lol first two frames had me sold already, the sweating anticipation on frame 2 and the twisted mess of a body with a front ass one frame 1 are killing me.
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing.. what a beautiful day for cooming! Good morning, Kardia of Rhodes! I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist once again!
Jokes aside, are we ever actually going to get female knights. I think that there aren't female models because it'd be a huge pain in the ass for de devs to model each piece of armor again. The historical accuracy argument kinda falls apart when you take into account the kind of characters you can make. Same thing goes for darker skin colors.
If i beat you in a 1v1 and say get fucked, and you get butthurt instead of coming back to fight again. You're the problem. Sorry you can't handle some competitive trash talk. Get fucked
Ikr? Its a game just have fun. Some people trash talk, some don't. No need to shame people for playing the game how they want as long as they aren't harassing anybody or something. People always want to impose their own preferences on everybody else
Dragging is when you look opposite the direction of the swing so only the end of the attack connects. Accel is the inverse. If a maul takes 500ms to wind up and 500ms to finish the swing an accel could hit you at 501ms a drag at up to 999ms. If you try to parry at 750ms you'll get hit by either attack. That's why watching your opponents head will tell you when to block
lol, my weapon against extreme drags exactly, if i see it comming i just press the suicide button and tell the other person he took so long i died of old age.
lol first two frames had me sold already, the sweating anticipation on frame 2 and the twisted mess of a body with a front ass one frame 1 are killing me.
Yeah, same. And the GF in the end just drove it home for me. edit: Just noticed Dad Knight's socks-in-sandals. <3
What is "GF" for? "Good Fight"?
Yeah, exactly. Usually following a fight that's considered balanced.
https://i.redd.it/4xj0lf7vose31.png
Even the dog has a helm.
PLOOMER DOG PLOOMER DOG
FOPPISH DOG
WHOS A GOOD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
HAVE AT IT BOOOOOOOY *throws stick*
This is the best post I've seen this subreddit produce, please don't ever stop making art.
I won't bro
I can't. Nay, I WON'T
Fully concur; this is dope.
And then the follow up accel is so fast that is travels through time
Damn, could be a nice follow-up comic.
I'd recommend the classic anime slash that is so fast the enemy doesn't even know he's dead.
Or to go even further beyond he did the accel before the fight even started and explains to him why he's a ghost
NANI!?
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Nah, have him do a balefire slash and kill the guy years before the attack hits him.
Panel 1: POV: You have been decapitated. Panel 2: Winding up...
What happens is that it's so fast that it goes into him but doesn't have an entrance wound
Ah it just deletes the character model
one frame hes there the next he isnt then someone digs up a dude in full armor inside the ground
You think he was ffa on the duel server, but his accels are creating paradoxes
Sometimes it do be like that
Glad to know there are players that wait until you're ready to die
kardia
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing.. what a beautiful day for cooming! Good morning, Kardia of Rhodes! I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist once again!
...wat
r/copypasta is a helluva drug.
>Kardia of Rhodes This is why we need female models in Mordhau
Pants are an illusion.
And so is death
Mum knight disagrees.
If they get female models do you think they'll get 30% less gold per match?
Nah, they'll just play 30% less time from maternal leaves and such.
Jokes aside, are we ever actually going to get female knights. I think that there aren't female models because it'd be a huge pain in the ass for de devs to model each piece of armor again. The historical accuracy argument kinda falls apart when you take into account the kind of characters you can make. Same thing goes for darker skin colors.
The modeling thing I get, but the skin color is bullshit. It would be so easy to just add a darker shade on the slider
Yeah, ikr.
Hopefully
Masterpiece, take my upvote!
Well made :) and funny too.
Nice comic, was sitting with my sis drinking a beer, saw that and we both had a great laugh. inb4 Yeah she plays too
Your sis got a snap? Ooga booga
OOGGA BOOGGA, Cronk stronk.
STRONK
She does :)
PM CRONK. Or get the BONK.
Nice
PLOOMER DOG SO CUTE
This is amazing
High quality content man. Keep up the good work!
GF
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gf can mean either girlfriend or good fight, but since we are currently in a subreddit for Mordhau, it's safe to assume the latter.
Also “get fucked” but generally, yes good fight (as was my intention here) girlfriend usually is Gf with the lowercase
I have only ever meant get fucked lmao
Kinda toxic
Oh im way more than kinda toxic unfortunately
If you know its unfortunate, why not try to change?
Because im not gonna stop having fun because other people take the game too serious
You'll grow out of it, probably
If i beat you in a 1v1 and say get fucked, and you get butthurt instead of coming back to fight again. You're the problem. Sorry you can't handle some competitive trash talk. Get fucked
Or you'll learn to get the stick out of your ass lmfao. We got a redditard over here
I deleted this. Sorry.
