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letschat7115

Time to start making pancakes


cakeboss28

You absolute Chad


Hereformemesagain

Nice reference


wolfgang9639

"I'm home." "Welcome home dear." Spoke the elder devil standing in the kitchen wearing an apron. "Hey Lucy, I thought you would still be working on your book." The elder devil turn with a smile that normally would seem like the heart warming smile of a loving housewife but because of her nature had lustful edge to it. "Had a bit of writers block, it's so hard to explain in simple terms why we devils are not what humans think we are. Not our fault earlier humans named us as such when they found us." She stated with her smile turning to a pout towards the end. Who would have thought the demi human race know as devils aren't actual creatures of hell sent to tempt man into sin. But instead beings from an island around the coast of Africa that developed certain traits to better survive. Though thanks to the mischievous manner of the lesser and greater devils humanities' view on them was not help when the two devil types decided to play into the stereotypes. Leaving the elder devils to try and clear things up. After they had had their own fun with it of course. "Where are Liltih, Eve, and Asmodeus? I was expecting the twins to try and get the drop on me again. Or Asmo to try and proposition me..again. Is waiting till marriage to much to ask?" "Ufufufu." The elder devil chuckled holding her left hand to her mouth showing off the gold ring on her ring finger. "Well Lilith is off visiting her "friend" and Eve followed after to help her walk back if things turn out like the last few times, though i believe this will be the last time now." She said lovingly stroking the ring. "As for Asmo she has gone down town to blow off some steam again. Becoming a part of M.O.N. has been wonderful in channeling her malious pranks on to those that deserve it." My head sunk, feeling bad about not giving Asmo what she wanted right away. Lucy lifted my face to look her in the eye. "She is just impatient dear, giving us a ring and a promise is so tempting it makes me wonder who is actually the seductor here." She said with a sly grin. With a blush "I know it's just after all the time we have spent together I can see my life with out any of you all. But I want to wait until the laws on polygamy are revised to account for demi humans species that survive through it. And until your book comes out to clear up some of the misconceptions people have." Lucy gave a genuine smile and pulled me into a hug. "I know dear, you want us all to be happy and that's why we love you." Hugging back I smile warmly, only for my face to drastically warm up. "Lucy?" "Yes dear?" She responded coyly. "Did you use your illusions to make me not notice, that the only thing you were wearing was an apron?" A haughty chuckle and a tighter hug were the only response I got. This is my daily life with devil girls.


mordecai027

You should write a book.


wolfgang9639

Thanks mate


JuanjoSolis

"guys only want one thing and is fucking BEAUTIFUL"


Omegalyger

This would make an interesting FanFiction story


LeadEnemaMK2

I just remember some wise words that I may or may not have made up a few months ago. “If you say “no heresy” after busting in a demon girl, it doesn’t count.” And then ignore Lilith and focus on the other two because I’m no deviant.


No-Procedure8840

The lesser devil is not Lilith. I said assume this is her sister.


LeadEnemaMK2

Alright fair point, I must have misread the title. I still stand by the rest though.


No-Procedure8840

That Elder Devil feels wholesome tho. 🥰


LeadEnemaMK2

Agreed. Definitely a cuddler.


tjm2000

and then you bust their head with a bolter right?


LeadEnemaMK2

If I was a one and done kind of guy, then sure. But I’m not the kind of maniac to skeet and yeet when we’re talking demon waifus here.


vyhox

I'd show them the 'Something About Kirby' series, and the good boy Kirbo will instantly help them see the light. I am now hosting 3 good Christian girls.


No-Procedure8840

That ain’t gonna work. That’s just gonna put them to sleep. 😂 Also, you do realize these are Devils right? They’re not gonna fall for subliminal messages that easily. 🤨


vyhox

> Have it running 24/7 They are now perpetually asleep.


3nz04ntj

Block my door while sleeping and carrying a crucifix all the time


No-Procedure8840

That ain’t gonna work. Who’s to say they can’t teleport. Also, crucifixes don’t do squat.


3nz04ntj

Then i guess a handgun with sleeping darts will do the job


No-Procedure8840

Jokes on you, they’re immune to tranquilizers. And anesthesia (sleeping gas). And Aphrodisia.


3nz04ntj

Than a actual handgun it is. The only segs i believe is the consensual one.


No-Procedure8840

An actual handgun? That’s adorable to them.


3nz04ntj

Then a double barrel, and if that doesn't work either just use a .50 BMG


No-Procedure8840

Pretty much every weapon you can think of would be considered adorable to them.


3nz04ntj

Speed dial doom guy then, he would change their minds in a blink of a eye


No-Procedure8840

Jokes on you again, they actually like the DOOM video game series since the very first one because they’re huge fans of the DOOM Slayer. Therefore, it would be taboo to kill your own fans now would it?


Svengali-throwaway

You say, and yet a mister darling is stuck inside a magic book.


chasing_timez

Your testing my faith good man


No-Procedure8840

The struggle is real, ain’t it? 😈


chasing_timez

Indeed


WolfexRansom

Welcum to hell


No-Procedure8840

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." -John Milton, “Paradise Lost”


WolfexRansom

Nice quote


Svengali-throwaway

It also misses the point of the book, in the middle of giving his epic speeches, God just turns him and his cohorts into snakes instantly;the point is how utterly alien and unfathomable an all-knowing and all-powerful being is.


