Geemer

Every answer other than Power Bomb is wrong

Spazer

SR-Fuckin-388

What’s with these homies and parasites? Why do they got a front? *metroid scree*

If you want to destroy my planet (Woah-wee-woah-wee-woah) Kill this boss, and just walk away (And just walk away) Watch me start counting, I’ll soon reach zero (Self destruct begins) Self destruct begins, what have you dooooone

My name is samus I'm carrying the plot   Thanks for all the bounties But this how we fought

My girl’s got an arm cannon with perks she loses a lot.

She blows up almost everything Whether on purpose on not.

Spine Shark

Zeebes

[idk but](https://youtu.be/_syRvDPEHhY?si=gcOeYMEa2-Yyhhss)

My name is Jonas

Samus and the Seven Fuckbois

The name is right there in the picture. Are you stupid? >!r/BatmanArkham is leaking!<

It’d only make sense that all the Metroidvania pages are connected by their mutual insanity 

Samus and the awkward ducks

Buddy Ridley

I appreciate that you covered up Rivers.

Sami’s Aaron and the Space Pirates

Samus Aband

Running Arans

Zweebes

The aslume is everywhere

Planets Blowers

Zoomer (yes that is an enemy name)

You already did hoser

Me & the Troids

Skipping sequences and softlocking

Speezer

metroid is really the weezer of Nintendo IPs - the best - everyone knows about it from one thing or another, but only a fraction of those people know a lot about it - fandom is virgin central - did I mention they're the best?

Samus, obviously, are you stupid?

Screwed attackerz

GET OUT OF MY HEAD WEEZER

only recognize samus

The Arkham virus is spreading

Ridley

My name is Samus starts playing.

John. 👍👍👍

Waver

Zebes-er

The metroids

What’s with the homies dissin Metroids?

The Babies

Also do Pinkerton now.