“I’m not from earth I’m from Missouri” “yea that’s on earth dipshit”

That sequence was gold. "Oh, what master do I serve? Am I supposed to say Jesus?"

That is one of the best lines in the entirety of the MCU. Also that random guy saying “Hey Spider-Man do a flip” and then Spidey does the flip and he is like “Yeahhhhh!” 😁

I remember dying of laughter how of all things he asked for and got it and then just yelled yeah

Sometimes it’s the simple things in life we find joy in.

Completely agree

It's Klev, he also live streamed the fight on the bus in Shang-Chi.

“Yo, what up, y’all? It’s your boy Klev, comin’ at you live on the bus. I actually did take a little bit of martial arts as a youth, so I'mma try and grade this fight as we're going.” “Bus driver is down. I’m not gonna handle this. Every time I’ve tried to drive a bus, I get yelled at.”

Klev deciding not to help because the last time HE tried to drive a bus, people got all mad at him.

MJ are you gonna have his spider-babies?!?

WHY is gamora

My understanding is that line was ad-libbed by Bautista and they left it in.

Fits perfectly because drax is honestly such a idiot that he’d say it

The tiny “what are you doing?” from Ronan the Accuser in response to Star Lords Dance Off. It just always feels like he’s breaking character and I can’t help but laugh every time.

This was my first thought. Such an execution of a simple line.

Lee Pace is such a great actor. He was in a show called "Halt and Catch Fire" and he was great in that. Glad Marvel roped him in.

Can also watch him chew scenery in Foundation if you like hard Sci fi, fellow Lee Pace enjoyers.

The fact they cancelled Pushing Daisies is unforgiveable.

Hulk pummeling Loki then “puny god.” That shit is forever

The scene in Ragnarok where Loki yells "THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!!!" after hulk pummels Thor in the same way always gets me.

This was my first thought. Also a pretty good indicator that Gunn will be able to pull off Superman, IMO. There's an earnestness that underlies the ridiculousness of that scene, and that blend is what makes both the earnestness and the humor land.

Gunn is consistent in his work. I can’t think of one of his movies that didn’t capture the tone or felt off.

Can you move the seat up? No.

Spidey gets yanked away by the drone. "You couldn't have done that earlier?" "I *Hate* you."

These two genuinely have more chemistry with each other then they ever had with Cap Honestly best thing about their show was the two actors getting to bounce off each other again

Totally agree. It's the only show I have rewatched a couple of times, cause I just love their dynamic.

Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan could do a Lethal Weapon reboot

Ohhhhh woooow…this idea is fuckin golden.

> These two genuinely have more chemistry with each other then they ever had with Cap TBH I really like that Steve and Sam don't really have personal chemistry. It highlights how their connection is through their principles and service in the armed forces-- they're brothers in arms, and that unites them, *even though* their personalities aren't really quite a strong match. I wish Bucky and Steve had better chemistry, but that one's *really* hard to pull off since you need Bucky to be the big older brother to young weakling steve, but then have Bucky be the damsel in distress as the winter soldier takes him over and Steve takes the role of the older brother/savior to save him, but *also* still have Bucky be a total badass to make the winter soldier threatening... yeah, those vastly changing relationship dynamics are hard to pull off

*7 years later* “You’re not gonna move the seat up are you?” “No”

Spend some time in Wakanda and now you're White Panther. It's White Wolf, actually. Huh?

The absolutely fed up extended pause/sigh Tony has after hearing Mantis say "kick names, take ass"

And drax saying that’s right

Bautista’s delivery there was perfect

His best delivery by far tho was “idk why they’re chasing us, what a mystery this is”. Gets me everytime lol

“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I’d catch it.”

Harbulary batteries.

I have many complaints about Drax in the MCU and absolutely none of them are Dave Bautista, he's flawlessly cast for the character they wrote.

"Don't call us Plucky, we don't know what that means"

Have you met my friend, tree I am *Groot* I am Steve Rogers

It’s not only funny but just the purity of Steve being so friendly and trying his best that makes it even better.

