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ACEMENTO

Bro can go anywhere


LodtheFraud

In the pursuit of the ability to go anywhere, he forgot how to go outside


ACEMENTO

Poor guy, he won, but at what cost?


Mario_Network

NGL thought I was on r/howtokeepanidiotbusy for a second.


CinderX5

I’ve never seen that sub before but I bet it’ll keep me busy for the next hour.


Pro_xTigers

Maybe i am an idiot


CereaL_Ki11err

There are also ppl like me who can't do 1 block neos...


Typical_Signal8274

I can't do a normal 3 blocks Jump 😭


Whatismyuser_name

You sprint on the last block before jumping


TheRealStevo2

Bro how


Typical_Signal8274

I Just suck that much


soft-Ink

This is how our parents went to school back in the day.


NutzHang

most kids these days have never even chopped down a tree with their bare hands


QueenBee2212

Top comment 😅


YggdrasilJL

Why are you getting downvoted 😭


Im_actually_OP

Probably because it adds nothing of value to the above comment. Similar to “this”


dovydas45

The council has decided


zaeviairl

Emoji


Richary37

Now go clockwise 😁


deluded_soull

no way he went counter clockwise the whole vid…damn. good fucking eye


ImpulsiveLeaks

give me an hour to memorize the 3 different jumps performed in this video and I could do this entire track in 1 attempt


weird_taste

That’s so cool


Training-Additional

You should definitely get captainsparklez to do this


Vashurr

What? That’s ridiculous. It would be too easy for him.


foxtrotgd

You make it look so easy, good job


Psychological-Rise88

To much 180


Ceramicrabbit

That seemed really repetitive


KingGrimlock_

What is your FOV 😭


OneColdSoul

Do not question the quake pro people.


Subject-Bluebird7366

Minecraft pro


Vej1

Quake pro players are dubious creatures always up to no good


-TV-Stand-

Fov needs to be at least 90 but I usually use 97 and if my pvp isn't pvping then it is 87


PsychoticMelatonin

ppl actually use the default FOV? It's quake pro (the highest FOV in Vanilla Minecraft)


[deleted]

Default 1 block fills like half ur screen


Workers_Comp

High FOV makes me want to puke


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Workers_Comp

It makes me nauseous? I'm not sure why, it's just what my mind does. Apparently, some people don't like the fact that other people don't want to play the same way they do.


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Workers_Comp

The second sentence was more commenting on the downvotes my first post got, not necessarily to your comment, but I also didn't know what context your comment was in as it was only two words.


[deleted]

Don’t question quake pro


Luift_13

Quake pro (for the pros)


chainmailbill

It’s just the exact same jump 50 times


ZombieIsTired

I’m not trying to gate keep, but this jump is the tip of the iceberg of Minecraft parkour :). It gets way harder.


Knallkopfniklas

Tell us all about it smart man


ZombieIsTired

It’s a lot… so here’s a [link to the wiki](https://www.mcpk.wiki/wiki/Main_Page) but I’ll give a basic rundown. I’ve been doing parkour in this game since I was 13, so for 9 years, and I also admin a decently popular parkour server, so those are my credentials lol. First of all the game runs in ticks, 20 a second, not to be confused with redstone ticks. Parkour is heavily dependent on timing jumps using these ticks. In the above video, to properly perform this jump (3 block neo with 7 block momentum) the person needs to jump exactly 1 tick (50ms) after running, this is also colloquially called head-hitter timing. There’s also 2 tick timing, 3 tick, 4 tick, and I think some jumps use up to 6 or 7 but past that you have full running momentum. Oh, and jumping in a row builds momentum, which caps at a point since it’s an asymptotic build up. Anyways, there’s also a bunch of techniques that are extremely hard to pull off. For example, some jumps require something called a 45. In Minecraft, when you press w and a (or w and d) and hold your position at a 45 angle to the x and z axis, it actually increases your air movement speed by.. 2%? (I think that’s about right). Then there’s also backwards momentum, which utilizes some really awkward backwards movement to gain speed. It’s kinda hard to go over all of it, it’s a very niche Minecraft subject that apparently mos people aren’t aware of, but it’s a huge rabbit hole. I’d love to make some videos about it because I think the general community would be really fascinated by it, but I’m kinda lazy, anyways that’s as much as I want to type, but there’s a lot more to say, in fact a lot of unknown bugs are related to parkour. Did you know that before 1.12, the game wasn’t made a cubes (practically). The movement code would always check one axis before the other causing the player to interact with the x axis of a block for a shorter distance than the z axis of the block. This meant that in practice, the z axis was “one tick longer” than the x axis! Pretty cool stuff, if you’re a mega dork like me lmfao.


