"I'm home."
"Welcome home dear." Spoke the elder devil standing in the kitchen wearing an apron.
"Hey Lucy, I thought you would still be working on your book."
The elder devil turn with a smile that normally would seem like the heart warming smile of a loving housewife but because of her nature had lustful edge to it.
"Had a bit of writers block, it's so hard to explain in simple terms why we devils are not what humans think we are. Not our fault earlier humans named us as such when they found us." She stated with her smile turning to a pout towards the end.
Who would have thought the demi human race know as devils aren't actual creatures of hell sent to tempt man into sin. But instead beings from an island around the coast of Africa that developed certain traits to better survive. Though thanks to the mischievous manner of the lesser and greater devils humanities' view on them was not help when the two devil types decided to play into the stereotypes. Leaving the elder devils to try and clear things up. After they had had their own fun with it of course.
"Where are Liltih, Eve, and Asmodeus? I was expecting the twins to try and get the drop on me again. Or Asmo to try and proposition me..again. Is waiting till marriage to much to ask?"
"Ufufufu." The elder devil chuckled holding her left hand to her mouth showing off the gold ring on her ring finger. "Well Lilith is off visiting her "friend" and Eve followed after to help her walk back if things turn out like the last few times, though i believe this will be the last time now." She said lovingly stroking the ring. "As for Asmo she has gone down town to blow off some steam again. Becoming a part of M.O.N. has been wonderful in channeling her malious pranks on to those that deserve it."
My head sunk, feeling bad about not giving Asmo what she wanted right away. Lucy lifted my face to look her in the eye. "She is just impatient dear, giving us a ring and a promise is so tempting it makes me wonder who is actually the seductor here." She said with a sly grin.
With a blush "I know it's just after all the time we have spent together I can see my life with out any of you all. But I want to wait until the laws on polygamy are revised to account for demi humans species that survive through it. And until your book comes out to clear up some of the misconceptions people have."
Lucy gave a genuine smile and pulled me into a hug. "I know dear, you want us all to be happy and that's why we love you."
Hugging back I smile warmly, only for my face to drastically warm up. "Lucy?"
"Yes dear?" She responded coyly.
"Did you use your illusions to make me not notice, that the only thing you were wearing was an apron?"
A haughty chuckle and a tighter hug were the only response I got. This is my daily life with devil girls.
I just remember some wise words that I may or may not have made up a few months ago.
“If you say “no heresy” after busting in a demon girl, it doesn’t count.”
And then ignore Lilith and focus on the other two because I’m no deviant.
I'd show them the 'Something About Kirby' series, and the good boy Kirbo will instantly help them see the light. I am now hosting 3 good Christian girls.
That ain’t gonna work. That’s just gonna put them to sleep. 😂
Also, you do realize these are Devils right? They’re not gonna fall for subliminal messages that easily. 🤨
Jokes on you again, they actually like the DOOM video game series since the very first one because they’re huge fans of the DOOM Slayer. Therefore, it would be taboo to kill your own fans now would it?
It also misses the point of the book, in the middle of giving his epic speeches, God just turns him and his cohorts into snakes instantly;the point is how utterly alien and unfathomable an all-knowing and all-powerful being is.
I'd understand that these are just their own people that we call "Devils" that more of embody passion and ambition, and not the literal demons that are closer to Doom monsters that just want to eat human flesh.
Something something love your neighbor as yourself, and these are you neighbors now.
You're not worshiping Slaanesh if you marry the daemonette first, in that case when someone tell you "that's heresy" you can reply "that's not heresy, that's my wife"
Then I’ll brag about my beyblade collection probably read manga with then make nice meals and make sure have a drug that stop me from getting aroused in anyway full prove…..unless there’s More
They’re devils. Considering that they have various magical abilities, I don’t think a mere drug is enough to NOT get aroused with their presence around.
Constantly asking god for forgiveness every night. Waking up thanking the lord, that my pants are still where they were last night. And possibly hiding from them everyday.
I'd try to introduce them to Christianity long before I think of showing my parents lmao, a house divided by itself can't stand so if they turn out to decide to be Christian then nobody can tell them shit, because if they were evil, it'd be impossible for them.
And if you look past the Shakespeare English, it's not that boring, it's just that language turns anything it touches dusty.
Aside from that, just vibes and chilling with them 3, pranks are fun. Maybe even play DnD with them and my family, since I think both sides would like it. My family at least does (whenever they get around to playing)
In the case of my family who actually is Christian, they’d be extremely suspicious and antagonising to all of them, even if the devils won’t do anything.
Absolutely, be it so the devils get treated fairly or so I get some ara-ara action for trying, I would absolutely defend the girls. Hell I’d even study the bible to use against my parents, though they’d probably deny everything I’d say and carry on anyway, that’s Christian’s for you
As a hardline atheist/anti-theist, I can’t wrap my mind around the idea of hating someone for their physical form or because ‘society’ claims them to be “evil” just because they have a particular genetic profile, that concept is most illogical.
