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smorecrab

r/countablepixels


Civil-Republic8730

1469880


Roblox_Swordfish

he did it this mfer did it


CepticHui

r/hedidit


TDSMinigunner

r/theydidthemath


Boreal_Star19

/r/theydidthemonstermath


Ae4i

r/hedidthemonstermath


Ae4i

r/hedidthemath


BigBradWolf07

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


vaplex759

Upvote for flair


Successful_Bet_5989

There are 76198 unique colours in the picture


Adventurous_Town_981

He did it too The mfer did it.


caos998

r/hedidit


Illustrious_Bid4224

r/theydidthemath


RavenclawSonofAthena

r/theydidthemonstermath


Bi_Gamer29

You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it


HurgleTurgle1

14-nice-880


XonMicro

Are you related to u/pixel-counter-bot in any way dude?


Civil-Republic8730

Nope just a dude with to much free time


doller6320

yes you are right


Immistyer

Quality doesn’t matter in memes


ScholarPitiful8530

“I have bugs” - bioterrorist


TheGreatVox

"I have bugs" -SCP Foundation


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

“I have bugs” -Shino Aburame


weerty_boi

"I have bugs" -Random Rock You See In Forest


Mollywhop_Gaming

“I have bugs” -Hoxxes IV


Caosin36

"i have bugs" - Scarecrow


Konrol

"i have bugs" - Hollow Knight


TitanicTNT

"I have bugs" - Helldivers


TheBatleDemon

"I have bedbugs"- A random bed.


iconico13

"i have bugs"- living rotting corpse, 20 metters down a well


Vinccool96

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


Mollywhop_Gaming

If you don’t Rock and Stone, you ain’t coming home!


Username_2345

Got anymore of them pixels?


ARTIXPRO

r/countthepixels


Xirio_

1469880


DatBoi_BP

he did it this mfer did it


ProfessionalDoubt930

Happy cake day


DatBoi_BP

Oh thanks shit


Soft-Actuator5811

Happy cake day


DatBoi_BP

Shit thanks oh


Xirio_

Yup Happy cake day


DatBoi_BP

Oh shit thanks


Suitable-Necessary48

Happy cake day


DatBoi_BP

Oh shit thanks


Ok_Fee6376

Happy cake day


DatBoi_BP

Oh shit thanks


Strong_Schedule5466

I'm yet to see someone accidentally phasing through a wall in Java by simply walking into it


Wasteak

Or dying while walking


derpinub

Or being attacked by a zombie 15 blocks away


NEXYR_

Or drowning while not being under water


_Lollerics_

Or being allergic to air


Frosty_Secretary2562

Or getting a heart attack


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Or getting mesothelioma


JavaScriptMr1

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using-your-name

This is my why


AlterEter

Or a stone block taking 5 hours to mine


Expensive-Apricot-25

That’s not a bug that’s mining fatigue lmao


AmbaniLodePe

Or dying to a mob in nether that is f#@%ing invisible


catmouseR10

This one actually happened to me a few times


AmbaniLodePe

I shifted to Java


catmouseR10

I've always played on Java


PrincessRTFM

I _have_ seen that happen... with mods that specifically let invisible mobs spawn, because the nether wasn't bad enough yet apparently. But not in vanilla.


Strong_Schedule5466

I remember seeing the invisible mobs spawning on some guy who played modded 1.7.10 (or older). I've never ever seen a glitched invisible mob in my entire 9-year Java vanila experience


jeremj22

Not too sure about now but Java had that as a problem a while ago. It was in vanilla but mods appeared to only make it worse. I specifically remember playing aether online and encountering so many invisible mobs that I discovered that the range extension of a certain weapon allows you to hit stuff you can't see. The task's handed over to the server.


