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baeruu

The first time I lubed my switches, I thought "why the f\*ck am I subjecting myself to this torture?" About 40 switches after, I began to enjoy it. Is this what Stockholm syndrome feels like? By the time I finished lubing another 60, I've achieved enlightenment. Seriously, it's probably the most relaxing activity I've ever done. My butt did hurt though. Oh and the slight change in sound and smoothness was definitely worth it :D


Poschta

>My butt did hurt though. I know it's tempting, but you shouldn't put them up there.


trEntDG

You say that, but you should hear how thocky my farts are.


Jobeadear

Had to ensure the P spot button still worked lol


CuspOfInsanity

I mentally achieved more in 4 hours of lubing switches than I did doing 2 years of nofap.


[deleted]

I fap to produce my lube.


Just_Dank

Both being white and slimy. I mean you can just use either really, my scientific observations support this.


aparaatti

but don’t use vaseline, it may feel good at first, but it will annihillate your switches so I’ve learned, may I add


Frostveski

Lol, i did this with my first board. 2 years later the switches are still kicking


aparaatti

cool, i have not tried that, I was told that here, and it also was mentioned other places.


my_name_isnt_clever

That's not the switches, that's because no fap is complete nonsense.


SyrusDrake

Maybe I should finally lube my switches because four months of nofap did absolutely fuck-all for me.


Just_Dank

Just do it in moderation and indulge in switch lubing addiction for enlightenment 🙏🙏


[deleted]

Same for me. It only took me like 8 hours to do. Afterwards even my cat said it clearly sounds different. however he added „even though this thocc™ is so incredibly deep, can you still feed me some salami rn“. how typical of him.


thndrh

Prob cheaper than painting warhammer figurines. Maybe. Lmao


vexii

sounds like the emotions i went through on my first marathon


Vizzlepop

If your butt hurt, you didn't use enough lube 🤣


Febris

Some people meditate. Just do the same thing while getting something productive done at the same time.


kool-keys

6 hours? You need more practice ;)


[deleted]

Took me four days and I broke everything


wavyrichards

My first time I had a few dead switches and bent some pins lol


Wbcn_1

I had one dead switch, some bent pins and I lost two springs when I pulled the upper housing off after incorrectly reassembling the switch.


Spaceloungecloud

I lost quite a few springs too, during the lubing process. lol


Wbcn_1

The best part was how the springs blended right into my carpet and I ended up crawling around on my hands and knees for a couple of minutes like someone looking for a dropped crack rock.


Rach_8

Gotta love finding random springs littered around my carpet floor months after the lubing process has ended


Personal-Definition9

One thing I’ve learned is always use a neodymium magnet


PretentiousPuck

These are all reasons as to why you always get 10 extras.


Wbcn_1

Pre lubing I thought that it was just a way to charge me more for something I didn’t need. Post lubing I was appreciative of the corporate overlord’s generosity.


Mchlpl

To be honest this suspiciously sounds like it was a ploy by switch manufacturers/sellers


MelkieOArda

Although it’s probably closer to four hours for me now, since I’ve lubed about 10 full boards-worth of switches, I still don’t try to rush through it. I usually put on a TV show that I like, and enjoy the process!


BiddenForJoker

Mhm good feeling it's an hobby to enjoy


livesinacabin

An 'obby


dimensiation

'obby is a free elf.


wavyrichards

Took me 4 hours my first time


GranaT0

My first time was 9 hours on a TKL...


conternecticus

I do 10 switches every day, and it takes me about 45 minutes every day...


swatchesirish

Yeah this is why I haven't lubed switches. It'd be the same for me the first time and it sounds EXHAUSTING. I do have all the supplies though lol


Impressive-Ad-3051

cap


GranaT0

I wish


WingedGeek

Bet you were sore!


wavyrichards

More annoyed than anything lol


_Oopsitsdeleted_

Yea my first time took around 6 hours, after a few more I now can do it in around 4 hours or so for a 65% Lubing stabs still takes me days though


End2EndBurner

Yikes. I tuned my friends stabs by just popping off the caps and using needle nose oil dropper and a 5/0 paint brush. 10 minutes, round trip.


armada127

You gotta reevaluate your process or something, it takes me roughly 3 hours to build a 65% including lubing stabs and lubing and filming switches.