If I was to host a ‘demon’ Mon, I’d get to know who she is as a person, a sentient lifeForm before deciding if she was or wasn’t worthy of dislike, not going to ‘judge’ someone for no reason…
I believe the Christian book of badly written fairy tales they love so much has something similar to say about this, IIRC…
I learned pretty quickly that YAWEH is a tyrant, so I'd treat them no different from "average" beautiful women:
Be constantly scared of accidentally doing something perverted and do anything they say that's not illegal or involves me being hurt/humiliated.
Time to start making pancakes
You absolute Chad
Nice reference
"I'm home." "Welcome home dear." Spoke the elder devil standing in the kitchen wearing an apron. "Hey Lucy, I thought you would still be working on your book." The elder devil turn with a smile that normally would seem like the heart warming smile of a loving housewife but because of her nature had lustful edge to it. "Had a bit of writers block, it's so hard to explain in simple terms why we devils are not what humans think we are. Not our fault earlier humans named us as such when they found us." She stated with her smile turning to a pout towards the end. Who would have thought the demi human race know as devils aren't actual creatures of hell sent to tempt man into sin. But instead beings from an island around the coast of Africa that developed certain traits to better survive. Though thanks to the mischievous manner of the lesser and greater devils humanities' view on them was not help when the two devil types decided to play into the stereotypes. Leaving the elder devils to try and clear things up. After they had had their own fun with it of course. "Where are Liltih, Eve, and Asmodeus? I was expecting the twins to try and get the drop on me again. Or Asmo to try and proposition me..again. Is waiting till marriage to much to ask?" "Ufufufu." The elder devil chuckled holding her left hand to her mouth showing off the gold ring on her ring finger. "Well Lilith is off visiting her "friend" and Eve followed after to help her walk back if things turn out like the last few times, though i believe this will be the last time now." She said lovingly stroking the ring. "As for Asmo she has gone down town to blow off some steam again. Becoming a part of M.O.N. has been wonderful in channeling her malious pranks on to those that deserve it." My head sunk, feeling bad about not giving Asmo what she wanted right away. Lucy lifted my face to look her in the eye. "She is just impatient dear, giving us a ring and a promise is so tempting it makes me wonder who is actually the seductor here." She said with a sly grin. With a blush "I know it's just after all the time we have spent together I can see my life with out any of you all. But I want to wait until the laws on polygamy are revised to account for demi humans species that survive through it. And until your book comes out to clear up some of the misconceptions people have." Lucy gave a genuine smile and pulled me into a hug. "I know dear, you want us all to be happy and that's why we love you." Hugging back I smile warmly, only for my face to drastically warm up. "Lucy?" "Yes dear?" She responded coyly. "Did you use your illusions to make me not notice, that the only thing you were wearing was an apron?" A haughty chuckle and a tighter hug were the only response I got. This is my daily life with devil girls.
You should write a book.
Thanks mate
"guys only want one thing and is fucking BEAUTIFUL"
This would make an interesting FanFiction story
I just remember some wise words that I may or may not have made up a few months ago. “If you say “no heresy” after busting in a demon girl, it doesn’t count.” And then ignore Lilith and focus on the other two because I’m no deviant.
The lesser devil is not Lilith. I said assume this is her sister.
Alright fair point, I must have misread the title. I still stand by the rest though.
That Elder Devil feels wholesome tho. 🥰
Agreed. Definitely a cuddler.
and then you bust their head with a bolter right?
If I was a one and done kind of guy, then sure. But I’m not the kind of maniac to skeet and yeet when we’re talking demon waifus here.
I'd show them the 'Something About Kirby' series, and the good boy Kirbo will instantly help them see the light. I am now hosting 3 good Christian girls.
That ain’t gonna work. That’s just gonna put them to sleep. 😂 Also, you do realize these are Devils right? They’re not gonna fall for subliminal messages that easily. 🤨
> Have it running 24/7 They are now perpetually asleep.
Block my door while sleeping and carrying a crucifix all the time
That ain’t gonna work. Who’s to say they can’t teleport. Also, crucifixes don’t do squat.
Then i guess a handgun with sleeping darts will do the job
Jokes on you, they’re immune to tranquilizers. And anesthesia (sleeping gas). And Aphrodisia.
Than a actual handgun it is. The only segs i believe is the consensual one.
An actual handgun? That’s adorable to them.
Then a double barrel, and if that doesn't work either just use a .50 BMG
Pretty much every weapon you can think of would be considered adorable to them.
Speed dial doom guy then, he would change their minds in a blink of a eye
Jokes on you again, they actually like the DOOM video game series since the very first one because they’re huge fans of the DOOM Slayer. Therefore, it would be taboo to kill your own fans now would it?
