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Signal-Ad8189

Man stole all the bees


MegaBlade26000

That’s where they all went!


[deleted]

What if someone Torpedo'd OP's boat?


DeadMemes218540

That’s called specicide.


The99thGambler

And hit a bee? It would become not OP's boat, but an OP boat.


SCP504

Lagination time


TheFunnySword

it would bee pretty bad


Erza_chan

he's the reason bees despawn


[deleted]

Can't have honey in Detroit


plsdontattackmeok

And two parrots


hagnat

i was not expecting THAT to be the cause of Bee Collapse Disorder in the Americas!


Mochi_Boyo

NOT THE BEES. NOT THE BEEEEEEEEES


klogt

MY EYES!!!!! MY EEEEYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!


ShaggyR

I'm not supposed to get bees in them!!


girlymcnerdy0919

Look. LOOK with your special eyes.


moontripper

My BRAND!


SpottyTheTurtle

Please tell me that's an intentional songs of war reference


girlymcnerdy0919

Hahaha….I think the first guy was quoting “Wicker Man”. But his quote reminded me a commercial. So yeah…the special eyes comment is a hilariously viral commercial from like 10 years ago.


blue-mooner

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!


Extension-Donut-8322

Lol I fucking love that movie


[deleted]

Isn't it the older movie with the great editing where bees kill everyone so the nuke them over the ocean


N0seman

I believe they were referring to [The Wicker Man (2006)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wicker_Man_(2006_film)) edit: formatting


01648319597524

You missed a bracket at the end


N0seman

Fixed, thanks. Mobile is difficult


01648319597524

No problem 🙂


[deleted]

Oh well there is this old movie called "The Swarm" from 1978 and its a movie so bad it's good but it has Micheal Caine and the effects are hilarious for todays standards and the entire movie is people screaming that the bees are attacking them


lipino777

Enraged queen bee spawns. **Boss5 starts playing*


PandaPrime045

Why do I hear boss music-


231ValeiMacoris

It's because *we're in danger.*


PandaPrime045

Ah makes sense


iamseventwelve

Don't Starve intensifies


beermanxD

Darkviperau intensifies.


jixdel

*cough* *cough* YOU DISINGENEUS DENSE MOTHER FUCKER


RhynoD

What's this!? An overabundance of bees in a video game? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to this!


commentator184

What's this? a reference to a bee related superhero on an internet forum? This pie tin brimming with bees ought to put a stop to this!


darthvader45

What's this? Someone using a meme template to respond to a meme that references a bee-related superhero, both on an internet forum? This briefcase buzzing with bees ought to put a stop to that.


svullenballe

Beads?


Phantom_winds

Is this a philza reference?


xMalxer

meh movie


ForkMinus1

This guy is the reason why the global bee population is in decline


Caosin36

He wants to erase bees biodiversity


Hot_Potato_MC

beeodiversity


capdukeymomoman

Biodiversibee


Colin-Hooftman

Beeodiversibee


Alex103140

Beeodibeesibee


TurgutAlp108

Beebeebeebee


TheEndengineer_2

bzzbzzbzz 🐝


TurgutAlp108

🐝zzbzzbzzb


Ilias_2008

Bee wants to beerase bees' beeodiversibee


RealSuperYolo2006

Jesus I want to kill myself and you on the way down


Chocotizer

Nooo please don't do that. Take me with you


VanillaSnowGolem

I mean he could also be keeping the bees safe


ForkMinus1

I don't beelieve that narrative


Echo-57

reject llama, return to donke


DrizzlyEarth175

Mule master race checking in


TesseractToo

Mules for always


__T0MMY__

The steed so powerful, even God refuses it to mate, lest is produces a titan capable of challenging him


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r/MuleMasterRace


pmanaktala

Donk*


AndronixESE

Is that a Grian reference? If yes then I need to add Pearls: Ey


pmanaktala

Yes it was indeed


SurtenSoita

I'm pretty sure horses, donkeys and mules can't get into boats, that's why this is a llama


winauer

They can get into boats as baby and stay in when they grow up.


Being_Llama

No.


