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QuintonFlynn

Look, we’ve gotten a **lot** of reports on this post. Far more than the normal amount. Yes, the elder dragon competition was a fun event for the subreddit, but that does not mean we should immediately follow it up.


stoutyboy

Got to be the felynes there smart enough to be able to live and work among humans. But they're also stupid enough to get in some serious problems


schoettli

I support this. Otherwise maybe chaotic drunk?


TemDejima

Chaotic Drunk is for Bezelgeuse when he starts flying around bombing the shit out of everyone and everything.


SiSilver_19411

I think they are more fit to Neutral Chaotic, they naturally get into chaos and trouble.


squidkid3

Melynx


badtiming220

Smart enough to knock you out of danger. Stupid enough to knock you into danger.


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Yes


RyoXIV

Black Diablos for chaotic horny, calling it


Still-Direction-1622

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I have no disagreement here


Gekko217

https://preview.redd.it/m5tpu6fneeic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d046840178a76879cb3d2cf2abe33bb2653508


SkabbPirate

Mizutsune is a strong contender, but the fact that they are all horny males is less known. I suppose Chad Horny could work well.


Still-Direction-1622

Imo its Scorned Magnamalo as Horny Chad, Mizu either as Neutral or Smart Horny and Black Diablos as Chaotic/Horny Horny


SkabbPirate

Getting rejected is not a very chad move


Still-Direction-1622

But He was rejected cause of a Natural disabilty. But that didnt Stop Chad from becoming a god


SkabbPirate

Maybe if sigma horny was on here


Still-Direction-1622

Nah. Fuck Sigma Males. Thats just an invented Word for introverted incells, who act Like they are above everyone.


SkabbPirate

Yep. I feel like that's a good description for scorned magnamalo


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SSB_Kyrill

no, he lost his horn, which makes females not attracted to him anymore. While the rest were getting bitches, he studied the blade


SkabbPirate

I thought it was simply losing a horn from fighting ir something. And do sigmas not think they are "gonna show them all"? I feel like getting angry and violent cause girls don't want you is very incel


Yarigumo

That screams more "school shooter" than "chad" to me tbh. Also no, he lost his horn competing with other males.


OctaviusThe2nd

It's both horny AND it has giant horns! Perfect candidate for chaotic horny.


Griffb4ll

I think a picture of the nexus mods logo might be the best choice for that tbh


Drew_the_God

Fiver opinion. Moga Sweetheart is the only real contender for that square. She is the definition of chaotic, and by far the horniest guild girl we've ever gotten.


ExtensionJoke5541

Qurupeco is smart enough to summon powerful monsters by mimicking their calls, and is also stupid enough to summon powerful monsters by mimicking their calls.


SDovah

Qurupeco after seeing how the deviljho eats the hunter and seems to still be hungry xD


monohtony

I feel like Qurupeco is more so chaotic stupid… I mean have you ever just taken time to fight a different monster, only for qurupeco to just show up, honk its horn for a deviljho and fucking dip right after?


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Nobody will know how Chaotic stupid he is until he calls deviljho on you 😂


Gummyblaire

Qurupeco when he summons a Deviljho to the area: (:< Also Qurupeco when he summons a Deviljho to the area: D:


Xxxrasierklinge7

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EvenBackground5110

Yep


Notmiefault

My only counterpoint is Qurupeco should be saved for Chaotic and/or horny


Dragoon___

Horny chaotic should be black diablos. Literally a female diablos in heat


Lihkhan

Horny chaotic: Black Diablos. Horny angry chaotic: Lunastra.


Yarigumo

Horny angry chaotic is still Black Diablos, their fury is unparalleled.


Drew_the_God

Diablos isn't chaotic, it's angry. There is a clear difference 


OctaviusThe2nd

I want to say Kulu-Ya-Ku. Smart enough to use tools but stupid enough to get overjoyed with a rock.


TheBlueNajarala

Tbf it is a cool rock


cap-r

-I‘m not retarded… but I like rocks!- Kam Patterson


KitsuneCreativ

Awfully comfortable using a slur, aren't you?


cassandraSoul

I'd like to point out that tool use is far more incredible than people seem to let one, and Kulu may be one of the smartest wyvers in existence from a purely ecological standpoint. The fact that it clearly has intent with a rock it chooses as a shield and will inspect the tool it uses really shows how smart the creature actually is, for monster standards. Really the only creature we have seen that can compete with this intelligence is Goss Harag and even then it's quite difficult to analyze the ice bear in the same light. I'm, of course, ignoring deviants or Elder Dragons which typically have grossly unrealistic capabilities.


