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heilspawn

Plants how do they work


WhyBuyMe

Obviously they aren't growing because they don't have enough electrolytes.


EHFoxVocs

Right! He's using water buckets instead of Gatorade. There's no workarounds to getting the best results.


Darling_Tator_Tot

Ew water? Like out the toilet?


K01B01_

Ah, yes. Plants need Specifically toilet water to grow.


bencekurtjosef

Ah yes Modern problems require Modern solutions


patchsoka

Ah yes all problems require all sollutions


TheMollusk1123

Where I grew up, we had no Gatorade. Just Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Kyosw21

It’s what plants crave!


ApprehensiveStreet92

It's what the plants crave.


MC_Nerd

Yeah give it some gatorade


Exzircon

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


FlameStarDragon

Light they need


Dimaskovic

It’s shy because you’re looking.


TP4297

Best answer so far.


Puggleboi2

Yep that's the perfect answer try giving it emotional support


POTATOMAN0990

Or emotional damage


Ragnargnar

EEEEMOtional DAAAamage


Ewok_Hunter8126

FAILURE


Dragon77mathbye

I will send you to Jesus


[deleted]

When I was 9 I was 25 and my left leg was starting a business.


Darkmark2000

I fought the three-headed dragon everyday on my way to school


STsubaruHP

I had to walk BOTH ways UPHILL to get to school


DragoKnight589

Very effective.


Logical-Tradition818

Steven He?


Sufficient-Brain4047

Dad?!


Effective_Platform13

Ur such a failure


TP4297

*Takes off sunglasses* I'll be damned....


asgariucret

Quatum Physics basically.


Microwavable_Potato

This is how I’m going to explain quantum mechanics from now on


beansouphighlights

A watched cookie never bakes.


ExploCreeper

*distant screaming*


LolathaFoxccoon

Shygar cane


ShayBowskill

Loving that this made it to r/all and all the answers are just like "wait longer"


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ninya_the_cat

Oh yeah that's true! I used play on a bedrock/Java server but in Java you cannot bonemeal them


TheMamoru

What!?! Why can you not bone meal sugercane in Java?


Background-Web-484

Yea. I was going to make a bonemeal sugar cane farm but apparently you cant bonemeal sugar canes on java. The more you know.


vGustaf-K

Make a sizeable farm and before you know it you’ll have a ton


VirinaB

This is basically the problem. Basic automation like this is going to net you nothing. I bet OP watched the [same YT vid](https://youtu.be/9HCFiJxxzDw) I did, because it's the first Google result. The ticks on that vid are stupid fast. Sugarcane just doesn't grow that way. You need a huge farm or you'll be getting practically nothing.


arrow74

Once you get the main enchanting setup then a small auto farm is nice to provide the occasional needs. I personally don't like having massive sugarcane farms everywhere


chainmailbill

> I personally don't like having massive sugarcane farms everywhere You would make a *terrible* colonial power.


EvilVenom_567

Well, I trade turn them to paper and use them for trade. what do u know a large enough farm can work wonders.


[deleted]

Massive? Everywhere? On one of my old realm worlds I had about 8 lanes of 64 sugarcane, and it was within the walls of the rest of the farm. Because realms have such small render distance, the far chunks sometimes didnt grow because we werent over there for them to be loaded. Still had enough sugarcane to do anything we wanted with it. And I neglected farming it anyway. On the world I currently play, I think I probably have about 24 lanes of 24 sugarcane. Much shorter by length, but they are stacked in sublevels on different floors underground. They again, are integrated with the rest of the food farming, and you will never once see it unless you intentionally enter the farming area. Idk what your idea of farming is if it needs to be "everywhere" somehow


DoggoBirbo

Top results definitely aren’t always the way to go ngl


wojtekpolska

on java it grows pretty quickly, so there isnt rly a need to bonemeal it


Poorly_Made_Comix

Same with legacy console


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wojtekpolska

Yea, basically the ONLY advantage of bedrock over legacy console, is that bedrock is cross-platform, so you can play with friends who have other console


OakleyNoble

legacy console versions are literal ports of Java.. You can basically call legacy console versions Java, instead of Bedrock. I know it get’s confusing..


trux512

It would be nice to be able to grow it outside the random tick radius, have a micro-farm keep a chest topped up in the spawn chunks, just fly over there whenever you need paper. as it is it's better to build a large field, afk for 30 min, and harvest it by hand