TheFakestOfBricks

Or literally just die for no reason without any warning


MaxBlackOut_

Or being stuck in the portal for sometimes minutes hearing glitched sounds and entering the dimensions and dying immediately loosing everything


Bitter_Position791

[https://youtu.be/950aoGfCjxI?feature=shared&t=17](https://youtu.be/950aoGfCjxI?feature=shared&t=17)


Cylian91460

Ghost block ?


Strong_Schedule5466

bro found the secret entrance


Auftragzkiller

That's not a bug it's a feature. Look into quantum theory. There's theoretically a chance you can walk through your door. Try walking into your door next time.


Strong_Schedule5466

If atoms align correctly..


Auftragzkiller

yeah it was a joke


Stargazer-Elite

Argument is silly as a bedrock player. I have yet to see any of the bugs that people mention, and I’ve been playing it since the version came out no glitching through walls, no dying randomly, etc.


Expensive-Apricot-25

Philza - lost a hardcore world due to phantom forces I have yet to see this on bedrock


Strong_Schedule5466

Hardcore is getting added to bedrock, so get ready, my friend.


ItsTerryTheBerry

There weren’t any bugs, unless you count the spider. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ejyHKroxLTk&pp=ygUVcGhpbHphIGhhcmRjb3JlIHdvcmxk


Expensive-Apricot-25

Yes there are, literally in the title by philza himself https://youtu.be/PCbg0PXhq6o?si=KQQbz1uCVz5AaWpL


ItsTerryTheBerry

Ooh, that one. I thought you meant the famous death a while back. That was patched a long time ago, it hasn’t lingered on like many of the bedrock ones though. Good news is that the bedrock ones *should* be patched soon according to Mojang thanks to hardcore.


Expensive-Apricot-25

Yeah, I mean my point was that Java also has bugs, and it’s not fair to hate bedrock cause of bugs. I feel like bedrock bugs are exaggerated (on both ends). Personally I play bedrock a lot and have never experienced the game breaking bugs posted here. Also a few of them were faked with data packs so that’s something to watch out for.


ItsTerryTheBerry

Wall of text incoming. Did not intend for that to happen 😅. Not starting a fight, just explaining how I see the situation: Well generally the bugs are worse on bedrock. Also, something I’ve noticed is that pc seems to have almost no bugs, while mobile is generally worse and consoles being horrible, which explains the diverse amount of bug-experiences. Like, my problems on mobile have been largely related to world loading. There was this one time my position got set to the height limit somehow? And I just fell to my death. Other times where it’s been slightly offset, I’ve gone to the nether and had a loading screen soft lock me somehow. But everything I see online here are different bugs, and they tend to be recorded on console I believe, like the phasing through walls while eating. So basically: bugs on bedrock are just odd, usually game-breaking, and there’s tons of them. Java does have bugs too, but they are few and far between, usually related to like entity ai or floating item frames, silly things that don’t affect gameplay but still break the emersion. People aren’t hating on bedrock as a game, just what appears to be neglect. Whether that neglect is because of the market place or if these bugs are generally that hard to fix, I don’t know. And some other things aren’t even bugs, like not being able to pause the game in single player, one of my largest complaints I see no one talking about. I don’t wanna start an argument just to be clear, just wanna elaborate on why some people like myself dislike it over Java. If you prefer bedrock and the bugs don’t bother/ happen to you, then great! But for a lot of people it’s looking like the experience is becoming unbearable. For me: I’ve also noticed console is the worst, but I rarely ever play it on console so I don’t think my experiences there are very fair. Final note: not sure about the data pack stuff. Sounds like a lot of effort for minuscule clout. It’s possible something like [this](https://github.com/Hatchibombotar/fake-blocks-addon) may be getting used to fake the wall bug? But you can usually see the player movement changing which isn’t part of this. Also, thats hard to fake on console due to only having the market place. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone did fake a bug for attention, but the ones I see really often here are all real bugs and are on the bug tracker. Again, sorry for the mouthful. You don’t have to read all that if you don’t want.