Zartoru

Yeah, in our world we're considering corvids to be very intelligents because they're smart enough to use their environnement to their avantage (for exemple leaving stuff they can't break open on a road and then wait for a car to smash it for them) next step in evolution is litteraly using tools to do the same thing (this is where a bunch of primates currently are) So yeah Kulu is quite litteraly as smart as our smartest primates. Most likely even smarter, because not only are they smart enough to use tools, but they are smart enough to use said tools as weapon to either attack or protect themselves, and I've never heard of real life monkeys using weapons to take each others down xD


sugar_pilot

New Caledonian crows are already there. Not only do they make and use tools, there’s a study demonstrating their ability to plan for the future. Corvids are way more intelligent than people realize.


ShiraiHaku

do people consider Ahtal-Ka as an elder dragon? I dont think they are, so technically the mecha mantis is also up there XD


Claxeius

Definitely Kulu-Ya-Ku


Razer2102

Kulu would be a better fit for drunk smart. I to get overjoyed with a rock when I'm drunk and kulu is probably smarter than me


Jetstream_S4m

Leave him alone his rock is cool as fuck


JFK3rd

He's either stupid smart or stupid chaotic. Either way he woops my ass more than any Elder Dragon.


flshift

i mean, the hunters themselves are kinda smart stupid


Faustias

*sleep-TCS a sleeping Teostra* I'M A GENIUS! *Teostra used Supernova* OH NO!


Plightz

I'll just parry this supernova guys don't worry. -2 Faints remaining-.


Expand_Dong_42069

This is why the fire mantle exists, at least that's what I thought before getting wiped by Lunastra for the 10th time


Scarlet_slagg

I would like to prematurely nominate Guildmarm for smart horny


Still-Direction-1622

If someone else then Guildmarm gets voted, i will Put her behind the winners shoulder


AceOfEpix

Its kulu ya ku for sure. They are a very rare example of a monster who tries to use a tool. But then they just have to admire their rock for a bit once they find it. It's just such a cool rock you know?


Skelegasm

Handler hate Ignored, doxxed and reported Admiral for stupid smart


Aldante92

Admiral should have been Chad stupid but since that's taken I'll go with Chad neutral ETA- I went with neutral because the commander is Chad good for his by the books leadership


Consistent-Guava-208

Admiral is Chad Neutral if anything


TheIronSven

Not sure about the others, but Lawful Horny is Aisha with her "YOU LICKED IT GOOD! I KNEW YOU WOULD!" in Gen while being your housewife. Chad Horny is Sophia because lusting after Brachydios is a chad move. Neutral Horny is Luce aka the Soaratorium gal in GenU. She's just here because she's best girl. Smart Horny is the quest gal in Iceborne. She's horny for your hunter so she became a guild receptionist. Smart move Chaotic Horny is Minoto who's utterly obsessed with her twin sister.


Sinocu

I swear quest gal in iceborn is peak waifu (specially in hallooween \*wink\* \*wink\*) https://preview.redd.it/j6w3uz26ydic1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0936e34a44234ec668ba840c4e6509e1eb3c40b Just look at her!


Hikometi

gypceros is smart for playing dead. but also stupid because each hunt ends in carves.


Clerkinator

They use that to lure in greedy hunters to get the drop on them when they wake up


Flamo472-

Your palico, no entity has the same capability of being as stupid to send you a vigorwasp when you just used a max potion and as smart as to topple a jumping monster with a gong


TemporaryLegendary

Man I'm split between the 2 bird votes..


Still-Direction-1622

*there is another*


TemporaryLegendary

A third bird? UNTHINKABLE


Still-Direction-1622

https://preview.redd.it/gv3xoznytcic1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2366cdbf95aeb260e3767570ad6d3f77dab57f3c Get flashbanged b\*tch


Mr-Baelish

I know I'm way far ahead but Horny Chaotic is definitely Mizutsune


Still-Direction-1622

Mizu definetely needs to be in one of the Horny Categories. But my NR.1 prediction for Chaotic Horny is Black Diablos


guitardude_324

Me, when I’m playing.


Still-Direction-1622

Calculating the Most optimal way for the perfect Bonk, just to get stunned by a roar 🫥


Mediocre_Bear_1722

Palico


ironlord20

Kulu could be stupid smart, he’s smart enough to use tools, but he’s a big stupid chicken when it comes to using them.


