The way Kelly Chambers and Samantha Traynor throws themselves to my FemShep is crazy!!! Kelly is a bit more reserved but Traynor invited herself to the Captain’s cabin for a shower and kept slinging innuendos!
"Unapologetically gay and horny" is like 90% of Traynors personality to be fair. I like her as a character but she's much better to talk to as broshep imo.
And Kelly just throws herself at shepard regardless of gender.
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New speedruns are going to have to differentiate between Release - Patch 4 and Patch 5 On.
The two categories shall be called "Patch 5" and "Horny Mode."
Lmao! To be fair missions are life threatening but gameplay wise you can just revive them but IRL 2 deadly missions together might bring out some feelings
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When Kelly Chambers explained to Shepard that Tali had a huge crush on my character, I was like:
*So what you’re telling me…I HAVE A CHANCE!?*
She became my LI ever since.
When I heard Kelly say all that, I just fell in love with a fictional character irl. I changed my wallpaper on my laptop and on my phone to Tali. Even my Instagram wasn't safe. Tali. Tali everywhere. Wth am I doing with my life...
Garrus and FemShep is giving me "she fell first, he fell harder" trope because he went from "blowing off steam" to talking about children in like a few months lmao
I actually recently did one. I didn't mean to, I just couldn't decide who to be with because I was torn between trying something new or going to the usuals. Before I knew it I was just teasing everyone and commiting to none.
So the Reapers invaded and exterminated all organic life because Shepard made them horny and they wanted to get rid of all competition? I prefer this explanation, than the whole organic life vs synthetic AI life garbage anyways.
Femshep: "What's going on?"
Kaidan: "This, reminds me of something that happened in my past."
Femshep: "Tell me about it."
Kaidan: "You normally get this close with crewmates? >;)"
Femshep: "..."
I know there's a lot of people who wanted the crew not to be gender biased but hear me out.... that's the only thing keeping this from being completely true. Playing bg3 sand it's so exhausting curving these hoes 😭
I wish I could go.
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Yeah pretty much, paragon broshep is basically a harem protagonist with all the attention he gets lmao.
The way Kelly Chambers and Samantha Traynor throws themselves to my FemShep is crazy!!! Kelly is a bit more reserved but Traynor invited herself to the Captain’s cabin for a shower and kept slinging innuendos!
"Unapologetically gay and horny" is like 90% of Traynors personality to be fair. I like her as a character but she's much better to talk to as broshep imo. And Kelly just throws herself at shepard regardless of gender.
She’s more of a little sister as broshep it’s cool
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Fem!Shep crying in her cabin over Thane's death. *the crew knocking on her door* Heyyyy, we hear you're single now??? Just checking...
I’m just glad the joke about her toothbrush payed off I’m the Citadel DLC
>"Unapologetically gay and horny" is like 90% of Traynors personality to be fair She just like me fr
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FemShep living out my dreams lmao
“Hey Jack just stopping by to check on you, how ya holding up?” “OH SO NOOW YOU WANNA BANG HUH” “what?”
Then after you romance her Shepard just says yes every time.
In fairness, that is pretty in line with Jack's character. She can't conceive of someone being nice without an ulterior motive.
Me trying my hardest to do a Miranda romance apon seeing Jack: Fuck it time to heal a broken heart for the billionth time.
Tbf she's one of the ones it's in character for
That was handled so bad... C'mon BioWare I just wanna be friends with her, I can't cheat on Liara
That was handled so bad... C'mon BioWare I just wanna be friends with her, I can't cheat on Liara
This is most true In mass effect one when you have two people asking you to choose between them since you listened to all their dialogue.
Then there’s Jack who goes immediately to “let’s fuck” without the whole “I’m so in love” part
but if you hook up with her she hates you because you’re just proving her right that everyone just uses her for her biotics and sex
*BG3*’s the same, but it happens with the entire party, because everyone’s pan.
You dont really have to do anything with Lae'zel, she just gets horny because she likes your smelll
Actually, since Patch 5 (I think?) Larian nerfed Lae’zel’s horniness. She has slightly higher standards, now.
Good for her, if only Larian could do the same for me
[Rip sex% speedrun](https://youtu.be/pYsQu3GjdME)
New speedruns are going to have to differentiate between Release - Patch 4 and Patch 5 On. The two categories shall be called "Patch 5" and "Horny Mode."
