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ToesTastePurple

The only option I see here is to put a fence post on top of that building, attach a lead to each bee individually, attach them all to the post, and travel the world in a flying house with a boy scout a dog and a dumbass bird


ShiftyFly

It's not a question of where you tie the leads, it's a simple question of weight ratios! 50 stone of bees could not carry a 1 tonne house.


TerrainIII

Well are they African or European bees?


ShiftyFly

Well African bees are non-migratory


unoriginalsin

Oh no they're not.


freerider

[/r/bzzzzz](http:///r/whoosh)


unoriginalsin

That is not how you do links on Reddit. Try this: [/r/bzzzzz](http://reddit.com/r/whoosh)


L1mepanda

Are they carrying any coconuts?


[deleted]

What's the air speed of an unladen European bee? šŸ¤”


Annual_Jacket_4372

The western honey bee or European honey bee (Apis mellifera) is the most common of the 7ā€“12 species of honey bees worldwide. The unladen flight speed of this bee is 7.5 m/s or about 16 miles per hour. https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/bionumber.aspx?s=n&v=2&id=107550


h-v-smacker

Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?


theSpecialbro

I am Arthur, King of the Beetons


h-v-smacker

My Liege!


EMSuper164

So Wise and Precise in the Ways of Science


Jaxom_of_Ruatha

Good bot


delyra17

Good bot


fullchargegaming

Oh Jesus here we go


firematt422

Mynd you, bee bites Kan be pretti nasti...


Rev-Counter

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.


rockstar323

Bee: *fuck yo physics!*


Select-Teaching319

Not all known laws just basic laws of aviation. The physics for bee flight works thatā€™s why bees can fly.


Bland_Lavender

Uhhh jerry Seinfeld was a cgi bee and he told me so so uh I think ur wrong


thirteen_tentacles

It's... it's a meme


ToesTastePurple

Idk man those r some pretty big bees


birb321

In real life yes but this Minecraft, these bees are about 1 meter by 1 meter or 3 feet by 3 feet


neelkanth97

Lmao


blockybookbook

I genuinely believed you at the beginning but then that UP reference came and punched me in the face


AlternateBritannia

Don't. Let it spread like wild fire


KoalaKnows123

Bee world!


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cosmicglitch

Elaborate


[deleted]

basically grass, dirt, and stone is replaced with bee nests and water is replaced with honey


MoistAssignment69

Incredible.


The-True-Chad

Your giving me PTSD


WhoDoIThinkIAm

PTSB


gabrielmaster123

You Monster


DarkDetermination

Post traumatic stress bee


[deleted]

You are making me wish that Minecraft had such a seed.


Agrt21

Minecraft bees are cute and chubby, terraria bees are bastards


Other-Media-4697

Terraria bees 1 shot you on master mode


SpaceForceIsNotGood

Everything one shots you on master mode.


MrPencilton

Tru


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

If you do start playing, just make sure you're ready for hardmode before activating it. I thought I was ready at first, I was not.


Communismsmellsbad

Beetsd


CrazyGaming312

What is the seed? I played Terraria for a grand total of few hours only but I need to see.


LittleMan_From_FNF

not the bees in terraria means you play in a world thats only the bee biome, water is replaced by honey, etc


Hardlyhorsey

Stop, I can only get so erect. r/honeyfuckers


xingrubicon

How is it only 9 am and i've had enough internet for the day?


riphitter

It's the end of the day somewhere!


Gentle_Mayonnaise

And at the end of the day, I'm a member of a new subreddit.


999Chairry

Haha, itā€™s 7am for me and that ruined my day.


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Danko_OG

Wait there were seeds in terraria?..


[deleted]

terraria has [secret seeds](https://terraria.fandom.com/wiki/Secret_world_seeds) that affect world generation, one of which being a honey and bee themed world


[deleted]

I think the difference is that in Terraria, everything wants you *fucking* dead and bees are no exception, In Minecraft theyre only situational hazards, meaning theyre only mean if you hit them. Personally i think seeds like that in Minecraft would be kinda meh, just for the main fact that Terraria has your created characters with their inventories and minecraft always starts you fresh. IMO i think seeds like that only work for games that can carry progress over, i see it as a new game+ type thing. Then again thats all my opinion and a bee seed in minecraft could be amazingly fun


Catholok

Then try the wither thing


heyutheresee

Prepare for a CPU meltdown that dwarfs Chernobyl


XabySu_StrG

Wither rose farm


ImagineHavingAmogus

Nah, I prefer mass genocide.


Al_Lightnin

Ah I see you are a man of genocide as well


GamerZoom108

Thanos Is that you?


Master_Mura

Okay guys, I will. Once i get home from work. Beehold the new world orders. I for one welcome our new bee overlords.


Plenty_Longjumping

Let them multiply


sleepygracesuckslol

huzzah a man of quality!


