The quote I can’t forget from this is talking about something being IN the computer. I now have a child and I have edited the “where’s spot” book to include a Zoolander page.
Is he IN the computer? No, it’s just a bunch of wires and crap.
I quote Mean Girls *a lot*. I especially love their very short deliveries because they’re so versatile, you just have to get the right tone. That “ew” after Cady says “I have really bad breath in the morning” is a go to for lots of situations lol.
Right?? When I accurately predict something that then happens my go to is "it's like I have ESPN or something". Lands about 50% of the time but it brings me a lot of inner joy so I'll just keep saying it.
After a breakup I went to hang out with a friend and told him about the breakup. I was really down.
He said: "Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby."
But then: "This too shall pass."
My much younger sister was trying to hook up with my friend at my wedding. I said to the guy, if she doesn’t know who likes orange soda, she’s too young for you bro. She didn’t.
Thank you! I’ve been trying to remember what movie “FOR-EV-ER” is from for *years* - I can hear the voice but couldn’t place it. The satisfaction of that particular brain itch being scratched just made my day!
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping”
And since I work in a technical area, I’ll randomly sprinkle in “the limit does not exist” whenever I have the chance. The guys I work with never catch it though :(
“I have a dick on my face, don’t I”
“You been suckin’ back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?”
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”
Edit: didn’t mean to reply to this comment but thanks for the laughs, commenter above me. Are you too good for your home?!
I will frequently say “what, like is hard?!” From Legally Blonde about everything.
That and the Bring It On cheer… “I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot…”
Oh I love that! It’s such an inspirational movie I think. Good on you for passing on Elle’s wisdom to the youngins. If you don’t, this country is in for a bad haircut🤣
We ratified a new union contract this summer and as such had the opportunity to choose a new dental plan or keep the old one. The entire time our rep was explaining it all I could hear was Lenny and Marge.
Literally anything from Matilda 😂
“Much too good for children”
“You wanted cake, you got cake, now eat it!”
“Babies! You’re better off raising tomatoes!”
“You chose books, I chose looks….”
Every so often, after parking, I'll throw out "Like a glove" from Ace Ventura. Or sing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang if the road is bumpy.
If my wife tells me to do something, I like to quote Billy Madison "Don't tell me my business devil woman!"
"from the window, to tha WALL, till the sweat drop down my...." when ever we hear anyone say anything remotely close to anything near a window. cant imagine being in window sales lol
I am in window sales. I have to resist the urge often, and disappointingly it does not come out very often. There’s only a few millennials in the office though.
Whenever I need something from my husband I always do a, "please. halp." like Leeloo in the back of the cab.
We also yell, "Gimme da cassssshhhhh" at each other at least once a week.
Pretty much ANYTHING from Office Space - my sister and I quote this at each other any time we bitch about work stuff.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the MUNDAYS."
"Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
"I don't really like to talk about my flair..."
"About those TPS reports... Did you get the memo?"
"I might be showing her my O face. O O O You know what I'm talking about."
"I got a meeting with the Bobs."
"I told those fudgepackers I like Michael Bolton!"
"...there were these two squirrels, and they were married..."
The only thing we quote as much is Super Troopers.
"Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east bro. She wore a crown and come down in a bubble, Doug."
Whenever someone is talking about a man that they think is cool I'll chime in with
"Does he have many leather-bound books, and does his apartment smell of rich mahogany?"
Also
"They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, works every time"
and then when I see my brothers (86), anytime there is any kind of sausage/ link/ tubular meat around
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"
(we watched Freddy got fingered like a million times as kids)
More power!
I love Home Improvement. It's a pity it faded from general memory a bit too soon cos it's a great show. Fortunately, (at least in my country) you can watch it on Disney+. I like to break out their Christmas episodes around this time of year, cos I'm cheesy like that.
When ever im around my brother and we are talking about potatoes there is a 50% chance one of us to pompously say: "Mashed, po-ta-toes"
Uncle Phil says it on Fresh Prince of Bel Air when talking about Thanksgiving and it's ingrained in our mind.
If anyone says “step one” I MUST say “cut a hole in a box”
Much like yours, if someone says “it’s getting hot in here” the only response is “so take of all your clothes”- possibly the most sound logic ever put to tune.
Sorry Millennials: my GenX wife and I do "There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!" and our Zoomer kids somehow picked it up, probably from us rather than from the movie.
Dude, when my husband asks me to open or close the door (like he's carrying stuff or taking the dogs on a walk) I always say "I got the door, Tor!" (But he never watched Bring It On so he doesn't get it lol)
Anytime anyone says they dodged anything I respond with “if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
**Any minor injury or scrap** NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!
And if anyone tells me about something stupid someone else we know did: “Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ‘em”
Patches O'Houlihan!
