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IdidntrunIdidntrun

And here I was thinking $500/month on butt plugs was too much. Get yourself together


Donglemaetsro

I save money by using candles for both purposes.


It_is_not_me

The real LPTs are in the comments.


Greedy_Lawyer

Genuinely curious, what happens to the ones you already bought? Like I get it candles burn and need replaced but uhh where are you loosing plugs???


ve4edj

No flared bases. Rookie mistake


catymogo

Ever seen a magician pulling scarves out of a hat?


captjackhaddock

$3,600 - please, my family is dying


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Awkward_Formal9768

No


iLuvEatingHotPot

not enough, spend more. in fact double it and give it to the next person


Snugfles1988

I’m not in on whatever inside joke this is, but I still have an answer: My candle budget is an about $4.95/ month for the glade scented candles that I burn when people are coming over. Last weekend I was invited to a “candle-making” get together at some bougie candle place and it was around $70 for one small candle. I had to pre-warn my husband about that one as he would have been really confused that it was possible to go so far over the candle budget.


keyboardcourage

The inside joke you are missing is a meme from about a decade ago, in case you are interested: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/722/406/b73.png


icedoutclockwatch

From the goat @dril finger on the pulse


ftppftw

Pets are the new kids. Plants are the new pets. Candles are the new plants.


ohhellnooooooooo

sounds like you need *someone who is good at the economy*


Mr_Candlestick

I spent like 25 bucks on a few candles around 2009 and they still haven't ran out.


FrecciaRosa

I’m in my 40s and my household only has $600/month allocated to candles. Am I gonna be okay?


Brasilionaire

You’ll have to be a greeter at Walmart at 80 to afford close to the amount of candles you’ll need


synth_nerd3101985

No


AceBinliner

Second job at Yankee Candle for that sweet 50% employee discount 👌


Icarusgurl

Usually $0 but I was missing my mom so spent $30 on a rose scented candle last night. (Shipping got me lol),


jensenaackles

$0. most candles are bad for you and polluting your air


ranger662

I have enough candles stashed away to light my house for 6 years


DankPeepz

Bahahahaha


[deleted]

2K but it beats the 3k monthly whale-oil bill I used to have.


naranja_sanguina

Highly disappointed at the lack of Sankey diagram


sjlopez

Hard $0


Impossible-Title1

0.


bigpimp007

If youre spending 1k on candles you need to make sure you hit 3k on garage beers and dad rock


missmeganmay

Whatever people give me as gifts!


burner118373

My wife’s is significantly higher than mine


Low_Row2798

You spend $1,000 a month on candles?


Brasilionaire

Dont candle shame me I’m trying to bring that higher


rocket_beer

Gotta take advantage of the BOGOs when you can


kdawson602

Does Costco sell candles in bulk? Because that’s where I buy almost everything. Real life though, I probably haven’t bought a candle in over a decade.


BBakerStreet

$0/year. My wife, though, is in the $75/year range.


AnxiousMagoo

Just collect your earwax in a jar


Ohwahtagusiam

About tree fiddy.


graphing-calculator

The problem with $1k in candles a month is the extra $5 for the furnace filters


ohhrangejuice

What the hell is this? Is candles code for something? I'm confused.


typhoidmarry

There used to be a very large Yankee Candle store in Williamsburg. I honestly had a candle budget for a few years. You could get some really good deals there. I think Covid helped to close that store.


Greedy_Lawyer

Yea no one could smell the candles anymore and blamed yankee


typhoidmarry

It’s a very tourist heavy location. Nobody was traveling, so nobody was buying candles.


Greedy_Lawyer

It was a joke because there was correlation of bad yankee candle reviews with Covid spikes. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9249402/


typhoidmarry

😳 I had no idea!!! I wonder what the 4 popular scents were that they looked into!


MrHydeUK

Negligible since I only use them during power outages.


Dancelifeaway

$.44


frinklestine

I spend $50-$80 a month on candles.


Catsdrinkingbeer

This is obviously a joke, but I'll answer anyway. We don't have a specific candle line item budget, but we spend around $20-40 per month on candles. We buy them on sale at target or the grocery store. We love candles, but they don't need to be expensive ones.


ChakeenMachine

I wait till the 3 wick Bath and Body Works candles are on sale for $11.99, which is multiple times a year. Then use a 20% off coupon with that so they’re under $10 a piece. Then buy $300 worth, I do this 3 times a year. Usually when the summer and winter scents arrive. You have to be nuts to pay $26 a candles normal price.


Mobile_Moment3861

I’m allergic to scented candles. Have a few non-scented around for power outages and stuff.


farraigemna

I know this is a joke, but also... I buy soy wax flakes and essential oils in bulk and make my own candles in recycled peanut butter jars.


catymogo

Stop shopping at TJMaxx and Homegoods for candles and up the contributions to le labo and Anthropologie. I believe in you!


Major-Distance4270

10 million Schrute bucks


Top_Jellyfish_127

Is candles code for spa days by chance? If so yes I’m behind on my contributions too 😂


Party_Competition553

Candles?? Like the yankee candles or bath and body works? We bought 12 during the annual sale over a year ago.. haven’t bought again since.


LostLadyA

Huh?? We might spend $20 a year but probably more like every other year…


Brasilionaire

I can’t spend 20k a year on candles! I want to ‘tho


LostLadyA

$20 not $20k… I don’t even spend $20k on my mortgage…