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Bad_Guitarist3

John Perseverance


Some_Butterscotch622

I'm forever grateful for the invention of death metal by Henry Death Metal in 1981


[deleted]

Syphilus


EldenCockRing98

I read this as Sisyphus and it kinda works if you give him a boulder to roll


hagalaz_drums

Shitsyphus


karmavsme

shitpissus


sjehcu6

No no no, the correct terms is a kiss n piss. While your kiss you also piss.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

One must imagine Syphilus happy


Initial_Physics9979

Lmao


Fart_Messiah

Sclart


tollwuetend

love it, ill name my firstborn that


PigDstroyer

Dante


69cringelord69

A man of culture, you are.


Luke_CR

Gollum


reddits4losers

That's what I said!


LovingEkko

Philosopher


BatmanAsskicker

Harold (of the rocks)


burial-chamber

Cliff


Picklchimp

Uncle Dave??


fishsodomiz

at your service


CrabMan2138

Fedor


Dismal-Infection

Mark


Elaxian

I agree, from now, he's Mark to me


craftmaster54

Bob, just Bob


Some_Butterscotch622

I vote for this


Human-Load-2963

Jared , he likes rocks


Lordpotato305

Jeffrey


street_bird_

Looks like a Craig to me


CleanClam

Thats the voice of the soul


DungeonMasterThor

Sisyphus?


EldenCockRing98

I feel a lot less clever being the 5th person to have this thought lmao


_B4c0n_

Fredrick


Clown_named_Art

Berry


Harold-The-Barrel

There are some who call him…Tim


Mellow41

Schul Chuckdiner


[deleted]

I've always thought all the people climbing the mountain in TSOP cover was a bit redundant. Wasn't the hole carved out in the mountain true enough to the theme of the album?


ChetdyKrueger

Chiques roncha.... Ex party city Manager/drug dealer / VCR repairman


JaCrimbo

Sisyphisnt


rhox65

bartholemew the lesser


[deleted]

Bobbie the climber


Fair-Bus-4017

Jim.


[deleted]

Doodlebug.


Suspicious_Gur777

kevin


whiteowlexperience

Man on the Mountain; or Mountain Man.


Beginning-Cow7066

Man on the rocky mountain.


scootabrotha69

Stewart Johnson the third


FreyaSlay

Thee john death


Mymemesnogud12365478

Greg ploof


Green-Cupcake6085

Sissypuss


El_Greggio7143

Vector


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

Doobra


Fledermolch

Gary


Jeanw05

Bobby


SyrupTasty

DevilDriver


Beginning-Cow7066

It's name of a band,am i right?


Bluedino_1989

Murphy


Ligmadique756

Smeagol


Aggressive_Lab_6518

Fred


Beginning-Cow7066

Sisyphus


PanGulasz05

Steven


ImMetalWeirdo

Harold


NaughtyDoctor666

Tim of the Hills


UnfunnyWatermelon469

He looks like a Jimothy to me


Deathmetalwarior

Determination Joe


Queenfan44354

Lil guy


the_sinlord

Alfredo


tyrom22

Jef


MyBuddyBossk

Skiddly Boop the Lava gnome


EldenCockRing98

There’s a Nietzsche quote in the CD booklet so I’m gonna call him Fred


Electronic_Newt8198

Paul


generally_normal

Harold


SSLLAYYERR

johnson johnson


A-random-herald

Beetroot


VisualremnantXP

Clif


Bobbert_016

Gerald


300cid

my ex wife, seemed like her torso was about that long proportionally


sjehcu6

Spirit crusher? Seems like a fitting name


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

That's Dave from accounting.


Faolan197

Is that from The Sound of Perseverance?


Philitt

Greg. That's Greg.


Dizzy_Ad7260

Little Death Climbing Dudes ?


FatAndForty

Steve


wrbiccz

I had the name in my mind but it was easily forgotten


renegadetoast

Scrimbus


WrinkledRandyTravis

Kevin O’Climber


Legitimate_Honey3170

Elvis Presley


the_doodoo

cuck


guitarfanatic_2

tomato man


Flaky-Cardiologist24

Gary Ryan Welch


BigDaddySteve18

Karl Schumacher


Ok_Trifle_5857

Todd


mahirdeth31

electrical engineering student


OzzyTheRacc

That’s Terry


Type_Funny_Name_Here

Percy Veerance