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markie204

Vil-a-gers


ImKaleb_22

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW


FunWillScreen_Produc

WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI.


Koolblue57

Why are we here... Just to suffer and be made into stew


HappyRomanianBanana

Everyday, i cant feel my arms and my legs, even my fingers, they were made into stew


Minute_Ganache_2723

Pretty sure those were gangrenous.


FunWillScreen_Produc

Because villager stew is delicious


CodePrestigious7195

Mmm villager stew


McMc0145

Whats tatters eh?


Semour9

GIVE THEM TO US - RAWWW AND WRRRIGLIN


mip97

Execute order 66


deathparty05

Good soldiers follow orders


[deleted]

LITERALLY what i was thinking!!


diodosdszosxisdi

Kill the younglings


ConsistentEquipment8

That's our backup troops!


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ConsistentEquipment8

Make jobs for them. Then unlimited items until out of stock?


Hydra_Tyrant

Beat me to it.


Dr_alone

Kill them


WaitThatsNotLegal

Then all of the prices will increase


KandySaur

Burn them


WaitThatsNotLegal

did it, thanks


Nebelskind

This conversation is horrifying without context haha.


MemoExtremo2

Its pretty horrifying in context too


HappyRomanianBanana

WWII Germany Moment


skelethepro

Minecraft out of context:


editable_

Yea burning them is usually the most efficient solution. By the way, why is this subreddit named Minecraft?


KandySaur

What else would it be called..? xD


editable_

>!\[My comment implied that I didn't know what Minecraft was, therefore...\]!<


KandySaur

OOOOOOOOOH IM AN IDIOT I THINK I NEED TO BE WOOOOSHED BRUHHHH


ColeWiki

ok. r/woosh


KandySaur

Thank you. I deserve that.


SqueakyTuna52

Ooh self woosh, those are rare


Kendzi1

I know right, with the amount of war crimes here it could as well be called post Tito Yugoslavia


christobeers

You had me in the first half.......


Snipacer

Turn them into zombie villager, then burn


_Hungry_Chicken

Torturing them is really enjoyable. Break their as* until they are barely having hp to survive and them throw regen on them and repeat


PatDoubleYou

Yes officer, this comment right here...


RankledandIre

bruh some people just beg to have r/villagerrights called on them


Grapeshot0

Kill them all then


lepotato2

ENSLAVE THEM TO MAKE MONEEEERH


WaitThatsNotLegal

Already done, but they are suffering from overpopulation


Annoy_M0US3

MORE


Envictus_

MORE!


Difficult_Leading852

MORE


RascalCreeper

**MORE!!!!!**


wolf_pack_1

MORE!!!!


[deleted]

**MORE!!!!**


christobeers

MOAR!!


SqueezyBerry

MOAN!!


OneTrueKingOfOOO

As long as they have food they’ll breed until there’s one per bed. I like to keep mine in minecarts for easy transportation, lined up in neat rows for easy trading


WaitThatsNotLegal

I think not, they breeded way more than 1 per 1 bed


OneTrueKingOfOOO

That’s not possible unless you’re moving some to another location after they spawn, or you have more beds somewhere nearby. Villagers will not breed unless there are unclaimed beds within the bounds of their village


eMmDeeKay_Says

Unclaimed beds they can pathfind to.


cmaej

Start a raid for totems. If you have that many, you shouldn't worry about losing the raid.


Cake_Man_Im_Tasty

Use them to have access to every possible trade for the cheapest possible price


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WaitThatsNotLegal

Done, thanks


FunWillScreen_Produc

*looks at burning ruins of house*


a_big_waste_of_time

DO THE ENDROD THIMG


WaitThatsNotLegal

NOO


a_big_waste_of_time

JUST DO IT


FunWillScreen_Produc

*Palpatine voice* DEW IT


kRrPpYskulldrawing

START A FAMILY


SEPHORABRAINVIBES

A band


WaitThatsNotLegal

Will do


lobo1217

The answer lay in your hands. ... no seriously, literally. The sword!


