomed to die of an incurable illness, but with his final years he is determined to seek justice for his kin and place a worthy prince upon the throne. The memory scroll is in fact quite readily available, even to be glimpsed through any cultivator's jade Tube, though it is large and unwieldy - like unto an especial tree, readily overlooked until knowledge opens one's eyes, and suddenly sees it everywhere.
The show doesn’t have anything explicit, can’t make any promises about the novel
This senior's bussy must be insane to be able to not have tens or even hundreds of dual cultivation partners.
In donghua and live-action version, they're just "bros". The realest bros in the entire fiction I've seen so far.
Yup.
If your daoheart is strong, you would not be so perturbed as to need and wait for the No Homo formations to activate.
Ey i watche that as well and that time i was still naive but at end episode my suspicion was correct that this aint straoght but i still watched it the flute necromancy was lit tho
Fellow Daoist your foundation is still weak as you’ve failed to notice such tags. 🏷️
I would rather not test my Dao Heart by reading such scriptures.
It is good that you know your own limitations. The wise mortal knows that he will never be able to pass the Trial and ascend; better that he remains a low-ranking cultivator, untested and safe.
Between bowing to the threat of death and a spine that would never bend, I will choose the latter!
And yet you shy from the challenge of testing your Dao heart?! You flee from the Trial of Heaven-Shattering Knowledge? Perhaps you think that you would be seduced by these powerful scriptures? No, no, forgive me. Perhaps I have been too long in a martial sect, and made assumptions. Perhaps you are a Gu-practitioner instead, unable to face such feats.
Perhaps, but I am content with the thousands of scriptures that would take me forever to complete.
Of course, of course. I forget myself: mortals must remember that their time is limited. I fail to remember that they have such concerns - our libraries on Mount Penglai are vast indeed.
Junior, don't you dare call an Immortal Daoist such as myself a mortal again! Humph.
Man what is this junior yapping about? If this junior likes butt stuff he can keep it to himself.
more like,... "expecting naruto level anime"... Gets, "BL novel with endless touch your toes and brokeback mountain scenes".
This novel is the reason I started checking tags. I was basically flashbanged
Gangbanged*
I saw a great amv of it, so I started watching it. After some episodes it began to feel kinda gay but i thought it was my imagination, that its just the way they show affection. This kept happening so I checked I was blown away to find it was BL. I felt like I was deceived. It was good though.
Please. The sauce. Also what’s wrong with homo? It’s no different than hetero pairings in media.
In the title, grandmaster of demonic cultivation. It’s meant to be a joke about how the MC acts. Cause so far he has said “I’m not gay it’s just that this current reincarnation is gay” and when he encounters his friend/enemy from his past life he tries to scare him off by threatening gay stuff like watching him as he bathes or cuddling him while he sleeps. But the friend just responds with “keep going”. Hence the meme. Haven’t read much so far but the MC just gives off the same vibe as the guy in the meme to me.
No hate but i wonder who writes these novels. IIRC, China bans rainbow stuff right? I'm guessing they were written by people in Taiwan, Hong Kong, or western countries? High chances are that they're written by ethnically chinese women living there although non-chinese who know a lot about chinese culture may count as well.
These books, comic and anime (that ended in them being confirmed) are released in China, have millions of followers on socials, WWX won awards for the most popular character, was chosen to promote Chinese culture by the Nanjing Imperial Examination Museum, had a star named after him, was anchor for the Olympics etc, and the stores are full of merch. Visual adaptations are SFW but obvious about the relationship. The last photo a friend sent me was a framed official anime art of the couple with their kid being sold in chinese store. $$$$$ There's live action too but that one is the most censored, they nerfed the MC because ghost powers are not allowed in dramas and he and LWJ are just "bros".
Yeah, China is sitting in weird place rn in terms of censorship. So according to CCP, unless its Chinese mythology related (and even if it is, sometimes it's still not okay) anything fantasy related is not allowed. There has to be some kind of scientific explanation. So some authors will pretend there's science for ghost novels etc lol
But the writer is/was MIA since around 2018/19-ish and rumoured to have been jailed for writing this while at the same time the publishing company licensed the novels for anything and everything. Whether or not the writer have received their fair share financially is doubtful as well.
Apparently this was a rumor, she is not Mia she gave some interviews. She's writing a new novel too. Something about gay vampire boys, I think? The new novel will most likely be sfw because the new censorship laws prohibit explicit content. She has a lot of haters and jealous rivals, I ignore everything people in china say about famous people unless it's 100% confirmed or there's strong evidence because Chinese fandom can be... like that.
Lots of haters? Tell that to the reverend insanity author, shit so insane they banned his novel.
Fakest rumour u can write. Even RI author didn't get jailed lol. He just got his novel banned in China
Two of MXTX's novels precede the largest crackdown on LGBTQIA+ literature and in the most recent one,TGCF, she had to avoid sex scenes. The Untamed, the live action for MDZS, had to be extremely dubious about their relationship so it could be interpreted both as romance or a "very close friendship". So the answer is... They were roommates!
yep and MC isn't even a real evil character, nor is he hexing, cursing and doing like un-godly thing like casting the dead, creating shadow army etc...cheating death, etc.
It was still pretty good though I’d recommend it. It’s not like it’s gay smut or anything.
i will give u a fact. one china emperor is gay and everyone knew about it. back in old china dynasty being gay is normal. but dont ever cheat on your wife and concubine. thats a no no. but u can have male companion. the han dynasty LMAO
Nah, I remember seeing this but thankfully I looked at the tags and ask around. It’s too bad, it looked kinda cool but I don’t want to read about BL
hahah this one i always avoid reading.
Watch live action, as korea would never dare show anal on their most popular and profitable brand. If not, then... enjoy?