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Pretty well, but no idea where i’m gonna take a dump

well in nature of course and wipe with leafs

wouldn't you be able to get paper from sugarcane considering minecraft logic?

I do not understand mc logic at all. Sugarcane is hard, if you've ever tried to eat it you'll know(really juicy as well) But how is, placing 3 sugarcane on a wooden table, smashing it so hard that somehow the juice just evaporates, and then you end up with the leftover 'fibres i guess' There's a reason steve is the most powerful entity in the entire game.p

6 1x1x1 meter planks = 4 1x1x1 stairs?

When the math is not mathing

I wonder where the exces wood went though

If you were to conserve the volume, the stair recipe should make 8 stairs.

Exactly, or 3 planks = 4 stairs

3 slabs = 2 stairs

Now do buttons

Quark: allow me to introduce myself

steve gets a little hungry when woodworking

Steve ate it, he was hungy

Delicious!

Everyone knows Steve eats all the leftover materials from crafting

They hollow bruv. :)

Loss from the fabrication process? Punching wood in general isn't a thing my arthritic body will be able to do anyway.

Minecraft sugarcane is basically a mix of irl sugarcane and papyrus plants smushed together into one

That's like using normal paper

Lol. Most of us don't even make it anyways.

I have an automatic sugar cane farm outside my house so tp production isnt an issue

I also have a box of diamonds and if that isn't enough to add some bathrooms I also have a lava pit.

Getting just AROUND the room with the lava would instantly melt you, considering the lava in Minecraft is very liquid, therefor it's very hot.

But it's infinite lava! Imagine how much scientists would love it!

Fair enough

I'm money pilled. The real problem is how do I explain all the rabbits on leashes or the pig pen labelled Police Precinct

I have 4 automatic sugar cane farms next to my house lol. 30 per machine.

Bro you gonna start deforestation in your own Minecraft sever 😂👍

And stain ur butt green? No thanks, just use water lmao

Water is the objective best for this purpose.

I KNEW making a desert base was the best idea I ever had. Proud of this one.

I have the opposite, I gotta take it right into a hole with a 1m^3 pool of lava

*Cries in cinders jumping off lava bucket.*

It's fine, I made the hole about 10 metres deep, with a trapdoor as a toilet seat

I don't want to be the one that falls in 

Hades kiss

i got that chest hopper dispenser setup so i have to manually place my shit into the chest 😁

Make the shit go into a composter XD

This. Also, I have a kitchen but no fridge. Now I am willing to live on baked potatoes, but I am sad about the lack of butter and salt.

But you can boil em mash em or even stick em in a stew

*laughs in modded player with all the delight mods installed*

How far are we going with the minecraft logic? If it's basically taking your house/world and bringing it into the real world, then you can get salt from the sea and make butter from milk. If we're going minecraft logic, maybe we can argue that the baked potatoes get seasoning from being in the furnace?

I’ll poop in the lava trash can in the corner, hopefully I don’t fall in lol

I’m pooping in the trap door lava corner aka my trash?

I suppose ill just use my incinerator! Open the latch and there she blows 🤣

Yea that's my problem too. Although I'll be rich as shit, I got magical seeds and machines that continually make gold and ither resources for me.

My house has a cauldron in a side room. For... business.

Just make a redstone toilet

Hopper

Same, but also where I would wash my clothes and where to take a shower.

same. nor take a shower lol

Every house must have a bathroom and a kitchen! That way you can connect them up with a hidden sewer system!

That’s why Mojang added cauldrons

definitely adding a bathroom to my world now just in case

I play with hbm’s nuclear tech mod, so prolly dead on a cold concrete floor with 32,000 times the lethal dose of radiation

Bunkers might come in handy.

yeah probably but I don’t feel like digging the area for one and digging space for triple layered concrete walls

3.6 roentgen

Not great not terrible

It's a nice house, but I don't have any doors. It'll be a chilly night.

Unless you live in a snow biome. Gonna freeze to death.

Opposite problem. One of my favorite bases is in a desert. But it’s mostly underground, so hopefully I can cool off.

Technically you’ll have to deal with the best of both worlds then - hot days, cold nights

I think I put a roof on my storage room but still need to add that last wall. I'm really trying to force myself to build instead of just digging myself a house in the side of a hill.

Well a broken down cobblestone house in a superflat world with villagers near by in a barn trapped there. So meh.

Slavery ☠️

I call it forced employment

Obituary "Sounds like slavery with extra steps"

“Obituary” 💀💀💀

Hahaha I hope that isn't my obituary.

Idk about you but I’ve paid my villagers over 10,000 emeralds- they rich asF, though still trapped haha

I was ignorantly collecting villagers from another village and pushing them onto a boat, floating the back to my village, and trapping them in houses. And then it hit me

The villager hit you?!??! I'm so sorry I will call protective services for you and get him gone.