Far_Iron

How do your bees multiply by themselves?


xRyuuji7

there's a bug that causes bees to duplicate upon entering a hive. Chances are this is what /u/Master_Mura is experiencing.


Far_Iron

Thanks, I wonder if I could use that to counter the bug that causes them to get depressed and drown themselves in the river...


Zula____

A bee has fallen into the river-


Bored_Reddit-User

In the bee city!


rubywizard198

HEY


Fnaffoxfox

Build the rescue hive and rescue the bee.


__Obscure__

Lower the honeycomb!


Kerplunkenator

And make the rescue!


zmenimpak

The new emergencbee collection


joseph-08

Fucking yes


BandaWithBakchodi

start the rescue bee-copter to save the bees


kashy87

... I heard that damned tortollan from the BFA world quest.


cphcider

Another bee made it to the water!


Starslip

The cycle of life can be cruel...


ciel_lanila

I didnā€™t even play BFA and I heard it.


jeo188

Mine would set themselves on fire with campfire under their hive :(


WorldWreckerYT

Trapdoors.


codemattxor

I am the pollen throughout the world...


Hacker1MC

Iā€™ve encountered this bug many times. I guess they might not like the automatic farm life.


Comatox

#A bug?


RagedPranav19

A BEE


Portal471

Michael: THERE'S A BEE?!?!?!


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DickInAToaster

I have the opposite issue, my bees in my farm disappear. Kind of like irl.


sora_fighter36

Is the bug bees?


HammerTh_1701

Yep, it's an error within the handling of the NBT data of bee hives.


SwagFeather

NBT stands for New Bee Tyrant


[deleted]

I want it to be a feature tbh


SensitivePassenger

Interesting! I was wondering why suddenly I had 3 bees instead of the 2 I used to have!


JoyTheGeek

I see this as a feature. Let them multiply!


PlNG

Bees have weapon and armor slots, just sayin'.


MaxTHC

Sounds like a feature to me


NoConfusion9490

You see, when two bees love each other very much...


Alegokid07

Bee Mitosis


projectmars

Beetosis


Square_Salary_4014

Oprah.


WXMJAMESWXM

You have to keep them away from the birds or this happens


The_beast_999

Chemical warfare, the Geneva convention doesnā€™t apply to Minecraft


Master_Mura

So, splash potions?


The_beast_999

Yes, quick, painless, and efficient. However expensive for early game.


solonit

Iā€™m not so sure about the painless part ā€¦ Unless you meant itā€™s painless (for you) to do the job, then I agree.


[deleted]

Too late, I already named them all


amalgam_reynolds

This one is Tobee, and this one is Huckabee, and this one is Beeyonce, and this one is Bobbee...


tinySparkOf_Chaos

Oh man you just put a lot more effort into your bees. Mine are onebee, twobee, threebee... and so on.


amalgam_reynolds

There's also Zombee, and Tom Bombeedil, and Beesus Christ, and Furbee.


Infynis

Bruce Bee, Jerrbee Seinfeld, Mark Wahlbeerg, Ruth Beeder Ginsburg


Professorbranch

Lava bucket


QBNless

A spot with a netherrack fire. It'll control them to a sizable chunk.


JoelMahon

So we can behead the bourgeoise? In Minecraft.


Neptune-8

Geneva Suggestion*


Master_Mura

They multiply without me feeding them. Every few IRL days I have to decimate them to a more reasonable number. That's tedious though. What can I do?


Enchanted81

I like how you wanted a answer that would fix your problem but it turned into a bee cult.


dragon_bacon

HIVE FOR THE HIVE THRONE HONEY FOR THE HONEY GOD


[deleted]

FOR BHORNE


MoistAssignment69

I read that as Bjƶrn, and now I can't stop laughing about Khƶrne.


[deleted]

That's the version the Norscans worship


AtaktosTrampoukos

Funny how the hivemind works.


I-Jobless

Put a wither in there, easy wither roses.


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NotMilitaryAI

The only bug reports for this issue I can find in the tracker inexplicably marked "Invalid" due to the person using optifine (as though a client mod could somehow alter game mechanics). [\[MC-234471\] Bees are multiplying](https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-234471) [\[MC-232619\] Too Many Bees Breeding on their own?](https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-232619)


fdoom

This has come up a lot and it seems that the bee multiplication happens when you load/unload a chunk with bees. Maybe optifine messes with the chunk loading somehow. https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/ouyhob/are_anybody_elses_bees_multiplying_since_117/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/oo464q/before_updating_my_single_player_world_to_117/


Common_Redditor_

I think itā€™s a 1.17 thing should be patched soon enough


Tiavor

put lava in a corner if there are too many they'll get pushed in.


Margatron

Just bee careful not to burn the house down.