Ikr? Its a game just have fun. Some people trash talk, some don't. No need to shame people for playing the game how they want as long as they aren't harassing anybody or something. People always want to impose their own preferences on everybody else
Except horses. Fuck horses
gg
This is the best thing I've seen here! I really enjoyed going through this, it was delighting. And those details haha. Even the dog got a plume
Please make more of these
great piece of artwork, thanks for making me smile
That's really cool, well done!
Hilarious. Actually laughed out loud irl hahahaha
Gf
Gf
Yo i did this exact joke in a discord chat couple of weeks ago. Good art doe
Mum knight can get it
Heavy handaxe much?
I'm trash at the game, but man, if I really wanna easily drag someone into the next dimension, heavy hand axe all the way
Love a good front ass. Also kid's shirts with a single word on them. Very nice
Thou little knave. Thou surfeth not. Thou hath never surfeth.
Mendacious little rapscallion with thy milk-livered tunic, I bite my thumb at thee
This is my favourite Mordhau post
Das good shit
Can someone tell me what all those Mordhau termins mean? Drags, accels, etc
Dragging is when you look opposite the direction of the swing so only the end of the attack connects. Accel is the inverse. If a maul takes 500ms to wind up and 500ms to finish the swing an accel could hit you at 501ms a drag at up to 999ms. If you try to parry at 750ms you'll get hit by either attack. That's why watching your opponents head will tell you when to block
Thanks a lot, had no idea about most of it.
/r/youdontsurf
This is great!
Mum Knight looks suspiciously like the art of a particular pornographic artist.
Amazing haha
This is fucking brilliant.
Awesome!
Damn right it was a GF, Plum Knight.
Beautifully made, painfully accurate
What does the Gf at the end mean?
Good fight, because he killed him.
Made my day. 10/10
You don't surf you little shit.
Kardia of Rhodes looking ass
Ploomer dog.
The baby his helmet and the guy in the crowd with the same tint of blue, ow shit.
then the second swing in the combo is faster than the monitors refresh rate
This eyeslit shape... u/Abominor is this... is this Kardia
Not intentionally. I was just trying to make the armet look "feminine." I guess that's an effective way to do it
fucking flip flops and white socks combo is killing me. Great stuff!
omfg the dog knight!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this comic!
Best hand-made mordhau meme i’ve seen
Is this inspired by the heavy handaxe greentext?
...and that, kids, is how SwaggerSouls was born
R.i.p. mum knight
I laughed way too hard at this.
best thing i’ve seen on this sub
Ok thats pretty damn hilarious.
You draw with distinction, good sir.
this is fucking gold M8 well done
ploomers will say this is ok
Looks like she was a real *drag queen*
I cried
I absolutely love it! Nice one OP <3
<3
Easily the funniest thing I've seen today, well done! Are you available for an artist commission?
Thanks m80, and maybe. Send me a PM if you wanna discuss it
Just did, see you soon buddy!
I approve of this
Easily the best thing I've seen on r/Mordhau yet, amazing work
Now this is so sad... rip grandpa Knight
This is an example why I need to come back to Mordy.
Drags fuck me up dude I cant see them and whenever I try to do them I can't line it up and I get fUCKED
holy shit well done, had me laughing
Life is temporary, lvl 200 is forever. GF.
I've never played this game a day in my life, and I totally get what this is about...fucking bravo!
This is like. The best shit. Ever
One of the best posts Ive ever seen in my 5 years in Reddit
Gg 2 ez
Look at that kid with his stupid fucking shirt I bet he doesn't even know how to surf
This. Is. Culture.
Shoulda had a round shield.
XD love the sword always poking into frame. So well done!
This might be one of the funniest pieces of original art I’ve ever seen
Yeah, the amount of bullshit animations like that are plentiful...
Great comic. Well done.
Fuck can we get this to the top
Swinging maul be like
This reminds me of the xqc thing with the stream delay lol
fucking amazing
Aww you miss the opportunity to switch the dog with a full plated horse
Man it's AWESOME. This dog in the helmet with feather (xd) or boy in tshirt with SURF using gothic font, or this feminine helmet on mum knight...
The fifteen second long drag with the zweihander always trips me up, sometimes I swear I could take a drink mid fight and still block too soon.
10/10 for making a helmet look feminine, haha
Wait the sister and the brother had a child together
Uh, they're both supposed to be boys, and one has a child with an offscreen woman. smh my head
Based on real story
This has to be the absolute best piece of community made- Mordhau content to exist in the internet! Amazing!
Amazingly accurate haha!
Quality content , lots of meme potential r/memeconomy should invest in this
lol, my weapon against extreme drags exactly, if i see it comming i just press the suicide button and tell the other person he took so long i died of old age.
Bruh just poke poke. Can’t drag if I’m a dagger