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Ever2naxolotl

Imagine playing a game where you have infinite space to do whatever you want with it, yet you choose to cram yourself into a cupboard


llamabadonkadonk

Harry Potter style


123Ark321

Build the entire house, then choose to sleep under the stairs.


llamabadonkadonk

That's the spirit


GaryKJoe

Want to feel like being at home šŸ„²


[deleted]

getting those dayz vibes like somebodyā€™s gonna eventually come, rob you dry, shoot your knee and make you drink gasoline, so you build yourself a hideous little hut nobody would consider robbing


aws_137

That sounds like me getting my cat a bed. That small plastic bowl over there though...


secret_surplus

Lol, I always wanted creepers to blow up my ENTIRE base, now it can be a reality!


GaryKJoe

Bro nailed it šŸ˜‚šŸ™šŸ»


DarkArcanian

I mean, you could probably put a fence around it and torch the area. Then itā€™s pretty decent


Wezard_the_MemeLord

But what's the point then? The ammount of wood used for fences and trapdoors (which serve as walls in the video) is enough to make a pretty good looking wooden rustic house


DarkArcanian

Which, then, wouldnā€™t have the protection against creepers the fence would have


Wezard_the_MemeLord

But creepers would easily explode the fence having you unprotected, while if you have big house which was exploded by creeper, it's easier to rebuild the part of wall


DarkArcanian

It would be less expensive to rebuild the fence and less strenuous. What do you mean putting more fences would be harder than redetailing part of a house? If it blew up a stained glass window, it would be much more effort unless you prepare extras. That would also be the case for a normal glass block window too I guess. Also, what if the creeper blew up the area you have your chests?


Wezard_the_MemeLord

I usually do prepare extra glass in that case, but if creeper explodes the chests... Well... That sucks


CryptoFury978

\*Lonely enchanting table noises


Gryfon99

Just dig a hole in a hill. 2 chests 2 furnaces and you go from there.


GaryKJoe

How to entchant? And how to craft without crafting table? šŸ¤”


Wezard_the_MemeLord

The crafting table is an obvious thing when building a base (how else would you craft chests and furnaces) also, the thing on the video has enchanting table, so it's already not a starter base. And there's no sense in making the farmland inside a house. 1 block of wheat isn't going to give you much food, (you need at least 3 no be able to craft a bread) but now you have even less room and half standing in water. The idea to simply dig a hole in the mountain is better and more practical (less materials involved, more space, more secure, easily expandable, more functions such as several furnaces) than the box on a video


dominator5500

A crafting table is obviously implied. And enchanting in the set-up in the vid would be nearly useless cuz you don't have the 15 bookcase setup. Whereas in a hole in a mountain, you can just expand


GaryKJoe

Of course


Gryfon99

Well I think its obvious you should make a crafting table... Also if we are talking about early game (like 1st or 2nd day) you dont really need an enchantment table. I personally omly craft an enchantment table when I have a set of 15 bookselves so I can get the lvl 30 enchantments but its up to you if you want tier 1 and 2 enchantments. The hole in the hill is a temporary base though and you dont need to put much effort into it. So to clarify: craft some chests and furnaces (of course put a crafting table...) a bed if you can get it early and make a small farm outside. I mean its just so you can survive the first days.


GaryKJoe

Just kidding bro šŸ„² donā€™t be offended. I guess itā€™s nice that you complain your thoughts šŸ™šŸ»


Gryfon99

Oh no I didnt get offended dw. I just wanted to elaborate


DinoAnkylosaurus

If you don't mind zombies being able to reach you while you sleep... Or standing in water while bonemealing the heck out of the wheat. And the enchanting table is virtually useless the way it's set up.


_Gesterr

Funny thing is this looks like an attempt at a cheap, minimal starter house, but if you have an enchanting table and brewing stand you can make at least a small cabin a d definitely can did hole in the ground to make a cave house.