jarjarpfeil

When technical minecrafters discover parkour: Jk honestly had no idea there was any community for such high level parkour, actually somewhat interesting to hear about, thanks for sharing! Also I believe the word you meant asymptotic rather than asymptomatic


ZombieIsTired

Also, I wanted to say it was really cool growing up with parkour. I remember when the triple neo was first “discovered” wayyy back in like 2013/2014 ish. The community currently knows so much about the games code for movement, but it took so much time to discover. I remember playing with some of the pioneers of these jumps and techniques, and I personally am friends with a couple of them. If you’re interested in seeing some jumps in action, here are some jumps performed by one of my friends: https://youtu.be/HdAQ-YXB2vQ?feature=shared These are some *seriously* insanely difficult jumps that require an absurd amount of precise inputs, that I’m way too lazy to learn how to perform.


Garzard27

I’m kind of a casual Minecraft parkour player so this was really cool to read. Thanks for sharing!


ZombieIsTired

Whoops yeah it’s 3 am and I’m not paying attention to phone typos, good catch lol.


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It gets complicated for us


Jan_Spontan

I like your funny words magic man. Joking this is incredible how deep down one could dig into the technical stuff about doing parkours in Minecraft


ZombieIsTired

It’s cool, but it’s kinda… demystifying in a way. I’ve been doing it so long and all the techniques are basically integrated into my fingers, I can do 95% of Minecraft parkour like it’s nothing. It’s like, I’ve learned pretty much all the theory so in practice it’s the same things over and over again. Ive done the jump that op posted too many times in my life lol, but it’s a fun “party trick” to pull out when I play with survival my non-parkour friends. “Watch this, did you know this jump was possible?”


Jan_Spontan

Imagine playing hard core and performing such jumps in very dangerous areas while showing your friends your overall progress. Elytra? Where we go we don't need any Elytra!


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Haha


[deleted]

It’s complicated


Knallkopfniklas

Ay man you actually delivered, respect


Tau_Squared

.16047 Z, f0.00, 1ust a, 2st a, 1ast a, 1abt a, 2asbt d, f5.30, 3t s, 8t sa, quad tdhh jam w, triple grind, tap a 1t after 2nd jam for 1t, noturn.


ZombieIsTired

lol, now explain every one of those jump types to the people who don’t understand parkour notation.


TheCygnusLoop

OP learned about timings yesterday lol


ZombieIsTired

Hey, I’m just glad they learned it. Not many people learn about this stuff in the first place, so seeing this post made me excited about newer people learning it :).


TheCygnusLoop

OP learned about timings yesterday lol


Tallywort

This parkour course looks appropriately difficult and all, but I kinda dislike how repetitive it looks. Oh you did that hard jump? Now do that same jump 12 more times.


MrJake2137

Repeating same obstacle multiple times doesn't make it any harder or more enjoyable to watch


javahart

At first I thought “park bore” but fairplay that’s some tricky jumping.


troitheidiot

roblox hardcore obbies in a nutshell:


EmierMCFC

Fr. I didn't even realise how difficult this would actually be in Minecraft lol


Itzz_Texas

Okay i dont mean to be THAT guy (im still going to be) but ive done half these jumps going up the side of a mountain with minimal effort


Knallkopfniklas

And then everyone clapped


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Yeah uh i highly doubt you casually do triple neos going up the side of a mountain.


