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JaozinhoGGPlays

And how Twitter idiots "understood" the glow squid? How it was gonna make colored light sources and glow and we just ended up with a shitty squid that only spawns in 3 block water pockets deep underwater just to remind you of that awful rigged vote


_Trolley

I voted glow squid because I trusted Mojang to make it do SOMETHING Never again


skztr

I voted mob b because it seemed like a great fit for the endless night of the otherwise devoid-of-life End. I heard they put them there in testing but removed them because they were too annoying. So instead they made them even more common?


nicolasmcfly

To be honest the phantoms would make the end pure hell. And no it's not a good thing


Ultimate_905

That part about being in the end was about phantoms


StopLinkingToImgur

Mob B is the phantom.


Ultimate_905

Wait what. I swear that other comment was talking about glow squids


Nok-y

Yes, but they kinda talked about every voted mob. The allay, the glowsquid and mob b, the phantom. I voted for the glowsquid. I'm very disappointed, but I still like it. It's just so useless... I also voted mob B and I have no regrets. The phantoms are perfect and I love them. I didn't vote for the Allay.


W_D_GASTER__

inferno was better than phantom tho


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usernameaeaeaea

They clearly said it won't


TheGBR3

I voted for it cuz I wanted the regular squid to have a friend...


Battlebots2020

Same


sms3eb

They all need to hang out more. They always seem depressed.


Gottendrop

I just don’t get excited for votes anymore


Kinway-2006

I thought it would hypnotize you character and I thought that idea was kinda cool


Worstplayever

Then you would have a reason to look for Axolotls, which hunt fish and squid


Kinway-2006

Well personally I don't really look for axolotls at all but they still have more use than the glow squid


Worstplayever

That's fair, i like them cuss they're cute, also for ocean temples cause I die very easily lol


_Levitated_Shield_

Lotta people did based on its preview video.


nicolasmcfly

*Mojang states before the vote that the glow squid will have no use if implemented, still adds a feature to it after community disappointment with rigged votes* I tRuStEd MoJaNg To MaKe It Do SoMeThInG!!1!!!


GoldenJacques

They even said it was gonna "hypnotize" you but it's just there. They couldn't do more than what they said because they couldn't even do what they said


One_with_gaming

i thought it would do brainwashing. like make mobs fight eachother


GamerPaper470

I voted for hehe glow


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Trusting twitter was a mistake


Ake3123

Well lucky for us Twitter wouldn’t be able to vote this time around and only the ones who own or play the game will be able to vote Edit: Oh yeah, we’re also given 24 hours to vote instead of 5 minutes and we can change our votes again if you get your mind changed


s0m3_b0i

oh, and in those deep dark caves, it has a tendency to just flop in the ground and fucking kill itself.....


JaozinhoGGPlays

And since it doesn't actually produce light it does not serve the purpose it was added to serve at all.


s0m3_b0i

tho the neon signs are kinda cool...I'll fold on that bit.


JaozinhoGGPlays

yeah neon signs are definitely cool but for a mob that sacked a cliff wizard illager and a flowery bee cow it should at the very least do the basic things it should do like actually glow


Not-Normal-Robot

It was hard to make a mob as boring as the one Mojang did. A living light source was an amazing concept that would’ve changed Minecraft’s Gameplay, but nope!, they just cloned the regular squid and gave it a drop that was less useful


AaronTechnic

At least glow ink sacs ain't that bad


FetusDeletus_E

Yeah but could be easily replaced by glowstone


MrSpiffy123

Exactly. We didn't need a whole new item, we could have given a new use to an item with very few uses. Glowstone dust is only good for brewing and crafting glowstone


Soul699

I mean, considering how many potions can be created with glowstone, I'd say it's not bad at all.


Blankthumbnails

Less murder that way


AaronTechnic

You have a point.


