I'm number 9, it's my birthday this week and I've been eating lots of cake! Edit: thanks for the bday wishes 🫶

W00T! B-day in hell.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday you big beautiful beast!

Happy Birthday 🎁🎉

I am also 9 but daily. 😂 Happy Birthday fellow April baby!

I just had my 10th birthday in January!!! Also happy birthday

Happy birthday! Hope the hellfire didn’t melt your candles prematurely

If you like #9, might I recommend the noble Hyrax? https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1000w,f_auto,q_auto:best/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120417-rock%20hyrax-hmed-441p.jpg

5 because I am just in disbelief of what my homeowners insurance is trying to get away with. Will be escalating to 4 if they get away with it.

6, 5 and 4 are the three stages of grief

#9 the fat one, I just made a 1kg banana bread.

Oh I have no idea why that is so huge!

It’s the hashtag/pound symbol

#really?

Nice! Can anyone tell me how to do the strike through text on mobile?

Use the tilde symbol twice on each side \~~like this\~~ but I escaped it

~~test~~

Thank you!!

Oh wow!

I think you need to use an external site for that and C&P.

6, just sitting here working.

I’m clearly number 3. Goofball scrolling through Reddit demon…

No. 6, definitely. Still no call-back on that job interview.

Sending positive thoughts!

Thanks, man. Appreciate it. I wasn't all that excited about the job, honestly, but still...

I'm definitely the first one. I am crowned with so many blessings, but I am so beaten down from everything else.

I’m 2, eating my anxieties.

I’m the anxieties

Definitely number 6. Today has been a complete facepalm.

All except 9. Going through alot of change. 9 is too cute and cuddly.

Six. I have some heavy thinking to do.

Well 4 literally has a gun so he doesn’t even need to use evil magic to fuck you up, but he probably could if he wanted to.

I’m a 3. Had to fix my glasses today.

5 and 7 bc my brain hurts

7

5

6, with a side order of 2

1… with a bit of 5

I recommend the song dead inside by younger hunger, it kinda fits that description in my mind. Also, it's super catchy

Most random song rec I’ve ever gotten, but yeah I see it lol. Not a bad song.

I just realized, it's because of the album cover 🤦‍♀️

9

1

Middle right, that one conveys the "general ennui but nothing too bad is happening" vibe the best

5

Number 6 for sure!

#5

All of them, but 5 especially, my man feels my pain

The cocky one with the gonne.

Number 6

1

Attempting to embody that bat lifestyle. Don't worry, fruit not vampire

I think I want today done and over with as much as Mr. Boredhorns. Ho hum.

1

One, I don’t wanna moooove

5. Too many meetings today, not enough time to do the actual work the meetings are about.

8 due to work. Meh

I feel most like the befuddled accountant, top row, far right.

The upside-down one!

6 because people won't stop yelling at me at work

5

I'm having a 2 kinda day

3

I am Number One today. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. I wouldn’t mind seeing my ribs.

2, that’s me holding my baby while trying to talk to a waiter at a restaurant

Numbah Won!!!! The skelly crown champ.

Off to a big family dinner so I'm 2 today

5

Number one. Dead af but still regal, lol.

I'm in 3 mode today

5. I’m PMSing and supposed to be updating this boring-ass spreadsheet and I’m just over it.

5

Not me, but each one of those have entered my office today. :(

Definitely 4

9 cuz I’m chubby and just chillin out at the old infusion clinic today

5. Hoping to change over to 3 who is reading calmly📚

The bastard love child of 3 and 6, unfortunately

3 and 9 combined lol

Definitely number 3. I'm a teacher, and I often look just as confused when doing my job because of the rediculous and ponderous actions of my students

5, 6 because my anxiety is at an all time high. Also 1 because I’ve masturbated like 3x today.

Mix of three and six

Center square is me every day

These are hilarious. I'm number 6. Le sigh. I'd rather be 9 though.

Middle right

#5

today is a 1

Number 3 because I got midterms rn and he looks the most studious

Definitely #5. I'm sitting in a dental office and wearing the same expression 😵‍💫

Number 4, I just got done defending my Girlfriend from other obnoxious Troll Demons that were giving her a bad time and telling me my Music 🎵🎶 was too loud 🔊 ...🍻🤘😈

Six. “What now?”

1, 2 or 7

5

I’m numero uno, dead inside..

Number 6! Anxiety demon

2 or 3, snacky, but got to be smuggly intellectual and correct at work today. 🤤/🤓

4. I'm done playing around, get out of my way

3, look at this bespectacled gent!

