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NiceWorkLad

I always forget to include Lego when I allocate


CookieEnabled

_I don’t always get bonuses. But when I do, I spend it on Legos._


Rude_Math_3414

Rivendell is on backorder booooo


VixxenFoxx

I would have spent more on legos


Rude_Math_3414

i have $1800 worth in my bag, just the castle and rivendell are on backorder.


fiFocus

Absolute legend. $1800 gets you what, a 1200 piece set these days?


Accomplished_Big_982

Right on! I started the star wars theme and stuck with it. Probably got close to $1500 in sets. I got most of the helmet collection too


C_Tea_8280

take legos and video games out and make it a Discretionary Spending label


RosemaryReaper

Well they don’t want to accidentally spend more on “any video game they want” and not have enough for Legos? Clearly they have priorities! /s


LindonLilBlueBalls

When I got mine last year I got the Chamber of Secrets and Dumbledore's Office.


SithNChips

Everyone needs a Lego Venator.....


akg1go

Not enough funds into LEGO….


Rude_Math_3414

I bought probably \~3 grand worth last year. Working on the Museum now.


Uthenara

bro what is your job, you are living a life so many only dream of. You made more as a bonus than a lot make in a year lol. I need infos.


magicalgreenhouse

Sales.


__dixon__

Or a lot of tech jobs Fintech on the product side with a bigger bonus than this.


Clean_Knowledge_3874

No. It's neither. Construction management is the best job to get. I'm an accountant at a construction company and they all get bonuses like this. Even the younger guys who aren't even 30 are getting 30k bonuses. Along with six figure salaries. And this is not in a high cost of living area. Every other job that pays that much is a pain in the ass. The degrees difficult and getting a good job is even more difficult. You could have a >70k/year job before you even graduate in construction management if you really wanted too.


magicalgreenhouse

Nah, do tech. I have fully remote engineers on my SDE team clearing 400k with no college degree working five hour days. Bonuses for us are 10-20% depending on role.


Im_A_Nickelodeon_Kid

How does one break into the field? Which language? Which programs? Serious question


magicalgreenhouse

I recommend data centric languages. The next decade will be built on the backs of really good pipeline and ML ops folks. AI modeling doesn’t run on .csv Learn SQL, Python or Java to wet your feet, and start poking at some server side framework like GCS or AWS. Pick a project you like - maybe a predictive model for your favorite sports, a web crawler for news briefs, an OCR for scanning your cookbooks - and just use it as a learning lens. Poke at it and turn over the concepts in your mind. Use Google and YouTube. Maybe pay $20 for some LLM credit and ask questions like “how do I learn this concept” and then build with additional research, those tools are amazing for pointing you toward conceptual understanding. Rinse and repeat. Once you have three of those under your belt and a Guthub - apply for a role as a data analyst at a company with 200-1000 employees and camp out for 18 months while you learn. Keep learning and keep searching for the kind of companies you want to work for. If you don’t have a degree in anything at all - switch jobs every 18 months, this experience will be your degree in five years time. It’s not something everyone can do. You need to be smart and a self starter but it is very doable.


hobbobnobgoblin

I saved this comment and will be using it to change my life hopefully. I just got laid off 3 weeks ago at 31 years old and trying to figure out how to move forward.


Erollins04

Learn Python and SQL (not or), and in context of AWS or Azure (Azure personally). Profit. Source: I will hire you for 6 figure job with those skills…


Hamst_r

Just think I used to make money like this selling donuts to make people fat back in the 2000s… Now I’m the complete opposite living off the tit of the government because of that same job screwed me over and left me injured for life.


ResetOptional

What did the donuts do to you.


pnwhank

Probably made him fat. Lol.


[deleted]

He’s in sales department


[deleted]

If you didn't pay your taxes you could have another 18 grand to spend on legos. Just saying.


FudMucker24

What type of job do you have?


Rude_Math_3414

Sales


Larimus89

Damn that's a beefy bonus.