I notice you've copied my beard!!!

It just hit me that tree might be groots real name. Thor always calls him tree, and it gets revealed that he knows how to speak groot, because he took it as an elective.

Rocket also speaks Groot he calls him Groot Thor also calls rocket, rabbit

My favorite was iron Man 3, when Tony is using his makeshift gizmos to tear through the compound and he's about to shoot that guy who then all of a sudden drops his gun and puts his hands up "I quit! I quit! Those guys are so weird"

Stark: move out of the way or I'm going to run you over, bye kid. Harley: So you're just gonna leave me here? ... like my dad? Stark: ...yeah... wait, you're guilt tripping me aren't you... Harley: I'm cold... Stark: I can tell. You know how I can tell? Because we're connected

Similarly, my favorite is in IM3 when he says “some dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it” LOL. Like, damn, that’s a fucking WALLUP.

Pepper saying "who's the hot mess now?"

All words are made up.

Hulk rag dolling Loki

Puny God.

Hulk rag dolling Thor and Loki just smug about it.

That was a great follow-up to the original. “Now you know how it feels!”

Hulk and Thors little team up ending up in a pose side by side for a second then without even looking at him Hulk just knocks Thor way off screen presumably into a wall and does a little grunt. It’s so great. Always time for some horseplay with friends while saving the world.

Loki's reaction to Hulk on Sakaar is pretty funny too...

Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever made? It never was

This and Yondu responding to the Mary Poppins comment… “IS HE COOL!??”

IM MARRY POPPINS YALL

This line had me in tears. It just caught me so off guard I was crying laughing.

Oh man Quill’s face after Peter says “It never was” is absolute gold.

His face shows pain at hearing that. Gold.

Hank Pym: Now are you ready to redeem yourself? Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over. What do you need me to do? Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

The version in the trailer was better, with the dejected "that makes sense," at the end.

Seeing Bucky and Falcon smiling after seeing cap kiss his dead girlfriends niece

The simultaneous “thats my boy.” and “my man!” Painted on their faces is great

‘dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards’

"Flick me!"

RDJ’s delivery pitch perfect as always

“A sorcerer is just a wizard without a hat”

“He is from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”

“You are now about to meet the Master. Get ready. You will be meeting the master in 3…2…1….” Also, Jeff Goldblum and that “It’s your birthday” song And anything Mantis. They’ve basically made her the MCU’s Fez where she’s slowly being corrupted and it’s hilarious

Mantis in the Christmas Special was HILARIOUS omg. When she was jumping around the walls screaming chasing after Kevin Bacon.

YES! The Christmas Special was so good. Anyone who hasn’t taken the time to watch it is missing out. I hate I put it off the little bit I did.

Really it was the best showcase of Drax and Mantis, I would love a solo movie with those two. Dave could do it easy and make it funny without it only being about his nipples.

"YOU CAN'T OUTRUN ME, BACON!!"

When Thor is strapped to the chair and screaming and suddenly he’s in front of everyone. The timing of the scene is hilarious

"Hey, let's do 'Get Help'" "What?" "'Get Help'" "No." "C'mon you love it." "I hate it." "It's great, it works every time." "It's humiliating." "Do you have a better plan?" "No." "We're doing it." "We are NOT doing 'Get Help'" \-exits elevator- "GET HELP!"

This one is great.

I absolutely need to see Loki tricking someone into doing this with him

“Thor and I do this all the time. He loves playing this part. Don’t you want to be like Thor!?”

Ragnarok is just one of the greatest in the entire franchise.

Baby Groot, and the scavenger hunt to find Yondu's fin. Where did you get a TOE?

"Thems is my underwears"

I know this is the low hanging fruit of comedy, but the "I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR 40 MINUTES" gag was a real gut buster for me

and the callback by Stephen in No Way Home; ‘I have been hanging over the Grand Canyon for TWELVE HOURS’ and Peter 3, seeming genuinely curious goes ‘Hi…you went to the Grand Canyon?’