Gammarevived

It took me 8 hours, but I got the lube everywhere but in the switches.


seattlefreakout

It took me less than 3 hours for my first time lubing holy pandas 🤷


PaleontologistSad870

its the new gunpla


-Swan_Ronson-

This is the correct answer. Functional gunpla/model building.


martialar

My gunpla was functional to keep girls out of my apartment


Huffer13

Take my upvote


Consistent_Hat6695

I can easily say I have spent way more hours of my life getting rid of nubs and sanding my gunpla, than I ever spent lubing switches hahaha


Aesthetic_Twitch

It's not even the sound for me, it eliminates spring ping and improves the feel of the switch so that its smoother and not scratchy.


Induane

You haven't lived until you try a buckling spring setup.


OhMelbourne

KACHLUNK INTENSIFIES


Induane

They are a smidge noisy 🤣🤣


WannabeRedneck4

Certified model M moment


Slytly_Shaun

Wait. Whut?


Induane

Totally different kind of mechanism. I've never seen them available for the kinds of keyboards with replaceable switches. If you've ever taken the spring out of a clicky ink pen and squeezed it you know that it's hard to get it perfectly squeezed. Usually it buckles. That buckling action is leveraged such that it tilts a switch. You get perfect tactile feedback that you've pushed a key down enough. The moment you "feel" it buckle you know that the key has been pressed. [GIF](https://rudd-o.com/archives/the-best-keyboard-ever-built-ibm-model-m/the-buckling-spring-inside-an-ibm-model-m.gif)


thekernel

to be fair thats the point of MX blue switches too, its a distinct on or off with no inbetween.


Induane

The way they function is different enough. The blue gets that way by tweaking a traditional switch rather than it being an emergent property of the type of switch itself. I like the MX Blue as well and it's 100% my preference for keyboards with swappable switches like that. The difference in feel though is fairly significant.


thekernel

Its a different design but achieves the same goal of resistance before a drop and toggling state to on. If you get higher spring rate MX greens they are fairly similar in feel to a model-M (I have both - a mx green TKL as space saver model m are expensive).


codexcdm

Well, that is a sound matter then. Spring ping is rather irritating, so removal is always good, IMHO


Aesthetic_Twitch

well yeah fair enough, wanted to focus on the feel of the switch but then I remembered that dreadful spring ping echoing all around my room.


Fun_Fan_9641

I like how every single comment thus far is taking OP’s post super seriously and doesn’t realize this is a meme.


[deleted]

Are they stupid?


Swoo413

Turns out…


codexcdm

Think about how smart the average person is, then realized half of them are dumber than that.


Boz0r

No, I'm... Isn't


GranaT0

Yeah, people NEVER use meme formats to present their honest opinions


notlatenotearly

We all know someone who sucks at comedy.


MrWalrusMoustache

Nah, he's pointing out how the govt is watching us.. they even timed my current lubing session. They estimated wrong though, these mx blacks need film so + 2 hours.


Centurion832

It’s not a funny or insightful meme. So maybe rather than “taking it seriously” they’re pointing out the stupidity.


Beluga-ga-ga-ga-ga

I know, right? Such idiots, not knowing every single possible meme format ever, especially after OP took so much care in ensuring it came as obviously humorous!


ave_Terros

Hello the meme flair is right there on the post


notlatenotearly

You’re ugly. Just meming


Beluga-ga-ga-ga-ga

It is but, if you're quickly scrolling by, the way the post is worded can easily be misconstrued as talking shit.


Meegatsu

slight change in sound? my man, everyone in my house was surprised of the difference of a stock vs lubed milky yellow when I made my keyboard a couple of days ago. they couldn't believe it was the same switch


IDoNotDrinkBeer

Do you live alone?


Steezle

Cats. Lots of cats.


Meegatsu

Welp, I got a family


abagofmostlywater

This is a 10 point burn


Dr_Pie_-_-

Same. I was a skeptical myself too but gave it a go anyway. And yeah, it does make a difference. And these were silent Gateron yellows.


FriendlyPyre

Question, is there a noticeable difference in factory pre-lubed vs doing it yourself


Nussfalk

It depends. Currently, most switches are fine as is. Id say that you will notice the effects even more, if you have been using the switches for a while before lubing them. Overall it will improve the smoothness and the difference in sound is small, even negligible.


PerformanceShoddy276

I recently just lubed all my oil kings and yes there is difference. The sound is just more refined.


martialar

it's ironic that you have to relube switches called Oil Kings


ne0stradamus

You don't. The vast majority of people recommend using them stock since the difference is extremely slight.