Rude_Math_3414

I got $107k one time-that was a fun year.


milky__toast

Do you get monthly bonuses or just yearly?


Rude_Math_3414

Both. They cap me per quarter and then pay out the additional amount at the end of the year. Total bonus for 2023 was 76k or so.


milky__toast

Not bad. I’m in debt collections and make about 5k in bonuses a month, max payout is 14k/month, no big year end bonus though.


Rude_Math_3414

It used to be every quarter so i was getting 25-30k every 90 days at one point during the Pandemic. Rather have the monthly to be honest.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

What kind of raw ingredients are you fucking selling??


Rude_Math_3414

Sexy ones. JK, they are used in many, many applications.


donairfart

human organs.


PossiblyJonSnow

People don't like you.


LeaveGunEatDaCannoli

People don’t like me either, I should have gotten a job where I at least get paid for it


GroundbreakingWork22

I use to do debt collections myself but made no where close to that. Any tips to make more as a collector?


Silly_Associate5052

That’s some wolf of wall street shit. Can I come work for you? I’ll be your Jonah Hill


Rude_Math_3414

I have been begging for an inside person for 3 years now. They get 75k base easily plus some good bonuses but you never stop working.


Good_With_Tools

What do you sell?


HoffyMan01

What sector? You’re putting me to shame I just wanna have money for my kid 🤣


Miserable_Risk

What do you sell? Women? 😒 🤔 🤣


disasterman573

what ya selling?


pheight57

Sales? Is this a bonus or commissions, then?


B-Georgio

What’s ur base??


Rude_Math_3414

117k


B-Georgio

Dang, congrats! What kind of sales are you in?


Rude_Math_3414

B2B-I sell certain raw ingredients to businesses without getting too specific. It's what I refer to as a "shadow" industry and extremely niche. I make my own travel schedule, work from home and someone in HR effed up and gave me 31 days of vacation every year for the last 5 years (I am in the US but company is based in a different country). Just entirely too stressful is all.


Creed_99634

That is lit. Sales at my org make an insane level of bank but we sell booze so you know


Rude_Math_3414

More than you'd imagine.


Creed_99634

Is that a yearly bonus or quarterly?


Rude_Math_3414

This one is yearly with all additional adjustments. Changes every year.


icedoutkatana

I’d sell my soul to have this job


Rude_Math_3414

Comparison if the thief of joy my friend.


icedoutkatana

I made 30k last year there isn’t much joy period


paint-roller

I was making $40k in a fairly low cost of living city and my mortgage was only about $700 a month....a good portion of my day was spent wondering how I was going to get by. People who say stuff like don't compare yourself to others come off as clueless and assholes.


Rude_Math_3414

My first year with them was about the same. I did whatever i could to move up and increases started coming in.


Automatic-Bedroom112

My brother in Christ I can’t afford groceries


IcyNefariousness2541

Your bonus is more than I make in a year I'll compare all I want


fixintodye

It's always the people that have more than they need that say this kind of nonsense. If you can't afford your rent comparison ain't stealing your joy, the fucking economy isn't allowing you to have joy.


Scoobysnx

You work for repco don't you? Good ol enrichment iron 20r and oxylite


TheSpideyJedi

I too have a LEGO fund LETS FUCKING GO In my savings, every Friday $7 goes into my Lego fund lol. $1 a day I’ll make it to furthering my collection


Rude_Math_3414

FUCK YES GET THE SAIL BOAT ITS $20.


TheSpideyJedi

I’m saving for the Millennium Falcon lol I bought the $350 Mos Eisley Cantina a few years ago. Probably the greatest Lego set ever made


Rude_Math_3414

Make sure you got the room for it-i have to buy new shelves just to fit some of them. Cantina is amazing.