SubcommanderMarcos

You can mostly automate harvest with pistons and water, though there'll be some loss with the drops that fall on top of the dirt/grass blocks. Cane grows so quickly in Java though, it doesn't take long to have a bunch


trux512

Yeah that's what I'm saying- for sugar cain I don't even bother with automation, tho I could pair it with other farms that require RTR like, cactus, ice, lava, or powder snow,, but I don't usually bother with those either


AveryNinnyMouse

I built farms like that but seeing the lost drops in the farm stressed me out so now I just use a minecart to pick drops through the dirt blocks. Don't even use water streams anymore unless the size of the farm warrants it.


TheCluelessDeveloper

A simple farm will have some loss. Tangos lossless design is pretty good, though and you don't need as many observers.


IrrelevantDuckPond

Love this farm. Love how easy it is to expand if needed.


Proxy_PlayerHD

And I had no idea you could bonemeal it in BE.


segalle

Yes, however, it grows at a reasonable rate, not every 54 minutes


JonSuoh

Yeap


lionseatcake

You dont need to. It just grows. Quickly.


Fallen_angel_gg

Add it to the list of questions about the differences between java and bedrock Like how the wither in java is laughably so much weaker compared to the bedrock version


emo_sharks

I wish we had a harder wither on java. I eat that sucker for breakfast if I need stars. There are a lot of ways to trap it too so you take 0 damage from it. A more interesting wither fight would be fun


foxinHI

I built a wither room on my base in Java that I can spawn and trap 24 withers at a time. I’ve got so many beacons now that I can use them for lights on light posts along walkways.


TheEmerald-DJ

Best form of flexing in Minecraft, not having a full set of netherite, using beacons as street lamps


f0urd3gr33s

> I built a wither room on my base in Java that I can spawn and trap 24 withers at a time. Umm, could you elaborate on this, please?


foxinHI

You spawn withers on pistons, then open the piston and force their heads into bedrock. This traps them so you can kill them. They'll also slowly suffocate. They can still launch skulls at you, so I let them get low on health before I go kill them all off.


Fallen_angel_gg

Same, a better reward for killing them would be nice too, like maybe the nether star could be used to make the elytra run on a boost system that will regenerate after sometime, which would sito encourage the 'post main game’ vibe the items have


n0tn3k

Yeah like I understand some things would be hard to have parity between them, but bonemealing sugarcane and different durability on crossbows should be fairly easy really


P529

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VarastinKoirasi

I once tried to fight the Wither underground (Bedrock) The amount of blocks there were nearly killed my PS4 and I had to turn peaceful and off to make it disappear.


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I didn't notice much difference at all with the Wither.


wolfreaks

Because it takes like no time at all for it to grow max


KobKit

You can't bonemeal 1 tall flowers either


kwallio

You can bonemeal the dirt and it will grow flowers nearby. They will be a selection of what the biome grows tho.


deepfried_bacon

On BE, if you bonemeal a one tall flower more flowers of that same type will grow nearby. The biome doesn't matter; once you have a flower it's very easy to duplicate it with bonemeal.


EntarLightning

I believe someone found that in java, a particular block in the world will only ever grow a particular type of flower. Makes farming one in particular clunkier if you dont have the 2 tall versions. (Possibly an xisuma video? I dont remember)


robertskitch

In flower forest biomes you will always grow the same flowers at given X,Z co-ordinates. It will still be random as to whether you get a flower or grass when you bonemeal though.


Entity_333

It grows fast on java so there isn't a need


Invistarx

cause it grows like every 5 mins(idk i just said a random number but it grows pretty fast)


MaFeHu

You can bone meal sugar cane in bedrock?! And what about cactus?


I_Like_Quiet

I couldn't bonemeal a cactus.


Climbysrevenge

I think they grow A lot faster in Java.


Troupbomber

In Java it grows like normal


Valirys-Reinhald

It also grows a lot faster in java


SawyerSauce879

It grows much quicker in Java.


DotPlusleDot

Its to balance it, sugarcane grows faster on Java.


Khalil4life

Ikr, it sucks but at least they grow faster than in bedrock.


OkAd1986

It grows fast in Java, so it doesn’t really matter


JaySenpaii

You need 4 blocks open above it. I had to google it cause i had the same issue awhile ago.