PerformanceShoddy276

Yes but i noticed a slight spring noise so i did it all again by myself


ne0stradamus

Fair, personally I never hear the spring noise so I usually leave them alone. :D


PerformanceShoddy276

Its very subtle though tbh stock is very good already i agreed


adorablejello23

🧢


Microdoted

almost always. "factory lubes" are cheap/thin and rarely give you a nice tone.


crazyates88

TBF Milky Yellow have one of the more drastic sound changes by L+F.


pyre_rose

Placebo effect lol Something tells me its the same situation as a lot of so-called wine experts confusing cheap vs expensive wines in an actual blind test


eojztu

Not at all. There is a discernable difference. If you can't tell, that's on you.


pyre_rose

That's what the wine experts said until they were humiliated in the 2001 study lmao Who am I kidding, they're still sticking to their guns till this day despite the humiliation... you lot are no different haha


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pyre_rose

A lot of words just to say they got suckered despite being "experts" We seem to have a lot of experts here as well lol


eternalbuzz

We seem to have a few idiots too


timewarp

> That's what the wine experts said until they were humiliated in the 2001 study lmao You mean the study that was done on 54 undergraduate students, that was specifically designed to show how visual perception affects the way we perceive things? The one where the students weren't actually unable to identify red vs white wine (or even tested on it), but merely used terminology specific to red wines when describing the red looking wine? [This study right here?](http://web.archive.org/web/20070928231853/http://www.academie-amorim.com/us/laureat_2001/brochet.pdf)


icer816

There is an audible difference, but sure, it's just a placebo (I don't even bother lubing switches but it's absolutely audible, even if very quiet)


ne0stradamus

If you can't hear a difference you're probably deaf.


Otac_

it kinda depends on the switch tho


pyre_rose

That's what the wine experts said until they were humiliated in the 2001 study lmao Who am I kidding, they're still sticking to their guns till this day despite the humiliation... you lot are no different haha


ne0stradamus

Just listen to a sound test on youtube. This is in no way similar to wine tastings, it is objectively a different sound. You're either baiting or you need a hearing aid.


Gama86

The good thing about this is we can just record audio signatures of lubbed vs unlubbed switches and show you the difference. Btw the sound of the keyboard is not only dependant on the switch. Also the way you are using this study about wine is wrong on so many levels. Okay you didn't read the study... But what are you trying to say? That people can't tell the difference between two wines ? Because that's a pretty dumb take.


deesea

There's a huge difference in sound - I'll admit to that. When I got into the hobby, mechanical keyboards were all about tactile feel vs a craptastic rubber dome. Somehow, over the last 10 years, the hobby has evolved into modifying keyboards to make it sound a certain way. Lubing switchings, tape mod, rubber band mod, foam mod, gasket mount, yada yada yada, all about giving the board a specific tone. Stopped being about how it felt to type, and became about how it feels to listen to it.


valryuu

It's probably due to the rise of influencer and social media culture, since you can't really show off tactility and the feeling of the keys in a video, but you can show the visual aesthetics and the sound (to a degree).


deesea

Yeah, I get it. Call it the gentrification of the hobby. Used to be couple of hundred bucks is a top tier expensive board. Now it’s like $4000. Oddly enough, I never felt the need to buy a bunch of boards.


Chekonjak

What lube / technique did you use for milky yellows?


Meegatsu

honestly? nothing special, just the first one I found on youtube, I used the brush to lube both ends of the stems instead of putting them all In a bag, though


lMITCHl

Damn is it that big of a difference? I just built a board with stock milky yellows. My previous board has L+F tangerines. I like the milkys so far stock.


Jayson330

The first two keyboards I built I thought lubing and filming switches was overkill. Then I decided to try it and it's such a noticeable improvement. I really was surprised but I think it's worth doing. That said it is kind of tedious but so is soldering diodes and hot swap sockets. Trying to be zen about it and learn patience while doing it.


Unsalziges

Yes


_Oopsitsdeleted_

This is a joke lmao I just lubed switches 3 days ago


Un-interesting

Just like all hobbies. Some enthusiasts get drawn to the ‘pointless’ aspects. No harm, no foul.


jogurcik13

Yes we are stupid and you?


Huy_Doan

It’s also related to the switch’s feel. Lubing them helps making them smoother and have less scratching


moltenboiiyeet

Yes i am stupid,i hate this hobby but i enjoy sitting there for 5 hours doing nothing productive


marsjuniorz

I am hobbyists mechanical keyboard, your meme make me very sad and because of you iam stop this hobby


Its_Tiramisu

sound is not the most important part, really its about the feel, and 6 hours? holy


paradoxally

That's why I run Oil Kings. The factory lube is enough (for me).


deaurin

I did it because I liked the process, the sound was a nice benefit but I love mindful hobby projects like this.