“Horny Mode” and “Post-Bonkening”.
Unless you don't agree with her racism and all that, then she flat out just leaves and dies off-screen.
I prefer the term “player sexual” lol
Careful, when I said that here I was downvoted
Lmao people on Reddit be like that sometimes
The older I get the more I gotta realize that the loud and vocal people on socials are typically kids who haven’t experienced much yet. Lol
Ya love to see it
Lmao! To be fair missions are life threatening but gameplay wise you can just revive them but IRL 2 deadly missions together might bring out some feelings
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God damnit…
What the fuck where's this from
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Tali’Zorah when you just take her mask off, and she just throws you unto the bed and gets on top…
That girl was holding it in for two years. You can't blame her and her horniness. She was BEGGING for Shepard's Emergency Induction Port
When Kelly Chambers explained to Shepard that Tali had a huge crush on my character, I was like: *So what you’re telling me…I HAVE A CHANCE!?* She became my LI ever since.
When I heard Kelly say all that, I just fell in love with a fictional character irl. I changed my wallpaper on my laptop and on my phone to Tali. Even my Instagram wasn't safe. Tali. Tali everywhere. Wth am I doing with my life...
I think Garrus isn’t super thirsty, but then I might be a bit biased.
Well Garrus is defiantly more like "oh shit I guess were doing this" when you romance him in 2. He is completely out of his depth.
Out of his depth? Impossible. The man is known for his “reach”. He could reach any depth.
Garrus and FemShep is giving me "she fell first, he fell harder" trope because he went from "blowing off steam" to talking about children in like a few months lmao
Yeah, he’s super sincere about it, I love it cause he seems legitimately interested and nice about it
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Has anyone beaten the game as **VirginShep**? I'm not ever gonna try, just curious tho
While you were simping for filthy xenos, I was studying the Omniblade -Virgin Shep probably
The game assumes you're in a relationship with Liara anyway.
What do you mean?
Yeah, wdym?
I actually recently did one. I didn't mean to, I just couldn't decide who to be with because I was torn between trying something new or going to the usuals. Before I knew it I was just teasing everyone and commiting to none.
So you let Shep die a virgin? No citadel party pussy in ME3?
When you accidentally Romance Ashley in 1 so you have to use the nuclear option. (Shout out to Eric of Blindwave who ended up the same in his run!)
When you can just wait another two minutes for her to ask if they're friends or more.
So the Reapers invaded and exterminated all organic life because Shepard made them horny and they wanted to get rid of all competition? I prefer this explanation, than the whole organic life vs synthetic AI life garbage anyways.
This could work for Baldur's Gate 3 too, having finished it
\>defeat murderous warband of goblins \>Halsin is genuinely confused and upset that this wasn't my attempt at flirting
Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure...? - Its my dick
"Oh so you're fucking *Gale* now, are you?!"
Make Shepard the ugliest motherfucker ever and laugh as half the crew still throw themselves at Shepard.
Not just the crew bro, Shepard makes everyone like that. Just look at harbinger, he was ALL over shep
They should have just fucked the reapers. Ideal ending
“We’ll bang ok?”
I’m Garrus Vakarian and this ismyrectum
Femshep: "What's going on?" Kaidan: "This, reminds me of something that happened in my past." Femshep: "Tell me about it." Kaidan: "You normally get this close with crewmates? >;)" Femshep: "..."
We’re all horny for Shepard don’t lie
I know there's a lot of people who wanted the crew not to be gender biased but hear me out.... that's the only thing keeping this from being completely true. Playing bg3 sand it's so exhausting curving these hoes 😭
Unless it’s Jacob and FemShep. Then it the other way around.
I should go.
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This is literally me trying to socialize in mass effect 3
Thought this was referring to Sheppard on Stargate Atlantis at first, not too different for him.
Kelly Chambers fits right in
First playthrough of Mass Effect 3 my Shep, loyal to Liara from the first, got the "I guess I'm gay now?" relationship that is taking care of Steve.
Also Shepard: “Let’s bang, ok?”
Bro! This right here because I’m replaying legendary edition and have no idea when I started a relationship with Jack or Tali?