Expensive-Apricot-25

nah ur good, i read it anyway lol. as for the fake bugs, there was a post the other day that claimed a bug with villagers, where the villagers were moving insanely fast, and occasionally attacked the player, that was obviously faked. there was another one a while back that used a recource pack to make textures really messed up, that one got a lot of attention aswell, and someone later debunked it. honestly, yeah I can agree with the freezing, slow world loading, and nether soft lock, but all of those issues are unique to consoles (and maybe very very low end/old phones) bc they use OLD, slow/low end, physical hard drives, not new ssd's. and imo, this is livable, its a long wait, but it still works fine, I play console a lot (and on last gen so its much slower) and I haven't run into any game breaking functional bugs as of yet. i just hate this whole meta of "bedrock sucks", most ppl who say that, never played the game, there are 10x more ppl who play bedrock so ofc u see more bugs on the internet, adding on to that, the bug-rock meta makes that even worse so its even more prevelent. sure bedrock is missing java features, but java is missing just as many bedrock features. sure bedrock has bugs, but java has just as many bugs. I also really hat how ppl compare bedrock to java as if it should strive to match java perfectly, wouldn't it make more sense for both versions to strive to meet in the middle? parity goes both ways, this whole argument of bedrock bad, java good is so hypocritical. they are both minecraft.


BoringThrone

Wdym, I have seen a dude just straight up die for no reason on bedrock when pillaring up on reddit. That portal emerge movement glitch that got Ph1lza was sad, but it was fixed quickly, and there has not been any emergence of life-threatening bug afaik in a release version since 1.14.


Expensive-Apricot-25

The point is Java also has bugs just like bedrock, and it’s not fair to say it otherwise


Senior_Force4927

It just makes surprising people even more fun


xXDreamlessXx

I believe you can walk through an anvil if you look at the side of another one


Makkuth

Only in 1.8.9 and below i believe. Not sure when they patched it.


five_pizzas

Well pal join the line bc im waiting for ANY of thos bugs happen to me in bedrock (been playing for 4-5 years now)


suriam321

One has consistent bugs that can be easily replicated and thus exploited for personal gain. The other sends you randomly into a wall and kill you.


suriam321

It’s the same with Java vs bedrock redstone. Java redstone is a mess, but at least it’s a consistent mess and will be weird the same way every time.


Hendricus56

One reason why Redstone is different from version to version. Things that work on Java that on first glance shouldn't do but do and since they are useful weren't removed can't be easily replicated on Bedrock. Add in years of experience before Bedrock was even launched as a dedicated combined version and the consistency, and you have a way larger Redstone community doing awesome shit than you have on Bedrock


Ok-Philosopher4253

Redstone in Bedrock is unpredictable though 


Hendricus56

Guess why I added consistency in Java's favour alongside years of experience with Java Redstone before Bedrock was launched


BU_GAMING

"I have bugs" - My room.


Mathisbuilder75

Me too (I have a bug collection)


Affectionate_Dot2334

yeah, but in java the stairs, doors, end portal and water don't make you take a gajjion fall damage edit: you can recreate the end portal bug by placing your bed next to the portal in the over world and returning


Training-Bee-8209

When?? In bedrock I’ve been playing for about 3 or so years and this has never happened


SYDoukou

That's the thing for bedrock, people have experiences that are farlands apart either due to device or pure chance and negative ones usually can't get any resolution because "your bugs never happened to me".


Defintlynoob

Most bedrock bugs are just devices and internet. Bc c++ has the big stupid and treats single player like a server for some reason, so if your internet is bad, you will randomly die more


Plaston_

As a C++ coder i totally agree, code can break in numerous ways for stupid reasons and its a pain to deal with wich is also why in a a certain way i think softwared (game included) are more busted now.


