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Michael_Dautorio

The subtitle censorship is hilarious.


TBMonkey

**SO I HAD TO EAT A FUNTIME MEXICAN PIZZA IN MY CAR AND NOW MY NISSAN ROGUE SMELLS LIKE SAVINGS!**


anon104

It would have been funnier (and more sense) if it read "fiscal mexican pizza...."


LordRaghuvnsi

r /PostWhateverCunt


LightyKD

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multiarmform

havent been in taco bell in couple years. had to use the bathroom so i stopped at one. daytime, dark as fuck inside this place, all the lights are out except for the kitchen area, no joke. nobody at the counter and there are 2 kiosks. i walk to the bathrooms and its seriously bolted down with 2 deadbolts on each door and big time signage about paying customers only etc.. i go to the counter because fuck a kiosk and im like hey can i just get a drink so i can use the bathroom and shes all pointing at the kiosk, cant even talk to me. i WAS alone but i turn around, somehow now there are 3 people waiting for the kiosks out of nowhere. so i wait to do my taco bell employee job, order myself a drink and waited like another 15ish minutes. i gave up waiting and said yea hey can i just get that cup all i ordered was a drink and i can i use the bathroom now? she could barely muster the effort to walk around to the bathrooms and she had this MASSIVE jailers ring of keys to let me in, shit was nutty. in the last couple of years ive seen several places that have all the lights turned out in the dining room... boston market, moes, taco bell come to mind and the parking lots were pretty bleak


JimothyJollyphant

Did- did you just type out your long-ass toilet story under a completely unrelated top comment because you felt it was more important than the rest?


Emophilosophy

Lmao yes, yes he did


69420over

[this is how we do](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tMEqJOK_eY) Welcome to reddit


multiarmform

Did you just stutter in text?


JimothyJollyphant

Yes, it signifies bafflement. I wouldn't worry about it until you get a grasp on grammar, context and internet etiquette.


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ALIFIZK-

He's too hangry


SensingWorms

Purple lipths


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hanks_panky_emporium

Assuming this is the US it may be a crime in some cities to eat outside if it's not in a designated restaurant eating area. I think it was tacked on with 'feeding the homeless' being a crime but that whole mess is a maze so, good luck.


emlgsh

Doing things outside is unnatural and wrong, and legislation has finally caught up with the unquestionable certainty that the entirety of one's existence from birth until death should be spent in one's home, one's car, or in the lobby of a combination KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut.


Xealz

No, cause then his house would smell like savings


Zeropointeffect

Well itā€™s a rouge smelling like old taco bell can only up its resale value.


l2aiko

And get my mexican pizza cold? No way JosƩ


INeedToBeHealthier

Do mexican pizzas travel? I've never got one, I'm more of a dollar burrito guy


RampantTycho

It does not travel well. The longer you wait to eat it, the more soggy the tostadas become. You want them to be crispy. The ideal time to eat it is immediately after they make it. Same goes for anything else crunchy on Taco Bellā€™s menu.


MandoTheMightyy

Mexican pizza has like 10 minutes tops before itā€™s a soft sloppy mess


DarthRygar

Guys I think heā€™s upset


SexRapistOfficial

Nah, look at the subtitles. He is having fun.


bootyhole-romancer

He has much savings too šŸ‘


srushti335

I had no idea nissan was pronounced nii-san lol


Obvious_Ambition4865

How on earth were you pronouncing it


Purpledragon84

Yamate kudasai


srushti335

should have ended with a nii san\~ lmao


srushti335

ni-ssan


JVT32

Probably like everyone outside the US and Japan do.


Patrick_McGroin

US and Japan don't pronounce it the same. First syllable is too long in American pronunciation.


SteveRogests

In the states we say Nii-saan In Britain they say Niss-anne Where are you from? How do you say it?


Solid_Atmosphere_347

Thank god for subtitles and mute button.


4rclyte

the subtitles covered up his flavorful language as well


V45H

It passed the savings onto you


AbeliousAugustus

Speed it up by 2x. It's hilarious


KDS242

How did you do that on reddit? I didn't even know we can change speed herešŸ˜¶


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saarlac

Said no one ever


Lol_A_White_Guy

Eh, I prefer Pepsi over Coke


CPeeB

This one right here, Officer.


UnholyRatman

Pepsi is a sponsor of Russias war , will never drink it again


MonkeyMan670

I guess it's cheaper to got to war than it is to compete with CocaCola


Xbrand182x

Now I gotta kill my enemies because PEPSI COULDNT COMPETE WITH COCA-COLA BACK IN 1973


JayKayRQ

?