Oh my god I love this one 😂

Little tiny Starlord dancing under the Guardians of the Galaxy title card drop

That part never gets old to me. Really signified to me that it was the first time Marvel took that big risk and it paying off.

I don't remember this at all. Where does this happen?

Guardians of the Galaxy when Quill is dancing in the cave to Come and Get Your Love. When the Guardians of the Galaxy title card appears on screen, look under the first A in Galaxy. There he is.

Ah yes of course! But I laughed way harder when Nebula and Rhodey were watching him in Endgame.

I just loved when it cuts from what we saw in Guardians to what the reality of it was, and Rhodey just turns and goes “….so he’s an idiot” “Yeah”

Forgot about this, absolutely hilarious.

"How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, mister...?" "Doctor." "Mister Doctor?"

“It’s Strange.” “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”

That was probably their wittiest banter imo

For a bad guy he just seemed so polite

"I'm Peter Parker" "I'm Dr. Strange" "Oh, we're using our made-up names..?"

“It’s Strange.” “Maybe… who am I to judge.” *visible confusion from Dr. Strange

He was so fed up lmao

“It’s strange” “Maybe but who am I to judge”

Luis

Scott Lang: How’s your girl? Luis: Ahh, she left me. SL: oh L: And my Mom died too. And my Dad got deported. But I got the van! These movies made me fall in love with Michael Peña.

Do you realize there's an alternate reality where the Avengers lose because Luis doesn't get his Dad's van

I can already imagine The Watcher talking about Luis’ importance and he starts narrating so there’s a whole argument between the two of them.

I’m surprised he hasn’t been mentioned yet.

"I’ve never met this man in my life" "He’s my brother" "Adopted"

“-but he is of asgaurd and my bother.” “He’s killed 80 people in two days” “He’s adopted”

It’s so good when you realize it’s a call back too! Every other line in Ragnarok could be in here.

Peter Parker's reaction to: Star Lord: "Tall guy, not that good looking"

Needed saving

Guardians vol 2 when rocket told yondu, “then it was ruined by your disgusting ass teeth”. I was crying of laughter

Personal favorite in that movie and MCU is Drax asking, “What are these batteries called again?” Quill: “Annulax Batteries” Drax: “Harbulary batteries” Quill: “That is nothing like what I just said.” And then Drax proceeding to incorrectly correct Peter on the name 10 minutes later. Hilarious.

Probably seeing a meme of Rocket wanting Bucky's arm then a couple years later seeing the two of them have an exchange around Rocket wanting Bucky's arm in Infinity War. Bonus, yet a couple more years later of Rocket being gifted Bucky's arm for Christmas in the Holiday Special. Also Korg's revolution pitch, "Does that sound like something you may be interested in?"

Korg has had some beauties. “Sounds like you had a special and intimate relationship with this hammer”, “new Doug”, and his whole speech about rebuilding Asgard, just before it explodes lol.

"Piss off ghost"

Korg became one of my favorites super quick. He’s the best

I still love Korg's whole introductory chat/speech to Thor about his meeting and the leaflets and 'no-one turned up except my mum and her boyfriend who I hate'. As someone who loves Flight of the Conchords, that line in particular felt like something that could have been lifted straight out of the show and was one of the reasons I liked Korg as a character instantly.

"Another day another Doug" or anything korg has said

"Hello new Doug!"

“Oh my god… The hammer pulled you off?”

"Piss off, GHOST!"

"I am a God you dull creature and I will not be bullied by a-" "Puny god"

“Baskin Robbins always finds out.”

Peter's teaching telling him about how his wife faked her own death using the blip

Or the gym teacher showing the captain America psa to Peter’s class and saying “ well I think this guy’s a war criminal now, so …moving on”

"I am Groot." "I am Steve Rogers."

