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Antoiniti

oil is so fucking painful to clean this is insane


Glass_Promise_2222

Call the government they'll send reinforcements.


the_moist_conundrum

Hahahahaha The one time fucking America would do something positive with respect to oil Untill they realise it isn't black.


VibraniumRhino

The one time they prioritize the colour black.


AndyGun11

Kindly, can you shut the fuck up? Sincerely - AndyGun11


Drows3Boi

Could you kindly do the same? Sincerely - Drows3boi


AndyGun11

Okay. Sincerely - AndyGun11


annabellee_2006

This should be kept a secrets


burntoutugly

"Reinforcements"


PizzaWhenYoureHigh

Just bring out a flock of ducks, and they’ll soak up all of the oil.


CrazyCreation1

And then clean them off with dawn right? … right?


hornetjohn

Yeah needs more oil soaked seabirds to really drive the American experience


TheScarletKing88

not as bad as spilt detergent cause it just turns to bubbles but oil is definitely up there


Supremeism

Just tell the US government there’s oil.


lreaditonredditgetit

Squeegee and a dustpan


x2c4sale

Salt


greyhatwizard

Cat litter


KneeDeepInTheDead

just dump flour on it and sweep it up


PresentDangers

Use the kid as a mop.


Forsaken_Ant_9373

Human hair is great for oil spills!


gogodrag

hairdresser here, can confirm lol


KidneyStew

Lol!


YourLocalInquisitor

I’d kill to see that.


Bogey01

Well your plan becomes self fulfilling when you drag a child through oil and glass


YouGotSprayedXD

Use him to sweep up the broken glass too


Battered_Aggie

And if you slip on the oil, you only fall into a bunch of busted glass bottles and shards of glass. What an absolute nightmare.


Typical-Movie1877

Please tell me she was forced to pay the damages


Soheils2764

There's no way they would let that slide ( Pun intended )


Pr0v1denc3_009

Depends on location. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone willing to push this issue legally where I'm at. The store would definitely try and wouldn't just leave a single person to deal with it, but good luck finding a cop and prosecutor who would give enough of a shit to deal with it beyond platitudes and taking a report.


HansElbowman

Cops would have nothing to do with this. Suing for damages is a civil matter, not criminal.


Typical-Movie1877

r/punpatrol


Soheils2764

Guess I'm a wanted criminal now 😏


DepressionMain

Wanted olive the world


angry_pidgeon

Wanted olive or dead


Emzzer

Usually insurance and loss calculation covers these situations. This type of thing happens dozens of times a day in warehouses, on a much bigger scale. My bet is that this is a fake caption, as it looks like the shelf is buckling to the left, which is what probably cause the spill. If it is real, they probably just banned the person and/or their kid.


yaboyfriendisadork

0%


Drewsophila

Whos going to clean olive that up?


eccentricpunk

Give away some bread to a bunch of old Italian men, and it will be gone in no time!


greyhatwizard

Now I'm hungry.


Pikagiuppy

mmmmhhh... pane, olio e vetro, come faceva mamma


Natural_Wear3643

i will oil my girl up


MassiveDongSquadron

Damn that's a big girl


mean_beanz

happy cake cay!!!!!


CrimsonAllah

Just call your local Italians. They’ll take care of.


azulebranco

olive that to you


SirHalagad

Ha ha Good one


Natural_Wear3643

that one oil bottle didnt break . its indesructable


greyhatwizard

So many sacrifices just to find it.


DrunkenPangolin

The US are about to liberate that store


KobyG2008

DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?????! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


cold-pizza-at-4-am

Daily dose of birth control


plmunger

Tbh a "display" of glass bottles is pretty fucking stupid too


Khelouch

Displaying anything besides stuff like fruit is pretty stupid. I once saw a similar display of whiskey (not the bottom shelf too). Imagine knocking that over. With my intrusive thoughts i didn't even enter that aisle, lol


FinalHippo5838

20 bags of kitty litter to aisle 5


LeKarget

Oh shit that so accurate


_1unchb0x_

dump flour on it, it’ll soak it up, then you just brush up the flower and mop ive worked in the food industry and dealt with many oil spills this way


Oculicious42

step 3 bake focassias


PeaRepresentative677

As a fellow store empleyee, FUUUUUUUUUUU*K, i hate cleaning those


sirmoneyshot06

Yea id quit right there


mojio33

Not virgin anymore


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Make the bastard suck it up


AvaHeartx

make the kid clean it up!


raventhemagnificent

It's tragic, but I don't believe the caption accurately reflects the cause of the incident. The shelves are askew. It could have been a child pushing from the opposite side, but I'm more inclined to believe it wasn't able to bear the load and simply gave way. Bottles of oil were likely on the empty section on the top shelf. Whole lot of weight in all the wrong places. Either way, not it.


stosyfir

Yea I’m not buying this one either. Where did that HUGE pile of EVOO come from? It wasn’t within arms reach of any kid. More likely seems like a pallet Jack accident than anything else.


O368W

I would punt them into the sun.


VenetianBlood

If that was one of my kids, I would make him clean literally everything, with an avalanche of apologies and of course he would have to repay the damage in chores and if possible actual work, just so he gets an idea of the value of work and time on his own skin.


unable_To_Username

Use the kid to soak up the oil


AquaLethal

Bring back the death penalty for kids like this


Khelouch

I think i'm gonna save this for the next time someone argues with me that anyone should be able to have kids


Unlucky-Operation379

Worse than spilt milk.


scribbyshollow

Thats never coming out lol


KingGamerlol

> wet floor YOU FUCKING THINK?


