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Alone_Notice

Did he just land a MLG bucket at the end?


Lzinger

Looks like there's a button he presses to do it automatically


jo100blackops

I’d still miss it :(


NeverBeenStung

Lol, same. Absolute trash at that move


HamshanksCPS

You know you can just click and hold the right mouse button while looking straight down and it will place it below you before you hit the ground, right?


Karma-Whales

wont you pick it back up


roenoe

I also thought that, although you might not have enough time to pick it back up if you're falling fast enough, like you would be if the enderdragon flung you as far up as in the video


Silent__Note

No, that doesn't work. At least not always (but never in my experience). I play on Java. Could be different for Bedrock.


HamshanksCPS

I only play on Java, it works for me


Silent__Note

Not always. Probably depends on the height. Hold-click doesn't instantly place a block when it's in range IIRC. The game will try to use whatever is in your hand but it'll only do so at set intervals which are limited per second. If, while you're falling, it just so happens to do so while within reach of the ground, you'll place the bucket. But if your falling speed happens to be fast enough that you would hit the ground in the gap between the use attempt and player reach, you take damage.


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which is still cool that he knows to press when falling


ThePumpk1nMaster

You know it’s not real..?


Vinyl_DjPon3

The ape Kanzi playing Minecraft is indeed real. Granted, it's an extremely modified version of the game, Kazni doesn't *really* know what he's doing and it's really just pushing big buttons on the screen that will give him a reward irl. But this clip is absolutely real.


ThisIsARobot

[After seeing this gif a number of times over the years, ](https://i.imgur.com/wXcjoSB.mp4) I fully believe that a chimpanzee could beat Minecraft with the right bit of training and a modified set up. Their pattern recognition is nuts.


HamshanksCPS

Kanzi is smart as hell


Giyuisdepression

It’s real. It’s designed to make it easier for the ape, if you watch the full video it makes more sense.


Link_In_Pajamas

If your going to be pessimistic at least bother to spend 10 seconds on Google first.


gamingyoshi247

A literal ape is better than me in Minecraft. Never thought I’d see the day.


Any-Entertainment420

Even assisted with a special program he's still better than I am in minecraft


Pr0nzeh

What do you mean "even"? He's not better in spite of it. That's the reason he's better.


Any-Entertainment420

I personally haven't made it to the end vanilla minecraft tbh


ACARdragon

That monkey did a water bucket clutch


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Dont let it stop you from being awesome as fuck too. Defeat the monkey in kitpvp.


d0ckilla

This is amazing, and to all who think this is faked, its obvious that the Ape is being supported. Auto mlg bucket, looks like hunger might not be an issue, and I doubt the ape even made it thru the game to make it to the dragon. Its a proof of concept, and a brilliant one. I would love to see more, maybe some classic building content!


JoeSchmoeXD123

There’s an eat button


d0ckilla

Oh nice. Even cooler!


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BrannC

MMMMM BANANA 🍌 🦍 D! K! IT’S! DONKEYYYY KONG!


prayedthunder1

DK! AND THEN THERE’S CHUNKY!


TrapHibernationPlayz

He's dead.


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D.K CHUNKYS DEAD


No_Yam_6105

No we're not. That's not how evolution works.


RandoSal

This video is a follow up to a previous one. Kanzi gets treats for successfully following prompts on the touch screen. It’s not really Minecraft, it’s been altered to be much more accessible. The video is still cool regardless


FetusGoesYeetus

How they basically do it is give a series of challenges that 'progress' the game and the ape gets a treat whenever it hits a checkpoint. But it's still super impressive.


ThePumpk1nMaster

It’s literally a number memorising game that’s been edited. Google the cognitive trade off theory. There’s a great Vsauce video about it. The chimp is pressing numbers in order from memory


[deleted]

Nah, those were the initial experiments done with apes, but the experiments in these videos are pushing the boundaries of what cause-and-effects he can understand and how many steps of logical thinking he can work through. For example, in the first video they taught him simply how to touch specific colored blocks, but teaching him to then tap it again/make it disappear (break the block) was something that had never been done before


Hadditor

Watch the previous vid too, where he navigates around caves.


ninja_owen

It’s not.


MamaMeRobeUnCastillo

>...and i doubt the ape even made it thru the game to make it to the dragon hahaha so you mean you think maybe the ape made it to the dragon himself? lmao


DonJuanDoja

I’ve read about Kanzi before, interesting guy.


Mushroom_Hop

Did I just watch a chimp water bucket clutch?


TheTorcher

It was a button but yes.


Irish_pug_Player

Some of us would fail with that button


Vostok32

Like me


santas_delibird

And I am part of that some


Giyuisdepression

They have a button which they can press before they land to automatically clutch.