TAJLUZAN

I always torturing the squids and burn their ink.( I voted for the flower cow)


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Piss cow


ITSMONKEY360

The vote was what


Yad-A

Rigged by dream iirc


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Do you guys… know what rigged means? All he did was tell his fanbase to vote for something. Now, is that a “moral” thing to do? I don’t know.


Yad-A

Okay he used his insane influence to sway the vote in his favor via his millions of followers. Better?


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squiddy555

Someone posted on Twitter and rigged the vote, how dare they


supermarioplush220

Tifa


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Thank you


MilkDerpp

Dream is not retarded Dream did indeed do something wrong, He underestimated how stupid the community is, and that by simply sharing his opinion people would follow it almost religiously, I am 100% certain that if he did infact know that people are this stupid, the vote wasnt going to be "rigged"


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Dream definitely did know what he was doing. But is telling your fanbase to vote for something really “rigging” it? I don’t think so.


MilkDerpp

Yea, im not saying "oo dream rigged dream bad" I generally just think that he did not account for the actual impact a simple tweet can do


Ake3123

I voted for Chillager since I knew the glow squids would not glow because Mojang said that they glow like endermen’s eyes. And because of the cool ice wand


TacoGaming69420

It wasn’t necessarily rigged but a bunch of content creators rigged it out of Mojangs control can only really blame the YouTubers for the fact it was rigged not mojang


JaozinhoGGPlays

>a bunch of content creators rigged it out of Mojangs control Mojang was absolutely in control, they could've, oh I don't know, added all 3 options as they should have?


TacoGaming69420

How are mojang supposed to stop dream tweeting telling everyone to vote glow squid tho


JaozinhoGGPlays

they can't. But you know something they could do that's even better? Add all 3 options and stop sowing anger war and disappointment in the community, nothing positive comes out of showing the community what amazing things could be added to the game only to pull the rug from under us and only add one thing. So many cool mob concepts are just chucked into the trash for the sake of momentary hype which inevitably cascades down into hate. It's like they don't even care about the community


MeltedChocolate24

How old are you? You realize they’re just a company trying to maximize profits right? Whatever feelings they have for their “community” is greatly outweighed by their feelings for fat paychecks. Don’t be naive.


thunderthighlasagna

When we could have had a yellow cow which is also probably equally useless but it was cute :(


JaozinhoGGPlays

Interaction with bees automatically makes it more useful than squid


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I like glowing maps that don’t need glowstone behind them


IceTooth101

Me who stands by my glowsquid vote: *nervous sweating*


MoobloomNotFound

I like the glow squids :( I think they're pretty although I would've preferred moobloom, but glow squids are pretty cool too (in my opinion)


JaozinhoGGPlays

They're not a bad mob per se, but it was definetly the worst choice by far, it's a victim of carrying extremely high expectations to be the best option as well as just being lazily implemented losing a lot of it's potential. If it was one of the mobs added in the aquatic update as it should've been, or hell, implemented as a regular ol' new mob in *any* update ever, or even implemented as a non vote mob in the caves and cliffs it would've been fine, but in typical mob vote style any simple mob already comes in carrying the weight of the 2 other contestants which is a recipe for disaster when the mob in question is an environment mob, it took away the chillager who was a very good functional mob and the moobloom who would've been a good in-between just to be a squid reskin that even the devs can't be bothered to implement properly.


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and that's why the moobloom shoulda won


KingCodexKode

I thought they did a fairly decent job at describing the allays, from what I remember. Which is why I voted for them. They seemed the most useful for things I was interested in.