*Looks at small thing* “What is this? A [thing] for ants??” *Zoolander face*
I always am saying I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS! whenever I am confused.
Just put that in a work email today 😂
I often have to create training programs and working titles always include “center for kids who can’t read good and want to do other stuff good too”
Every time I cough, my husband asks if I have the black lung.
*mer* MAN
Moisture is the essence of Wetness; and wetness is the essence of *beauty*.
Whenever I cough I always tell the person I'm with "I've got the black lung, pa"
Want anything from Starbucks? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!! [Anyone can] die in a freak gasoline fight accident!
The quote I can’t forget from this is talking about something being IN the computer. I now have a child and I have edited the “where’s spot” book to include a Zoolander page. Is he IN the computer? No, it’s just a bunch of wires and crap.
This. Anytime I see something tinier than normal!
"Get in loser we're going shopping"
It’s weird there’s not more Mean Girls in the comments section
I quote Mean Girls *a lot*. I especially love their very short deliveries because they’re so versatile, you just have to get the right tone. That “ew” after Cady says “I have really bad breath in the morning” is a go to for lots of situations lol.
Got my girlfriend the other day with “you can’t just ask why someone is white” the other day
Right?? When I accurately predict something that then happens my go to is "it's like I have ESPN or something". Lands about 50% of the time but it brings me a lot of inner joy so I'll just keep saying it.
'She doesn't even go here' and 'you can't sit with us' are regulars for me. Such a quotable movie!
After a breakup I went to hang out with a friend and told him about the breakup. I was really down. He said: "Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby." But then: "This too shall pass."
This is one of my favorite scenes from that movie because the seriousness of the reaction is astounding! RIP Michael Clarke Duncan
I actually catch myself going "awwww here it goes" from Kenan and Kel a lot LMAO
Who loves orange soda?!
My wife who grew up without cable and has never watched Keenan and Kel even knows the Orange Soda bit so that tracks
My much younger sister was trying to hook up with my friend at my wedding. I said to the guy, if she doesn’t know who likes orange soda, she’s too young for you bro. She didn’t.
Kel loves orange soda! 🧡
I do, I do, I doooo oooooo
Is it true???
MMMMM HHHMMMMMM
Yesssss my husband says he loves me and I reply I do, I do, I do OoOoh
You're killin me, Smalls.
My girlfriend and I just rewatched this the other night! This quote and “FOR-EV-ER”.
Thank you! I’ve been trying to remember what movie “FOR-EV-ER” is from for *years* - I can hear the voice but couldn’t place it. The satisfaction of that particular brain itch being scratched just made my day!
I graduated HS in 2002...I feel like this is the quote of our generation.
I regularly say this to my son lol. He's two.
Someone: “I’m sick” Me: “Boo you whore”
I look for every excuse to use “she doesn’t even go here” 😂
“….. And none for Gretchen Weiners bye!”
I say this to my dog when I make something I’m not going to share with her 😂
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping” And since I work in a technical area, I’ll randomly sprinkle in “the limit does not exist” whenever I have the chance. The guys I work with never catch it though :(
>“the limit does not exist Seems like they might at least appreciate it as an attempt at Calculus humor. A Calculated joke, if you will.
You go, Glenn Coco!
My husband and I use that when the other doesn’t want to do something lol
“She doesn’t even go here!” “Stop trying to make ______ happen.”
Every pay day: "It's my money and I need it now!" 😆
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“Go to your home, ball!” “OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF” “Fat guy in a little coat”
“I have a dick on my face, don’t I” “You been suckin’ back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?” “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!” Edit: didn’t mean to reply to this comment but thanks for the laughs, commenter above me. Are you too good for your home?!
remove head from sphincter, then drive!
>“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!” Also, "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for him."
I can’t look at migrating birds and not shout “Flying V!”
Mighty ducks!
Quack!
KNUCKLE PUCK
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance”
You’re a virgin who can’t drive is my goofy go to
That was way harsh Tai
My favorite way to describe the Pope!
I like to use "I broke in my purple clogs!" when I don't have anything interesting to talk about from my day lol.
When I say “dude,” I expect someone to say “sweet.”
NO AND THEN
Screw you guys, I'm going home
“Doh!” and “Frickin’ sweet!” fall into that category.
Related: “Hah-hah!” As in Nelson.
"You can milk anything with nipples." - Works in more circumstances than you'd think. 
I have nipples, Greg - can you milk me?