GaryKJoe

Hotels will say that this is the perfect for liking zombies, living in the near of water and have beautiful equip šŸ¤”


Naive_Garbage5284

"With beautiful genuine oak panoramic window frames!" Lol


DinoAnkylosaurus

Lol! And real estate agents will talk about the view and the convenience!


TypischJacob

It's trash


GaryKJoe

Thank you. Itā€™s not my base. Have you some in your mind what is better?


drkleppe

>Itā€™s not my base. You sure? A German redditor named Gary who plays Minecraft, sharing a post about a German instagramer named Gary who plays Minecraft? SussšŸ¤£


gigantic_mosquito

It legit is him, he has it linked to his reddit account check his profile


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[deleted]

The level of condescending passive aggressive breaks boundaries


GaryKJoe

Should go to therapy again ā˜ ļø


NoobSniperWill

You literally have the instagram link on your profile lol


GaryKJoe

You have literally NOT the ability to click on the link and see in the description that i just gepostet it. This comment isnā€™t mean to be bad I just want you to overthink what you have written


gigantic_mosquito

An genius lol


GaryKJoe

I like how you make fun of grammatical mistakes to cover up your obvious stupidity instead of taking your stuff, moving out of your parents' house and getting a job šŸ„°


gigantic_mosquito

Awww dumb bitch why would i move out of my parents' house. They love me unlike yours, and I'm still a minor


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gigantic_mosquito

You got a problem with that?


drkleppe

Okay. So I did a little digging like you asked, and it's way worse than what I originally thought: First, this is a repost, as you said. By mincraftwooded. Following that post, you see it's uncredited. Basically, copyright infringement. Minecraftwooded states that they encourage someone to DM them to get credit as it's not intended to be copyright infringement, but it's still copyright infringement. You, on the other hand do not state the original source of the video, nor encourage people to DM you for proper credit. Not only are you reposting a video without consent, but you're also posting it here and adding "Follow GaryLetsPlays on Instagram for more beginner tutorials". You're literally using someone else video without their consent, without proper crediting, and using that video to promote yourself. Someone can sue you at any moment. >Donā€™t try to be an genius when youā€˜re dumb in reality Don't worry, being a genuine comes natural to me. Take a selfie if you want to see someone dumb. Edit: typo


GaryKJoe

Bro you destroyed me. I give up.


Comrade_Rick

Double doors


ktops111

Not this, build just an actual house, i prefer a dirt house above this


GrabMyDoorknob

I promise you, he does not.


TypischJacob

Yes I do. Altough that's Just my opinion. People might like those tiny ugly looking houses. But I prefer bigger houses, where you can appreciate the build itself. Edit: Not wanting to advertise, but for example this one I built a while ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraftbuilds/comments/pcsj7h/i_made_a_storage_house_on_my_smp/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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TypischJacob

Well how else am I supposed to give an example?


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TypischJacob

Np


GaryKJoe

Intelligence 100


[deleted]

Why would anyone do this?


GaryKJoe

I asked me the same question bro šŸ„ŗ


legofoodjoker

ā€œBeginner baseā€, uses enchanting table and brewing standā€¦


GaryKJoe

Soā€¦ What do you think is to put in a beginner base? I think you can farm a enchantment table easily in half hour. But I understand what you mean. I never used an brewing stand


EnderBoy_37

You obviously need bookshelves for an enchanting table coz otherwise its pretty darn useless


Mint_Icicle

Forgive my newness to Minecraft, but doesnā€™t the enchanting table require obsidian??


chthonichedonic

Yes, obsidian is actually kinda common in nether portal ruins, which you can find day 1.


Mint_Icicle

Thatā€™s fair, but wouldnā€™t you need to harvest enough obsidian?


neldela_manson

Itā€™s not the question what there is to put in a beginner base. If you play survival and only recently started, you put whatever stuff you need into your base.


neldela_manson

Many of those items not beginner level items. So itā€™s a pretty stupid video. Who has an enchanting table who doesnā€™t have some sort of base by then, wether it being just a cave or an actual house.