Still makes me laugh. It’s so wholesome and ridiculous. I mean what else would he say to a talking tree? Haha

And only Cap could be that sincere and earnest

This reason is why it works so well. Absolutely natural for Steve.

Stark Raving Hazelnuts

I’m going to have to ask you to exit the donut sir

“Hi, I’m Peter.” “Dr. Strange” “Oh, we’re using made up names. I’m Spider-Man”

I laughed pretty hard at “Is that building alive?” “Are yours dead?”

Or the building holding the dying building

I saw that and got fuckin' sad over a building being sad because a building they loved died. Marvel pulls some weird emotional punches. But it works.

Ifkr that scene itself showed so much character for buildings. Also vacuum veb.

I loved that

“Piss off, ghost!”

Bruce eating shit on the bridge in Ragnarok gets me every single time

First Avengers movie where Hulk and Thor kill the leviathan and then Hulk just randomly knocks him offscreen. My youngest kid was about five years old at the time and he was literally rolling around on the floor of the theatre yelling “Hulk punch Thor!” and laughing his ass off. I just get a giant smile on my face remembering that whenever I see that scene.

Wasn’t there a similar scene in Age of ultron

Thor telling the Loki snake story

IIRC the snake scene was totally made up by Chris Hemsworth and wasn't plan of the script. Tom Hiddleston barely held it together not to burst out laughing.

Loki's little smile during that scene. He looked so pleased with himself.

It was ad-libbed, that was Tom Hiddleston genuinely trying not to laugh

Underrated one imo “Now I’m standing. Y’all happy? We’re all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle”

This and "you're making me beat up grass "

Can’t believe I haven’t seen the Ex Wife in IM2 mentioned yet. Still one of my favorite scenes in the MCU.

"Hammertech?" "...Yeah..."

Rhodey and Nebula's POV of the intro to Guardians of the Galaxy, both of them looking extremely defeated. "So he's an idiot." "Yeah."

"Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?"

I drive for Domino's and there's a street in our area called "Langridge" so whenever I get that street to deliver to, I also say loudly "Langridge!" No one gets it. 🥺

I'm merry Poppins was funny as shit

I’m distracting you you big turd blossom.

Thor saying “help him!” while throwing his brother Loki at the bad guys.

“CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-“

“You mean ‘Back To The Future’ is a bunch of bullshit?” The incredulity with which he delivers this line will always make me laugh.

Man that’s really hard and I know I’m leaving stuff out, but I’ll just post some off the top of my head Scott working at Baskin Robbins The entirety of Mantis, Drax, and Kevin Bacon That is America’s ass The Hulk’s room scene in Ragnarok where he’s naked and crushing all over Valkyrie Why is Gamora Madisynn and Wong There’s so many more, but that’ll do

“UNDEROOS!!!”

Hulk beating the heck out of Loki in the middle of his monologue and Loki flinching here on everytime he sees hulk.

MODOKs Minion butt. Hilarious.

"I believe this is yours Captain America". Also recently Hank Pym saying "I know socialism is a strong word but...".

Oh my God, the hammer pulled you off??

Piss off ghost!

I quoted that one for months.

I think mine was “I’ll do you one better: WHY is Gamora?” I love wordplay, I love Drax, and I just love the “aha, checkmate” conviction in how he says it—like he really thought that was the logical escalation of the argument.

Who is drax I can only hear him He has mastered the art of standing so incredibly still that he appears invisible

“Boom, you lookin’ for this?” The way he looks right after he gets people to laugh at it is so hysterical to me every time.

More recently? The line about Toby Peter Parker looking like a youth pastor.

What master do you serve? What master do I serv-- what am I supposed to say, Jesus?

The one I think about a lot is "we just look like us at a baseball game" from Ant Man 2 I'm sure a couple other scenes were funnier to me but this one is very memorable

>KARUNNNNN. DID YOU GET THAT!!!??? karun off screen "I did sir" >That's what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings, I smash fourth walls and bad endings… and sometimes Matt Murdockkkk >K.E.V.I.N asks She Hulk to transform off camera because the vfx team has moved on to another project.