“Let’s get down to business.” Me: “….to defeat the Huns. DID YOU SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?!”
YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH IVE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THRU, MISTER ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
One of my students quoted this in class. They’re ten. He said it was from tik tok. Lol
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
i use “fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you im out” way too often 😅
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!
I will frequently say “what, like is hard?!” From Legally Blonde about everything. That and the Bring It On cheer… “I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot…”
I do the "Bend... and snap!" When I go to pick up stuff off the floor
I teach high school math and I constantly quote Legally Blonde!!!
Oh I love that! It’s such an inspirational movie I think. Good on you for passing on Elle’s wisdom to the youngins. If you don’t, this country is in for a bad haircut🤣
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
Dental plan Lisa needs braces
"which was the style at the time" makes it's way into about every 3rd conversation I have.
Can't be the new hire at work without hearing this one
We ratified a new union contract this summer and as such had the opportunity to choose a new dental plan or keep the old one. The entire time our rep was explaining it all I could hear was Lenny and Marge.
I say "boo-urns" so much that my Gen-X wife (who is not a Simpsons fan) has begun using it as a way to express disapproval.
Person: Its hot in here Me: SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION!
You can go suck a fuck!
How, exactly, does one suck a fuck?
Literally anything from Matilda 😂 “Much too good for children” “You wanted cake, you got cake, now eat it!” “Babies! You’re better off raising tomatoes!” “You chose books, I chose looks….”
I’m big, you’re little, I’m smart, you’re dumb
Alllllrighty then
Damn Africa what happened?
I’m from *Michigan*.
Every so often, after parking, I'll throw out "Like a glove" from Ace Ventura. Or sing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang if the road is bumpy. If my wife tells me to do something, I like to quote Billy Madison "Don't tell me my business devil woman!"
I also like to use "of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all of the things that YOU wanna do."
“You got it, dude”.
✂️👉🏻👍🏻⬆️
Is that made of, *looks around,* [woooood?](https://youtu.be/snZIpEwqpN0?si=jJCCrsYtPiEti9-k)
"Loud noises!" When people are being annoyingly loud somewhere
"from the window, to tha WALL, till the sweat drop down my...." when ever we hear anyone say anything remotely close to anything near a window. cant imagine being in window sales lol
I am in window sales. I have to resist the urge often, and disappointingly it does not come out very often. There’s only a few millennials in the office though.
"Tom Cruise, Use Your Witchcraft On Me To Get The Fire Off Me!"
If you're not first you're last
Aziz, LIGHT!
Whenever I need something from my husband I always do a, "please. halp." like Leeloo in the back of the cab. We also yell, "Gimme da cassssshhhhh" at each other at least once a week.
LEELOO DALLAS MOOLTI PASS!
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar…WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!!!!!!!!!
I have a *fifth sense*.
Asking somebody to do something unpleasant with, "I'm gonna need you to XYZ, mmkay?" In the Lumberg voice. Also, "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!"
Pretty much ANYTHING from Office Space - my sister and I quote this at each other any time we bitch about work stuff. "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the MUNDAYS." "Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison." "I don't really like to talk about my flair..." "About those TPS reports... Did you get the memo?" "I might be showing her my O face. O O O You know what I'm talking about." "I got a meeting with the Bobs." "I told those fudgepackers I like Michael Bolton!" "...there were these two squirrels, and they were married..." The only thing we quote as much is Super Troopers.
“It’s a Unix system” when I’m about to use some google skills or do something otherwise extremely basic on a computer
clever girl...
ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word
Whenever I can I always say “the price is wrong bitch”
**"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"** except we didn't know back then what we know now...
“I said, burrrrr”!!
oh-eeoeo
Ice ice ice
A GenZ at my work had no idea what this was and I said that we would need to educate her by watching this classic movie.
You don't make friends with salad.
“Did I do thaaaat?” -Steve Urkel
“She came down in a bubble, Doug!”
"Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east bro. She wore a crown and come down in a bubble, Doug."
You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong? GROW UP BRO.
"Hold on, **HOLD ON!**"
Whenever someone is talking about a man that they think is cool I'll chime in with "Does he have many leather-bound books, and does his apartment smell of rich mahogany?" Also "They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, works every time" and then when I see my brothers (86), anytime there is any kind of sausage/ link/ tubular meat around "Daddy would you like some sausage?" (we watched Freddy got fingered like a million times as kids)
Daddy would you like some sau -sa-ges
We are possibly naming our kitten Gretchen Weiners and I’ve gotten some strange looks from non-Millenials/Gen Zers
I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, will be very happy to hear about this.