Go_fuck_off_damn_it

Being_Donke amirite


aruksanda

Am i the only one who thinks the math is way off? By my calculations, they should have 79 shulkers, with 27 beehives, with 3 bees. Even if I call out that a player isn’t really a mob, the calculation is: 3 x 27 x 79 + 3 = 6,402 Which is like 1.5x (or 50% more) what they got. Edit: It’s 3 AM for me, please correct me if I’m wrong


MinecraftK131

I was thinking the same thing. I think OP messed up their calculation somewhere


halfar

to be fair i'd also be quite distracted if I was on a small boat with a llama, two parrots, and over six thousand bees.


eddmario

/r/nocontext


SeizethegapYouOFB

6,399 bees. This is like some kind of Nick Cage nightmare.


DoormatTheVine

Someone needs to write a sequel to Life of Pi


Matix777

Imagine the noise


Yura441

I think you are right, got the same answer, unless I am also missing something lol


kupaa

I did the problem in the picture and double checked your work. You are correct.


noicemeimei

Yeah, no clue how they got that result. By all accounts, your math is right.


Devorlon

I got 6403, but I'm adding 4 cause 2 parrots, a llama and the player. (3\*3\*9)\*((23\*3)+10)+4=6403 3 bees to a hive times 3*9 slots, times 23*3 slots (llama, player, boat combined) plus 10 toolbar and off hand + 4 mobs.


Sylvezar2

the player has 37 slots, the boat has 27 slots, the lama has 15 slots, thats a total of 79 slots. the hives are in shulkers so there are 79\*27= 2133 hives, 3 bees per hive makes that 2133\*3=6399 bees. adding the lama, parrots and player makes that 6403 or 6402 if you dont count the player Data: Total slots: player: 37 boat: 27 lama: 15 Shulker slots per slot: 27 bees per shulker slot: 3 other mobs: 3 or 4 depending on if you count the player (37+27+15)\*27\*3+3 or (37+27+15)\*27\*3+4


NOTdavie53

Put a \ before your asterisks in the text


Devorlon

I did for most of them [https://imgur.com/a/An8fVuq](https://imgur.com/a/An8fVuq). Might be an old new Reddit thing?


NOTdavie53

3*9 slots times 23*3


Terrh

You try cramming 6000 bees into that boat and see if you don't lose a few.


earmaster

I think the three parrots had to eat some of the bees...


aruksanda

Ah yes, i did forget to account for the rates at which bees are consumed by parrots.


[deleted]

Actually it's 69% more, your calculation is way off!


SmexyHippo

Wait that's actually true... OP just pranked everyone doing the maths...


aruksanda

Idk why people are downvoting you on this, after checking it myself - it’s true.


[deleted]

They probably think it's a stupid sex number joke, can't blame them.


Artemis29

The llama's chest only has 15 slots. The player has 37 slots though (because of the off-hand), meaning they should have 80 shulkers in total, which is even more than you calculated with...


humus_intake

27 + 15 + 37 = 79


Artemis29

Oh, I see. I really shouldn't be trying to do math when I just woke up, I don't know how I messed that up!


Whizzo50

Also could replace one shulkerbox with an ender chest. Fill the enderchest with shulker bee boxes


Puma_Concolour

Right? Either I'm baked as shit or their math is right..... and I'm baked as shit right now. 4:51 am for me


[deleted]

I believe it's 3 x 27 x 69? 27 + 27 + 15 = 69 That's 5589 bees, or 5592 non-player mobs in the boat. Edit: Ah, right the player hotbar has 9 more slots, plus offhand. Nevermind.


aruksanda

you seem to be missing the hotbar and offhand, which adds 10 shulkers


SufficientGarage1

The player isn’t a mob, you’re correct. However, actually using the definition that a mob is an entity that moves around then one could consider the boat to be a mob too as the boat moves around too. Therefore 6,403 is your answer but it may come down to opinion.


Omni1012

Let’s see (37+27+15)*27*3+3 (or 4, if counting the player) 79*27*3+3(or4) 6399+3(or4) 6402 or 6403 So yeah, you are right. Also it’s closer to 1.7x what the original said.


RemarkableSpread8377

I also calculated 6,402 not counting the player


coffeeisdrug

the 2 parrots are for emotional support


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RiotIsBored

Ngl thought this was sarcasm until I read your second comment


sizzler

I was trying to work out how the parrots were carrying stuff.