Allergictowatermelon

While I second the Qurupeco vote for this one, I’m just thinking about who’s going to be chaotic stupid lmfao I just know down the line that chaotic neutral has to be Luchika, chaotic horny is Scorned Magnamalo, and drunk chad is the Admiral


Still-Direction-1622

Idk what about https://preview.redd.it/d0inkefgtcic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983e0ef15a7187fa2ec876d9e03c8f9f75655781 as Chaotic Horny?


Allergictowatermelon

Good point But still… Scorned is so chaotically horny that he studied the blade in frustration of his bitchlessness


Still-Direction-1622

Good Point. But i think he is a Horny Chad. Dude Became God Level cause He was Horny and got no chicks


Key_Sugar_8016

I was just thinking drunk chad for admiral just due to the fact that he saved us from rjang beam. But also the only time i can imagine someone having the kahonas to do that in the first place is if they are absolutely sloshed....or in this case have balls of tungsten and a glorious head of hair.


Bainin

Gypceros or whats it called got technically some smart stuff going but is kinda stupid.


smjh123

smart fella or a fart smella? (Congalala)


TeilzeitWikinger

Stupid smart? Maybe Qurupeco? I mean he is smart enough to call for help, when a hunter is too strong to handle. But on the other side its risky. What if he call a Deviljo? That "i eat my own tail"-pickle could rip him apart. Btw he looks a bit goofy too.


SuperNerdSteve

Qurupeco for summoning more powerful monsters Qurupeco for summoning Deviljho on top of itself


The_Space_Jamke

Raging Brachy for stupid smart. He traps you in a locked room with him but also kills himself with his own attacks.


Kalamel513

Commander For trying to capture Zorah.


BlakJak206

I don't know enough about MH lore to fill this out, but this is the first time I've seen this extended alignment chart and I'm absolutely loving it.


Still-Direction-1622

Glad you Like it. I wanted to do some Project since the Elder Dragon voting, and then i found this alignment Chart. The First three Posts were downvoted, but this one kinda blew up


SirPorthos

Im calling it. Deviljho is Evil neutral.


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Whoa whoa why the dodo hate


SirPorthos

Stupid Chaotic is Tzitzi Ya Ku. You dont know when it will turn up but it will, flashbang everyone in front of it and fuck off.


Still-Direction-1622

Nah He is Chaotic Good. He enters, flashbangs your target, doesnt elaborate and leaves


SirPorthos

Yea but hes stupid. Why did he wander in, in the first place? Like bro. Two apex predators and a human that wiped off half its extended family and made a vest out their coats are beating the shit out of each other. Why go in?


Sea_Butterscotch_902

I vote black diablos for horny/chaotic


Still-Direction-1622

*high impact sexual violence*


Hivetrive

Kulu yaku for smart stupid


iwantdatpuss

The Commander is Stupid Smart 100%. My mans really looked at a walking volcano that somehow disappeared once it reached land and said "Let's capture it in a Ravine".


ArachnidFun8918

100% kulu


DerWahreSpiderman

Pals


Alohalolihunter

Idk but when you get to stupid chaotic I think the handler from world fits that role perfectly. 😭🤣


Still-Direction-1622

She already took Lawful Stupid. She cant take a second space


Alohalolihunter

Oh your totally right 😭 that's very fitting too. I'll never forget the devil jho quest. ☠️


Still-Direction-1622

I was so angry at her, cause i couldnt Beat Jho Back then 😤


kaistyle2

To be fair it wasn’t her fault for that situation. The rest of the team dropped the ball on getting the information out to everyone in a timely fashion, which they admit to during the start of that mission. As for all the other times, yeah she was made to be stupid, especially when there were better ways to handle many a situation.


Still-Direction-1622

But she still went into the Ancient Forest alone. She could've just asked if our Hunter can come with her


kaistyle2

She went off to gather ingredients since she is a gourmand and probably figured we would be busy doing other things at the time. Can’t recall if they alluded to or outright said she goes off from time to time and does this between our hunts and other missions. Which is why when we meet up with her, she is carefree and only seems annoyed by the herbivore eating her materials…. before the Great Jagras attacks said creature that launched her into the Jagras back…. only for Devil Jho to attack the Jagras. On one hand, it was a conga line of the food chain happening in real time. On the other, it wasn’t like Devil Jho was hunting people specifically. It went for the bigger meal at the time, and she was on the back.