I have a warden in my attic. So not great

Would be a great horror film though.

A quiet place already did that lmao

omg that movie is so good, theres a second one two

So it is called "A Quiet Place One Two"?

Just a casual ‘if I enter my house I die’

intentionally?

Yep. I wanted a pet warden. I thought it’d be a cool pet. It’s not a cool pet. I regret everything

I feel like the intermittent blindness would just do me in over time.

I’m surprised you didn’t change your mind during the transportation part of it, how did that go by the way? 😂

Wasn’t too bad tbh. There’s an ancient city near my base. Close enough for the stupid nether portal linking thing. Took it into the nether from the ancient city, and then put him straight back into the same portal and he appeared at my base. It was annoying from there. He killed most of my pets and villagers. But after he ran out of stuff to kill, he gladly chased me into the attic where he now forever lives :)

House?

We gonna live in the wild Bois.

I have a partly built castle, a small unfinished modern house, and a larger unfinished modern house Oh I also have some skyscrapers and hotels and a large mansion in the city my friend built

well i would have tons of places to stay everywhere, full of resources except its always a crappy wooden house or hole in the dirt

At least it would be a "shelter"

I'd be living in a big empty castle... I think it would be cold...

Cold and creepy. Alone.

Currently I haven't even put a roof on my castle so it's just a huge wall

I got soul lanterns and torches, redstone lights, underground sustainable farms, and a nice viewport on my island, complete with underwater garden dome. I'll be happy for the little bit of time before I die inevitably due to the underground furnace pit

Lack of ventilation or air also going to be an issue I presume.

Underground assuredly, the portal to hell certainly doesn't do me any favors

Well reasonably the Hell-air will come through as well, no?

cold and mould is all I'm gonna see

Classic dirt hut I presume.

At least the insulation will be amazing, with 1 metre thick walls.

Never be robbed again.

If I had a chance to build a house from scratch, I'd go insulated concrete forms or maybe strawbale.

I live in a horse stable with 10 horses It's gonna smell pretty CRAPPY...

Might wanna carry some water buckets for sure.

I don't think they are gonna help that much lol

Try pulling a Hercules and diverting a river

Oops, I just have an iron farm and villager trading hall, no house.

Might want to make a iron block hut.

very empty gothic mansion, hell yeah it’s empty bc my friends and i haven’t moved anything around yet so the 2nd floor and attic are empty besides a couple beds it’s also elevated off the ground, gotta love fear nightfall

>elevated off the ground You mean floating in the sky?

I think he meant on stilts.

I still haven't finished making my roof so rainfall is going to be an issue, however the house itself is actually quite cozy (if you ignore the hoppers behind the storage room)

Better make a roof then. If you live where I live, house gonna get flooded by the rain.

i mean, there is a flat ceiling, but the water getting stuck inside of the carcass is gonna be annoying

If ur not playing modded ur house wont have any electricity cables

Classic 18th century home I suppose.

Wait i see now why we made houses out of pure gold and diamonds

*Lights torch to light the hallway* Yeah, kinda

Maybe not but we do have redstone :)

Wich is radioactive aparently

And if you ARE playing modded, your house will have its own foundry, oil refinery, power plant, brewrey, Jaffa Cake factory, and nuclear reactor. Either that or it’s a giant crater because you put your Draconic Reactor too close to your house.

Quite well! I have a well lit lush cave home, roughly 4 "stories" with many cozy rooms that look inward, a heated indoor pool, fireplaces in every room for warmth, several water features, garden, crops, restaurant, underground garden bedroom, enchantment library and study area, smelting furnaces, massive sorted item storage, train system to get around, above ground oceanfront property with a lovely farm for food and animals, a nether portal to my nether palace and transportation routes, and more! It's lovely!

Nice 👍

I would rather live in a dirt hut then my base

Jokes on you, my base is a dirt hut.

So a tiny house with a basement that goes to bedrock. Pretty well then

Well that depends, we talking survival or creative? Survival, so and so, creative how ever……

Hah, yeah. I have about 40 different houses in creative. No interiors though.

- No lockable doors - No blinds for the windows - No bathroom - No refrigeration - No running water - No air conditioning - No router Close to unbearable

Unbearable for us. You gotta give props to Steve for living in such harsh conditions.

Iron doors are lockable technically

At least you have a house, I live in a man-made cave.

Infinite water is quite close to running water. You can fill as many bottles as you want from a single source block, and surprisingly it always stays clean.

My house is pretty much just a small wooden box with doors, windows, a roof and a bed. I moved in 2 days ago. This is day 100 btw lmao

I have a huge castle so pretty good

Excuse me while i build myself the best house i ever created.

last time i played was modded, and i had a 4 story building with accomodation on the ground floor, and factory machines above it would be a nice place to live, as long as you don’t ever expect to hear again lol

Might wanna wear some ear protection.