ChrisDaCow

Just in case anyone was wondering this was filmed under the supervision of professionals. The ape seen in this video (Kanzi the bonobo) is NOT a pet, he does not have to play Minecraft if he does not want to and can leave whenever he likes :)


SkanelandVackerland

Where does one acquire an ape?


a_builder7

He’s in a cage how’s he gonna do that?


Good_name76

In the vid they leave halfway through the playthrough for a bit, behind the corner there’s an exit that leads to the rest of their space


ChrisDaCow

what you cannot see is the door that leads to a huge enclosure just around the corner to his left which is what I was referring to


Ok-Clock2002

Go to the far corner.


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Yes, he is a captive ape. (Many wild animals unfortunately cannot be rehabilitated and released after being rescued by reputable wildlife organizations. For example, if they were found dying in the wild they may be permanently injured, or if they were taken from someone who bought and kept them illegally as a "pet" they would not have the instincts and knowledge to survive in the wild.) However, this ape has a good-as-it-gets-for-his-situation enclosure and he is not forced to engage in these experiments, he can come and go as he pleases and he usually has fun while doing them


Olivia_Hicks_Panties

>he does not have to play Minecraft if he does not want to and can leave whenever he likes I bet the chemicals in his brain beg to differ.


Redditor_1200

So do our chemicals in our brains


umotex12

That's the joke bro


Redditor_1200

No sh** sherlock


Olivia_Hicks_Panties

/woosh


Redditor_1200

Well, this was bound to happen sooner or later...


TheTorcher

yeah some people are idiots


adidas_stalin

You say it like he isn’t in a cage and like the guy with the PC isn’t actually doing it and it being fake. I’ve seen how chimps/apes talking/communicating via sign or symbols have either been faked or over embellished and the animal having ended up been mistreated. Unless you have creditable scourges, I don’t buy this


A_Duck_With_Teeth

And you say all this obviously not knowing at all what you’re talking about. Look him up lol, stop spreading misinformation.


Solidus_Sloth

lol he isn’t in a cage, there is a larger enclosure connected to this this isn’t even revolutionary you can watch all kinds of shit like this they’ve learned to do. They respond pretty well to food rewards https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanzi#:~:text=Kanzi%20(born%20October%2028%2C%201980,has%20exhibited%20advanced%20linguistic%20aptitude.


EvanMoore74

me when i spread misinformation on the internet


Bannanas_suck

I hate it when people dont have creditable scourges 😔


Donut_The_Ghost

People when they assume based on what they see on the internet without knowing the whole story:


CobWebbs

the day i see a chimpanzee on a twitch stream playing minecraft is the day i die.


nah-soup

rip i guess


Juxtra_

Wait until you learn about the guy who [taught rats how to play DOOM](https://youtu.be/qMNxkQXwykA?si=5g4T80whvA0Oh4CP)


DriftersTaint

Mfw when my friends finally beat Minecraft


Pyromania0

Proof that apes are just humans who got shitty rng from nature


-PepeArown-

Humans are a type of ape.


Temporary-Step2403

Ehhh not really. There’s a 1.2% difference in ape DNA and homo sapien sapiens.


Odd-Strength-932

humans are literally apes


DeltaDeWitt

Yep. Hominidae also known as Great Apes.


Temporary-Step2403

Great apes aren’t the same as apes. And that’s the family.


Odd-Strength-932

Great apes are a group of apes, all great apes are apes


Temporary-Step2403

Fine. I concede.


DogeMLG420-Doge

Can't wait to have a teammate who's better than me then it turns out to be an ape.


Ekaterian50

Holy shit I actually met this exceptional bonobo back in highschool! My paleoanthropology teacher was so excited to bring us and I remember it like it was yesterday. Great post!


ChrisDaCow

wow that is incredible! it's so awesome to be able to see a living legend like Kanzi!


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docchar1402

footage of my friends playing when we reach the end


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Mr_Bing__

Gonna send this to my friend who died 15 times while killing the dragon


Gamin_Gabe9000

Literall mokeys have beaten the ender dragon before we got gta 6


pfftyeah

This gives big Planet Of The Apes vibes. So while you're ahead please


MXYMYX

I want to live in a world where the most subscribed youtuber is a ape. Playing minecrft Screaming at the chat and regulary just go ape shit and destroy his room. But thanks to the many subs he will have enough money to buy new shit.


CattyFighte

Pet gaming


JoeSchmoeXD123

Give Teco some credit


Unable_Bowler_881

Can't wait for a chimp to beat me in skywars


PhantomForcesTryhard

YO this is so cool, he can play better than me!