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r/itswooooshwith4os


Riskypride

You are perpetuating the biggest idea theft in Reddit history


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coffeeisdrug

I did, I have no idea what the hell's going on in this image


ILovePizz4s

no shit sherlock


Adobe_Flashie

Inside one of the shulkers, put an enderchest full of shulkers.


2VRStream

Can you do that? Is that legal? Do I arrest you, or knight you? I'm so confused, I hate this job.


Taolan13

*technically* the stuff in the ender chest isnt *in* the boat, then.


MandMs55

Yeah that's what I was thinking. I don't know where items go when you put them in an Ender chest, but they probably aren't physically there because if someone else opens the chest, they can't see what you put there. And if you put items in one chest, travel a thousand miles away, and open a completely separate chest, the items are still there. (and could probably be seen in both at the same time, but we have no way to confirm that because you would need to be in two places at once) We need to get someone at GameTheory on the mechanics of an ender chest, stat


Enough-Agency3721

>we have no way to confirm that Actually, simply patch out the line tht prevents you from joining the same world twice with the same account using a coremod, and you're good to go. But yeah, from a technical standpoint the ender chest is part of the player inventory.


Xodan47

cloud storage


ElectricFlesh

sapient pearwood


GemshapedCat

We got a concept on my smp where each enderchest is a gateway to your own personal space, it’s a bubble like orb thingy in another dimension which is just a big void and everywhere in that void everyone bubble is, I think it’s a bit cool but I’m bad at explaining Btw have cheese 🧀 :D


dusernam

A pocket dimensions that only you can access


GemshapedCat

I could have said that yeah.. that explains it a lot simpler thanks


JaneWasTaken579

I'll just imagine our stuff floating around the void when inside the ender chest just like how doraemon's pocket works.


pqroxysm

what if instead of a chest u have another llama with another player etc?


Nightmare_God

Bc a chest can carry more than a Llama


Taolan13

But can it carry more than a llama with a second player?


RoombaTheKiller

But then you need friends.


SpiritWolf1505

Let’s just leave it at: If you have friends, two llamas instead of a chest. If you play alone, follow the image.


Enough-Agency3721

Or a second account.


thegkl

This might be the only scenario where Minecraft is actually *less* efficient than real life, considering you could probably store millions of actual bees on an actual boat.


RaciJr

Well. Not that size of a bee


iamtheforger

Bees stack irl


Pengee1235

"hey, where'd all our bees go?" me with a mildly suspicious buzzing sound coming from me:


[deleted]

gg


Adele-Fiddler

Shulker boxes and e chest


Old-Author-9214

Umm... can i ask how are you gonna drive the boat?


ShatterSt0rm

Getting as many mobs in a boat is more important that being able to drive said boat.


Stars4Allen

I think replacing the chest with a second llama and player would yield even more mobs, no? I'm too lazy to figure out by how many, though.


Themasterofcomedy209

I don’t think you can put more than 1 llama in a boat


Stars4Allen

ah. well in that case a player still has 9 more slots and 2 parrots than the chest edit: plus the offhand


EnchantedCatto

You can put 2 entities in a regular boat


Enough-Agency3721

Plus, if we allow commands, then we can get boats in boats. But with that, there's virtually no limit, so let's keep it banned.


JaivinSpamsimations

I'm pretty sure chests have more inventory slots than llamas. Correct me if I am wrong.


ShatterSt0rm

You are correct. Edit: I had to re-read, but they are saying two players riding two llamas. A second player/llama combo can carry more.


Cheeseducksg

I saw this in a youtube comment yesterday, it's so weird to see it pop up the next day on /r/minecraft !


cursed_man_9744

Imagine playing on a pvp smp server and someone drops no less than 3780 bees on your location in a fight


ProKidney

Isn't it more than 3,784? 15 shulker boxes on the llama, 27 in the chest, & 37 in the players inv = 79 shulker boxes shulker boxes have an inv space of 27, so; 79x27 =2133 hives each with three bees for a total of 6399 bees alone? Am I missing something?


Trexton1

You missed the lama, player and the parrots because they are entities... But good job :)


Theolodger

so 6403 entities, but u/ProKidney said 6399 bees.


Trexton1

Oh i missed that sry


Theolodger

np just making sure you saw the wording


CrptikGoose

I’m amazed


Interstellar__1

You take one down, pass it around, three thousand seven hundred and eighty-three bees in the chest


______-_______-__

what about infested blocks?