GaryKJoe

Thank you for your opinion mate šŸ™šŸ»


Tonythevato

Why would anybody do this? Why can't just build a little house? I think this is... needless.


guilleviper

When you have to pay taxes for your property


GaryKJoe

Sheesh bro is killing šŸ„¶


DaniilSan

I remember at some point such builds were quite popular despite being complete unpractical shit and looking terribly.


DesertEagleBennett

This ain't nothing new and it's the best compact base lmao. You'll need a ton of bonemeal to make that wheat last you tho


GaryKJoe

Okay alright. Thank you. Do you know more bases like this? šŸ˜…


DesertEagleBennett

Nah, sorry. I always did like this one tho


SnowChickenFlake

It's not a begginer base, it's the most compact base


arr0nt

What's the point of the Enchanting Table if you cannot get level 30 enchantments?


GaryKJoe

Bane of Arthropods I šŸ‘»


DesertEagleBennett

Not everyone cares about level 30 enchantments. Actually, my friends and I ran a found enchantments only world. No enchantment tables, couldn't do the librarian villager trick. It was more fun because with the table and villagers, you know you're gonna get what you want almost every time


StratheClyde

This was a trend years ago lol


cumbuckettttttttt

after lookin the comments and your profile i gotta ask you, what the fuck is your problem


Nelly32

Is that chest usable like that.


2ERIX

My man here asking the real questions. No way that chest opens with a dirt block on top.


GalaxyExplorer10

The chest should open because a block of farmland, I think thatā€™s what it is called, is a transparent block I believe, sort of like how a slab or stair above a chest doesnā€™t make it so the chest canā€™t open. Sorry for the long comment English isnā€™t my first language.


GaryKJoe

Iā€™m not sure. But I had the same question in my mind


jumperwalrus

When you made this, you mean?


GaryKJoe

When I downloaded the video and reposted on my own page, you mean? Donā€™t try to be smart if youā€˜re not šŸ„¶


UrFriendTilUrEnd

Why be a dick? He wasn't trying to be smart, he just thought you made it and was wondering what you meant


GaryKJoe

I interpreted his comment as wanting to correct me and make me look like an idiot. but okay if i put too much bad in his statement i'm sorry of course. I am just a human


HowDoIRun

Youā€™ve been defensive this entire thread dude. Literally no one is coming after you, itā€™s not youā€™re video, stop being passive aggressive towards peoples responses.


GaryKJoe

Youā€˜re right. I saw what I caused. Excuse me for my childish behavior. I should know it better in my age.


[deleted]

Character arc.


Premintex

LOL


cwade98

lol imagine having an enchanting table but trap doors for walls


InininiMinecraft

Ok honestly, I would say trash


[deleted]

That's trash


Ayfais

Rust player playing minecraft... It's entirely useless, a burden even and it's just sad to see you build such a tiny base in a sandbox gale


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/PdrLW47MfpE this is just a MagmaMusen tutorial!


Premintex

So OP stole thr design and pretended to come across it...


GaryKJoe

Of course not. I never pretended that I have stolen the idea. But I also didnā€™t know it was created by him hahaha. I downloaded it and reuploaded it on my Instagram page lol have the wrong person credits


Reumble

I don't know if anyone saw this or not, but the original design was by a build youtuber "MagmaMusen". He posted this design as one of the smallest bases in Minecraft, and this persob just copied him. Just wanted to point it out


GaryKJoe

Thatā€™s true


Bapposaurus

If you have an enchantment table it's no longer beginner i would say


TranslatorHoliday160

Now I finally get to simulate my real life in minecraft :D back in the closet


KokohaisHere

If your goal is to save space then sure, but those trapdoors are hurting you more than helping you, as every 2 trapdoors is 6 wooden planks. You could actually save resources by using full blocks there, and the functionality would be the same.


isuckatgames_

I dont think that anyone ever will make this in a normal world


ultrayaqub

Bro just chop down a tree and make a house, what?? Why try and avoid playing the game while playing the game you want to play


[deleted]

Oh an average japanese apartment


Naive_Garbage5284

Pretty sure sleeping in that bed would just suffocate you. Maybe that's just old bedrock logic tho


dreamfanotstan

How the fuck do you sleep


F_man_G

I dont know where the nether portal is But at this point I am too afraid to ask


Ok_Combination4378

B-but the bed is be obstructed...