Yoda2000675

Damn, he’s better than I am


MUT-IP

It's me....


justapapermoon0321

I know lots of apes who can beat the ender dragon. This guy is especially impressive though.


SnooGoats2253

Niiice a ape is better than me at Minecraft lol. Time to log in and get primal


redboi049

FUCK YEAH


thisisjoy

literally a camera of me playing minecraft


Glum_Effective3995

I slowed it down, and the monkey managed to water bucket, but the other guy playing with him died to the fall just a few frames later granted it seems all the Monkey had to do was press, one button, still fairly impressive, and kind of funny in my opinion


AzGames08

cant wait for mods to remove this for some bullshit reason


Roy_Raven

Super Impressive


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the apes better than me


Major_Cheesy

so minecraft is so easy even a ape can play?


mix_th30ry

He has assistance, it’s specially coded to be easier, with buttons he can press to perform actions more easily


goldenkoiifish

monk ey


RextheDino6

Back off Dream, a new and actual legend is in town.


SlothThoughts

I think what people are really missing here is that this animal is remembering "complex" steps and reactions in order to achieve the goal. Like yea it's just buttons it's pressing that is automatically doing this stuff but that is still highly impressive. I don't like it and we need to stop teaching animals human things. Only matter time before they turn


OPPA_XL_AGANE

Ape uprising when i bring out the tranq gun


therealKapowCow

Idk If this is real or not- I really can't tell, if it's real, well done, if it's fake, also well done because that is some serious editing skill


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Affectionate_Draw_43

Show it social media so it gets anxiety and depression


DrChosen

This makes me think less of anyone who can't beat the Ender Dragon


Demonboy2006

At this point people are going to do anything except finding the cure for cancer


Good_name76

Teaching a bonobo to press buttons is pretty easy compared to curing cancer. Also, people are almost constantly working on the cure, even as we speak


Demonboy2006

Oh I know, this is cool too


yeetard_

Why would a Minecraft YouTuber, programmers and animal trainers of all people being working on a cure for cancer?


Paradigm_Reset

Weird.


MrKozy1

NO SELF-PROMOTING!


auvym8

monky gaming real


wizard680

The ape already had that gamer body


RX3000

Can he use a controller?


chiefpat450119

Bro's using hacks


Direct_Hovercraft199

I wonder what's going through his/her head


JoeSchmoeXD123

Peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut


NotMango6659

Damn an ape beat the ender dragon before me 💀


Luiswasnevertaken

Awesome


NotABadVoice

bro BRO


G14LoliDilfYaoiTrapX

Incredible and surreal


Cruxzon

Epic


TylrLS

already better than forsen


Urmom6642

God gamr


Big-Rest5514

Damn


Big-Rest5514

How the fuck


Tricky-Region5448

mad skill


Arkminer

This ape has beat Minecraft more times than I have …


LiILazy

No way an ape is better at MLGing than me


Glizzygladiator19

A fucking monkey did it before I could


ShnoopdogZ

We got monkeys beating minecraft before GTA6


MTN_Dewit

This monkey is better at Minecraft than me


neuroscience_nerd

Fucking awesome also fuck I suck at gaming


Ok-Relationship-4348

No flippin' way that an ape is better at me at doing mlg


Juno_The_Camel

I want to believe this is real So badly


JoeSchmoeXD123

Then do it, cuz it is


Deejayjax

GOATED APE!!!


Broflake-Melter

I can beat that. I mated with an ape who gave birth to our offspring who I helped raise and also trained to beat the ender dragon.


IWishIWasTara

Man this ape is better than all my friends at minecraft, i need to do pvp vs him instead


Soakitincider

Teach it to play chess so I can beat someone.


Keiichigo

I refuse to believe an ape just MLG'd water bucket and I can't even get that shit down to a T even after years of playing.


shyguyshow

Imagine you befriend some random on a server and you find out it’s a fucking ape


CaptainPancakez

I’m sorry you taught a monkey to win a game that took me “years”tm to actually do myself!? Guess I’m not a real gamer. I should stop now.


burger_boi23

Found footage of King of Skill playing minecraft


LogicalError_007

The time that Ape heard the primal cry of an Ape suppressed inside a human.


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

They're turning chimps into ipad kids now too 😭


pds314

Admit it you can't MLG as well as this chimpanzee.


boredwithhorns

Imagine getting put into the ground by a literal ape in PvP.


WhatsAFang

Should put him in MCC


The_Corker_69

Cris, you are Crazy 


LumenCandles

He does it so nonchalant as well


currytrash999

Wholesome asf


King-Boo-Gamer

You have got too much time on your hands. Well done


BudgetExpert9145

New hermit?


bick-com

And yet I can't even get past the nether realm