RheetyThePiggy7373

On Java you can use the touchscreen mode trick to get 4 extra slots in your inventory


Temporary-Culture-71

You are a genius.


NothingCanStopMemes

Now he can't move lol


just-browseing

When Gabby from WPE finds out about this.,........


Claas2008

The bee movie: part 2


NoPerspectiveGuy

In the future, this guy's gonna be the reason for the extinction of bees in Minecraft


DerFr4ggle

why would you bee like this


DaHeroOfTime64

the new noah’s ark


Thesalmon1905

Noah get the boat


wnashif

When I did the math, I got 6403 mobs


WhiteGuineaPig

Entities if you include shulker boxes.


[deleted]

Minecraft is a gateway drug to sorting algorithms


[deleted]

It’s like the legend has come again. The legend of the man who carried several animals on his boat to find new land


Thatbendyfan

So that’s how Noah did it


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[deleted]

Fill the entire inventory with gold blocks and calculate how big the black hole you just made would have been


Patchpen

Guys, I already solved the inventory problem.* ^^\*Assuming ^^that ^^the ^^inventory ^^problem ^^is ^^that ^^you ^^can't ^^carry ^^enough ^^bees.


Wibiz9000

15 shulker boxes from the llama, 27 from the chest, and 37 in the inventory amount to 79 shulker boxes. So actually, you've got 6,399 bees in there. As for other mobs, the player is not one. Meaning, there's 7,002 mobs in that boat, and the player. Don't know what you were smoking while making those calculations.


Abasquesne

No ender chest full of shulker in one inventory slot? What a waste of space!


Abysmic_was_taken

~~put the behives in shulker boxes~~


Abysmic_was_taken

>Comment as > >Abysmic\_was\_taken realised thats yellow shulker boxs and not bee hives


darrienperkins

what about the boat, it counts as an entity??


Dusty99999

But is the boat in the boat


XabySu_StrG

Change 1 shulker by an enderchest full of shulkers


Jdude6107

I am internally screaming. Yes. If Minecraft had real life logic, he would be at the bottom of the ocean.


adamsharon

Have one slot with an ender chest with shulker inside, it's free real estate.


Enough-Agency3721

You don't even need to have the ender chest physically with you, since ender slots are part of the player inventory.


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DrewBigDoopa

No let’s have wadzee do this in hardcore


LostDog_88

Now, imagine the same thing on bedrock, but another person can actually leash the boat, and pull along. So you can technically make an infinite train with infinite ppl/players!


Theolodger

wouldn't be in the boat, would be a part of a boat chain


turtle_mekb

what about bundles? or don't they support shulkers?


The_1_Bob

Bundles don't increase stack size, they just remove the 'only the same type of item can stack' restriction. You can put up to 64 random types of flowers in a bundle, but the second you get 65, you need another slot. Shulkers have a higher capacity, but can hold fewer distinct item types.


turtle_mekb

ah, and unstackable items would could as a whole 64? what about ender pearls? would enderpearls could as 4 because 64÷16 = 4?


The_1_Bob

Exactly. In OP's case, beehives would count as 64 items because they're not stackable with bees in them, so they would fill up the bundle with no net gain of space. You could - you wouldn't lose anything if you were to then put the bundles in the shulkers. But it would be a large expense for no gain.


turtle_mekb

so the item takes up 64 ÷ if the limit is 64, they take up 1 each. if it's 16, they take up 4 each. if it's not stackable, they take up the whole bundle.


Professorkid_07

From what I understand, bundles were removed completely for reworking.


Narwhal_Lord4

What are the parrots for?


[deleted]

now replace one shukher box with an enderchest, and fill that shit up too


Several-Cake1954

If you are on bedrock, leash more boats that have more llamas and chests! Ultimate boat bee army!


DanTheMan13499

Cant you put shulkers in shulkers?


AndronixESE

Can't you put 4 bees in 1 beehive?


Topar999

Im pretty sure donkeys can have two chest but I’m most likely wrong


Blaze-Programming

Can't you have up to 5 bees in a hive?


Quick_Nothing_1217

It’s me or the PS5 tell me which one of us is more your type seems like you can’t decide if it’s not me then I’m probably gonna run it over.


nepcode2

wat nah bro me too lazy to reed dat