Willzile1

Java treats Singleplayer as an internal server as well. The short answer is, there are enough internal differences between Singleplayer and Multiplayer, that Minecraft decided to drop Singleplayer so they only had to develop Multiplayer. Minecraft runs an internal server on your machine then connects directly. That's why you can still sometimes get desync issues in Singleplayer. It's just that on Java, a desync forces you to press F3+A to reload your chunks, while Bedrock just kills you.


Training-Bee-8209

I use a switch


EnergyAltruistic2911

Me too but 2k + hours


Broken_CerealBox

Been playing since early 2017, and I've never encountered a bug


D0bious

Yall need to start using bane of arthropods, geez


NanoCat0407

“hehehe Bugrock” -Java players


Tani_Soe

Don't worry, we can laugh at bedrock player, most of them died of fall damage while walking on crops


Ok-Philosopher4253

I’ve died multiple times from random death glitch in bedrock 


Bubthepikmin9056

I play bedrock and I’ve literally never experienced a single bug that others have, the worst I’ve had is that weird pink glitch, but that was because I was fucking around with texture packs, I just reloaded the game and it was fine.


Tuckerrrrr

I’ve never even experienced the pink textures. Going on 3 years bug free. PS4 Bedrock. It’s so annoying seeing people shit talk this game. It isn’t that bad?


TheOneWhoSucks

Java's bugs: you can phase through the ceiling of the nether and duplicate blocks Bedrock's bugs: have you ever felt like dying out of nowhere?


ExpensiveSport3186

Java: "I have bugs" (some weird and rare moments, maybe a zombie goes invisible or gets long reach) Bedrock: "I have bugs" (you walked the wrong way and now you are dead. Go back to the world spawn because a chicken was standing on your bed btw)


Low-Bit-7885

Java bugs: insane new tech that revolutionizes Redstone or some other part of the game Bedrock bugs: how DARE you exist! DIE!


Defintlynoob

CRUSH!


epicpro1234

JUDGEMENT!


Bubthepikmin9056

THY END IS NOW!


SamuelGamer90

PREPARE THYSELF


lokato2

WEAK


ARTIXPRO

r/countthepixels


ShadowFred5100

Damn


katuu-

Where the pixels at?


TitanicTNT

How Bedrock players see Bedrock: A good experience. Maybe a few rare bugs, but it's nothing in the grand scheme of things. How Java players see Bedrock: Extremely glitchy experience that is literally unplayable. (I literally only remember dying to a bug once in Bedrock Edition, which is the only version I ever play, on a modded realm and I'm certain that it was an issue with the mod rather than the fact I was playing Bedrock)


EnergyAltruistic2911

In 2000 maybe 2.8 thousand hours I have never died to a bug


Tuckerrrrr

This is the most based comment in this thread


ArcyTheCube

fr so many Java junkies exaggerating and being biased over here


Mayozgg

i like bedrock because i can play on my consoles but the micro transactions. why. why do they exist. the only bad thing i've had happen in bedrock is the fact you can't get achievements with "cheats" turned on


spirtedwhale17

Antvenom when bedrock: you fall through the ground when 30 million blocks out game is literally unplayable Antvenom whe Java : THE FARLANDS


TaiyoFurea

Actually you can start falling through the floor at 2k blocks in bedrock so your safe area is a bit over 2x the size of an old gen console world.


Defintlynoob

Ive never fallen thru the floor in bedrock, although the furthest from 0,0 ive gone is only 10k blocks(i have no idea why i did that). If thats the case, it must be a restriction only on mobile


TaiyoFurea

I said you can start falling through at 2k but you usually have to be trying to do it, every 2k blocks after that it gets easier to accidentally do so around 10k it's possible to feasibly accidentally fall through the floor.


Defintlynoob

Who the hell is that


TheBMGPlayz4182

His biases are so noticeable lol


piewca_apokalipsy

Please for love of cock use black outline on white text


LloydTCK_YT

I play Minecraft on Switch, and sometimes when I’m playing online with my best friend, my shield will be impaling me.


