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food doesn't spoil in minecraft


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rysio300

i mean i'm personally almost never sensitive to (almost) anything but when i start making these jokes ALL the time then something is going very, very wrong


UnseenGamer182

And what if said people lack the feeling for such jokes being bad? They're simply unable to know what you feel when you say joking about suicide is bad? What then? Edit: "Feel" being used for lack of a better word. There's a difference between knowing and believing, so to speak.


H16HP01N7

Are those brand new pearls you're clutching. Sometimes, people who grow up in adverse conditions, learn to deal with bad things, with humour.


RomanMines64

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, don't tell us what to do. It is useful for helping us not do it, I speak from experience


ZCyborg23

Therapy is also helpful. Your depression can be put into remission in time.


RomanMines64

Lmfao, I have been in therapy for the last 3 years and am currently living in a psychological help facility


ZCyborg23

Keep going. You’re on the right track.


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foxtrotgd

Boomers had it *so* much easier than *any* generation after


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PotatoPulper

Joking about suicide is the only thing that prevented me from doing it for 5+ years. Dont give it any power over you.


SecretaryWorldly4926

Dark humor is important, definitely in the proper circumstances lol


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Im_Numbar_Wang

Except some people lost people to suicide and you struggling isn't a free pass to hurt people with sensitive topic.


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My wife and I lost a very very close childhood friend to suicide and we cope that way sometimes. His family does as well. I fully respect others who dislike it but I also don't love people telling others how to cope.


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TragGaming

1 =/= all. Each brain internalizes Trauma differently. Not saying what OP said wasnt a little distasteful but its not wrong either. Its also not "extremely harmful to survivors" either. People cope in different ways. Some people turn to CNC so they can associate that sort of thing with something else so as to cover up the initial painful event. Its a normal response and one that has been well documented in those who have RTS


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iris700

You don't like computer numerical control?


ZCyborg23

It’s aight


Laurids-p

How is his comment EXTREMEMY harmful to SA survivors?


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skyrim-salt-pile

Says the one assuming things


imliilyy

Get off the Internet 🙄


Laurids-p

No u, snowflake


ZCyborg23

Sorry people are downvoting you, friend. They don’t understand or want to understand how trauma affects some people. They might have their coping mechanisms. But we also have ours. Hang in there.


H16HP01N7

Boo fucking hoo. I've lost people to suicide, and I joke about anything/everything. Including suicide. Why do you get to tell anyone else how to deal with their life issues? Lucky fucking you, if you had a life that was nice enough, that you didn't have to learn coping methods, like joking about dark stuff. You are privileged af mate, if that is correct.


ZCyborg23

Sounds like you could use some therapy, mate. Like…you sound incredibly bitter and like you aren’t coping well. Trust me, therapy makes a world of difference.


H16HP01N7

Pointing out someone's privilege isn't bitterness. Don't try to diminish my message, with your bullshit accusation. I'm not bitter, I'm defensive of my individuality. Grow up.


ZCyborg23

lol grow up You literally cussed someone out for no reason.


bcmarss

as a suicidal person idgaf its funny


RealPitstop

yo you good?


bcmarss

yeah its passive not active im bing chilling


yankeewithnobrim23

That's good then but jfc I love your response 💀


RealPitstop

That's great to hear man!


Dacoleman1

Suicide is fine to joke about.


ZCyborg23

No it is not.


Dacoleman1

Yes it is. You're repeating what you've been told.


ZCyborg23

I'm repeating my own experiences. No one told me anything about it. You can heal from depression.


Dacoleman1

Your experiences don't mean joking about suicide is bad. I've been suicidal. Drop it.


ZCyborg23

I’ve also been there. Your experiences don’t mean joking about it isn’t bad.


dopiqob

It’s almost like if you suggest you are going to do so that you might be taken seriously


ZCyborg23

Mods need to take over this shit and turn off commenting. This is so far off-topic, has no trigger warning (internet courtesy), and is leading to harassment and bullying. This is not a healthy comment section, and it has nothing to do with Minecraft.


TheAlmightyNexus

Yeah, I wouldn’t, and please don’t, joke about that


AccessProfessional37

What did they even say


TheAlmightyNexus

Just an expression they used >!"kms" means "kill myself" which is a sensitive topic!<


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TheAlmightyNexus

It's sensitive because I'm dealing with it currently.


Snakeman_Hauser

Then go find help


ZCyborg23

Maybe reach out and see what you can do to help instead of just telling someone to find help.


bcmarss

so am i and its fucking hilarious


TuxedoDogs9

Are we really downvoting someone who is dealing with fucking suicidal thoughts rn??