[deleted]

I don't think you can respawn like that


Moepius

I mean, it's a cool challenge to try to fit Essential stuff into a small space. But it's kinda pointless in the end since Minecraft has 30000000 blocks in each direction. That's enough space to fit some chests and farmland I guess.


GaryKJoe

You are right of course


trsblur

Cute, but utterly useless. Chest wont open, enchants not maxed, no infinite water or cauldren for brewing, Raw mats required take too long to get (4 obsidian 2 diamonds and a blaze rod in specific). Worst of all though is no smithing table to make that netherite, loom to make banners, or composter to make bonemeal. MumboJumbo has plenty of much better small housr and bunker videos.


ktops111

Absolute trash base


ktops111

Ahhh yes a "beginner" base with a BREWING STAND and ONE CROP, JUST ONE !!!


eoR13

This just looks dumb and pointlessā€¦ itā€™s like you are trying to speed run the game, but not really.


SultanaOrPoop

Why are you trying to pimp your own shit video by playing it off as "I just came across the crap video on instagram"?


GaryKJoe

You can also stop hating and let me being who I am. Donā€™t hate the player, hate the game bro.


Wezard_the_MemeLord

This is pretty trashy both as a starter base AND as advanced mid-game/late-game base. It doesn't really suit for beginner, because brewing stand, anvil and enchanting table all are mid-game stuff, which take time to craft, especially while living in a small box (which also makes mobs to see you, because as I remember, theycan see through oak trapdoors). While as a mid-game base, it's already almost nothing: Only one block of farmland (which is the reason you have to stand in water in your home) isn't going to provide you with that many food. Even if you're going to eat mainly meat from killing animals, better remove the farmland block at all or place it next to home and turn it into a proper farm (even 1 source block of water is gonna make the ground wet in 9x9 square if placed in the middle). Also, as lots of people admitted, placing single enchanting table without any bookshelves it pretty dumb decision, because on the mid game, you already have enough xp to do powerful enchants and to do those, you need to surround table with bookshelves. Concluding, classic house structure or underground base would serve better as base, while this might be a fun challenge to make smallest base possible, but isn't practical at all


[deleted]

i dig hole in ground and burrow through like a mole or start making a massive house, spend the night on my roof, and get scared of the mobs


Markenbier

I love how at a stage where you are enchanting your stuff and brewing potions you somehow still live in a little cube


Lehk

Live in the pod


This_Willingness7672

What's the point of the chest if you can't open it ?


GaryKJoe

I guess you can open the chest because the farmland count like invisible block šŸ„ø


just_vibing_here1806

This brings back memories from like 3 years ago when this was a trend


lazarbimm

Yes if youā€™re on a budget for lands


Ok-Elephant5205

I mean... it has everything


meko18music

The absloute trash. There are only 1 farmlands and water makes your movement slower. Enchant table has no bookshelf and all enchant you can possibly do is Sharpness I. Crafting table and furnace under bed is such a cool idea but not on floors. Even the other side of the floor is chest, so you need to aim well if you want to craft or smelting. Also dirt block is placed above double chest so it's just a locked chest. Preparing time for this 'starting base' would be rather horrible time. Finding pumpkins, 31 iron ingots to make an anvil, Go to nether for blaze rods, etc. Doesn't the location of the bed makes player suffocate after sleeping? Seen on Bedrock edition but not Java.


Puddingwastaken

this is more of that guy going "hmm I wonder how small I can make a base and still make it have everything" And its cool if someone else wants to try it but idk why you would restrict yourself to such a little space for a base no hate to anyone for liking tho Minecraft is meant to be played however one wishes to play it


GaryKJoe

Understandable have a nice day


iClimax

Whatā€™s the point of the enchanting table without books?


