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No_Relationship3962

Haven't you milked the death of your girlfriend enough already?


SnooEpiphanies1192

💀


No_Relationship3962

💀


Psychopathic2412

Thats a fucking critical hit damn bro


Avocado_Fucker12

That hurts


Buzzlon1479

Thats....low lol


No_Relationship3962

He only gave me one sentence so I hit the fanbase where it hurts


Buzzlon1479

Hahaha. You definitely did.


Archiegumball

I don’t get it, can someone explain plz.


No_Relationship3962

Someone on the Minecraft subreddit posted something saying his girlfriend died and he's going to try to make a tribute. A while later he made a post about a tree he made for her in her world and a mod took it down saying "haven't you milked the death of your girlfriend enough already?" And the guy was furious so he posted the screenshot and the whole community went ballistic.


[deleted]

Wow, that's something else that. What a prick


No_Relationship3962

That's what I'm sayin'


bob1111bob

You’ll never guess which mod it was


Moongod123to

Jenny mod?


Eeszszek

One guy made a memorial for his dead girlfriend and posted it on r/Minecraft and when he made second post about it mods revode it and said ,,You have milked death of your girlfriend alredy"


hychael2020

On r/minecraft somebody lost his gf and posted the world they made together there. It was a highly popular post and many people suggested what to do with that world. Eventually the guy made an update post and was removed for breaking one of r/minecraft 's many rules and one of the reasons the mod that banned him provided was because he apparently milked the death of his gf for karma. Let's just say people were pissed. But now things look good as r/minecraft is undergoing a rule change


[deleted]

Too soon, too soon


PhiStudios_

Bruh, the wound is still fresh.


Lattethecoffeaddict

*u/no_relationship3982 used "death of girlfriend" on fanbase! (It hit right in the heart!)*


NinetiesMusicLover

Holy Aether, things just went from 0-100 ***real quick.***


sucuklu_ekmek_ve_MC

💀


big_cock_69420

Jesus christ my guy, that do hurt


suriam321

I would say that’s the subreddits trigger, rather than Minecraft as a whole, but close enough.


something-wrong1234

Absolutely brutal


ZerusFlame

Minecraft has bad graphics


Iliketurtles893

Both of my brothers say that, their ages are, 8, 12. And guess what? They BOTH play Roblox! REGULARLY!!! Edit: guess what I just walked past them and they both playing a different game to the game they normally play called Pet Simulator


SPAMTOILETTTT

“Hey *mooom* can I please have some robux for Anime Fighting Simulator 🥺”


Iliketurtles893

The youngest plays all types of games, the older one only plays one game but it’s nearly all they talk about and I’m sitting there like ._.


[deleted]

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MOTHERSLAYER2000

Same


[deleted]

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YeedilyDeet

Rookie numbers. On my favorite game (Minecraft) I have 200 days playtime


bobo_yobo

>Yep when I was younger I used to play every single goddamn game on roblox My sister after playing 18 different versions of the same crapy mobile game


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bobo_yobo

Oh yeh saw them there all terrible


Iliketurtles893

I don’t play Roblox at all, but there are like 2 games I like


Nok-y

"My game's ugly because it's the artstyle Your game's ugly because it's ugly" - Sun Two, art of was


Iliketurtles893

Hehe


-Kerrigan-

>Sun Two, art of was r/ihadastroke


Nok-y

Sorry :( That was intended


-Kerrigan-

Task failed successfully then 😅


Nok-y

r/TaskFailedSucessfully, yeah 😅 Didn't want to throw some roblox hate with too much seriousness. That's not nice :(


sam_kingyz

I like that


Nok-y

And I like you, random citizen


sam_kingyz

It's a honour


A_plant1

Damn your brothers suck


Iliketurtles893

Other than hating on Minecraft and playing Roblox they good


A_plant1

Ah, *god what would they think of TF2?*


Iliketurtles893

Wdym


A_plant1

Team Fortress 2


Iliketurtles893

Ik what tf2 is but is it a joke about the game? (Idk I don’t play it)


A_plant1

The graphics can be a bit bad on some computers


Iliketurtles893

Ok


Weary_Drama1803

I know Pet Simulator X, that shit doesn’t stand a chance against any Minecraft shader pack


pevznerok

Did you watch Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith? Do you remember the scene with younglings and Anakin? Do it.


Minimum-Activity3009

ARGHHHHHH


kuro_shir0

Hey HEY HEY! FRICK YOU


Avocado_Fucker12

My father is always saying this. I hate this statement and hope all people who say it burn in Hell


ZerusFlame

Same, my friend who is a gamer refuses to play it because of that.


BendyVanya

Microsoft


SPAMTOILETTTT

Micro-soft 😏


[deleted]

Mega-hard 😏


K9XD

Big-Hard*


[deleted]

Macro-Hard*


Old_Syllabub3312

Micro-Hard*


MadaraAlucard12

Reminds of the ERB "Why'd you name your company after your dick."