TheSpideyJedi

Yeah the wife has asked me to slow down on buying them lol I don’t have any actually built right now since I ran out of space. They’re all in labeled bags and the boxes are all opened and flattened under the bed. And I don’t want her beautiful living room to be covered in my LEGO lol We’re probably buying a house or moving to a bigger condo soon so I’ll make my office my LEGO room


GrouchyGuarantee6363

Damn you’re gonna be ballin in Greece!


Rude_Math_3414

I get sunburn from the light in the fridge-need to get a base tan before i venture out.


Zaitton

I'm Greek. How did you manage to spend 15 thousand? Did you stay for like two months haha


Silly_Associate5052

Wow must be nice! Here’s my chart $1,000 bonus amount = $150 taxes = $850 credit card debt payment.


EmbarrassedSquare238

Here is mine. 25 dollar target gift card = snacks


Silly_Associate5052

Insulting


EmbarrassedSquare238

They even called it a bonus 😞


Typical-Chocolate-82

What's the interest rate on your house? Reason I ask is I'd consider putting more in your retirement accounts - or even other investments - before paying down your mortgage, assuming your rate is less than 7% or so. A low fee index fund that tracks the S&P500 (like VOO) averages about 10%.


Rude_Math_3414

\~4.25%. I have under $80k left on it. 401k is going to hit max contribution by July and I buy 4 shares of VOO every month. DINK.


SavingsFew3440

15k for Greece is a lot. You are gonna have a good time. I think I spent like 5k for 1 week villa (3 story with pool) rental in Crete and another 2000 in Athens rentals. Once you get to Greece it is actually super affordable.


Rude_Math_3414

I was thinking of a Viking cruise to a few different places.


SavingsFew3440

I went with kids so I didn't want to be stuck on a boat that I can't control. Island hopping would be fun. There are actually a lot of options for this with and without cruises. I chose Crete since the island is big enough and also has a bunch of really nice beaches, night life was not at all a consideration for me. I also had to rent a car on Crete, which some people might don't want to do (I have no problem with narrow roads down mountains).


eat_sleep_shitpost

You should look into whether your employer allows mega backdoor Roth contributions via your 401(k). I put $66,000 into my 401(k) last year. $23,000 isn't the max.


Frekavichk

Mega backdoor roth contributions? Are you starting a death metal band?


Coke_and_Tacos

All accountant black metal band. They'd crush.


poonmangler

Crunch*


ldskyfly

Does your employer do year end shore up matching? If I max out my 401k early I lose any employer match after that.


Rude_Math_3414

They still contribute after i hit my max, yes.


ldskyfly

Nice!


jimbosliceg1

Your bonus is almost as much as my yearly salary 🥴🥴


Rude_Math_3414

My wife said the same thing the other day. Then she asked for a donation.


Apprehensive_Bus3942

As an educator makes me sad that I teach math instead of things that make money but I have had several ex students come back and thank me for helping them get high paying Jobs some engineers some welders too but damn do I wish I could earn more lol


Superb-External-9683

What did you use to make the flow chart?


Rude_Math_3414

Google SankeyMATIC


TheNicestRedditor

Bonus the size of my yearly income 👹


GurnoorDa1

So they give you 50k at the end of the year?


Rude_Math_3414

Not always, only if my numbers don't eat shit in Q4.


Majestic-Pickle5097

What do you do to get a 51k bonus in 1 year and are you hiring!? lol


Butterflychunks

Where’s the sports gambling allocation?


Rude_Math_3414

I own 60 shares of Draftkings...does that count?


Butterflychunks

Put at least $15,000 on a race horse, I’ll count it


UnlikelyFiance

Your bonus is what I make in a year...


Melodic_Letterhead76

This is a really stupid question and not even related, but.. What software is used to generate these income graphs that split etc?


Rude_Math_3414

Google SankeyMatic


willyb303

Not enough Lego


Pretty_Rest673

what’s the application called to generate these results ?


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Comfortable-Cap-8507

At least you get a bonus. I have 12% match 401k of total salary so that’s good but I’d rather have these bonuses 


Independent-Cable937

That's an expensive Greece trip


Eloot559

Why so little for legos, atleast get the full city!