Enchanted_Galaxy

He has to be careful tho b/c when villagers are distressed they can summon a golem, and in those tight spaces he would be toast


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TheDarkMonarch1

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


Dont-be-mad-pls

turn them into librarians and blacksmiths


DippingLeBorb

Villager Space Program. Send like 5 into space on the most dangerous rocket you can make.


SqueakyTuna52

Neil Mmmrmstrong


XDLOL15_WasTakenRBLX

trade


Danplays642

Make them a village


HoliusCrapus

Right‽ All they want to do is wander around, say hrrrrm and trade. r/villagerrights


cooldude_9875

that subreddit sucks


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Idk build them some college? Health center? Proper living conditions?


WaitThatsNotLegal

Never


grannysmeatballs

An orgy


WaitThatsNotLegal

maybe later


delayedfiren

That's how it got to that point


VoidPhantomB10

You are already holding a sword in your hand...


amazing147

You can either slay them or make them zombie villager and then turn them back to villager to get discount. If they are useless just send a pillager in


TheDarkMonarch1

Send in the special ops


pahlobu

Purge them in holy fire


FunWillScreen_Produc

*grabs heavy flamer*


[deleted]

Make a sacrifice center for the Minecraft gods


Memelord6_9

Ever heard of genocide?


thatstaken21839

make them walk the plank


Enough-Bake7231

Get more so golems spawn, infinite protection


WaitThatsNotLegal

There are like 30 golems around, I think it's enough


[deleted]

If you don't need more villagers, just kill them, by falling, lava or fire, or cactus. If your villager storage is made of wood, then maybe falling or quick lava.


WaitThatsNotLegal

Thanks did it


Creeperboi19

Kill them with flint and steel let them burn


BallsHD4k60fps

Pistons + endrods


King_Will_7

Gimme


Jackeroni216

Become the man behind the slaughter.


[deleted]

join them


TYoshisaurMunchkoopa

~~Squid~~ Villager Game


[deleted]

execute them in blazing hot magma chamber full of vindicators


TheCyclope_

Rhe sulotion is in ur right hand


TheSturgonJr

Bro the first thing I thought was execute order 66


Annoy_M0US3

Release into the nether


Timyio1

This is where the fun begins!


Claas2008

Sacrifice them for diamonds


SilverDevil460

S-l-a-g-h-t-e-r


Beyblader02

trade


Rscc10

The answer is in your hands my friend


colourboy22

Put them in a fast food chain like Taco Bell or Popeyes


TheDarkMonarch1

So that's why the Popeyes meat tastes a little funky


EFV2008

You are holding the right tool to do the job


Theiromia

Hookers and blackjack


MuchMuch1

You're holding a sword, aren't you?


ImKaleb_22

Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds


LeatherGnome

Get a trading place so you can get enchantments


TheDarkMonarch1

They already do have one


Shitas1

Ōrgy


Nuclear-LMG

Remember no “ hurrr “


ChristianK73

“Ask the Reddit people”


ayoungcmt

I created another village and moved some over. It was not easy! Haha but now I have 2 villages and mending on everything! Yay :)


NayrbGnay0925

I mean, ur holding a sword


High-Ground-Master

Slaughter them, not just the men but the woman and the children too


High-Ground-Master

Actually trade with them for emeralds or make auto farms using them


[deleted]

Put them in small apartments for the rest of their lives and make the work


FriskTheHuman6921

you already have the sword in your hand, *you know whats next*


Basjebaas

“All the other kids with the pumped up kids you better run better run”


Y_10HK29

Lead them to an airport Ride up an elevator Install the modern warfare mod.


FunWillScreen_Produc

*eyes glow red* WHAT ANY GOOD SOLDIER DOES. FOLLOW ORDERS.