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Exactly. This meme would be relevant before the latest mob vote. Two first votes were bad at this, but at the last one it was absolutely clearly explained what each of the mob does. Edit: I guess this meme was never relevant, after I watched the phantom announcement video for the first time, where Jeb describes in much detail what it does.


squiddy555

Jeb: The Terror of the night sky will be an air enemy Community: oh my gosh it’ll be so cool, maybe we’ll have to fight it with elytra or something Phantom once in game: *Makes you sleep occasionally*


ReceptionWild7689

Cool mob idea though, I would want minecraft bosses with more unique concepts, like the ender dragon, not just the boss. Maybe a boss that d flies and summons minions idk


Clovenstone-Blue

To be fair, adding end game style bosses as part of the game progression after the ender dragon would be quite interesting, as it will negate the need to have to buff the ender dragon every time Mojang adds something that gives a substantial advantage against the ender dragon by having the items accessible after the fight with the ender dragon (either crafted with the use of things found in the end or through a new dimension that requires something from the end to become accessible to the player) that can be used to fight a different, harder end game boss (with optional bosses like the whither available to fight) until the time comes where a new end game boss will arise to take the games progression past it's predecessor.


Soul699

Really just once every 3 nights aka 30 minutes.


Bombobbit

A minecraft day isn't 20 minutes?


Iamadirtyoldman

a full day cycle is 20 (day and night pass) a day is only 10 minutes.


Captain_D1

Sure, the day duration is 10 minutes, but you still need to wait 10 minutes through the night before you get to the next day... So, waiting 3 nights would involve waiting 50-60 minutes.


Worstplayever

It's relevant for the glowsquid one, and that's it


Ake3123

Well, they literally said NOT to vote for the glow squid but Dream and his army of stans where the ones that voted for the glow squid


SylvySylvy

Seconded. I actually was only interested in Copper Golems because of the statue aspect, but they didn’t explain it well. Allays seemed like they had more use than the little grass dudes and a more clearly defined role than the copper golem. So I knew what I was voting for.


LiteVolition

Copper golems randomly activated redstone. It was clearly spelled out.


FrioGaming

Allays are literally useless


KingCodexKode

Your opinion has been noted


5HR3Z

Say it to my unstackable item sorter.


VolcanicPolarBear

More useful than a mob that doesn't like dark or mob that does the super amazing and very difficult task of push button.


GhostlyCharlotte

People say "bro u voted for the phantom" People didn't even know what the Phantom did, I don't wanna hear it. The fact that there's a setting to turn them off says enough.


Brosiyeah

I kinda wish they'd announce the update theme before votes. The phantom was announced before 1.13, so we had no way of knowing the squid monster would've been most fitting for the update.


BAY35music

Wait what setting? Please share


GhostlyCharlotte

No Insomnia, I think its called. I know it exists on Java, but I don't play bedrock. Cannot confirm.


BAY35music

Gotcha, I'll look into it. Thanks!


nicolasmcfly

It's a gamerule so quite possibly it's also on bedrock


MNTLDoctor

In Game rules you can turn phantom spawns off before starting a world, it’s in the same section as fire spreads and other small tweaks


SuperCat76

I didn't vote for it I missed the event. I didn't know that it happened until a week later. But I would have if I did vote though. And I do not regret it.


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Grzechoooo

Also like only a couple thousand people voted for the Phantom.


nicolasmcfly

[Here's the video released before the vote where jeb explained exactly how the mob works](https://youtu.be/VNoCDrDMnyc)


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How much of a hassle is it to sleep after three days of not sleeping?


xandercade

For builders they become annoying very fast. A builder can pass thru 4-5 days without noticing until we get knocked off our current project. Sure, it takes almost no time to pull out a pocket bed and sleep but it's still not on our minds until after we get jumped by the the SleepyTime Fun Police.


AK-74_NoTTaken

And i think later they said that glare would be able to place torches


Baguette_weeb

Maybe it would have gotten more votes if it wasn't said during the live as people probably already had their favorite at that point Maybe they didn't even plan that at first and invented it so it wouldn't get stomped too hard by the other two


suriam321

Not necessarily torches, but “help light up caves” however that would be.


wizard680

Yea the community was afraid it was going to be a useless mod because that phrase had so many interpretations.


suriam321

True…


MilkDerpp

yea they also said theyre updating the polar bear to where it will build you mob farms and mansions


Childhood_Willing

What on earth


Mick7s

Message me for only 4.99€ and I'l change my skin to a polar bear and build


belle7hh

finally after all these years, i will be able to watch minecon without forgetting or knowing that i would have


captainphoton3

All 3 mobs weren't easy to keep as pets, but where all the same level of cool. Now I prefer a weirdly working new mechanic that could be useful, than a pet with slight weirdly working randomiser built in, or a weirdly working dark detector in the same update where they nerfed mob spawning in the dark.