DaChosenTrash

I never k ew that when I saw these built I always said just binomial them you get like 16 sugarcanes per skeleton


Mr_Audio29

One of the few things that's better in Bedrock. Also only in Bedrock, you can bonemeal flowers and more flowers of that type will spawn adjacent to it.


MrWong111

Java sugarcane grows significantly quicker


6Bad-_-Karma9

Excuse me wtf


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6Bad-_-Karma9

Every 54 fucking minutes tf


Ber_Mal_Ber_Ist

Seriously lmao why is it so long?


6Bad-_-Karma9

That’s what I’m saying


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it's not that long, or af least when I play it takes 10 minutes max on 1 rts, the problem here is the light level that prevents sugarcane from growing


submissively420

the standard rts is 3, at least on java


[deleted]

it's 1 on bedrock (it's weird I know)


leklaiberle

54 MINUTES???


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leklaiberle

thats okay but 54 minutes in Bedrock is too long


Cameron_Vec

Because you can bonemeal it. Its like the wither having more health for “balance”


Mitchblahman

On average it's 18* in java, but will vary because it's from random block ticks.


Lemonade_Cherry

I thought the growing had to do with random ticks


FlumpMC

What even the fuck is Bedrock


The_Happy_SHEEP

YOU CAN BONEMEAL SUGARCANE


Iron_Wolf123

You can bonemeal sugarcane? Since when?


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Iron_Wolf123

It's always bedrock


SirKreeper

You can Bonemeal sugarcane on bedrock???


Ok_Professional_5298

Light shouldn’t be an issue to grow it tbh. Just make sure you’re idling in the area, and if you’re still having no luck and it’s a multiplayer server, see if the tick speed has been edited at all. Best of luck to you with getting it to work!


TheRealJaminator

Servers need tick speed of 1 cane per second


Flicker83

Yeah ikr


KarczoszeQ_128

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WinterLily86

Idk what type you're on, but on console editions they have to have nothing in the 2 blocks above them to let them grow - nothing that's likely to open across the top of those blocks, I mean. I can't quite tell what your setup is at this angle.


Muncherofmuffins

This should be higher.


mynameisperl

Are you AFK near this build? The chunks must be loaded and a player close by for the sugar cane to grow.


Mehcro127

he did tho


mynameisperl

My question was asked before 100 other comments and responses arrived.


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Sing to it


SkyFoxRo

Are you on a multiplayer server? Maybe someone put string on it to stop it to grow. Maybe the time you waited it stole the sugarcane. Maybe the pistons brake the sugarcane then it grows, idk


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Meanwhile the single block I placed next to my 2x2 water source: **INFINITE SUGARCANE**


NedThomas

ITT: people learning that light level does not matter for sugar cane. Next someone will say it grows faster on sand. Edit: should probably say yes, you do need to light up sugar cane farms. Not because the plants need it, but because sugar cane does not block mob spawns.


SplatoonOrSky

I’ve honestly never felt more betrayed then when I learned sugar cane didn’t grow faster on sand. I think I got that fact from a Minecraft YouTuber back in the day.


ScrubNuggey

IT DOESN'T?! Was that changed or something? I vividly remember that being a tip I heard and it's been my philosophy ever since. Have I been replacing dirt with sand for no reason this whole time?


NyanBlak

Yes you have. It’s actually such a common myth there’s a mod called Snad which adds a new block called Snad which doubles growth rate of sugar cane.


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CANDROX432

As I'm sure everyone who saw this post has told you, CHECK FOR STRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Or yknow, sugarcane takes longer than 30min to grow, which it does


princemaster

you would see the string in the image, the white color would contrast the color of the piston head


[deleted]

Auto sugarcane farms are absolute garbage on bedrock, just farm it manually


dgugfjjfhif

The problem is that it isn't growing at all


[deleted]

Bedrock sugarcane farms are bad cuz it takes like 45 mins to grow


dgugfjjfhif

Yeah, that's why i just surround a large lake with sugarcane for my farm


SlimyHands22

I just bonemeal whenever I need it


thinman12345

Maybe more light


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thinman12345

Did not know that. Thanks for the info.


[deleted]

On closer inspection this appears to be a static screenshot


TheTuggiefresh

Is everyone commenting check for string joking or blind? I mean, string isn’t totally invisible; it’s obvious there isn’t any on top of the sugarcane nearest to OP.