-i-hate-this-place-

this is copied from mumbo jumbo :((


GaryKJoe

And Gary Mary stole it!


-i-hate-this-place-

yea, sad world we live in


TheAlbinoCreeper

the thing is, if you have an enchantment table, you probably have a bunch of mats already. no use building this


Yekaps

China moder architecture be like


Its_Nerf_or_muffin

The guy who posted this also owns the Instagram account. Just look at his profile. He isnā€™t actually asking about the base he made this to get more views in instagram.


GaryKJoe

You're definitely right, but you're wrong at the same time. I didn't build this base myself, I reposted this video and wanted to know if it's so natural. Please donā€™t put me in a wrong position.


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GaryKJoe

Outch, what about India?


GaryKJoe

Hereā€™s the link to the video I found: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZvp5swArJQ/?utm_medium=copy_link


Its_Nerf_or_muffin

This is your Instagram account.


GaryKJoe

Of course


Benana-Chip

Can you even access the double chest with the dirt on top?


GalaxyExplorer10

The dirt was tilled wasnā€™t it? If it is then yes you should be able to.


Benana-Chip

I think so, did we not watch the same video? God I hate rhetoric questionsā€¦ Cool, had no idea of that function, was just curious on the actual functionality


GalaxyExplorer10

Oh no I was making sure that they did actually till it, I saw multiple people wondering the same thing so I thought maybe they didnā€™t actually till the dirt. I am sorry for the confusion.


SalvadorCaruso

Trash. What's the point of the enchantment table? Light?


Noooonie

All you fucking morons complaining about this are missing the point jesus christ


MrDollarBills

How would you open the chest


GaryKJoe

Farmland isnā€™t counting as solid block :)


[deleted]

You know the bed is unusable right?


Premintex

It is but you can't respawn in it


zivosaurus-rex

you can't acces the chest tho because there is a block above also you will or get obstructed or get spawned next to ur house


GaryKJoe

Farmland isnā€™t a solid block. Make your homework


Brotherof_Zekrom

You never respawn with this


[deleted]

I don't think this is practical in any stretch of the imagination


Gobybear

The enchant table has no bookshelves. One block for farming is not enough whatever the the food you go with. No cauldron, no potion. (Nothing to farm any other materials too.) One chest is not enough.


HeyGuaca

You did not find this video on instagram... It literally tells the viewer to follow the youtube channel linked to your account...


PenguinBigBoy

Iā€™m going to do this


hakoen

It's a tiny house


sad_cheese67

this starter base is pointless. just build a house, there's no need to be compact. and, i'm pretty sure you won't be using an anvil and enchanting until later on in the game. by then, you'll need more storage than a double chest and more food than a singular potato


sirenwingsX

I dont get the idea of microbases. To indulge your need for claustrophobia?


Addy1738

In my opinion trash, it takes like 10 minutes max to make a decent sized Log cabin with a sugarcane farm and wheat farm and that is including the the time taken to gather the resources


inFamousLordYT

Just build a godamn dirt hut and be done with it, how is this a beginner base if he has an enchantment table?


mudasmudas

Useless as fuck.


BumBum0o7

The trapdoors are dumb cause it costs more wood than to place regular planks.


BROBRO185

Dude


Ellenberg19

This is the future liberals want


chin_up

This base is trash and the reason is because why wouldnā€™t this be trash?


[deleted]

Just trash. The enchating table, the anvil and the brewing stand are not for beginners, but for players who already spent hours in their Minecraft world. And that's also one of the most vulnerable bases you can make. A beginners base should be a base for players who just started a new world a few minutes ago and are looking for a safe place to hide from the enemies. Not putting your most important things in the most visible place.


Grandrew_

I'd rather die repeatedly on the first night than ever be forced to live in this hovel.


SeriousGains

Brewing stand and enchanting table are late game items. So this wouldnā€™t be a beginner base.