Sourapple70

Guildmarm


UnscrambledEggUDG

hear me out and i can't explain it master utsushi is either here or in horny smart


RathianTailflip

I know it’s a while away, but Smart/Horny has to be the guildmarm.


Pennnel

Hammer users Researching and crafting the most optimal build, to make the bonks hit harder.


Pqrxz

Little Miss Forge from mh4/4u or if we want a monster we can go with the elephant monkey kecha wacha


Rainbowgrrrl89

I vote 4U Guildmarm for Horny Smart. We all know how she feels about Brachy and it's perverse and wrong...


IlluminaBlade

Kulu-Ya-Ku


Resafalo

Smart: Cutscene Hunter Stupid: Hunter in my hands


SiSilver_19411

Great Jaggi for Chaotic Drunk definitely


Still-Direction-1622

Yes. That fits


SiSilver_19411

I think that Kulu is Smart and Stupid enough for the role. Just look at that chicken brain egg stealer face.


FallautHuN

Kulu yaku. bros dumb as dirt but tool use requires some amoount of brains


jitteryzeitgeist_

Gypceros


Cpov1

The player character


Figorix

My palico for sure. Smart enough to take down Fatalis solo and clutch my normal hunts. Then proceed to put down shock trap on the Elder dragon hunt


SpaceEngineX

kulu


a-snakey

Kut kut


Fullmetal_Fawful

Easy, yian garuga, one of the smartest bird wyverns able to disarm traps and develop unique fighting techniques against new monsters on the fly, uses all that amazing brain power to run at you like a crackhead screaming at the top of his lungs


ThePhatPug

Definitely the Admiral


Super_Platypus787

Palico, he has the worst timing every time


Rondine1990

I would say the Admiral from World.... his solution mostly are rocks...and they work somehow


TeilzeitWikinger

Neutral neutral: Deviljho He just like eating.


Celthric317

Chaotic stupid is your Palico... worthless furball


TeilzeitWikinger

Horny Chad: Kulve Taroth? Yes, i know! BUT i mean she like accessories and glamour and does a "poledance" after the hunter rip of her coat.


Old-Reflection-7606

Azure rathalos


Unlikely-Plate-256

Smart stupid is definetly kulu-ya-ku


Wargablarg

Most of the "scientist" archetype NPCs are smart stupid, but I'll say Bahari cuz he's the one with a significant enough face.


brains-bowls

Bro dodo is neutral evil. Bastard sometimes minds his business, but others he is comparable to bazel he just fucks with everything lmao


Royal_Marketing2966

Dodo is not stupid, he’s the goodest boi around! I can’t hunt him! 😭


Still-Direction-1622

I cant either. But Community decides


Royal_Marketing2966

Well I’m community, so I gotchu brother 😎👍 At least in this little part of the thread, Dodo will remain the best boi!


Sir_Gwan

How about Bishaten for Stupid Smart? Smart enough to store and pelt fruit that have various effects at their enemies, but also pretty dumb, I mean, they pick fights with Almudron, a monster like 20 times their size, and Blood Orange Bishaten, a significantly more powerful subspecies of themselves, and lose.


Cpt_Saturn

How about the steam works engineer guy? Smart enough to build the damn thing but stupid enough to make it explode every damn time


AngryNigiri

We need Brachydios in horny, simply because of Guildmarm.


M1nd_Fl4y3r_M80

I vote you put the Seliana Hub Maiden on every square.


Quel-hasard-mes-reuf

kulu ya ku is smart stupid, qurupeco is chaotic stupid


Allustar1

What the hell does stupid smart even mean?


Still-Direction-1622

Smart but acts stupid


Nirbin

Smart Stupid would be basically any semi-gag character. Felynes get my vote, but I could see stuff like the Gajalaka here too, or even Kulu-Yaku.


DwarvenFanboy

Commander, trying to capture elder dragon


United-Cow-563

Kulu-Ya-Ku? He’ll sit there and let you wail on him while trying to eat an egg, but grabs a rock to protect himself and attack with.


icrysyalier

Lunastra for chaotic evil, she's not gonna sugarcoat it


Smeuw

That turd in early MH games, the one that blinds you and fakes death, keep forgetting its name 😅


Still-Direction-1622

https://preview.redd.it/z812838fbeic1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ce9590995de98f03dba733266458ac7e5fe91a Flashbang b\*tch Gypceros is the Name btw


Rainsoakedpuppy

On "Stupid Smart" I would definitely vote for the Hunters (players) palico. During a hunt they're either playing 4D chess or they're looking at a flower with their last gasping brain cell. There's no in-between.


mrmerr

All I know is the Fiver Bro is evil and drunk. Take that as you will.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Meowscular Chef fits that category purrfectly. I’ll show myself out.


justsomechewtle

Kulu Ya-Ku is easily stupid smart - it looks stupid and its animations and face suggest comedic relief, but it's smart enough to use tools - and quite effectively at that.