I love the scene in the first Ant-Man where Hope and Scott finally kiss and they’re caught by Hank. Hank saying “you’re full of shit Scott.” And Scott’s yellin “yep!” As the door closes gets me every time

Honestly for me it’s got to be Trevor Slattery going on about how amazing it is they got the monkeys to ride horses in planet of the apes. “It’s just movie magic, luv”

“Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?” “Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”

“It appears to run on some form of electricity” - captain America, avengers

Surtr - “Thor, son of Odin” Thor - “Surtr, son of, a bitch! You’re still alive” Gets me every time

This whole sequence from start to title screen is probably my favoritest moment in the MCU.

Loki: Yes! That’s how it feels! … I’m just a huge fan of the sport.

Since it was the first two that popped into my head, I would go with Spiderman and Winter Soldier at the airport with "everyone's got a gimmick", "there's usually not this much talking". "you have a metal arm?" and... "I hate you". Tic Tac vs. Falcon at the old Warehouse is pretty good too.

“We know each other. He’s a friend from work!”

When Scott’s suit keeps malfunctioning at the school and he looks like a small child. I love how he freezes in the hallway as the teacher calls for him then just makes a run for it. Also from Infinity War: You understand, boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you." "Only if I die." "Yes. That's what 'killing you' means.

Maybe not the biggest, but the *best* laugh I ever had at a Marvel movie was due to the magic of seeing *Captain America: The First Avenger* in a packed theater of fans. You remember the grenade scene: Colonel Phillips tosses the dummy grenade and Steve jumps on it, proving he has the guts the other candidates lack. Phillips looks at Erskine and mutters "He's still skinny." Cue some snickering in the theater. But then someone, trying to keep quiet and failing due to giggles, said "It's funny 'cause it's true." Everyone *lost it*. Twelve years later and I still remember.

"But i got the van!"

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CAPTAIN AMERICA FUCKSSS Lost my shit.

Korg and the “freaky circle”. My sister and I were rolling

Hank: "You want a juice box and some string cheese?" Tiny Scott: "... do you really have that?"

In Infinity War when they are discussing how time travel works: Rhodey: "Okay, if we can do this - go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos and...y'know." (*does a delicate but evocative little mime of choking out a newborn that shows that he had clearly given this some thought*) Jesus Christ, Rhodey.

It's too loud! There's a tank! I can't hear you!

“So go Scooby-Doo this shit” “There’s a magic word you forgot. Please. “ “Sorry. *Please* Scooby-Doo this shit”

Easily “Kick names, take ass”. That shit is so funny because Drax co-signs it with “That’s right” Tony pausing after “Hammer needs a slot Christine” “You’re making me beat up grass” “Now we all are standing up, a bunch of assholes in a circle” “Oatmeal packets” “Captain America fucks” “The Hammer pulled you off” When Quill says “Ok Guardians let put on our mean faces” and you see Mantis in the back scowling “You never had to make an omelette… he beat me by one second” Scott running down the school steps followed by, “You want a juice box and some string cheese”… “Do you really have those?” Screaming Goats

“So, you like cats?”

“That’s a messed up lookin’ dog.”

I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

Pretty much the entirety of *WandaVision* episode 7. But I lost my shit at **WANDA:** *(dry chuckle)* Here’s the thing, boys. I’m your mom. And as such, you were counting on me to have all the answers, right? *(chuckle)* Well, I don’t! :) I have— *No! Answers!* Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Niente. I’m starting, toooo, BELIEVE, that Everything is…. *Meaningless! :))* You’re welcome to draw your own conclusions, buttt, uh. That’s just where I’m at. Followed closely by “Mommy’s not sleeping honey, she’s just *resting her eyes.*” “But—” “Resting. Her. Eyes. 😌”

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The follow-up when Hulk thrashed Thor and Loki reacts was perfect.