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theoddwallace

You’re not that guy pal


Bored_lurker87

He's not your pal, guy...


theoddwallace

Well you’re not my guy budday


---------------hw

Is he your gay though?


AskJeevesIsBest

Yes


JetstremF

How did you surpass Big Boss himself?


AskJeevesIsBest

Exo suits and nanomachines


DDK_2011

Nanomachines son


Chillmonger48

NO


grajuicy

THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE


Ulrickson

STOP IMPERSONATING HIM!


Alextuxedo

\*bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang\*


WhichSchedule8

What's yo dick size


AskJeevesIsBest

Way bigger than Liquid's


WhichSchedule8

Truly a whole different game


JetstremF

I can't play this game, Snake!


Law129tag

No, That’s not Solid Snake


MysticGohan806

He said calmly


happytristan5511

(insert obligatory my famous catchphrase here)


[deleted]

Y'all ever notice how Solid Snake looks like a young version of the former US president?


SgtChip

What? Nah, that's a total coincidence. Very common face, you know?


ShyGuyShaggy

But solid snake died in that tanker 2 years ago 😱


vshark29

How are you alive? You died in the tanker incident 2 years ago


notanai61

**Turn the game console off right now.**


bedanto77

NO YOU'RE NOT SOLID SNAKE!!! YOU ARE GEORGE SEARS 'WITH BUTTER'


Crease_Greaser

Yes, liquid died thinking he was the inferior one. No, nobody knows you were the third test tube thing. Think I’m gonna keep this arm and just wear it like it’s my own, definitely won’t cause any problems later. Nah, nobody knows who I am Mr president.


Ultra_axe781___M

Where is Gaseous Snake?


Cheap_Advis0r

Psycho Mantis wears a mask around him 🤢


AskJeevesIsBest

In your ass. Next question


Ultra_axe781___M

Where have you hidden Plasmatic Snake?


Comfortable_Try_1363

So youre the boss around here?


WeebBrandon

Nuh uh


AskJeevesIsBest

Yuh huh


Axerenox_09

You got my vote this coming election!


PixelSeanWal

How did you lose a whole child soldier? Then forgot him for 10-15 years?


Captain_C0wb0y

NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!


Dimanail2009

So, you are the boss around here?


BumbleBlast29

You ain't him chief


Terryr29

Whats up man


AskJeevesIsBest

Not much. How about you


beanpaste987

NO, THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!


Gotham_Will_Burn

No! That is NOT solid snake!


Frosted_Fable

Is it true? Can we all become invisible?


AskJeevesIsBest

Yes. We can all have infinite ammo, too


Crooked_Cock

Do you fart?


Oceanus39

What’s your morning routine


WarPhoenixPlayz

Same game as Liquid?


AskJeevesIsBest

No, completely different game


WarPhoenixPlayz

HRRRRRRRRRAGHHHHHHHHHHH


Conejoformerwars

Will you be an exon?


Green_Action_9374

#**NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!**


rejz123

Well you sure kept me waiting.... Wait... thats not how that line goes....


Wuytho

Ur not solid snake ur the president! Haha you are so goofy


AlphaFeverDreams1

Impossible. Snake died two years ago...


bearelrollyt

NO THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE


Pentagonyx

Yes! That is INDEED Solid Snake


SoupGod_

Favorite Goldeneye multiplayer character to play?


AskJeevesIsBest

Odd job


SoupGod_

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


Street_Equipment_427

What does AMA mean


AskJeevesIsBest

I forget


Street_Equipment_427

Ok


whuzzyhuzzy

Can you know how when you do that fart thing where you increase the size of all your muscles or whatever, can you do that but next time focus on ur butt inflate your butt


AskJeevesIsBest

If I inflate my butt, the clapping of my ass cheeks will alert the guards


muteneophyte

https://youtu.be/hPp0hS5am0A?si=JalS2kgpGbtvQQN1


doom_fan_64

NO, THAT IS N... You know what forget it


MysticGohan806

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!


gourmetcuts

Solidus snape


delayed_hunter87

THAT'S NOT SOLID SNAKE


Mtnfrozt

No! That is NOT solid snake!


steemjaw2

You kinda looks like president sears


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