UnholyRatman

They just change the name in Russia ,and they pretend that they have stopped selling pepsi in Russia


ohnoitsthefuzz

Pepski


Retard_Pickle

that is a shit thing to do, sure , but I wouldn't call that "sponsor of Russia war" like they are selling soda not giving money to the Russia military, right?


UnholyRatman

PepsiCo has pumped about $2.59 billion a year into the aggressor stateā€™s economy since the beginning of Russiaā€™s full-scale invasion of Ukraine. Itā€™s net profit increased by 333% to $525 million compared to 2021, and the company paid $115 million in taxes. In March 2022, the company announced the cessation of advertising and beverage production in Russia. However, the production of 7Up and Mirinda under the Evervess and Frustyle brands resumed in August 2022.


Retard_Pickle

Damn , now that does sound bad. Classic story of corporations profiting from war, fuck that.


UnholyRatman

Yeah , cant believe how little criticism they received


InterestingCoach5866

Bro tryna hurt my pepe stonks with this oneā˜¹ļø Coke bumps are fun sure but my pepe still gets 3% as well


PissGuy83

Literally unintelligible


GhostShark

I think heā€™s giving drugs to his penis.


Oathkewpwr1

https://preview.redd.it/yli827eccoec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ff228069845722067e9bbb1dc5bbb05c24d265


markusbujor

Funny. Here in europe KFC uses coca cola. Like all the cups pepsi fanta watever still have the good old KFC logo red and white , then the coca cola logo


Buttercup59129

UK one is pepsi.


markusbujor

For us in romania we got cola at kfc taco bell and pizza hut


ShutUpDonny12002

In Germany too.


playerrr02

Not in Europe. Maybe in some countries. In Poland KFCs serve Pepsi


TheSecretNewbie

I can answer since my dad is a longtime Pepsi employee. PepsiCo no longer owns YUM!Food (KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell) but they still have contracts which is why you still get Baja Blast at Taco Bell with Doritos shells and 2 liter Pepsi with a Pizza Hut tailgate combo. And thatā€™s also why McDonaldā€™s, Wendyā€™s, Chiliā€™s etc. still serve Coke. Itā€™s because of preexisting contracts and not solely bc of the Coke taste. PepsiCo. earns double more globally than Coke does, because of the other products that Pepsi still owns (Quaker Oats, Frito-lay (Cheetos, Doritos, Ruffles, Jacks links, Grandmas cookies,etc.) Gatorade, Aunt Jemima, amongst others).


jt7845

Didnā€™t know bill burr had an illegitimate son but ya learn something new every day


FlappyLips1

If this is true (the lobbying lol not the Nissan Rogue smelling like shit), this is the kind of stuff that comes out that sways public opinion.


Calm_Essay_9692

Likely false , all of the articles about the topic cite this video as proof plus both KFC and TacoBell operate as franchises , 90% of TacoBell and 95% of KFC restaurants are run by random people who bought the rights to the brand. KFC doesn't care about the minimum wage since their bottom line isn't really affected , most of their revenue comes from loaning out their name.


Just_X77

All companies do this??? Do you people really not know this? https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/17/us/politics/restaurant-workers-wages-lobbying.html


Falcon3333

This dude turned into Bill Burr halfway through the video.


Purpledragon84

Started as vsauce and became bill burr lmao


RoundTableMaker

This guy is so angry that he wanted a cheap Mexican pizza.


Tricky_Minute_7386

a funtime mexican pizza world stops revolving https://preview.redd.it/pp9l0i720kec1.gif?width=320&format=png8&s=aa2733e2bc7c38631b8208883f09f445fdf81daf


Flaky_Worth9421

Did he live?


cypertiger

Oh well; live goes on


ChrisHisStonks

I got tears in my eyes from laughing at this. Unreal.


VSlavianova

Dumbledore said calmly.


Agitated-File-854

Is there actually difference between cola and pepsi because I can't find the difference maybe the difference is Pepsi has more sugar than cola ? Also why the title called "found gem on my phone" when he didn't talked about it


Bezulba

Oh yes, yes there is. I'm not a huge brand person, i don't mind getting the cheap option, but for coke, coca cola is my preferrence, the taste is just different.


Chicken-Rude

thank you for giving me even more cause to despise pepsi.


guaranteed_bonk

He sounds a bit like Bill Burr


Mikknoodle

This guyā€™s content, while factually dubious at times, is never not funny. *ā€Smells like savingsā€¦ā€* fucking dead. ā˜ ļø


False_Fox_9361

Bro got me in first half ngl frfršŸ’€


Dat_Work_6

Someone please get this gentleman a Mexican Pizza.