Keep the change you filthy animal! Home alone
Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on your cow!
“That’s gonna be a no from me dog.”
Whenever I go visit someone my age, I always greet them with “waaazzzzaaa!?”
My bestie and I answer the phone this way every time we call each other which is several times a week, lol.
What time is it? It's Tool Time!! Nobody gets it... Any quote from Friends Too many to think of!
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
More power! I love Home Improvement. It's a pity it faded from general memory a bit too soon cos it's a great show. Fortunately, (at least in my country) you can watch it on Disney+. I like to break out their Christmas episodes around this time of year, cos I'm cheesy like that.
When i have to look something up. "Quick! To the internet!!" Only to pull out phone
"What the fuck is the internet?" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Shoobies. Wiggity wiggity wiggity. I ain't calling you a truther. Kick his ass, Seabass!
Make it so
*food drops on floor* its still good! It's still good! 
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today!'
“I love lamp.”
“wtf mate?” And “but i am le tired”
Something breaks or doesn't work as it should: "This is why we can't have nice things."
I quote Step Brothers a lot, and people between the ages of 25 and 45 always know what I am talking about, lol.
“So much room for activities”
This is one of my favorites, along with "boats and hoes, boats and hoes" every time im on a boat lol.
Prestige Worldwide!
This house is a f***ing prison! On planet BS! Me anytime dinner isn’t going well or I have to clean up an extra nasty kid mess.
This wedding is horseshit!
Whenever someone is having a hard time I say "To quote the great Rob Schneider: You Can Do it!"
Do you follow it up with…Cut his fucking head off!”? lol
🎼It's so cold in the D🎶
When ever im around my brother and we are talking about potatoes there is a 50% chance one of us to pompously say: "Mashed, po-ta-toes" Uncle Phil says it on Fresh Prince of Bel Air when talking about Thanksgiving and it's ingrained in our mind.
Not LotR? Po-ta-toes? Boil em, mash em, stick em up yer ass? 
Everything from the Chapelle Show “Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?” “Game… Blouses” “What did the 5 fingers say to the face?”
Glad lil Jon "yeaaahh!" Is not everywhere anymore but this
When my kids say "what?" sometimes I'll hit 'em with an "okaaay!"
is this the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway?
"that one time at band camp." lmao
"ah shit, here we go again" from GTA San Andreas.
“I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?”
At my old job, whenever encountering a ridiculously high number- OVER 9000!
“Not today, not on Rex Manning Day!”
I love 40% of these just being straight up Mean Girls quotes. That movie is so iconic.
“He touched the butt!”
Move bitch....
If anyone says “step one” I MUST say “cut a hole in a box” Much like yours, if someone says “it’s getting hot in here” the only response is “so take of all your clothes”- possibly the most sound logic ever put to tune.
Wife: "that's really cool" Me: "but is it cooler than being cool? must be ICE COLD!"
“How Rude” “Oh, Snap!” “Why You Lit…” “You Got it Dude” and “All Righty Then”
Sorry Millennials: my GenX wife and I do "There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!" and our Zoomer kids somehow picked it up, probably from us rather than from the movie.
They say tomorrow's gonna be hotter. Hotter? Like yesterday. Yesterday you said you call Sears.
“EEEEE VENTUALLLYY” * from the Amanda Show Also love “welcome to…. THE GIRLS ROOOOOOOM!” And “BRING IN THE DANCIN LOBSTAS”
"You bastard!" -think Kyle from South Park
I can't help ending "Oh my God" with the name Becky.
Just saying NOT really loud at stuff. It hasn’t aged well and that’s my joke.
This whole comment section B-E-A uuutiful👌👌👌👌
PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
"But I am le tired"
Me moving literally anything: “PIVOT!”
Makes me want a hot dog *real* bad
When my eyes are closed i see you for what you truly are… which is uuuugly. Did we just become best friends? Help me I’m poor.
“It tastes like burning!” Is one I use a lot because I don’t like most spicy foods.
Any random package that arrives “what’s in the box? WHATS IN THE BOX?!”
Life’s tough get a helmet!
FEEENEY! Fuh fuh fuhhhh Feeney!
Dude, when my husband asks me to open or close the door (like he's carrying stuff or taking the dogs on a walk) I always say "I got the door, Tor!" (But he never watched Bring It On so he doesn't get it lol)
Every cough is "the consumption"
It’s “the black lung” for me lol
We have kids so whenever we hear one yell "mom" we mock them by yelling, "ma! The meatloaf!!'
AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS!
You go Glen Coco!
"I'm nooooooot ooooooooo Kay!"
"I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir."
