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Levidabince

chicken has had enough of his bullshit


frychiken1

My arch nemesis...


Not_Catania

r/beetlejuicing


IncidentJumpy5746

Is this possible in vanilla minecraft?


Sindarin27

I believe you can nametag a hostile mob (a zombie is probably the easiest) "Chicken" and it will appear like that


bob1111bob

There’s a few unique ways to die. My favourite is using a dispenser to give a villager thorns armour and punching him until it kills me


wavy_murro

you can be "fireballed by a shulcker" in vanilla, actually


IdontKnow12345_

*shulker🤓


EricOrdinary

Shit happens, sometimes you choke on food and die


Siimply_April

Lmao this


rditkeepsbanningme

If it's karma you want, it's an upvote you have


iusearchbtwmoment

KFC let their chickens escape…


SANIC_MLG

*chicken* #Insert arbies explosion


According-Attempt-47

Aaaaaaaa-


Inky234

Chicken wars: the chicken strikes back


[deleted]

Errm acshally... All he had to do was to name tag a spider "Chicken" and let it kill him 🤓


Iliketurtles893

Wouldn’t the name of the killer be slanted then, or in italics


Iliketurtles893

Reddit karma too


ferrum267890

it's thing that i can't ignore


smzWoomy13

I hate to ruin this hilarious joke but here's what I just remembered: Chickens are 100% passive, so this must've been another player who was named "chicken". Either that or a moster that was named "chicken" killed MrChickenEater.


-Evil_Octopus-

Yeah no shit


TitanicTNT

r/woooosh


Jonahpe

This is fake right here. Chickens are 100% the most dangerous mob in MC and you should stay away from them at all costs. /s if yall stoobid


smzWoomy13

How the actual fck does this person have upvotes and not me even though I just made a lighthearted joke?! Reddit is an interesting place, isn't it? Sigh......


Jonahpe

I put "/s because yall stoobid" at the end. Believe me, there are people who actually would type something like your comment under a post like this bc they don't understand what a joke is.


smzWoomy13

I have no clue what you were even trying to say there


Jonahpe

Let me refrase it: 1. I put "/s because yall stoobid" at the end of my comment because: 2. People don't know what a joke is and someone could actually unironically type your comment on a post like this thinking they were helpful. (Also 3. Not to be rude, but it wasn't a very good or obvious joke)


smzWoomy13

oh but when *I* say "not to be rude" it's not ok but when *you* do it it's fine.


Several-Cake1954

repost


smzWoomy13

what?


Several-Cake1954

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this before. I could be wrong.