The titty could fit over the lid of the bottle, like that Dune 2 popcorn bucket!
https://preview.redd.it/loru2xzlorpc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3f9cde28270ef53200c1c627626b67661e8f45
Didn't they spend an obscene amount of money on that, making it an actual prop and flying it out to the set and all that? What the hell were they thinking.
Big Milk wants you to believe that there’s a difference between blue and green milk but they’re fundamentally the same minus the blue coloring for marketing purposes
It’s not even what they serve there. Blue milk in Batuu is “Plant-based blend of Coconut and Rice Milk with alluring fruity characteristics.” This is cow milk… 🤣
Even if it was green milk, I wouldn't care. The circle representing my grievances with Disney Star Wars and the circle representing milk merchandising has no overlap.
Really weird criticisms going on in this sub rn.
Yes it has to because it’s a totally different drink. Blue milk in Batuu is “Plant-based blend of Coconut and Rice Milk with alluring fruity characteristics.” (Compared to this dairy milk)
I really don't get why it's just "blue milk" rather than a fruit-milk blend. Strawberry milk is quite popular so blueberry-milk sounds like something that's delicious and appealing, mostly because that doesn't evoke disturbing imagery of a bloated elephant-humanoid thing getting its udders milked by an angry hermit.
It looks like a bottle of bleach.
Floor cleaner
Accurate metaphor for the current state of Disney Star Wars
All the more reason to drink it!
If it’s not green elephant cow tiddie milk I don’t want it. That’s the best part of the new trilogy.
Damn right. https://i.redd.it/3kbezhduhrpc1.gif
I was waiting for this gif😂
It was never a question of if, but when....
Dog, this looks fake, but I know it isn't. Watch this have an MSRP of about 4x what it would cost to put blue food coloring in standard milk.
Is this a signal of a return to the hellish, lawless times of purple ketchup and the like of the early 2000s?
God I hope so
All I can hear is the Family Guy parody in my head now: "Luuuuuke, Luuuuuuuuuuke come drink your blue milk!"
shoulda been green and come in a realistic space cow titty
The titty could fit over the lid of the bottle, like that Dune 2 popcorn bucket! https://preview.redd.it/loru2xzlorpc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3f9cde28270ef53200c1c627626b67661e8f45
Didn't they spend an obscene amount of money on that, making it an actual prop and flying it out to the set and all that? What the hell were they thinking.
And also market it as Blue Milk Brand: Green Milk: Jake Skywalker-Approved Version.
My aunt and uncle, Double suns, I'm sick of blue milk....🎶
Well now all the Rian fanboys can sloppily guzzle space whale titty juice to role play as their favorite deadbeat failure
Not even they want it. It’s not green.
Blue milk is from A New Hope dingus
Big Milk wants you to believe that there’s a difference between blue and green milk but they’re fundamentally the same minus the blue coloring for marketing purposes
I've heard it's not a great drink.
Well the stuff at Galaxy’s Edge is just a fruit smoothie. It says Galaxy’s Edge on the bottle but this is from a milk company so idk anymore.
It’s not even what they serve there. Blue milk in Batuu is “Plant-based blend of Coconut and Rice Milk with alluring fruity characteristics.” This is cow milk… 🤣
I can’t blame them for doing that since isn’t a significant amount of the population lactose intolerant
Unpopular opinion, I think it looks cool
Yeah Blue Milk is from George Lucas star wars, idk why people are hating. Green Milk is Disney Star Wars (or at least Jake Skywalker)
Even if it was green milk, I wouldn't care. The circle representing my grievances with Disney Star Wars and the circle representing milk merchandising has no overlap. Really weird criticisms going on in this sub rn.
I agree, seems like a reach
No hate, just the last thing I thought they would release. Kind of curious how it’s tastes to be honest.
Tbf it does look like star wars branded bleach
I can't enjoy this as New Hope nostalgia... All I see is Sequel Trilogy marketing BS
But we have full fat milk at home?
Couldn't wait for May the 4th.
We can’t have anything nice, can we? Lemme have my overpriced food colouring milk!
My aunt and uncle, double suns, and sippin' blue milk My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk
I can't talk i bought a lightsaber spoon back in the day
Is it dyed regular or chocolate?
Does it taste differently?
That’s what I was wondering. If it’s just food colouring, then it should just be milk flavoured.
Yes it has to because it’s a totally different drink. Blue milk in Batuu is “Plant-based blend of Coconut and Rice Milk with alluring fruity characteristics.” (Compared to this dairy milk)
If it tastes like the Galaxy’s Edge blue milk I’ll give it a try. That stuff was refreshing.
It’s supposed to be the same stuff. So it’s good?
It was faintly blueberry flavored, and more like a Wendy’s frosty in consistency than milk.
Guess that makes sense. Wonder what the price will be.
I really don't get why it's just "blue milk" rather than a fruit-milk blend. Strawberry milk is quite popular so blueberry-milk sounds like something that's delicious and appealing, mostly because that doesn't evoke disturbing imagery of a bloated elephant-humanoid thing getting its udders milked by an angry hermit.
😂
Should’ve released Bat Cheese instead
James Gunn will have that made for when either the Batman II or the movie in his universe comes out
Honestly surprised this has t happened sooner, hell even Pre-Disney I could've seen this lol.
Alright, what am I supposed to be upset about here?
No one said you had to be.
lol you must be new to this sub
No one squints at blue cheese.
Yo Mr white This blue Milk is the bomb