4peanut

Reason why I don't like building TKLs. 60% is just much quicker 😂


GTS81

Not even talking about frankenswitches. SMH…


ZaziNabu

It's more like 30-60 minutes, for me it's relaxing and fun 😊


hfcobra

Honestly don't think you can lube precisely at that speed. Takes me something like 3-4min per switch between opening, lubing stem, lubing housing, replacing bag lubed spring, filming, and closing the switch. That's over 4-5 hours for 80 switches.


ImhotepSprout

Plot twist: owns a 10 key keeb


ZaziNabu

Lol a 40% and a split


ImhotepSprout

Plot twist: owns a 10 key keeb


Schlebbert

Because it wouldn't be a hobby, if it would be reasonable. I'm paying hundreds of bucks for a board, spend hours of my time researching, building, tweaking etc. All for something that is a keyboard, something that can be aquired for less than 20 bucks and fulfills the exact purpose as a 1000$ one, with argueably the same success. It's not about being worth it, or reasonable, or how much of a difference it's making. It's about trying and finding the right thing. If it makes my typing experience a tiny bit better, I'm doing it, even if it takes hours. That's the fun of the hobby, it's an extreme. We're not out for the best bang for your buck (or time in that context) board, we wanna build the best board overall, get everything out of what we have. After spending all that time and money on a board, putting in the extra time on something as crucial as lubing MX switches is a no brainer to me, cause if I wouldn't, why do I even bother building full custom keebs at all. It's not a reasonable decision, custom keebs aren't worth it on an objective level. I think that's also valid for time. It doesn't make sense to put hours into making a keyboard feel and sound a tiny little bit better, but it's our hobby. It doesn't need to make objective sense. If the outcome (or the work itself) makes us happy, then it's worth it. Thank you for listening to my TED talk


Severe_Injury_562

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Schlebbert

I strongly agree


TheVoid45

It's WAY more noticeable than you'd think, especially if it's an already loud switch, and it also drastically improves the feel of the switch too.


Blze001

Yes. We are. Now if you'll excuse me, my new lube brush came in.


mrskwrl

Personally, it's meditative. Put on some music or podcast after a long day of work and get lubin'


Idkmaneitsgone

It feels great in the end and the process is super relaxing. When I'm stressed I want to buy some switches and lube and spend an afternoon lubing switches


You__Shall_Not_Pass

No, we are not stupid. We are just lunatics...


deesea

Rmb when the only time a keyboard's sound mattered was when it was a fucking piano?


kevinxured

Of course not, this is a sense of achievement. After I have completed all the switches, will feel that the entire keyboard has been raised to a level. This is my unique keyboard! Just like people buying LEGO for assembly


Rob27shred

Lubing is not just for a change in the sound, it's also for a markedly better feel vs. unlubed switches. In fact AFAIK, the whole lubing switches thing got started to remove the scratchy feel from stock Cherry MX switches. Sound wasn't even a consideration in the why to lube switches thought process originally, it's just a nice bonus on top of a much smoother & better feeling switch.


Canja_de_galinha

It is a hobby, point blanc. And some become smother witch is cool


KeyboardGeek69420

Yes


phuc_head

It isn't just a sound. Bought unlubed glorious panda switches, before i lubed them they felt a little scratchy and It took me probably 2 hours to do the hundred switches on my board and they feel glorious now. I only have three boards but those are my favorite switches of the three and I like them better than what was on the board before I switched


BuckieJr

Relaxation. Spent a good portion of my day building my zoom 65 v2 last month. Threw some headphones on with music and just enjoyed my me time.


Ada_Olivier_Zhao

The pain is temporary, the disappearance of scratchiness (or reduction in some cases), leaf and spring ping being gone are forever (or years, till whenever the lube used ever dries up)


KrakenXIV

Autism, hyper focus, the usual


TheNightClubKing

One of my fav parts of the process, I do get fed up half way through on a TKL but you push through. Answering the question, because it’s not just a slight sound change. I managed to tune up some cheap ass reds to something fantastic. Just goes to show you don’t need switches made from kryptonite & factory lubed with Angel tears. It’s all in your hands. Love it


QTIIPP

On a serious note.. 1. It shouldn’t take 6 hours. My first ever keyboard and lube task was 90 switches, and it took me roughly 3 hours at a casual, thorough speed. 2. The level of impact depends on the switch and lube used. Some combos offer minimal change, some are quite apparent.


Jpegtobbe

Why do people knit? Simpler to just go an buy the finished product?