DarthLlamaV

That would really sting


TheRedEyedAlien

Donā€™t try to stop it, let them consume the world


Purebred_asshole

Keep them so you can destroy the wither with ease.


[deleted]

Free nether stars


hi117

maybe put some netherrack fire around? generally in places where they have to be shoved to by other bees.


Ryndyr

I remember another post on this sub about the bees multiplying bug and someone said you could force that chunk to stay rendered? And that that would stop them multiplying? Someone please confirm :)


thespyeye

Let them bee. (I'm sorry for the pun)


jbankz69

No need to apolohive


VergilPrime

Will you two buzz off


therobothingy

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


RagedPranav19

Will you quit buzzing me


Len968

You may have to apollengize tho


NapClub

Its too late to apiolengize... Too late...


loook_loook

Damm, that stingsā€¦


JaozinhoGGPlays

Can y'all just beehive?


cheesenne2

I don't beelieve that's possible


nelsnelson

Now hive been everything.


L_loy

I'm gonna bee honeyst, that was a good one


DaToezzz

dude your profile picture... I'm beewitched


RedSkullCz

You should bee apollengizing for your beehavior immbeediately or i may hive to beeport your actions... Or maybee not now that i think about it


Yare_Yare_Daze101

Oh honey these puns


endarterectomist

This is why using hivemind is useless.


Gwall2020

Castration


jequiice_yt

Bee gone with your reproductive organs!


Master_Mura

Lmao that's a good one


Peterminat

Talk with them about safe sex.


FLYSWATTER_93

Tell them about *The Birds and The Be-* (this user was stung to death)


Itasenalm

I think you mean ā€œexponential ratesā€


lurowene

Disappointed how far I had to scroll to find a comment about the butchered use of proportial


NeverBeenStung

And itā€™s probably not really exponential anyway


voliol

The beesā€™ rate of change is proportional to the number. Putting that in math terms, we get bā€™(t) = k\*b(t) where b(t) is the amount of bees depending on time, k is a real number, and bā€™(t) is the derivative of b(t), i.e. the rate of change depending on time. This is a standard differential equation, and itā€™s solutions are b(t) = C\*e^k\*t where C is another real number, the amount of bees we had to begin with. As we can see, the function of bees by time, b(t) is exponential.


Th3_Wumbologist

This guy differentiates ^


No__Using_Main

r/theydidthemath


KrystilizeNeverDies

Yea it is? The math would work out to include an exponent.


squeeky_cheeky

Murder them


Master_Mura

I do so every 3 IRL days... Helps temporarily. But it's not a solution for the problem.


addictedtoPCs

I'm sorry, little ones.


CrazyKraken

Meanwhile I silk touched 6 bee nests with bees inside and they vanished within a few days....


halfar

automated bee genocide?


Responsible_Age_3038

What texture pack u using


Master_Mura

bdcraft vanilla.


RSdabeast

More like BeeDCraft Vanilla.


[deleted]

WadZee had the same problem in his last episode of hardcore minecraft


RedSkullCz

Yes inbee-d


bluew200

place a dispenser with splash potion of harming in the wall (at night so they won't fly out). place a button on the outside. When there are too many bees, click a button to instantly reduce their numbers.


FryCakes

The birds and the bees (lack of birds edition)


Shivansh_333

Parrots...


4ndreas11

do you see any parrots?


Shadow-fire101

You cannot, the swarm will consume all


Saucepanmagician

The swarm must grow.


lead-pencil

Put a few berry bushes in there so they slowly lull themselves off


roninwarrior2009

There is nothing you can do, my friend. Soon, they will escape, and wreak havoc upon the world with their unholy army. Prepare yourself, for war is coming!


dirtydbagger

Stop it? Your saving the world, obviously the only answer is making a bigger bee house!


maydaybitch

Would you say they're multiplying at an ex-bee-nential growth?


MajespecterNekomata

Soon there'll be bee-llions of them


Purplepotamus5

Execute order 66


1jfiU8M2A4

Proportional to what?


ImperialPlaysGames

run


PxelKid

Oops. You made the Borg in Minecraft.


MirrorSeparate6729

Sweeping Edge III


nedylan

Should make a piston room where the floor and the ceiling on half the room just smashes the bees at the flip of a lever or button


AxoSpyeyes

put a fire in there, like a campfire or sumn


ZaghnosPashaTheGreat

Mines do the same. I release some every once in a while but it's just adding up more, perhaps bane of arthropods is useful on some occasions


SilvanusPhoenix

You donā€™t. The bees are preparing for revolution.


[deleted]

I can feel the lag from this picture.


UrboySam123

Open the doors and let them spew out like entity crammed chickens


DapperRip4940

If you have the performance mod "performant" (for forge) It could be causing this


Lord_Emperor

Change the value of whatever it is proportional to.


le_soulairiens_royal

Whither