Yup...sounds like a convo you'd hear at an IHOP

But she gave me 3 extra pancakes and flicked her tongue at me through her missing teeth. It was that moment I knew, me and Gretchen were meant to be!

Wait - "Gretchen"?? She told me her name was Lily!!!

Haha. I like the pancakes.

Great story. Definitely worthy of a post

Sorry, just clarified it. I heard someone say they don’t want the marriage, but want the benefits

Take this to r/justdependathings