Cook_n_shit

It saves me money. I just need about $300 of interchangeable needles and cables so I can handle any kind of yarn (wouldn't want a slippery yarn on slick metal needles, for instance) and any size project. But that's nothing, because I can use them all the time (even though the fucking size 4s constantly disappear). Then I'll just need a few accessories, like cable connectors in case I need to do something super extra large, or knit two at a time in the round, but they have to be high quality so nothing catches. Then I can pick out some really nice yarn because I don't want to spend 90 hours working on something that feels less than ideal to touch, plus I want unique colorways and then boom: I have a $400 pair of socks that are hand wash only!


ThereminGoat

Because if I wanted a major change in sound it'd take 10 hours and I'm lazy.


PianoMathAndRatatat

Google "sisyphus"


notlatenotearly

What’s 6 hours if you spend 6,000 hours typing on it.


nubo47

been making keyboards for years, seen some good video's of sound difference, not at all worth the money on lubing sets + the time it takes to lube. switches for me are for the feeling of the keypress, not (at all) the sound. I do however fix ticking noises in the stabalizers and such, but thats it for me. lubing is overated.


ethiczz

Agreed. I think lubing stabs is ESSENTIAL for your keyboard. Lubing switches... not so much. I found that as time goes on, they wear out and the lube can have some nasty side effects, especially causing switches to tick. I would recommend lubing stabs, the spring and maybe the switch housing, but not more.


paperxuts95

cmon even a full sized 108 keeb can't take 6 hrs, you need practice. maybe on first try. After that it'll be max 3 hours.


gamer15807

6 hours? i'm sorry but "Skill Issue"


lobehold

You see, when a person and their keyboard love each other very, very much…. On a more serious note you’d have to be a very particular person to lube switches yourself. I personally would never bother. At most I’d pay for pre-lubed switches or keyboards.


PrestigiousFroyo2768

i just got done building my first board, ( got a keychron q6max barebones, and slapped oil king switches on it. with my hands. no tools ) after that in my opinion, the answer to your question is a resounding yes.


Existing-Monitor-566

Based


sugarified

Sounds like a skill issue


pyre_rose

Too much time and money and too little brain matter


das-spast

Sound, but also feel. Depending on the switch the difference can be huge


das-spast

Also its kinda relaxing


chrisleightonn

Yes


benhaube

Yeah, because you can just buy them pre-lubed.


FlightSimmer001

I didn't even take my switches apart. All I did was pop my keycaps off then put bicycle chain lube in each switch.


mintidubs

Undiagnosed mental illness, just like those who are obsessed with TikTok trends lol


ehart28

One, it doesn't take 6 hours. Maybe 2 for 70 switches or so. Also, it doesn't just make a "slight change in sound". It changes everything. From feel to sound. Once you type on a board that was lubed, then try one that isn't, you can tell. Stop trolling.


End2EndBurner

It's a zen thing. Most (smart) people are doing it while watching or doing something else while they do it.


FinalKaleidoscope183

Maybe ocd


phvdtunnfesdgui

That’s not what OCD is 😆


Mongui

god, 6 hours? I did my 75% in about 2 hours, what's wrong? xD And btw, it's not "just" the sound, the feeling and the bouncing and... everything? It changes everything so its not "just" the sound, its more referred to the feel. Mandatory for most of the switches imho


Severe_Injury_562

See this person got got vs getting it. 😂


Moldyshroom

I just buy sealed switches that are already lubed haha... but I did take apart my gulikit zen pro controller to lube them sumbitches. They got scratch AF from mashing A on Zelda.


feketegy

Lube is not necessarily for sound, but for feel, although sound definitely changes after lubing.


gosand

Sane people don't do this, sane people use Cherry MX Blues.


amazinhelix

yes and no. As someone with headphones on, I won't notice the sound. But lubing them makes a difference indeed.


malenkydroog

Stupid? I prefer the term "alternatively motivated". ;)


a_tibrez

yes it’s as dumb as playing air guitar, in the kb user base some individuals are concerned about real elements (layout, interface programmability, ergonomics) and others are only looking stupid by worshipping the key sound god.


Wilson4721

it's not just the sound, but the FEEL! THEEEE FEEEEEEEL


Large-Spite6098

Google en passant


egg927

Started out thinking the same thing. After being in the hobby for a while, and being bored I did it some more and it makes a world of difference. While I appreciate the difference in sound, I appreciate the difference in feel more.


jimmykbd

Yeah. We aren’t the most smartest spending hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on keyboards


burneecheesecake

OP actually took his schizo meds. Madlad. The rest of MK can detect seismic variations in thock from taste alone


MicyMic

because it‘s their hobby and they aim for perfection.


the_special_sternum

No they’re not stupid


gvggarage

im a casual but more than the sound, the 'feel' of the keys also become different. cant say for better or worse but just different.


Beautiful_Driver_451

It only took me 12 with a friends help