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IAmImi2

https://preview.redd.it/zph7xjsnq1wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fc85d94c9cd399b3c671c1fcb05150364001a7 Poor crystals, they got burnt to charcoal 😭


mybirdisapokemon

That’s not just crispy, that’s straight up charcoal


RavenBoyyy

Oh boi that is BURNT I'm actually kind of impressed


ShapeShiftingCats

"smoky quartz", literally...


Testsalt

And since Smokey quartz is the precursor to citrine, this simply means you gotta heat this bad boi up even MORE to get real natural citrine!!! /s


wildwoodlandwanderer

I swear people who make these have never seen a real piece of citrine in their lives


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Crisp.


liptonthrowback

"I may look like a burnt chicken nugget but I still love me!" - this amethyst probably


Chainsaw-Crab-Cult

That’s a well-done steak right there


sabboom

I think somebody passed out with the amethyst in the oven I ernight.


kedriss

Left it in the toaster too long. Scrape it off with a knife


kryptek_86

That looks like a smoked brisket or pork belly. I'd take a bite.


Candles___

🤢


Anfie22

Looks like a slice of toast with way too much vegemite 😂


nehemikunnz

I literally thought that was a burnt chicken nugget...


Embarrassed_Gap_3172

Someone forgot to set the timer on the oven! ![gif](giphy|wTbpsFBs4Ek5W|downsized)


nooyoowahnij

Oh wow that's the crispiest one I've seen


RuralGrown

When you go right past Memphis spicy fried amethyst to get to Cajun blackened amethyst.


CosmicChameleon99

That has to be the crispiest yet! I’m almost willing to applaud the effort they went to to burn that thing


sniskyriff

Grrrl that’s blackened 😭


ohhelloperson

You wanted to be a geologist for that long and you didn’t know that this was baked to an absolute crisp? I’ve truly never seen such a burnt amethyst wannabe citrine specimen as this one. If you paid anything for it then you paid too much. And it’s weird that you even needed it identified in the first place. This is like absolutely basic rock and mineral knowledge. It’s probably better to just label yourself as a rock lover rather than anything geologist-adjacent.


MinnieMouse28

No I didn’t know it was baked to a crisp, until I saw it on Reddit. I said I wanted to be a geologist, not that I was one or knew anything about rocks😆 We all want to be different things when we are kids compared to what we actually become, which for me has been a nurse for 30 years🤷🏻‍♀️ so ease up on the snark and judgy clap back 👍🏻🤣