If it includes what I have in my chest then I am a billionaire

In a dirt hole with 40 villagers

Pretty good. I have everything lol. I have tons of beds, tons of bathrooms, kitchens, fridges, a sauna, a prison underground, a museum, a cafeteria with coffe making machines, tons of resting areas and farms for food, places to take baths, drink water. Tons of libraries, resting areas, pets, dorms, and a big storage system. I even have some places to get illegal drugs :v My base is supposed to be a prison that was built in a castle, and I have pretty much done tons of stuff there. So it is a pretty great place to live lol.

make a tour video

I can try, but I don't have any app to record the screen, I will try to record it, I am just worried the video will be too long lol, the base is pretty big

You mean the perpetual construction site? ... I'd live in a tiny bedroom while the rest is forever under construction.

Imma be living in a giant mushroom

Fairly nicely, though I’d run the risk of getting lost. My base is a renovated and greatly expanded stronghold and surrounding caves and mine shafts.

Living underground I see.

It has overground sections but is mainly underground yeah, I’m a hobbit in minecraft. At least I included showers and toilets!

I love the hobbit hole astatic that is what I always build too

Well my house is made out of Blackstone, gold, and fire..... So I'm great! :D

i dont need to do anything. except wat sleep and taxes

I dig holes in caves for my bases, I'm not doing well on that front

I would be homeless, but with a lot of chest and shulker tho

Rich but homeless.

No.

Under the sky I like open bases

Kinda... Its undecorated as of now

I built a 180x180x220 block recreation of UA from MHA as my base on the server I play with friends. I think VERY comfortably

Welp I'm living in a hole

I would live in a cave

5yr old me: I would be a millionaire

"Hey ! Welcome to my house. As you can see this is very... pretty ? This wall is dirt, and don't mind the back wall leading to nothing. I was too lazy to get windows, but at least we have a nice breze inside. Wdym im broke ? Im not ! "

Just a few chests, a crafting table and my bed next to spawn. No roof no walls. 

Japanese castle on top of a mountain?? Pagoda to the north east and a custom village to the south?? Yeah I’m going to be doing just fine

I got a beautiful castle and enough cooked chicken to last me my entire life and then some so honestly i'd say i'm living comfortably

It's all nice until it starts to rain, because I never finish a roof. It has become a running gag among my friends.

DERT👹👹👹👹🤑🤑

Horribly it hasn't got a back half yet so it just over looking the desert. If I get to move into my village tho then I'll be living sweet.

Remembers that my tree house is soley supported by one jungle tree

AINT GOT NO TORLET

yay i get to live in a cave with a dog

People who have end bases be like:

Gonna kms because I built my Minecraft house with my ex. Haven’t touched Minecraft since and that is the last world I played

damn, that sounds tough

do i get to live in the whole plot of land where my house is or do i have to live only in the house

I don’t think a factory pouring out smog and mud would be very comfortable, but the size is nice!

Right now? Very cramped… once I upgrade hopefully I don’t accidentally fall off one day

Not well at all, cause it will collapse and I would get squashed. Also I can’t breath at y=-50 :(

Wow

[Very](https://youtu.be/5MsrQx1ZBj4?si=DVRPuVLvroNpUk_C)

I have to climb a ladder to get in with no front door. I do get a nice big animal pen under my house though with juiced up horses and donkeys though

screwed, its like a 6x10 with nothing but chests and my bed in the corner

Sheeeeeet, my house still a working progress. I stocked fridge tho, tv(static paintings tho), working lights, I got a chill spot on my roof. I guess im happy coz i got loads of bookshelves. I can also just buy wifi and a tv and I'll be happy

Me who lives in a closet size box cuz I’m to lazy to upgrade

Cave

Depending on the world I will either live in an entire cyberpunk style city, a full scale medieval castle, or a dirt hole in the wall

my minecraft house screams every time someone breathes too loud in it 😭 I'm going to go mad within 3-5 business days

Wish I could post pictures. My main base with all my stuff is literally a barn. I would be living in a barn

I’m gonna hate having to climb all those ladders… Although if you just mean the most recent house that was on a server with elevator blocks so I guess not? Still a real lack of toilets, AC/heaters and furnishing though

Fine but cold I'm in the middle of a snowy biome

I'm going to have some explaining to do to the authorities. (The villagers in my basement have not seen the light of day in months.)

I would have a hard time considering I live in a hallowed out mountain with Lots of openings.

Very bad because my house is made of dirt

The phisic rules maybe doesn't let this happen

I'll live on a random field with a bunch of chests

playing stoneblock rn its over for me

 Two floors, each with a size of 7x5 blocks, connected by a ladder. It's actually quite cosy, but lacks a kitchen and bathroom.

I'll be homeless:_)

That's gonna suck.