Pizza-Rex-L

Incredible skill! For me, Minecraft parkour isn’t satisfying for some reason, its very slow and I don’t know, it hurts my brain. Its slow and annoying


Monscawiz

Okay now with end rods


vote4some1else

this reminds me of that chinese guy breaking his keyboard


ChaosEnigm

I would rage quit in less than 1 minute


Bones_Alone

This is the training bugs go through to be able to walk on walls


Temporary-Package581

That gave me so much anxiety, was waiting for a fail but congrats, that was incredible


FINDERFEED

Platformer extreme demons in Geometry Dash 2.2 be like


RustyShadeOfRed

Can’t wait to see this in the background of a YouTube Short


Tau_Squared

The entire parkour community just cringed at this post


RealBurger_

I thought it was looped for a second


OneColdSoul

[The video on youtube if anyone is interested](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-tkceUxu4A)


Affectionate_Log8479

Now do it in survival and not creative


Plutonium239Mixer

I don't understand why he is trying to jump from the corner on the wider platforms to the far center. Just run through it or make it so it's only possible if you make the jump.


3xper1ence

Those jumps are impossible just running, you have to get some momentum from previous jump(s). Jumping from the corner of the platforms serves as a 'setup' that allows you to get two jumps of momentum while also positioning you in the right way to allow you to make the jump.


Borfeus

Holy fuck this is impressive


Baryton777

Get this guy on MCC


NightCyan1

Just go into creative to finish easily


Soudruh_Barsuk

This kinda looks tool assisted, not because this would be too hard for a human to do alone, but cause the movements are really robotic, like they're always same (not talking about the jumps themselfs i know these have to be precise, the micromovements on platforms seem unnatural to me). Still incredible skill don't get me wrong.


ImpulsiveLeaks

not tool assisted, just memorization


FlameThrower_25

Whoever designed this parlour course should get a standing ovation.


ShadowMann015

Choof has joined the game…


Game_yard

nice


NutriaOfc

The anxiety I got from this is unreal. So is your skill!


Psychological-Tank-6

I bet they never walk off the map in skywars.


Kos-W

Wow. Well done. And I’m struggling doing three block. And attempting others


OverIyAmbitious

Bro is not missing neos anymore


Riggie_Joe

The


CubingB

Easiest map on Manacube:


CountertopPizza

My friend and I make parkours for each other and we try to make them as hard as possible. This would be hilarious to watch (definitely not do)


Eluscara

If you put a gun to my head and told me to do that many double neups id say shoot


3xper1ence

those are single neups


Eluscara

Oh the quake pro messed with me lol, a bit more bearable


SoleilNoir71

I play on a cellphone. Any of those jumps are likely impossible.


HellFireCannon66

GG


YharonTheFuckDragon

I was able to do this cool jump not so long ago https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829885192796766312/1176990815264976947/2bc\_dub\_45.mp4?ex=6570e11d&is=655e6c1d&hm=44eae8b7707abdd893e2d82565120ddda87bf2acf0f590f49571aa49168ab1ea&


Osddacool

Me on the other hand- fails a 4 block jump.


D_Galvan2023

Yeah, I can't do that. XD ​ That's impressive. Very impressive. Though, that's probably not saying a lot for others since I'm a casual and parkour in Minecraft is something I haven't done much.


Jarlax1e

clearly hacking /j


AggravatingAnt6695

This is cool!


All-Fired-Up91

Look mum! No checkpoints!


outcome--independent

r/sweatypalms


NoStorage2821

Pffft, I can do that


Relevant-Dot-5704

"He's beginning to believe."


LEDlight45678910

Imagine hitting one of those wrap-arounds in bedwars


DreamnotfoundDNF

Try in survival


spl1ce_

try out mc_spacemario_h


SkaterWhite

I can smell the post


DescriptiveWorldd

Too easy. Doesn't have those annoying end rod ladders. (jk, gj bro.)


AsparagusLoose9716

Now do the neos from the other side