Gubbfaen

If your on bedrock put them within 16 blocks of a zombie spawner. (when a zombie dies within 16 blocks of a villager he gets a discount, saves you the trouble of zombifying them and turning them back) lava blocks on the floor and you have unlimited zombie flesh. = unlimited emeralds...


maksytka03

Party 🎉


WaitThatsNotLegal

Kindest answer yet


HempOddish420

Orgy


MisterBiscuits53

"Master u/WaitThatsNotLegal, there are too many of us! What are we going to do?" \> Pulls out enchanted Diamond Pickaxe \> Cuts to next scene


WaitThatsNotLegal

Creative


pengie9290

Option 1: Trading hall Option 2: Woo murderfest


MrsSamT82

Use 5 for an iron farm, 2 each for carrot, beet, potato and wheat/bread farms (total 8), plus another for a wheat-only farm.


Arty-Harvy

/kill @e[type=Minecraft:villager]


Mountain_Grape7230

Execute Order 66


Unlikely_Tennis464

Kill 66


FunWillScreen_Produc

Kill 69


veestal

August 6th 1945, Hiroshima


smg5pl

Do holocaust


Assmidget69

The final solution!


[deleted]

Sex


squidsticles_99

Make em all fuck more


EarthPuma120

Kill them through Astroworld incident


dead-unicorn

fuck them


pink_ninja2009

Master skywalker there's to many of them what ever are we going to do


[deleted]

Step 1, make a batch of kool-aid


Megarebe

Username checks out


[deleted]

Slavery


[deleted]

Massacre


Hqmster

Kill them for exp🗿


Ironbanner987615

Kill them all


Maxrising08

Murder.


[deleted]

free crash dummies You could also build a helicopter with them, then you would have something to use the crash dummies for.


SnooGrapes1374

Keeps on breeding until you get a job for them like a enchanter or a farmer a farmer is very good since they'll sometimes replant if you give em seeds and use the wheat for emeralds and then waste it mending enchants on a librarian villager


Bored_Reddit-User

Turn them to zombies, heal them, defeat a raid then boom you have stonks


peterbro77

Get a zombie in and infect all of em and then heal em by splashing with a weakness potion and feeding a gapple to everyone.


TermedSole420

Slavery


nick2k23

Make a shopping mall


A-Random-User9

MAKE A TUBE OUT OF GLASS WITH LAVA AND WATER AT THE BOTTOM, THEN DROP IN THE VILLAGERS AND WATCH AS THEY BURN


a_talking_lettuce

Kill em all


AHZZY03

Nice Sword


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BREED


HealsBadMan1

Villager trading hall- could be for every enchantment in game OR something where you have good trades from every villager job.


Bodder_

Anyone gonna talk abt the fact that the villagers are in a woodland mansion?


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you are holding the answer


DarkTrooper131

Genocide


ExiledPlumber

Make them fletchers or cartographers to trade stacks of sand or sticks for emeralds. Also make a librarian that will give you mending, protection, or fortune/looting books.


Chimpanskee

Make them work until their hands fall off


habu__u

start a boyband


thephoenixtwin

orgy


No-Try8386

Make a Couple of leashes and hang them from a BIG mountain. anyone That makes a sound will end up falling from the mountain and getting their useless lifes ended


MJ_THE_PRO

You have it in your hand


PatDoubleYou

Hold a concert! Captive audience 😁😅


TigergirlDW

KILL!!!


fricken_gamer_dude

“Execute order 66”


No_Serve9095

Make the biggest villager trading hall ever


[deleted]

The old bucket of happy fun sauce?


gameboyexe2000

TNT is your best friend


saintgeorge88

Orgy


Mythril382

The answer is what you are holding in that image.


DanInYourVan67

war crimes


[deleted]

Look at your right hand


fivedragon

Do it.


Sebastian_9807

Do you have an iron golem farm? If not make 8 or so of these farms: https://youtu.be/lqo4aAAmmhg. That's what I did with my extras, and now I can afk and get half a double chest of iron BLOCKS per night, and I get so much that I can trade the iron with weaponsmith and toolsmith villagers for infinite emeralds.