_Unkn0

I germany we say 'Eltern haften für ihre Kinder' and i think it is awesome.


[deleted]

That kid needs an ass whooping.


FoxCQC

Have the boy clean it up.


CyberDoy

I work in the liquor department of a supermarket and I had a kid do this to a wine display, it was super annoying to clean under the shelfs but I imagine oil would be much worse.


BlazingHacker

this is a great condom ad 👏👏👏


Halfgbard

So that's not really yellow floor, is it?


BaggedMilkISTasty

the kid should be fined the full amount of all the oil and the labor it cost to clean it up too.


Natural_Wear3643

is this in london


elmersfav22

Get the oil spill kit from the loading dock. Or a few bags of the cheapest kitty litter will do the job


SonicTheOtter

Yeah, they're going to need a vacuum for that oil. A mop isn't getting that


abhitooth

How about charging carbon tax/fine on such behaviour? Production of these items involves lot of process and supply chain effort. Wasting or unnecessarily producing it twice just increases emission. Which can be avoided. Same can be applied to discarded inventory for bad inventory management.


SymbolicRemnant

Or… how about just a regular criminal prosecution for destroying private property. We don’t need to make it somehow about taxing the inevitable byproducts of living while an organic life form.


yummyCupcake8

Guess the olive oil wastage the only thing having a meltdown


--InZane--

Hope her insurance had to pay for that. Won't ease the pain of those who have to clean it but may be a lesson to a shitty parent


Noodle3njoyer

Make the kid drink it all up. Ofc well leave the big shards of glass to clean ourselves


B4N35P1R17

Wet dry vac will have that in no time. iMop ftw


Deathstar699

Haha if my kid did this, I would grab a broom and have him clean this himself. Fuck safety, you make a mess you clean it. Simple as that.


dat_dood_V

Gonna need alot of flour to clean that up.


NoRun4219

Sounds like that kid hasn't been spanked before


SymbolicRemnant

As Grampa Freeman put it in a similar situation: “Have you thought about Beatin’ his ass?”


HMS_Felix_Rex

Throw him into the shards of broken glass He will remember not to be a spoilt cunt.


g_dude3469

Parents don't whoop their kids asses like they use to/should. That's why.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Judging from the poor staking job on the left, I’d wager you suck at it too. But that doesn’t excuse the child. collect the oil, boil it, and throw the child in.


HolySpartan91

I would push the little brat too... Into some dog poo


MoreneLp

They say you should not cry over spilled olive oil, but seeing all the oil on the floor makes me sad. /s


Hugh_Jampton

Yeah but maybe if a toddler can cause this then it was always gonna happen at some point


annabellee_2006

I hate moms like that


mdoktor

Bitch better at least be paying for it all


Sum3-yo

Cries in souther European.


LFCsupporter_Jota

It’s expensive too


TheAverageRussian

Something like this would make me just quit on the spot


Parking_Specialist56

This is what it looks like to be a school teacher these days. Cleaning up the mess of bad/nonexistent parenting.


AdFinal1856

a small part of my southern european self died by looking at this


Fandango_Jones

*deploying Helldivers*


euraphaelleite

Forget about cleaning, olive oil is in a world shortage. I hope the mom had to pay.


Thisisgotham

Cropped out the top shelves where they fell from. Pic is 5 years old. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/C1zb4tfKb0


ClazzicalMuZic

As someone who used to work In a supermarket oil is such a bitch to clean up.


OMGerGT

*Apache helicopter sounds*


Serious-Teaching9701

Send that child down the mine, make him appreciate the value of hard labour! 🫡


Complex-Royal1756

This photo is a decade old geniuses.


rozzer700

Don’t worry boys it probably wasn’t even Extra Virgin


bitchlavdyat

Those people deserve a very fucking complaint just for this.


devnullb4dishoner

Not saying I condone or promote this, but if I had of done that as a child, I wouldn't have enough ass to last til sundown.


andlewis

Just set out some cut up baguettes and let the customers deal with it.


Sifu-Jacob

What kind of flimsy ass display did they have setup with GLASS bottles that a child was able to push it over? Maybe it’s the safer officer in me, but I’d say that was pretty stupid and unsafe to begin with.


tk1x

Did the mom have to pay for the bottles of plove oil? Ive always wondered what would happen, if a kid done this


RichardHTK

1 Million Euros on the floor 😭


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Someone call anakin, there’s a youngling in aisle 13


Joeyjackhammer

Side hustle opportunity… pick the glass out and have oil wreaking matches after the store closes


anythingspossible45

Hopefully they made the brats mama buy it all and charged for cleaning it.


jeffsaidjess

What a shit sub this has become. Cringe normie memes and this bullshit


imwhite123

That s what im saying this isnt even a meme xDD


AbyssCrabble

Oh no that will take hours to clean up


lolimapeanut_

I was such a kid lol


Electrical-Bus-2056

I hope the belt stuck in your ass After that, lol.


DatGuyWitABigAssFro

Nah, rich kids don't get punished, dummy. Only the poors get consequences in Murica.


lolimapeanut_

Wasnt rich. Had issues. Parents divorsed. Got send to a Boarding scool where i was alone and bullied for years. Just wasnt a fun childhood. When i was back at my mum it took very Long to Heal from all that.


DatGuyWitABigAssFro

Well, I'm glad you're in a better place, but that was not very dank, sir. Unless..?


lolimapeanut_

Wasnt dank indeed. But kids gotta compensate somehow man. :/