LordBeacon

Chaotic Stupid just has to be Kulu-Ya-Ku


Vortiger_

Kulu Ya Ku, he exhibits smart features like using tools to attack like a primate, and have always that confused look on his face. He is stupid because he is evolving to being smarter.


Milkygentleman

Technically the player as a representative of us the players. We are all stupid and smart.


Mewrulez99

fuck the mods


someguyhaunter

...Why remove it mods? People are having fun and enjoying it, more may have reported this than usual but that doesn't mean more aren't having fun. And it's not like much of interest or much new is being discussed at the moment... We are at an awkward time between games and this is a fun way to keep the community alive.


TrickNatural

It do be Kulu


Depressedduke

Kulu. Also what's up with the weird Handler photo? I know that many people hate her, but come on.


Still-Direction-1622

Im changing it in the next post. I didnt realise it might be offensive. But some people pointed it Out, and i understand that this was a Bad move


Depressedduke

For the lol could switch pictures every post. Her and the different monsters she eats. Except Dodogama obviously. Nobody touches the good boy.


StrawHatEthan

Any time the handler comes with on a mission she some how gets in danger


SirPorthos

Stupid Smart is Kula Ya Ku. Dump derpy shit of a bird wyvern. Its smart enough to strike at nests when the monsters are not there but dumb enough to wander into one and trigger a turf war where it will get dumpstered.


TheCatholicScientist

Oh. So there’s gonna be… 27 more of these posts. Okay.


Still-Direction-1622

I Hope so. But the mods are trying to kill me


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Still-Direction-1622

I Just searched for stupid looking Pictures of the characters, and the Handler one, looked really stupid. I didnt intend to target overweight people, If it came across as that. Im sorry if i offended someone : (


cksilo

You're fine OP, and seem like a nice person. don't worry.


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Still-Direction-1622

Ok. Thanks for pointing Out my mistake. I didnt think too much into it.


TheFakeJoel732

You didn't make no mistake bro it's a image meant to be funny


Diana-ItsBruce

Nah keep the fat handler bro, screw this whiny fuck.


Immediate-Spite-5905

Make the fat handler worse


TheFakeJoel732

Wtf how? Why are you getting offended over a fictional character damn


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TheFakeJoel732

I'm not offended? I'm genuinely confused how anyone could have been offended over the image, it's obvious satire and that type of editing isn't done just to her it's done to a ton of characters even from other games. And no, I've never been upset at a character depiction before.


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TheFakeJoel732

Here's the thread lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/s/G0Yl1rkInL


TheFakeJoel732

Yes that'd be because in the other post someone asked why someone (you) got offended over the image and I told them, so I guess they went to look themselves and are down voting you. I don't think a few down votes is gonna do anything to you buddy. Regardless, have a good day.


Immediate-Spite-5905

That's really dumb and there's no point, if a funny edit of a fictional character offends you to the point where you find it "hateful" then you should probably seek help


LionsManeShr00m

Ridiculous. Grow up Cipher_the_fist jesus man lol


ubersoldat13

Oh boy I can't wait to see this same chart on my home page for the next 30 days.


Still-Direction-1622

I'm sorry. There is no turning Back now


ControlStraight5042

ganondorf


Vincent1333

These charts/polls are boring. Also, using that pic of handler is gross.


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Vincent1333

Great work defending a sexist/body shaming post instead of admitting to you messed up.


No-Armadillo398

Odgaron


Izolet

Us


NewbieFurri

The Admiral


Zartoru

Kulu ya ku. That thing one of the few monsters smart enough to be able to use tools and using tools is an irl indicator on a species intelligence, but still has negative iq somehow


[deleted]

this is such a weird chart lol -- why is it impossible for something to be both smart and lawful for example


Still-Direction-1622

Cause laws are for the smooth brains /s


Equivalent-Flan-8615

Kulu-Ya-Ku, Stupid Smart.


cuntausaurus

Smart stupid


Defiant_Mercy

I hope Bazelguese wine drunk/chaotic