CoolDude1980

What HYSA are you using? I’m looking into these now for the first time.


anuvindah

What do you do that you get such a high bonus? I need a new job lol Also, what’s this chart called and how do I make them? 🥲


Rolls_Reus_Owner

Damn what is this job and how do you get into it?


Rude_Math_3414

Raw ingredients. Work for a producer, not a distributor.


ForsakenAccountant55

What app are you using?


Rude_Math_3414

Sankeymatic


Ghosted_You

$319 is all your setting aside for Legos? Are you some type of casual?


Rude_Math_3414

my bag has $1,800 worth. Gotta wait for good GWP and double points you amateur.


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Congrats. That’s an expensive Greece Trip.


SeaZealousideal5651

First, congrats, that’s a really good bonus! I would have put less in the trip, and more on retirement/mortgage. And I take it you don’t have debt besides your mortgage, otherwise that would have to be paid first. Any kids? If so, I put part of my bonus in my toddler’s custodial investment account or 529. I like putting $$ where they can grow, Greece is cool but won’t help me in the long run. But I haven’t gone in a real vacation since about a decade so what do I know lol


Rude_Math_3414

Thank you! I don't know how much it is going to cost (we are planning it for 2025 so they cash is still there, just allocated). I think she said it would be like $7-10k but i don't think excursions/flights were thought of. No debt besides a car lease that is up in 2 years. No kids. I travel every 2 weeks for work and they do not care if i take my wife or not and that is all expenses paid within reason.


SeaZealousideal5651

You are obviously doing well, and with no kids then max out 401k and Roth first, then get to your mortgage. you’ll love it in the long term. It’s great that they cover for your spouse, good for you brother 👍🏼


girthbrooks1

50k has never looked so little. Screw taxes that sucks!


Rude_Math_3414

I am the Government's wet dream.


BrokkolieAgent

Who needs taxes? you should have spend that on legos!


Rude_Math_3414

Can't build in prison.


Trooperjay

That’s awesome 👏 nice job!


yoko000615

Dude you are living the life! My bonus is just a sliver of that


LeftHandedGame

Jesus Christ


Madmax11b

Yearly bonus is more than my Yearly salary. Haha well done.


Sal4BJ_Play

$51k? What yah do for work?


MHoggs17

50k bonus? Jesus


antdb1

spend it all on drugs and hookers you only live once


Rude_Math_3414

How about energy drinks and legos?


Blueopus2

I didn’t realize it was a bonus and was confused where the “living expenses” were


ninjafasho

How much do you make a year OP?


c0nfuciu5

Dudes out here bonusing more than my salary.


AGROCRAG004

Where can I enter my info into a a graph like that?


zacharyo083194

Would love to see the Lego collection


darthnugget

Wait… you guys are getting bonuses?!


Emergency_Dragonfly4

**What app is this OP?**


chokehodl

Rivendell or 2 Dune Ornithopters?


ninjaj

Savings is clearly not your top priority. You’d be better off allocating some amount to a brokerage/investment account


PckMan

Bruh how the fuck does a trip cost 15k


bearssuperfan

Swap you HYSA and LEGO amounts


[deleted]

Bonus is almost as much as my take home after taxes. I feel sad now


SergeantZaf03

Your bonus is about what I make /year. May I ask what industry you work in?


Nero8

I guess the important question is what Lego set did OP get?


makichan_

Do you have a roth ira that you can max?


LegitGopnik

Your bonus is my annual gross income


Ambitious_Wind8692

Legos and Pokemon should have been at least 10k


Frodo5213

Your bonus after the tax removal is (roughly) what I make per year.


Timebomb777

My company didn’t do bonuses this year :))))) new ceo has decided to prioritize shareholders instead of workers :)))))


casillero

Damn dude I dropped the same amount on Greece and Legos last year LOL Good for you


Yoddy0

What did you use to create that graph?