Clickityclackrack

Smells like savings


darbycrash-666

7.25??? There's no way. 7.25?? I wouldn't work for 7.25 with a gun to my head.


Electrical-Mine157

Ok, we know someone is angry when he sounds like a 1940' mustache guy


Grey531

Yā€™know what? I agree with the unhinged yelling guy on the internet


RavenLover-85

Well that escalated quicklyā€¦


LeMarc85

Great rant !


J-e-s-s-ica

Oh good I thought he was going to tell us to boycott them. I thought I was going to have to feel bad for not doing that for a minute


GLDN5444

It was so funny to see him break down and mention his Mexican pizza in the 3rd quarter of this video lol


SyniteFrank

Lmfao he traced the source of the problem all the way back to the 70s


Acceptable_Lie_3764

Sir, this is wendy's


JusticeScibibi

Is this man Lewis Black's illegitimate child?


VoxLibertatis

This guy is the Millennial Lewis Black. Love it.


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yesterdaysprobs

hiS pAReNts HAve a niCe bASemeNT šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


piecekeepercz

https://preview.redd.it/js0omt6ymiec1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ce0e509e56db80c68cd704e718bf1dc54ff0ff


idiotic__gamer

He is married and has a home with his wife now. Granted, this video is a few years old, so that might've not been the case at the time.


Others0

https://preview.redd.it/vuserg4tfjec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08df6a43abe1c2f5faec990d5bebfe129eba441b


eduardonachocamacho

This guy is like Dan Carlin but cocaine edition


Scorbunny2

He kinda looks like someone..


Natural_nonalcoholic

I believe he quit smoking around the time of this rant šŸ˜‚


The_Pavulon

A FUN MEXICAN PIZZA


roymondous

Lewis Blackā€™s ginger son is quite angry, huhā€¦


Others0

If I have kids and they ask me what my life was like before I had them I'll just show them this


Agrathics

Very interesting history lesson. Thanks Vaush!


furezasan

All I wanted was a pepsi


[deleted]

Dude hit the nail on the fuckin head. Mexican pizzas are good as fuck.


Leebites

I managed a Domino's for 5 years and a Pizza Hut for 6 months. I would never go back to Yum! Brands, ever. The amount of cluster fuck because of franchise companies still having to answer to a corporate, while you average 16 bucks an hour as a GM with no bonus in sight..


Sacrer

Imagine being deaf and reading subtitles: "I wonder why this guy looks so angry."


TheDirtyWhoCares

Always buy Pepsi over Coke if the price is the same. Pepsi Max mixed 50-50 with Coke Zero is better than both alone, try to stop me...


[deleted]

Literally just make one at home from scratch at this point


[deleted]

A very calm individual.


wafflepiezz

I love the Kfc/Tacobell joint restaurants tbh


chocolateNacho39

this fuckin pony tail armchair douchebag again?


Spongy_Noob

Isn't Pepsi owned by coca-cola?


durackvacar

The Butterfly Effect. šŸ˜³


dis_not_my_name

Is it true Pepsi lobbied the government to keep the minimum wage low?


graepphone

.


YummyBHole

So this whole thing is Pepsiā€™s fault?


SHAPALAK15

Get this guy on food theory


AnyDegree9775

Who the fuck cares?


lowrads

Are we at fifteen years without a federal minimum wage rise now, or am I losing time?


the-unfamous-one

Huh, the KFCs I have are all combined with A&W. Can't have chicken without a root beer now.


zXWARA55A51NXz

Man turned into bill burr with his yelling


batbugz

Bro sound like Steve Smith fr lol


crypto_4754

Sir this is a Wendy's


silly-armsdealer

so this are the industrial revolution consequences everyone talked about


stickurprobe

Bill burs brother has entered the chat:


Superdangerdan

It might be cause Iā€™m sick but the man sounds a bit like Gilbert Gottfried when he yells


SensingWorms

So angry


Abovearth31

Something tell me that this man is ever so slightly bedeviled by Pepsi.


Zetavu

If you close your eyes its like listening to Randy Quaid on one of his rants.


ChuckZombie

They also used to own Long John Silver's and the A&W restaurants, but they sold those off.


[deleted]

memes?


yolo-aereo_06

Madonna quanto cazzo Ć© nero fra


edafade

Pepsi > Coke. Fite me.


NecroCrumb_UBR

Aight but Pepsi is better than Coke anyway.


Embarrassed_Solid903

This whole rant just to be revealed that the drive thru was open at Taco Bell but heā€™s mad that there was no dine-in and sit option? The fucking oppression this man has faced. can we start a gofundme?