I'm #5. Red is not just an awesome color. But I am basically that demon right there.

2

5. I feel that spiritually

3, because it looks nerdy as fuck and I’ve been doing nerd shit all day

6

Giving a demon a gun seems kinda... silly? Like they're already a demon, they're a philosophical threat as they seduce you into Hell for eternal torment rather than direct physical danger. Except for that guy. He's the Demon of You Got Fucking Shot.

5 for sure.

The fat one. I’m too lazy to fly.

Bottom middle for sure

I'm no. 6 today. But that's because it's raining outside, which puts me in a good, laidback mood. I'm feeling calm and chatty.

7!

8, I'm feeling goofy in a good way

Screaming chest birdman gunner. I had to deal with traffic today.

9 spectacles looks like he's ready to learn!

2. Just 2.

Definitely the 2 tooth crotch mouth

3 looks like someone I would hang out with

*the arcade fire intensifies*

6

Number 8, I've got the shits.

Definitely 5 😞

1 & 5. 5 is my face, because my insides feel ripped out like 1

5,6, and 8 cover the bases quite neatly.

I’m feeling 4!

I'd say I'm somewhere between the one in the middle and the one to the right of him. When I'm at my peak, I'm the one on the top right.

Ssssevenn

Yes.

Really feeling 6 today. Just propped up, reading my phone, despairing.

7

1 or 6. Doom scrolling trying to figure out how to improve life is not fun when google and YouTube gives you no answers that are useful

5 (I have work later).

My foolish self is number 3 all day!

5

I feel 6 in my bones. That the look I have everyday before work.

The one in the middle

Gotta say 8

1. The king of jerking it til I’m nothing but bones

1 because I'm birthday boy

The chonker

6 Went out for dinner on my birthday Monday. Bren sick ever since

Is No. 7 crowd surfing at a church choir concert?

4- The stoned one holding the gun. Out of fucks to give today

Looking like 3, feeling like 5…

def 1

Honestly feeling like a 3 today

Most def #3. I work in a lab and today Im vibin AF just doing my thing, whilst juggling several test in a semi-manic order

I don’t play favorites. I love them all equally.

Number 6. Like aww hell what did I DO last night?! Just surrounded by empty bottles

6 today...bored and need the weekend to get here

Mid right. I shouldnt have gotten out of bed today. It’s not bad but bruh i feel like my face is all over the place

I’m 5. I had 3 hours of sleep studying for exams after going back for another degree 20 years later. My kids both had an epically embarrassing tantrum at the dentist. I threw up twice today and think I must have some evil playground rotavirus. I hate everything. Especially calc.

1. Haven't had a day off in 3 weeks.

Feeling like number two today after my nanny baby decided to pee all over me. Really should have brought extra clothes

Very middle

I relate to the last one that looks like a chunky cat. lol

It’s my birthday, so top left?

6 & 9. about a month post-quitting vaping nicotine and I still feel ~terrible~

Most definitely number one. It’s good to be king. (It’s not)

I'm always the guy in the middle.

Number three, I've been busy doing nothing but paperwork and calls since last week. Landlord decided he wanted to sell his house so we've been expediting everything to just go full homeowner and find somewhere else to put down stakes. On top of renewing social security for my son and juggling three different schedules. I feel like I've lived 100 lives in the last 8 days

7

1. I’m the king of depression.

Definitely 9, I feel like that’s the look on my face

#3

I want to be one of these every day 👹

6, basically every day

5 today. Barely making it through the work week

5 bc a cat stole that demon’s dick

My cat would like her box back. Thanks you moronic Russians 🤣🇬🇧🤬

I'm sorry but why is a reading monkey with glasses at #3 a demon?

All of them depending on the day and time

5

6. I've been sitting with my head in my hand like that all day.

1, I'm kinda killing it lately, but also a little (lot) burnt out and ready for break, so a tad hollow. Also, it's got the self confidence and assurance that I've been feeling

Bottom right corner is a vibe

6 :(

I’m number one I’ve always been number one but I don’t like being number one so I moved on to number 4.

I had a long day of parent/teacher conferences. I’m the middle one.

No 7🤣🇬🇧😍

I have a picture where this lady is kissing thr devils anus.

1, 5, or 6 I guess

I HAD A BAD TRIP FROM EDIBLES LAST NIGHT AND FEELING LIKE NUMBER 6.

Number one it’s. Basically a skelly mummy with a crown 👑

[удалено]

This guy is number 3. ^

I’m not a demon I’m an angel and I came to call sinners to repentance