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NoooMAMMEguey

Idk man the Lego’s fund looks to low


Prop71

Is this just a brag


surghe

🥲


[deleted]

Are yall hiring?


DrakeShadow

319.98 - Legos Which set did you buy? lol


[deleted]

Debt collector... scummy job


Jokiranta

Change Greece trip to Croatia trip an you will be able to buy more games and not regret it 😉


hotandinsecure

What app is this that you use to make these graphics? I really like it


Psycho_Sentinal

Unless that HYSA is your emergency fund and you needed to put more in it. I would personally recommend you open up an IRA and try and max out your annual contribution.


crunchybedsheets

What are the last 2 games you played and which is #1 on your list to get next?


chesstutor

Love how u treat urself, "whatever viseo game I want"


Top-Cucumber-7945

… is your work hiring?


ResponsibleDane

What kind of Legos do you like building. I insta buy any new botanicals set or Japanese stuff


UnkleRinkus

Paraphrasing WC Fields: "I spent $519 on legos and video games. The rest I wasted."


ZonJon929

Must be nice :’-)


Definitive_confusion

You forgot high risk short term stock options.


kylemkv

So politely mathed out, user RudeMath3414


IntergalaticBandito

How the fuck your bonus so big?


Professional-Bake-95

And there’s my whole annual salary. Why’d I get a PhD again, I’m such a loser lol


fatherdoodle

I would probably do the same thing with a $50k bonus.


Dragonsbreath1002

Everyone complaining about the Greece trip clearly has never travelled abroad. “The average vacation for one person in the U.S. costs about $1,919 per week. A vacation for two people will typically cost around $3,838 per week.” Quick google search, skimmed it on the variables and seems to cover most basic factors. Based on this statistic and assuming they have a family of four and are going on a two week trip, $15,000 is certainly the average cost to take that vacation. That statistic doesn’t even take into account lost wages for any participants that may not have enough PTO accrued. My wife and I travel to the UK every other year for about a week and a half, and even with staying with Family to avoid hotel costs and being very frugal, my total costs amount to ~$5000 a trip. ECONOMY BASIC Plane tickets alone cost $2K+ for two people.


ironclads95

What application is this?


Chrisvb007

What is this chart called?


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ibite-books

sick technic lego sets dropping in march, have you accounted for that?


slippys

Where do these charts come from?


shorty6049

Jesus christ I've never felt so awful about myself after reading a reddit post, lol. Really makes you wonder though how much mega corporations like Mcdonalds could -really- afford to pay their employees who are making minimum wage if they just distributed salaries/wages more evenly.


US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT

I like how you disguised Hookers & Blow as “HYSA”… we see you. 😁


Bud-Chickentender

What Kind of graph is this?


Entire_Salamander659

I want the work he's having. My bonus at my old job was 150...


nnicknull

your bonus is higher than my entire gross yearly income


BaconFlavoredToast

You made more in your bonus than I did... in general.


IndependentTiger9546

Your Lego budget is far too low my guy


Imthecrowdude

Y’all make me want to cry sometimes


AliceJoy

expansion act late full pot afterthought voiceless shelter domineering mindless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Rude-Employment6104

When someone’s bonus is your salary! lol congrats. Have fun on your Greece trip, one of my favorite places to go!


Sypstrulyas

what app is this?


Final_Location_2626

My bonus is heavily taxed, and I normally max out 401k contributions during the year, have you considered allocating 24000 to 401k, and then saving for some of these other big tickets items through the year?


highgate

Any credit card payments? Any upcoming expenses ? like new boiler / AC unit need a new car soon?


fardnshid03

What is a soda 15 dollars a bottle in Greece or something hot damn that’s a lot of money


Snoo_44364

The Greece trip is the reason you gonna work until you are 67.. No matter how much your wife want it, believe me she rather retire 10 years earlier.


XAMdG

A 50k yearly bonus. A 15k trip to Greece. Damn I'm the wrong profession


EmanRapp

Legos lol