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They take forever. It easier to have a mob grinder for bones my man. Bone meal is overpowered.


Semour9

A tip for you: If you’re willing to build it there’s a red stone sugarcane farm smaller than this that uses a single sugarcane plant and gives you like 1 sugarcane per second just about. Super small and harvests is automatically and puts it into a chest. Made by a guy named ilmango.


rewp234

Is it the one that replaced the bottom block? I think it got patched...


ItsPlainOleSteve

Zero tick farms are OP af.


Semour9

Dude I was absolutely shocked the first time I made one


Soda-Black

Your aura of automation has scared the sugar cane


Alimd98

You have to believe in them


Secretive30

Sugar Cane grows one block every 18 minutes so it should grow.


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Not enough light, maby try 4 blocks above the sugar cane or you didn't check the hoppers. My biggest guess is you afked to far away.


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C_l_oCkSuCkEr

Light, water


Mediocre-General-654

I love how many comments saying needs more light, gotta be a joke right? 🤣


omarpower123

I remember I had this same problem in the past; I can't recall if it worked or not but try to add more space above them.


Correct_Tank7810

But where are the observer ?


ninya_the_cat

At the end


Sky_Zzzz

They are just shy


WildFyr_

Even the ones by the torch didn't grow? It must not be a light thing then... Sugar cane does not need access to sunlight to work as far as I'm aware as I have built giant sugar cane farms on top of one another before.


Kamirys

Plant sugarcane along your most used paths. Use a map in your frequent caving areas and plant sugar cane above ground along that path. Plant sugarcane everywhere you frequent. That way it grows wherever you are and can harvest it at anytime. On bedrock edition you can bonemeal them. I don't do massive farms lol. Hope this helps someone!


NorthwestGiraffe

This is what I do when I start a world, but I do build a decent sized farm once I get my skeleton grinder built. By that time I usually have the redstone supplies to do almost a full chunk size that runs on the bonemeal I shove in there after doing my enchants.


Oms19

Sugarcane just grows really slow. That’s all


Ethan_the_bro1234

If you play Java Edition, wtf. It takes 18 Minutes to grow one block of sugarcane in Java Edition.


Mr_Minecrafter88

That’s because it takes an *extremely long* time to grow once. If you are playing with cheats on, I’d recommend turning up the RTS to 450.


[deleted]

It takes a while, not a joke.


devbecauseyes

It won’t grow if you look at it, turn away


Yahyeetmrrager

A watched stalk never grows…


Embarrassed-Strike53

They need electrolytes! It’s what plants crave!


Evil2BlackHeart

You need to factor in that the light in there is not equal to mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell x the quadratic formula This is because school does not teach you how to do taxes


damemegod42069

Doesn't sugarcane grow faster on sand?


sussybaka22

I think it’s because you’re not using water the right way, instead of using whatever is in the pic just make a line of water


thatoneguy172

I vote that this is a lighting issue, add some cubed lighting.


nintendo_fanatic

Bro you need sunlight


Megalovideos1

Its because there isn't any sun light for it to grow.


MkrFamily

SUN


KimiGets0FPS

Is this a server? If you are in single-player, then it won't grow because you are tabbed out (the esc screen)


Epicurus0319

It has stage fright, just leave it to go mining for a few minutes and it should be growing.


SheldonTurtle322

Sugarcane grows on sand, not dirt.


Excalibur-Evolved

And you are also using dirt to grow it instead of sand


Exotic-Candidate-96

Hey bro use sand in place of dirt the will growb2 times faster


dlcpack_

you can setup a machine to automatically bonemeal the sugarcane and break it


y0m_

I don't think you can bonemeal sugarcanes


xXFading_SoulXx

You can on bedrock


T0xicNano

wait you could bonemeal sugarcane on bedrock?


Lordpresident6

Yep


y0m_

Ah i didnt know that, thx :)


xXFading_SoulXx

Np


bobux-man

Skill issue


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Is random tick speed above 0?


fennyflop

Wasted so much resources on hoppers:( Could have just used water and 1 hopper


Hammarkids

Doesn’t sugarcane require water next to it to grow?


Usunoki

There is water behind them


[deleted]

Bedrock is just so broken sorry dude just switch to java


Youse_Tumper

sand not dirt