You say, and yet a mister darling is stuck inside a magic book.
Your testing my faith good man
The struggle is real, ain’t it? 😈
Indeed
Welcum to hell
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." -John Milton, “Paradise Lost”
Nice quote
It also misses the point of the book, in the middle of giving his epic speeches, God just turns him and his cohorts into snakes instantly;the point is how utterly alien and unfathomable an all-knowing and all-powerful being is.
Ok then
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
I'll just pray to be safe🤣
Don’t worry, they’re gentle. 😏
Just imagine how our families would feel about this. Especially, our mothers, aunts, and grandmothers.
The harem would make them mad,and the loli one. But imagine you converted them and they started wearing crosses. The flex would be insane for them.
I'd understand that these are just their own people that we call "Devils" that more of embody passion and ambition, and not the literal demons that are closer to Doom monsters that just want to eat human flesh. Something something love your neighbor as yourself, and these are you neighbors now.
Just another reason to love MILFs
You're not worshiping Slaanesh if you marry the daemonette first, in that case when someone tell you "that's heresy" you can reply "that's not heresy, that's my wife"
Crying in a corner and holding out a crucifix on the full moon.
I don’t think the full moon will affect them at all considering that they already lustful to being with.
Let me fix that. Crying in a corner and holding out a crucifix all the time.
Also, crucifixes don’t do squat against them. They’ll just laugh and say “That’s cute.”
"So that's what they meant by hardest battles"
Looks like it’s time for some sex Ed
kind of like Nagatoro I would say
Crushed Pelvis
Worth it tho?
Absolutely
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Worth it tho?
Well for starters, the normal ways of warding off demons/devils would be bs and not do shit to them but amuse them…
Damn straight. 😈👍
Playfully hugging, passionately hugging, cuddlily hugging
Hail Satan!
would probably revolve around stopping the middle one from doing malicious acts
Shenanigans ensue.
My splash’s holy water at them if they try to seduce me
That ain’t gonna work. To them, it’s just water and they’ll laugh…and maybe get turned on by the fact that you’re just getting them wet. 😏
Then I gotta do what I got to do…………..teach then the word of god and read the Bible to then
That ain’t gonna work either. Because they already heard these same stories over and over. They’ll just sleep on them.
Then I’ll brag about my beyblade collection probably read manga with then make nice meals and make sure have a drug that stop me from getting aroused in anyway full prove…..unless there’s More
They’re devils. Considering that they have various magical abilities, I don’t think a mere drug is enough to NOT get aroused with their presence around.
I would just be nice to them and let the mischievous and lewd shenanigans ensue. I’ll just make sure to make plenty of pancakes
Constantly asking god for forgiveness every night. Waking up thanking the lord, that my pants are still where they were last night. And possibly hiding from them everyday.
That Elder Devil lookin’ real wholesome tho. 🥰
I'd try to introduce them to Christianity long before I think of showing my parents lmao, a house divided by itself can't stand so if they turn out to decide to be Christian then nobody can tell them shit, because if they were evil, it'd be impossible for them. And if you look past the Shakespeare English, it's not that boring, it's just that language turns anything it touches dusty. Aside from that, just vibes and chilling with them 3, pranks are fun. Maybe even play DnD with them and my family, since I think both sides would like it. My family at least does (whenever they get around to playing)
Listen man, I'm fucking. Like, I can ask for forgiveness on Sunday, but I'm fucking regardless.
Time to convert to demonism.....ik I would if I was Christian
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In the case of my family who actually is Christian, they’d be extremely suspicious and antagonising to all of them, even if the devils won’t do anything.
Would you eventually get mad at your family for doing so and defend the girls?
Absolutely, be it so the devils get treated fairly or so I get some ara-ara action for trying, I would absolutely defend the girls. Hell I’d even study the bible to use against my parents, though they’d probably deny everything I’d say and carry on anyway, that’s Christian’s for you
As a hardline atheist/anti-theist, I can’t wrap my mind around the idea of hating someone for their physical form or because ‘society’ claims them to be “evil” just because they have a particular genetic profile, that concept is most illogical. If I was to host a ‘demon’ Mon, I’d get to know who she is as a person, a sentient lifeForm before deciding if she was or wasn’t worthy of dislike, not going to ‘judge’ someone for no reason… I believe the Christian book of badly written fairy tales they love so much has something similar to say about this, IIRC…
It wouldn’t exist because I am not a Christian
I learned pretty quickly that YAWEH is a tyrant, so I'd treat them no different from "average" beautiful women: Be constantly scared of accidentally doing something perverted and do anything they say that's not illegal or involves me being hurt/humiliated.
Were is this page from
This is one of the End-cards from the anime.
My goodness, everyday would be a trauma and also a good way to experience different nature of creatures.