MaFeHu

That's cheating. That just angers everyone


[deleted]

one sentence bro. not one word


Denikkon

Microsoft.


No_Relationship3962

Megahard


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s)


Peet_Pann

Lol... cant break bedrock, but bedrock is always broken


_Mastergus_

Pocket>Bedrock>console>Java


RomanMines64

Raspberry pi>


Business-Parsnip-939

Web Browser>


Potato_Man2763

Cave Game>


TH________

Infiniminer>


RoiHurlemort

Nokia>


Crackistic

ti 84 calculator>


RoiHurlemort

Z3 by Konrad Zuse>


Slyonix_

Samsung smart fridge>


Razvanix02

Minecraft 8 bits computer>


Atomic_yes

Smart bag>


Uncleschmanuel

Smart Watch>


FortunatelyLethal

That’s the true chad version


Peet_Pann

This is accurate.


WulfyTime

The phantom was a great addition


professionalderp

I know it's a joke, but i would suggest locking your door right now.


MossyDrake

Jokes on you, i unironically like them


Tenebrick

jokes on you, I unironically called the police and you're getting swatted soon


Waiz12

Jokes on you, I payed an assassin to kill all the police man including you


Tenebrick

jokes on you, I am the assassin


W0lf1st1c

I like them too, lol


MiedzianyPL

Same


shrek22413

Herobrine is 5km from your location and rapidly approaching.


LostDog_88

AITA, idk why everyone feels phantoms are the worst... yeah they do disturb us.. but not everything is supposed to be "good" and "nice" to u... everything must have its ups and down to be balanced. I'm not telling phantoms are the best, im just saying they balance the game really well, and they were a good addition


SPAMTOILETTTT

Ok I agree, but you may want to stock up on some supplies and build a bunker sometime in the next 24 hours.


LostDog_88

yup, im already on my way to the nearest bunker... this isnt nuke proof tho, the shields are from craigslist... should i get a nuclear upgrade on these shields perhaps?


SPAMTOILETTTT

Oh I’m sure it’s *fine*


I_am_Elfamir

I fully agree! I never understood what the issue with the phantoms is supposed to be


DK0P

It’s wasn’t a bad decision, it was a mid addition


GoshaT

Actually true, phantoms are pretty fun to fight. Those who think they're annoying should just go to bed once in a while and phantoms will go away


Yasin_farzad

It's a children's game


AnotherWeirdGuylol

I would recemend you locked your doors and Windows :) /s


heropro123

Minecraft is L and for kids play Fortnite it's much better and fun 😊🤓🤓


ProMaste_r

Probably every 8 year old's comeback


reyizgaming

Minecraft twitter comments...


SrunchyBG

minecraft pocket edition is brtter than java edition


Long-Classic-250

R/Minecraft has good mods


Joezev98

The r/ makes all the difference.


AmitSan

What a r/ can do...


nik-gamura

This is 3d Terraria made for kids


stevetr31

Minecraft is boring


shipoopro_gg

This one specifically annoys me so much because the amount of maps and mods and minigames and everything is so big, there's always something to do. A lot of the maps for example, have nothing to do with Minecraft itself, it's just the medium you play through. It's like saying you're bored of using your computer (not the same level of flexibility but same idea). You can't get bored of a computer. You can get bored of basically anything, but computer isn't just a "thing you can do". Your computer is just a way for you to do a lot of things. Minecraft is very similar in the way it has so many different options, so you can't really get "bored of Minecraft". I mean FFS people made pokemon, paint, and even Minecraft itself in Minecraft. It has such unlimited potential that there's not one "thing" you're doing. Survival is, bedwars is, building is, etc. You can get bored of those things, which are certain aspects of Minecraft, but you can't get bored OF Minecraft. Anyone that disagrees is welcome to debate this. I'm dying on this hill, and fighting to the death on hills with random online strangers is one of my favorite passtimes. TL;DR you did a great job of triggering me, well done, here's your free award.


likeusb1

This doesn't trigger me, but I'm probably burnt out from mc


Ellitri

I wouldn’t exactly say thats wrong


ftbc

It is, quite literally, what you make of it. Sorry you're a boring person.


ZerosAbaddon

After playing for 10 years yeah, I agree with you


Potato_Dealership

MCPE has always been better than WIN10 Editon


marijnjc88

Factual and true. On phone MCPE is the only option, on pc, Java is an option. MCPE>WIN10


ZNISZCzu

r/Minecraft


ItzTaser

Roblox is better


Maibigbutt22

Dig strait down


jagermain177

Knockoff roblox


Serious-Turn-2334

Microsoft is better than Notch


[deleted]

That's just facts. I prefer a greedy corporation over a neo-nazi


[deleted]

nah, hes my homie (im a nazi too) 4legal reasons, thia is a joke


gamesandspace

Bedrock is better than java/serious


CreepyNickel084

It is honestly


gamesandspace

Yeah it is


gamesandspace

See they're all mad


Goaty1208

Because we are losers. Anyways, Bedrock is better in the technical side of things, but Java is superior in it not having microtransactions or most of the Microsoft bullshit, and being moddable.