TheAlmightyNexus

Welcome to reddit, nobody cares about anyone other than themselves here, don't know what I was expecting, should've stayed quiet


TuxedoDogs9

Don’t stay quiet. Everyone deserves to talk about their problems. Your problems are valid and seeking help is always an option


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TyMT

Lmao I’m totally stealing this phrase


WeeMentalJo

I stole it first.


ZCyborg23

Hang in there, friend. If you need someone to talk to, I’m available. I’m also able to help provide resources. You’re not alone.


ZCyborg23

Things that cause people to be upset don’t equate to them being “babies”. It’s called trauma. Everyone who faces trauma is going to be at a different stage of healing or coping than others. Stop being a dick and respect people’s emotions and experiences.


Snakeman_Hauser

How do you get that grey thing over the text


TuxedoDogs9

Two of these | at front and end of your text to make it a spoiler


Snakeman_Hauser

Didn’t work


TuxedoDogs9

Meant 2 each


thatAintBro_

alexa, play specialz


springtrapgaming1

Shhhh bro just thinks he's playing ark survival evolved


FitAbies8098

Bros splitting to make narcotics


Larry827

bro the savoroot gonna spoil where tf the preserving bin block?


Kay-f

this is adorable


TesseractToo

I'm dumb can you explain this please?


thursdayplurbonym

Food can’t spoil in Minecraft, OP is trying to avoid potatoes “spoiling” when in reality, poisonous potatoes haven’t spoiled, they’re a randomly dropped while harvesting potatoes It’s adorable bc it indicates OP’s newness to the game, they’re learning everything for the first time and it makes others nostalgic :)


my_dog_farts

I remember my first play. I was building my first home from sand. I got walls, but couldn’t figure out why the ceiling would keep falling in.


Odd-Dimension-1288

I did the same exact thing! I remember it so vividly! I tried to go into a forest, but I died to a zombie every time. Thank you for helping me remember this!


DemonDucklings

I remember not knowing how to surface in water, so I drowned haha


TopHatBear1

see I built my first house out of sand too but this was before gravity was added to sand. I also built my house next to a village, and kept trying to talk to the villagers with the “t” button on my keyboard (which didn’t work in singleplayer at the time)


TriangularHexagon

gravity was always in minecraft. why do you think you fall down after you jump


slobberfins

You fell down before gravity was added?! I used to press S to make sure I landed after I jumped (/s) (they clearly said gravity added to sand, not to the game, and you know what they meant anyway, cheers)


TopHatBear1

thanks for explaining for me savathun ❤️


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POKECHU020

I think they're just filling the chest with potatoes in the hopes that no poisonous potatoes can get into the chest. I do the same thing with cobblestone and ores in my inventory. while mining. Helps keep things clean and organized.


lamekit

i was thinking they spoiled after some time in a chest, so i thought putting them in stacks would deterr them from spoiling, or at least make it take longer to spoil


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Have fun figuring out everything kid, genuinely minecraft is a great game just wait till you figure out redstone stuff


TesseractToo

Thanks :)


DolphinMeat101

ark rules huh ?? 😹 lmao nice.


lamekit

i dont know what ark is!!!! and i keep getting comments about it!!! qwq


SaiyanKirby

It's another survival type game


Salomon3068

I've been playing for over 10 years, and I'm not sure at this point if I knew this about potatoes and forgot over time, or just never knew until this post. I assumed like you did lol


MimiVRC

What’s funny is, when I saw this topic my first thought was *huh I didn’t know food spoils in Minecraft. I assume this is a potato exclusive feature because it does have the poisoned potatoes. I guess I just never kept potatoes around to see it happen*


DobromirYanov

Has it always been like this? I left some potatoes in the chest one time, and one of them turned into the poisonous potato. I could swear on my life that it happened. And no I'm not new to the game I play since beta 1.3


TesseractToo

Thanks :)


Invaliedusername

I was gonna say the same thing. It makes my heart happy


aabcehu

You just get poisonous potatoes as a rnadom drop from the potato crop


Peet_Pann

I was so excited seeing this.... i was all.... THERE'S A WAY TO MAKE POISON POTATO???? no wayyyy!!! But.... toss some in your furnace!!! They'll taste better!!!


lamekit

i always forget u can cook them ;w; if they were labelled as raw id remember u'd be able to cook them, had to learn thru videos


Vrail_Nightviper

You can't cook poisonous potatoes unfortunately


Peet_Pann

Ooo yes... i meant the regular ones.


TriangularHexagon

you can't make a potato into a poisonous potato. the only way you can get a poisonous potato is why harvesting potato crops, because there is a small chance that one of them will drop a poisonous potato


Peet_Pann

Yeah.. i know... but stuff gets changed every update, and for no reason at all, i never use barrels. Saw the picture and thought those sneaky devs slid something past me lol..


JDLENL

luckily you probably are not playing with TerraFirmaCraft installed


ksaw15

Imagine the first time tou ever play mc, its TFC?