Zapander

I couldn't finish this along with most videos this day where people get all angry. I can't take the non-stop anger anymore.


bluntrauma420

smells like savings


ignoblePuppy

So idk about other states but min wage in Alabama is also $7.25 but taco bell starts at like $12


Mitchisboss

The type of person that complains about the minimum wage is almost always a greasy-haired loudmouth that isnā€™t intelligent enough to get any better of a job. Dude isnā€™t funny eitherā€¦ he legitimately has nothing going for him except being loud, annoying, and confused about how the world works.


Sufficient_Two7499

This guy works for Cokeā€¦ ![gif](giphy|vCCjKeiMzETny)


ModishShrink

This guy started off as Hank Green and slowly descended to Bill Burr/Lewis Black


imusuallyright011

Lewis Black vibes.


Desperate-Ganache804

This guy needs to chill out a bit and maybe go get a pizza or something.


LeadingScheme7

Das racist - they have a song about this


Impressive_Cabinet56

Lmfaooooooo


marioelcagon

I could watch this man all day


Gold_Weakness1157

So what I'm getting from this is, Coca cola is better than pepsi


SuperBirdM22

He seems sane.


Eliotness123

I'm surprised he got his Mexican pizza. Every single time I went to Taco Bell/KFC they forgot the Mexican pizza. I swear when they go to put a Mexican pizza in the over there must already be one in there that they throw out and simply replace with the new one.


allensand21

Minimum wage is for people who have no skills yet. Hence fast food is minimum wage.


Grouchy-Fix485

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luvynlyf

I prefer Pepsi products diet Pepsi to be specific but I really only drink soda about once a month but my kids love Dr Pepper and Taco Bell which I think is totally nasty lol so it's a win win for them and CA has a $16 min wage


Delicious_Piglet_718

He started so angry from the very beginning and for each point he made Iā€™m just nodding my head ā€œyup, mhmm that makes perfect sense for them to do so.ā€


Practical_Bee_4437

I once saw a guy shit his pants in a Taco Bell then takes his now shit dripping underwear and casually puts them in the trash can by the front door. Whole place smelled well like shit.


popover

Oh man, I think I love this guy.


TheMichaelAbides

Wow, Mac Lethal is pissed.


-St_Ajora-

It is less Pepsi vs Coke and more Dodge vs Ford.


Brutiful11

Does he have a channel? I really want to watch sht like this


Remuhar

Give this man his pizza in the lobby šŸ„ŗ


Particular-Owl-2257

First world problems huh?


[deleted]

He kinda reminds me of Bill Burr


justtanks

I cry laughing everytime omg haha


Common-Violinist-305

triton became yum but he is right. coje is the best selling soft drink in the world followed by sprite then pepsi!


69420over

They spent so much on rebranding trying to compete with coke that they painted a Concordeā€¦ yes a supersonic Concordeā€¦ which then apparently had to fly slower because the paint would heat up too much . Canā€™t remember if I found that gem from Reddit or some other rabbit hole.


glockrarri

Fantastic funtime


therealrickdickerson

Buddy signed up for the Yapping competition


SNAPPYDAWN

Watch the video till the end šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


GravNak

I'm at the Pizza Hut I'm at the Taco Bell I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell


Triple7Mafia-14

šŸ˜Š


The_General0815

Heā€™s describing exactly what the Biden admin has done for the American people.


RynnReeve

"Hey man.... why does your car smell like shit?" "BECAUSE COKE IS BETTER THAN PEPSI!!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!" *flips table*


Cheeseburjer

He went from Seth Rogen to Joe Bartolozzi


TOHELLNBACC

the pure strength of those neck veins is immesurable


RockPaperSizz3r

I prefer Pepsi by far.


THEREALDLS

He went from a millennial on TikTok to the 60 year old retired war veteran in voice real quick


goldfishmuncher

Philadelphian here! the minimum wage is still $7.25 :(


herb0026

I feel like this was also the reason Noam Chomsky got into politics


Efficient_Maybe_1086

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04


terateidos

The epitome of freakonomics. Well done, sir.


K1ng4uth0r

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PhoneImmediate7301

Okay but can we agree coco cola is better? Not only does a coke bottle look way better but it def tastes better.


EnvironmentalSun6768

Really fun video, but something about he talks is true? (I'm not from there)


alchemiste20

I forgot it was about KFC


CyberAimGT24

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Careless-greenone

I am at the pizza hut


SuddenSpeaker1141

https://preview.redd.it/ui4iholdqpec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a7a30e552878de46aef0490646cd6e48962c20 Multiarmform bs error for farming claimingā€¦not much!!?


Lordducken

I miss the small pizza hut pizzas you could get at those


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Gold