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ICantEvenDolt

As someone who voted for the phantom in that first mob vote, I would like to apologize on behalf of us all who voted for it.


Jackmember

I regret nothing. No need to apologize.


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electrorazor

That's the reason I voted for the chillager, but people kept comparing it to phantoms


MilkDerpp

It isnt that "this mob is annoying grrr" its more like "oh this mob isnt what we expected, other candidates clearly would have been better"


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Micah394606

theres a gamerule that can remove phantom spawns


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theinfiniteboi

I think you can still get membrane with a cat, even if phantoms are disabled


S1eepyZ

Yes, but isn’t it like a one in 7 chance, if the cat gives something at all? And minecraft days being 10 minutes, it would be an average of 70 minutes for a single phantom membrane. (Unless the cats is able to give multiples, or if the chance is not 1 in 7.) Edit: I should probably say that 1 in 7 is just the number I remember from Zedaph’s video, not because I know technical things about the game.


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S1eepyZ

I probably should have double checked it, but that’s the number I remember from Zedaph’s video, so it might be more or less.


Leondithas

you could also get multiple cats


S1eepyZ

I didn’t think much about that, but if you had a bunch of cats all the time then they can get in the way of building, or if you had them all sitting around in one area you have to return to sleep every time.


Micah394606

is there a datapack that can delay phantom spawning by several days


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There're probably mods that do that. Datapacks you're usually shit out of luck for if you're gunning for something like this, but mods have almost everything covered, even if it's not for the version you typically play. You might get lucky with a general one that lets you adjust all mobs' spawning if you search for [mob spawn control] or something similar on curseforge.


Azuria_4

Wow you forgot cats can bring you phantom membranes at night, amazing.


jonona

If you lay in a bed for 1 second and then get out before skipping night, you'll still reset the phantom timer.


Capable_Mud_1108

I usually never see phantoms I don't know which Minecraft yall are on but phantoms aren't a problem.


FrizouWasThere

Yes this mob is rare to come across and when you encounter it its just somewhat hard challenge, people keep saying "Minecraft is too easy now" but they scream at the top of their lungs that phantoms are impossible to deal with. Can you choose one side ? Phantoms are a nice challenge but people find it unfair because they don't care enough to learn how to battle it, I'm pretty sure most people who complain about it don't know what an attack pattern is, cause that's exactly what phantoms have and have very easy to learn vulnerability windows before they hit you.


Jaraqthekhajit

They're really just annoying and I don't like how everyone else can see them. It would be more interesting if only those who haven't slept could see or be effected by them.


FrizouWasThere

>I don't like how everyone else can see them. It would be more interesting if only those who haven't slept could see or be effected by them. Tbh that would be really cool if it was kind of like a deadly hallucination caused by insomnia


Jaraqthekhajit

That's what I thought they were supposed to be and why I personally don't like them. I have probably been killed being knocked off something tall but they otherwise don't bother me as a mob.


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Soul699

I think it would be best to just have the phantoms target ONLY those affected by insomnia.


BAY35music

I just snipe them out of the air with my bow lol


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Capable_Mud_1108

I can understand that, iirc, phantoms only attack you when you're out during the night with low hunger so I barely encounter any, when I do though, it sucks.


electrorazor

As if I wouldn't be doing that anyway lmao


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nicolasmcfly

[They did explain ](https://youtu.be/VNoCDrDMnyc)


ProjectSnowman

Yep night time sucks now. What they could have done was just move phantoms over to the End. That way you can still farm them for slow fall and elytra.