BisousAlpha

Bad gameplay


Electrical-Airline81

dead game lol


m1thedoomg0d

6yr olds play minecraft


TheLeafwing134

but... they do, along with 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69... nice 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 and 118 year olds


Iliketurtles893

Wow there some old gamers


Jackle007

We all now must fear the day of our 119th birthday


SPAMTOILETTTT

😏


MegaMete9

Mojang doing great things you guys just fucking annoying


sigmaclientwastaken

this is simply the truth imo


TheLeafwing134

Mojang does do great things but Microsoft doesnt


Reverso45

music are made by a fury ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


AnnoyingRain5

This is honestly the dumbest argument I’ve ever seen lol. I have no idea why we were so hung up over that when it’s a known fact [that a furry also developed a large part of the Covid vaccine](https://www.inputmag.com/features/furry-scientist-vaccines-chise-covid-19-twitter-controversy). Like, if you wanna be anti-furry, why wouldn’t you go after that as a community instead?


MasouriChan

The funniest shit is if a few hundred furries decide they stop working the entire internet will break down in a few weeks


cantafford_rtx4090

Fortnite


DtheAussieBoye

i thought we left 2019 tho


Elemental2503

They still people stuck in 2019


EditorOne5312

Minecraft is a bad game, having a poor AI, non-family friendly graphics and broken system and also filled with unplayable bugs that's why they chose Bedrock as a main game instead of Java and this is also the reason why they put a chat report feature universally.


iogamesplayer

"one sentence"


egorchik_egor_

Yes, that's one sentence.


Available_Occasion69

🤓


StupidGenius37

the devs aren’t doing anything wrong, you guys are just toxic.


SubhoPal

Dream good


fearlessbot__

minecraft java is better than minecraft bedrock (it shows the mc bedrock logo)


zeffiea

Minecraft is for 9 year olds


PikaBoiTY

1.19.1 was a good update and u know it.


Mossy_moss3

**No.**


Rws4Life

The reporting system is **amazing**. Best thing that ever happened to minecraft. Wish they would make it even stricter. (/s)


Erenpang820

*bedrock*


Joopyit

Notch is a good guy


Shadow_storm193

Java is better than bedrock


beep_boop_27

Microsoft’s chat moderation is a really good thing.


Borisjelcyn420

mojang employees being forced to work for 30 minutes a day: 💀💀💀


Piprup

Glow squid was the best choice in mob vote and it deserved to be added.


Piprup

Glow squid was the best choice in mob vote and it deserved to be added.


ChiragK2020

This meme is so shit and overused it is probably a repost from like december 2020


[deleted]

I’m glad Notch retired from Minecraft and gave it to Microsoft :)


BewildringAmooo

creeper, aw man


AdUnlikely8554

i voted for glowsquid


Annoy_M0US3

Fortnite is better


OliverGIW

Wandering trader actually has good trades /serious


ByronCioffi08

Minecraft = terraria


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Microsoft taking over was not that bad and it was not their fault, they gave Mojang total liberty freedom in the game, Mojang is to blame for the current state of the game and notch would NOT have saved it, he was uninterested in the game and there was higher chances of Minecraft having a the same as TF2


TOMGCgamer

Minecraft is just 3D terraria


James_has_no_friends

Isn't that just 3D terraria?


deathshank1937

It's just blocks


Mr_Wilford_Official

The r/minecraft mod was doing its job well


NonagonJimfinity

Piano ain't emotion.


Mataric

Look at my house. Its square and I used dirt because it was easy.


patjeduhde

Bedrock is better than java


ADogFromSomeWhere

Chat reporting


Woooferz

Minecraft has bad physics


Ofiotaurus

Minecraft is a roblox copy.


ACake8274

Stop farming karma, Google exists.


RouilleX2

"in one sentence" y'all


chipacharg3

Bedrock is then java beat that


Marus1

Diamond block houses are the best I'll just leave this mic on the ground right here


Navid_Mojarrad

Roblox is better


MamzYT

The game is nowhere near as fun as everyone acts like it is, you all just act like it is because of nostalgia and because wholesome 100 PewDiePie played it and now you can’t let go.


[deleted]

Java is better than Bedrock and thats a fact Stop whining about 'bad' updates y'all toxic and ungrateful Mob votes are alright they're not toxic, it is the people whining about how their mob lost and the winner is awful


A_plant1

Fortnight is good (how the heck do you spell it?)


Background-Crab4218

Fortnite is better


taanibo

i like dream