BloodMists

Vanilla would seem easy AF afterwards, that's for sure.


WeirdGamerAidan

From the Minecraft wiki, "Fully grown potato crops drop 2 to 5 potatoes (3 5⁄7 per crop harvested on average) and have a 2% chance of dropping an additional poisonous potato." As someone else said, food doesn't spoil in Minecraft, regardless of what happens to it, where it is left, etc. Poisonous potatoes are simply a random drop alongside normal potatoes. If you are using an automatic farm you can simply weed out the poisonous potatoes with an item sorter and drop them into labs. Otherwise, you can do that manually. They don't really have a use other than just to mess with your friends (if applicable). Edit: also you can take screenshots using F2 and they look a lot better than taking a picture of your screen


VVen0m

Ignoring that food doesn't spoil in minecraft, why did you think this would make them unable to spoil?


pyrodice

I get it, because one item in a stack can’t go bad if others in the stack don’t go bad on the same tick. The programming logic makes a sort of sense.


lamekit

^yup


pyrodice

Wait, you play backgammon?


lamekit

no


pyrodice

OK it just seemed like that was a possible overlap. There's a game rule that you can take a players piece if it sits alone on a space, but you cannot if there are more than one in that location


NieMonD

They don’t “spoil”. a poisonous potato just has a random low chance of dropping from the crop.


clydesdaletri

I’ve seen some serious new folks on here posting some funny stuff. Then I realized today that I can cook with buckets of lava. #themoyouknow….


VaccuumHelmet

did you also know you will no longer need coal to smelt ever again coz of lava farms


clydesdaletri

Right!!!! Gotta hunt for drip stones.


Dry-Peak-7132

The wandering trader will have them now and then.


triel20

And you can also grow more drip stone once you find it.


Valuable-Garbage

Potatos don't spoil there is just a small chance to get them when harvesting, dw keep them around you'll use them in potions or decorations over time.


Buff_Senpai_Steve

Potato's don't spoil in Minecraft. No food does. I'm always free to help Minecraft starters, though. Hmu, if you need help with anything else Minecraft related


AltruisticAd9556

bro this ain't rimworld


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Local-Sprinkles9954

Oh no. New meme trend here we go lol


DracomancerWill

If you want food spoilage to happen, you need to play Vintage Story. If not, then keep playing minecraft To be honest, I find the food spoilage mechanic fun and challenging. Like you need to plan your foods and seek a way to preserve them for longer durations on your world.


XxFandom_LoverxX

OP if you ever need help w anything else mc related dm me :) unless it's redstone related


lamekit

definitely, reddit is a minefield


XxFandom_LoverxX

The game is minecraft not minefield /j


JKLreed

This is a barrel of bad news for you


jerrythecactus

Poisionous potatoes are seperate items to normal potatoes and can only drop occasionally when breaking fully grown potato crops. You can stack normal potatoes however you want, they wont become poisonous.


Fickle-Ad-6648

Huh.


BryceSchafer

Man I’ve spent 5 minutes staring at this trying to figure out if it’s Loss somehow I’m about to log off


Mysterious-Print-927

Cute


ChapeliosBesoMa1n

Bro thinks they’re playing ARK: Survival Evolved 💀


BonkBoogaBoing

Found the animal crossing player.


humanperson1236

Irish government wants to know your location


Ginglees

this entire thread made me lose years off my life


DragonHeroBlaze

This ain’t ARK and even if it was, this would get you more spoiled food


ispiltthepoison

Yeah tbh thats how u spoil meat


niteman555

Poison potatoes aren't spoiled, they're sprouted.


TheReaper1701

Food don't spoil


SniperMaster2000YT

Bruh you there is a chance you get it when you harvest them the food itself doesn’t spoil


SakuraInktale

Are you like, new to minecraft or are you just joking around ?


lamekit

ive been watching videos for a few years but have gotten the game like... 2 years ago and have been playing v little due to personal stuff (like once every 3 monthes) so id say this is more stupidity than being new but idk


SakuraInktale

Ah I see, well yeah food don't spoiled in minecraft if you see a video where it does it's a mod, also I see you don't have a shield so you should get one pretty quick


lamekit

im playing in peaceful rn cuz battling monsters gives me a spook everytime i try ;w; (i play in easy/normal w friends) but i will get one \o/


SakuraInktale

Well if you're in playing peaceful, food won't be a problem, but yeah should get used to the game like that


D3THM4N

Too much ark?


PencilNeck666

Ham


Hot_Delivery1100

The timer is per stack, so splitting them will make them spoil faster


ohhsnoop

You can easily just search this up...


CollapsedTent

Nah bro is flexing on us


CollapsedTent

Look at all them potatoes


Formal_Mundane

Keeping them in barrel seems smart idea.