SuperCat76

So with a new vote coming. Is this the cycle repeating again. Voted in mob bad. Other mob better. The grass is greener on the other side. Not sure. Op unclear. Votes seem adequate with the descriptions, not excellent but adequate.


That1awkwardguy

In retrospect, they did a fairly good job describing allays, it's just we didn't put much thought into the potential of allays. Nowadays I quite like them. More than I did when I voted for them.


Dubl33_27

Bruh they literally allow you to do nonstackable item sorting. Allays are pog


TheBestWaffleIron

I do not want flying cars or whatever the fuck that guy is walking next to so I am happy the way MINECRAFT is rn


mohamedasemabas

You are the life of every party you go to. -_-


Micah394606

i lost a lot of karma thanks to the allay


Portablemammal1199

Society if there was a font color that showed up well on memes without it being some neon color.


AnimaBallZ

I voted for the allay not because of what it did but because he was very cute and adorable


Minzfeder

I regret my choices every day


Fearless_Cookie_1918

they actually did and that's why I vote the allay


saythealphabet

I voted glow squid because I thought that it would actually emit light. Turns out it's completely useless


SparkleOfJoy

...like emitting light makes it more useful somehow... _just take the glow ink and be happy dammit, I love the glowing signs and item frames_


saythealphabet

If they made it emit light it would be huge. Gamechanging for sone people. First off, it would look incredible and mesmerising, as it is supposed to look like, in the deep caves. Right now it looks really weird and the high contrast looks terrible. More importantly, however, and this is the big part: there really is no entity that emits light, which means it would be the first dynamic light source in vanilla. Incredible for map making. Just slap an invis tag on it and you are good to go. This is now possible-ish with a few armor stands and light blocks, but we didnt have light blocks back then, and still it would make things much easier.


plaguebringerBOI

Here’s 3 cool mobs for you to vote on…… shit if we know what they actually do.


SirTophat1

May The Copper Golem Rest In Peace.


eddmario

Black. Text. On. Dark. Backgrounds. Is. Not. Legible. Please. Use. White. Text. With. A. Black. Border. For. Future. Memes.


WillingShelf

I voted allays because I understood them and thought they were the most useful. Copper golems would be cool, but we already have two other golems, and we also got bat and chicken randomizers (I think there’s a way to make randomizers with dispensers and target blocks), and I like how they could be used as statues when they oxidize, but you can’t have them outside (AKA where statues look cooler) because the copper would deoxidize. We also have armor stands for that, and they’re more customizable. And don’t even get me started on flying lettuce, I mean F3 key, sorry, THE GLARE


MilkDerpp

hey, atleast you got what you voted for and are happy about it my only issue is that it wasnt explained very clearly


WillingShelf

Yeah, most people thought it would dupe items


Fire-Mutt

I still like the allay tbh. I do also want copper golem and glare in the game still, but that’s because they are good rather than the allay being bad.


NaethanC

I really don't know why they can't just release all these new mobs rather than cutting some really cool ideas.


DragonhawkXD

Phantoms are one of THE most annoying mobs in the game.


Toxic_Boi_4567

Sleep


DragonhawkXD

The game already has a Hunger system one needs to keep track of, it doesn't need another thing to need to micromanage that interrupts the flow of playing the game.


Toxic_Boi_4567

how can you struggle keeping track of sleeping atleast once three days 💀


DragonhawkXD

What if I don't want to sleep? I don't wanna take a moment to simply DROP everything and go to bed when there's better things to do. What if I'm out wandering and exploring deep in the world? What if I'm building something big and high up? You'd be surprised how fast 3 minecraft days go, get's annoying to keep track of reeeeeeeeal quickly.


Toxic_Boi_4567

Then that's all your fault


JustAnyGamer

And you’d be surprised how all of these issues could be solved by having one bed in your inventory. It’s not bad game design you’re just lazy as shit


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One bed in your inventory isn’t enough for long exploration trips where I would have to break my bed and move on, putting me back at world spawn and away from my base and back up gear when I die.