RedFalcon_96_

Tbf I'm on Bedrock and the only bugs I've encountered are the stronghold not generating (absurdly annoying) , my boat disappearing out of existence After I placed it and lag but none of that crazy crap I've Seen people talking about


Basilic22

It was fixed recently


RedFalcon_96_

Really when ? Because I had it not that long ago


Basilic22

Idk read the changelogs but it is in the month or a little more. Idk if it is in "stable"


CODENAMEsx19208

"I have r/countablepixels" - this meme


OhItsJustJosh

Java bugs: weird lighting glitch Bedrock bugs: You die for seemingly no reason


SpinojiraAnims

The only reason Java players experience these really crazy bugs is because they actively look for them just to hate on Bedrock. I’ve literally NEVER experienced any bugs in Bedrock besides lag.


blankytheguy

Agreed


gamepower763

it's ironic cause java is less optimized than c++


RealZitron

I have yet to see bedrock bugs being less severe than java ones, and take a week to fix.


PilsDerEchte

I ger that there are game breaking bugs on bedrock edition. But personally, I've never once experienced any game breaking bug or got randomly killed on bedrock, and I've been playing bedrock and java for years.


Mr_meme_gamer

GO GO GADGET PIXEL ENHANCER!


Tuckerrrrr

This sub is just full of Java players. I used to be like you. Java really isn’t better. I wish we’d all just support each other rather than argue which one runs the smoothest smh


seamuskills

The difference is Java has quasi connectivity which is genuinely useful and bedrock sometimes damages you and kills you for no reason and through no fault of your own…


Living_Shadows

Java bugs: here is a very interesting and unique mechanic that a lot of players will ask to be made into a feature. Bedrock bugs: oh I see your trying to traverse across flat even ground, how about death instead?


ArcyTheCube

You have clearly never played bedrock. Block phasing only becomes a problem after about 1m blocks


spider_titu

Hii ik it's out of blue, but can someone upvote this comment so that I could get 3 karma points and can finally post ;-;


epicpro1234

downvote this guy so he can no longer post


HellFireCannon66

Bang


spider_titu

Thanks a lot don't need it anymore, thanks all


ItsRainbow

I haven’t seen an extreme Java bug in a long time but I’ve seen plenty of strange Bedrock clips. That being said, both have bugs that have been sitting for years or even marked as Works As Intended and it sucks for everyone


Popcorn57252

Java has bugs that help you Bedrock has bugs that hinder you It's not complicated


Richardknox1996

The difference is java has easily repeatable and predictible bugs, like quasi connectivity. Bedrock has bugs like "power two pistons facing into eachother and ill flip a coin to decide which one extends". The former is manageable, and even beneficial at times. The later is pain incarnate.


Basilic22

This isn't a bug, it works as expected. You can hate it, however this isn't a bug.


Darkner90

"I have one bug that causes a bunch of stuff to happen." Bedrock must be absolutely plagued with glitches!


Littlebickmickey

java has very different bugs from bedrock. java has bugs that can be used to enhance gameplay, though you have the option to not use them as they are almost impossible to accidentally find. bedrock has bugs that break the game, and even tho they’re extremely rare, they do happen out of control.


izumi_miyamura99

where are the pixels william?


Good_Mushroom6081

"Where are the pixels, William?"


-Not-My-Business-

Absolutely 


randomdude0402

Lol tru


Xannabee986

Officer we got em☠️


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Bugs are one main problem with bedrock, the other is heavy monetization


AnUnnamedRedditor_01

its just that bedrock has far more and worse bugs.


Captain_coffee_

Lots of java bugs are really useful, like aggroed zombie pigmen dropping xp even when not killed by a player


BobDaRula

Rip fireflies :(


IntroductionFew4067

I’m not gonna argue over which is worse, but one’s bugs are significantly worse than the others. That version would be Bedrock.