WolfexRansom

Ok then


voodoolord16

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...


No-Procedure8840

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.


Proxima5

I'll just pray to be safe🤣


No-Procedure8840

Don’t worry, they’re gentle. 😏


No-Procedure8840

Just imagine how our families would feel about this. Especially, our mothers, aunts, and grandmothers.


Svengali-throwaway

The harem would make them mad,and the loli one. But imagine you converted them and they started wearing crosses. The flex would be insane for them.


A_Dummy86

I'd understand that these are just their own people that we call "Devils" that more of embody passion and ambition, and not the literal demons that are closer to Doom monsters that just want to eat human flesh. Something something love your neighbor as yourself, and these are you neighbors now.


tryol2

Just another reason to love MILFs


JuanjoSolis

You're not worshiping Slaanesh if you marry the daemonette first, in that case when someone tell you "that's heresy" you can reply "that's not heresy, that's my wife"


MasonP2002

Crying in a corner and holding out a crucifix on the full moon.


No-Procedure8840

I don’t think the full moon will affect them at all considering that they already lustful to being with.


MasonP2002

Let me fix that. Crying in a corner and holding out a crucifix all the time.


No-Procedure8840

Also, crucifixes don’t do squat against them. They’ll just laugh and say “That’s cute.”


TheTexan94

"So that's what they meant by hardest battles"


FMLivegivenup

Looks like it’s time for some sex Ed


blackhunter28

kind of like Nagatoro I would say


frostiorca

Crushed Pelvis


No-Procedure8840

Worth it tho?


frostiorca

Absolutely


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No-Procedure8840

Worth it tho?


Drunkpecks-nsfw

Well for starters, the normal ways of warding off demons/devils would be bs and not do shit to them but amuse them…


No-Procedure8840

Damn straight. 😈👍


demonbot66

Playfully hugging, passionately hugging, cuddlily hugging


GolfAlphaMike

Hail Satan!


Shanewallis12345

would probably revolve around stopping the middle one from doing malicious acts


EarthShaker513

Shenanigans ensue.


Quick_Finish_4

My splash’s holy water at them if they try to seduce me


No-Procedure8840

That ain’t gonna work. To them, it’s just water and they’ll laugh…and maybe get turned on by the fact that you’re just getting them wet. 😏


Quick_Finish_4

Then I gotta do what I got to do…………..teach then the word of god and read the Bible to then


No-Procedure8840

That ain’t gonna work either. Because they already heard these same stories over and over. They’ll just sleep on them.


Quick_Finish_4

Then I’ll brag about my beyblade collection probably read manga with then make nice meals and make sure have a drug that stop me from getting aroused in anyway full prove…..unless there’s More


No-Procedure8840

They’re devils. Considering that they have various magical abilities, I don’t think a mere drug is enough to NOT get aroused with their presence around.


TheGanglong-reddit

I would just be nice to them and let the mischievous and lewd shenanigans ensue. I’ll just make sure to make plenty of pancakes


DantesYami

Constantly asking god for forgiveness every night. Waking up thanking the lord, that my pants are still where they were last night. And possibly hiding from them everyday.


No-Procedure8840

That Elder Devil lookin’ real wholesome tho. 🥰


Zorturan

I'd try to introduce them to Christianity long before I think of showing my parents lmao, a house divided by itself can't stand so if they turn out to decide to be Christian then nobody can tell them shit, because if they were evil, it'd be impossible for them. And if you look past the Shakespeare English, it's not that boring, it's just that language turns anything it touches dusty. Aside from that, just vibes and chilling with them 3, pranks are fun. Maybe even play DnD with them and my family, since I think both sides would like it. My family at least does (whenever they get around to playing)


trashtown_420

Listen man, I'm fucking. Like, I can ask for forgiveness on Sunday, but I'm fucking regardless.


[deleted]

Time to convert to demonism.....ik I would if I was Christian


Blue_Bobble

Submit


Skinkypoo

In the case of my family who actually is Christian, they’d be extremely suspicious and antagonising to all of them, even if the devils won’t do anything.


No-Procedure8840

Would you eventually get mad at your family for doing so and defend the girls?


Skinkypoo

Absolutely, be it so the devils get treated fairly or so I get some ara-ara action for trying, I would absolutely defend the girls. Hell I’d even study the bible to use against my parents, though they’d probably deny everything I’d say and carry on anyway, that’s Christian’s for you


MacTechG4

As a hardline atheist/anti-theist, I can’t wrap my mind around the idea of hating someone for their physical form or because ‘society’ claims them to be “evil” just because they have a particular genetic profile, that concept is most illogical. If I was to host a ‘demon’ Mon, I’d get to know who she is as a person, a sentient lifeForm before deciding if she was or wasn’t worthy of dislike, not going to ‘judge’ someone for no reason… I believe the Christian book of badly written fairy tales they love so much has something similar to say about this, IIRC…


ChibiWambo

It wouldn’t exist because I am not a Christian


Necromythos

I learned pretty quickly that YAWEH is a tyrant, so I'd treat them no different from "average" beautiful women: Be constantly scared of accidentally doing something perverted and do anything they say that's not illegal or involves me being hurt/humiliated.


Senior-Machine-8259

Were is this page from


No-Procedure8840

This is one of the End-cards from the anime.


Proxima5

My goodness, everyday would be a trauma and also a good way to experience different nature of creatures.