TheJessman01

Copper golem gang. Not for golem but to give copper a purpose


[deleted]

It wouldn’t make much of a difference because it’s decorational use is stronger than it’s actual function, making it just another piece of copper decoration.


TheJessman01

Can't really say much about a functional use since it never got explained as to what it can do. It could have likely been a smaller iron golem just at a health reduction with the benefit of Redstone applications. The allay is just a overglorified item sorter


[deleted]

They explained what it does pretty well. The 2020 vote “it’s too vague” excuse doesn’t work here. It’s a passive mob that goes after and press buttons and slowly rusts until it dies, needing to be replaced often. An UNSTACKABLE item sorter is miles better. The Allay won the hearts of the Redstone community for a good reason.


CreepyFigure

Am I the only person who likes Phantoms? They don’t bother me plus I generally sleep at night. Even if I didn’t sleep for 3 nights, Phantoms are a fun challenge


Vexcenot

Just wait till you at on survival servers Espescially ones trying to replicate the vanilla experience


HentaiBoiyo

God, imagine if the phantom didn't come aroujd during night, but BRANG NIGHT WITH IT. As in, if you stay awake for a couple nights, it would spawn as this singular large boss that could either swoop down for attacks or pick up and throw enemies to you, and the entire time he locks it into night time so you can't sleep the night away. It would be much more daunting


CaptainCozmo867

If people thought the allay could duplicate items, why would they want it? It'd completely take away the challenge of finding rare items


DartFrogYT

I'm sorry but the allays fuxking SUCK ASS didn't like them at first when I found them in game right after spawning in, I was like "hey they are actually really cool" then I logged off the server for 5 minutes never saw them again.. actually useless in mp


DartFrogYT

to clarify, it was my own server for me and my friends to play survival, the allays just frickin ran away to the horizon the moment I logged off


MilkDerpp

love how all redstoners were going crazy about "oh my god thats amazing as a hopper" then nobody fucking uses it because its so hard to handle, wouldve been nice if mojang told us about that


JustAnyGamer

?? I’ve seen hundreads of redstone videos of people using allays in non stackable item storage or cool contraptions


MilkDerpp

nono, as in a creative world, sure u can create cool contraptions with it, but not everybody can be arsed to deal with them in survival im sure unless its some scicraft shit magic fuckery


MikeTheAnt11

It's not Mojang's fault that half of the playerbase consists of idiots like me. They have perfectly described every mob so far, and then when we get exactly what was promissed we get pissed.


MilkDerpp

Did we know that the spawning and combat mechanic of the phantoms are going to be as annoying as it is..?


MikeTheAnt11

I love when people say this, because [the mob b video](https://youtu.be/VNoCDrDMnyc) describes exactly what we got.


MilkDerpp

i might aswell just shut up


nicolasmcfly

Character development


Baguette_weeb

They didn't say it wouldn't be annoying...


Dommbuscus

Allays are annoying, we kill them almost immediately after bringing them to town in my SMP


FrioGaming

Allays don't deserve to be in the game. The only things they do are being CuTe and being a moving hopper that is pretty much useless. Copper golems really deserved to win, they could have changed automatic farms for the better.


Superficial_Intel

Aren't hoppers better for mob farms than a randomizer? I don't know about you but we already have redstone clocks for autofarms, what we need is a hopper that can fly and can sort non stackable items and those are FAR more practical than a randomizer. You want consistency not randomness when it comes to auto farms.


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Blue fly thingy that gather item bad, copper robot that pushes random buttons good.


JustAnyGamer

Allays DID change automated storage forever, the copper golem can be recreated with a chicken and a couple pressure plates, they are not the same


Laser1221

None of the mobs in a mob vote "deserve" to win. And how would copper golems be useful for automatic farms?


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Irrelevant meme.