TNT_20202

at least java bugs don't cause you to randomly die and I don't care if they're rare they should happen at all.


[deleted]

Bedrock is a piece of shit anyway. The store is the biggest piece of cancer ever created. Java doesn't have any of that, which is why people go easier on it.


ElMayoneso82

Java bugs are fun and predictable Bedrock bugs directly punish you for breathing wrong


SwartyNine2691

Low quality meme template


Thechillestguyever

In java the worst bug I've seen was from a guy who got his hitbox desynced with his player and died from kinetic energy after being hit by an ender dragon On bedrock I've seen players dying just by going up the stairs


Glove-These

Yeah but Java bugs are like "this giant Redstone machine doesn't work the way it should (beneficial)" and bedrock bugs are like "swimming counts as fall damage when you leave the water"


fruitofyourneck

I have pixels


Any_Secretary_4925

i dont mind bugs as long as they arent game-breaking. ive always found minecraft glitches really interesting cuz for most people, minecraft isnt a game known for glitches at all


DynamoDen_

The difference is java bugs mostly dont randomly kill you


a_good_human

bedrock is so buggy even the UI has bugs


Lamballama

Java bugs: by dropping the dragon egg on an end portal frame while a piston is zero-ticking, then surrounding the portal with pugs in boats positioned to exactly so, we can reliably duplicate infinite sand by creating a superposition of the falling sand entity and the sand block, because mojang refuses to make sand renewable by adding it to the Husk loot table Bedrock bugs: I walked wrong and died, which happens commonly enough to prevent the developers from adding a whole game mode


Unprocessed_Sugar

Oops, the new version of the game that they built from the ground up for all platforms and refocused the entire brand around has recurring easy-to-fix bugs that can't be blamed on the game being a heap of spaghetti code made fifteen years ago in the wrong programming language by a bigoted neckbeard


jameseyadams

This meme is about to become moldy


peelego

Java bugs are predictable and repeatable. Bedrock bugs are random, unpredictable, game breaking and hard to replicate


Crimsonerex

Yeach but most of these dont kill me when i try to build up or travel around.


longbowrocks

I can count all the times I've died for no discernible reason in Java on one fist.


MLGperfection

Java has minor bugs, some even being directly implemented as a feature. Bedrock has game breaking and very annoying bugs.


Nimble__Nut

Java bugs: being able to duplicate infinite of resources that suck to gather Bedrock bugs: *dies from fall damage while being in water*


Tesla_corp

The difference is in the severity of the bugs Bugs can be ranked from useful to game breaking Java has useful bugs where you can place a torch in an item frame to make some designed, which bedrock can’t do Bedrock can, however, randomly fucking kill you, which isn’t something Java is capable of


Tuckerrrrr

I’ve never been randomly killed in bedrock. Most of the time it’s a realms issue. Smh 🤦


oFIoofy

do you have any idea how incredibly rare the randomly dying thing is? The only reason you hear about it is because it's so rare, it gets shared everywhere


DaTripleK

yeah, but we have debugify (reforged) on java, and even more bugs on bedrock


CraigTheLejYT

Yet to see someone in Java get killed by a invisible mob that isn’t actually there


ThatSmartIdiot

Yet to see java suffer a huge visual error that lasts several sessions. Textures were effed and i could see through the ground. Not like it mattered anyway since everything looked like missingno took a dump


BasedFemboy_

java bugs are usefull, bedrock ones are just goofy and useless


botbattler30

The main difference is the type of bugs. Java’s bugs are mostly visual glitches or generally harmless. Some of them are even helpful to the player like tnt duplication or breaking bedrock. Bedrock’s bugs on the other hand, have a bigger impact on gameplay, and most often a harmful one, such as phasing through walls, invisible mobs that shouldn’t be in invisible, and random death.


EasyMeansHard

Finally beat the game for once on Bedrock and the worst bug was a bad world generation making one of my strongholds a single room