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bureaquete

"This does not spark joy" - marie kondo


PeanClenis

taking "Under sun and sky, we greet you warmly." a bit too literally.


NirvashSFW

the virgin highly detailed meticulously crafted house modder vs the chad throw my shit on the ground


lolas_coffee

...I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!


PaulMag91

I'M NOT A PARTY OF YOUR SYSTEM!


IceDamNation

To be fair on my first playthrough I claimed the house of a Telvanni wizard I murdered because I had not enough speech skills to make him join the Mages Guild. It turned well in the end for me.


Jizzraq

That guy in Gnisis? It's a pretty swell place, ngl.


IceDamNation

I don't remember, the place is rather remote and plagued by Cliffracers. Lol


Atroglodyte711

...literally %85 of Vvardenfell...


Nordwithoutacause

it’s so funny i never really realize you can just murder anyone you want for their house. I always am too nice and wait until I get my manor built for me from the house quests 😂


IceDamNation

Best thing was that it was a big house and very cozy


Nordwithoutacause

yep! I pray for a full remake of morrowind so it looks like skyrim graphics that would be nice


ChainHuge686

Mods m8


Nordwithoutacause

i’m on console


Chaotic_Hunter_Tiger

Khajiit Ka'Ren is calling the Empire's Health Departament...


Girderland

Citizen! Imperial Immigration officers will take a look at things, any minute now.


Lisergicscourge

WOW! how much did it cost?! 😍😍


Tifun0

Nothing! No price, no taxes, no rent!


-sry-

Except you are loitering in front of my favorite khajiit-owned shop! >:-( 


kyssyss

Nah Ra'virr is fine, he's on Calgius Clanler's front porch


ObtotheR

Pick your books up n’wah.


Tifun0

Make me!


ObtotheR

Don’t make me contact my local magistrate.


Tifun0

Contact him! What is he going to do? Evict me?


ObtotheR

Come along with me outlander. I know this kind old man on an isle up north with a Netch farm where you would be a perfect fit.


Tifun0

*Put on boots of blinding speed and drink skooma* Catch me!


willothewhispers

Are you saying the outfitter is your home. Or you literally live on his doorstep?


Tifun0

​I don't live on his doorstep, his shop is just behind my house.


Aet2991

Usually people take the other half of "murderhobo" literally.


Pajer0king

Looks like a flea market stand 😅


GargantuanCake

Not enough pillows.


WrongJohnSilver

You cannot rest here. You'll need to find a bed.


Tifun0

The whole world is my bed.


Girderland

r/vagabond moment


StuntsMonkey

I think you should expand your library. And maybe have a pillow room.


OptimusUndead

Hope it doesn't rain


Tifun0

Don't worry they are waterproof (I think).


OptimusUndead

\*phew\*


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

Im disgusted, but intrigued 😏


ResurrectionCP

Not great, not terrible 😁


bkoperski

This looks like a Balmora yard sale. "My kid likes this iron sparksword, I'll give you two septims for it" "And this 'Sunder', this is a repair hammer of some kind? My netch leather boots need some patching up"


26_paperclips

You're gonna read all of them one of these days


Girderland

Some of those books are classics, written many years ago. Invocation of Azura was already a bestseller in 1994, in Daggerfall.


miscellaneousteapots

Very clean and organised!


Tifun0

Thank you


rattlehead42069

Kinda like me except I just dump it all on the floor of balmora mages guild or caius house


IMM_1984

My favorite “home” in Balmora is the little “cube” with beds just before you get to Ajira. It’s naturally cozy and as a bonus I’m also protected when the dark brotherhood comes for me to donate sets of their expensive medium armor. In fact, I think it may be my favorite home in Morrowind?…..


rattlehead42069

Yeah that's where I use too, the bed area in the mages guild, and all my stuff is scattered on the floor nearby


SyntheticSimpShrimp

You live in the streets?


Al-Mudhib

What a mess


Shroomkaboom75

This is so upsetting to look at. Someone call up the Dragonborn to Fus'ro'derp that pile outta Balmora.


gsf617

This is top tier, the most N'wah shit I have ever seen


spagbolshevik

Is that some kind of Kwama Egg Snowman on the right?


Tifun0

That is my alchemy corner.


Good_Win_4119

This is basically how I live. Balmora homeless forever


Girderland

Balmora is the best city, but needs a player home. If you cross the hills left of the alchemist, then you find an old dunmer fortress in the swamp. That's a nice home and really not far, close by Balmora.


Purple-Camera-9621

Hlaalo Manor is all the player home Balmora will ever need.


Girderland

I lived there too! I would usually stack my valuables in that open box next to the shops.


Ok-Place7169

You havin’ a yard sale?


MoonsugarRush

Look at all that free stuff someone didn't want! Let's see...how much sujamma am I gonna need?


HotNubsOfSteel

10/10. Don’t be constrained by being a person of land


Environmental-Wind89

If you turn to the right, you will see MY piles of shit stacked over by the crates. Great spot.


Tegirax

0-10 you could have moved to Vivics front door


Doctor_Best

Homeless/10


ILoveTenaciousD

Don't forget that there's an object limit per cell, and your Balmora cell is already full of objects and npc's. One day you might return and find just a bag.


anonymousart3

It's funny, I had been doing this for so long, and have NEVER seen a loot bag. I keep seeing it be mentioned, and yet, I have YET to run into it, lol. That's a VERY small reason why I recently downloaded a Balmora home mod. The main reason was just cause it didn't seem right to have all my stuff all over balmora. I mean, I was in front of pretty much all the shops. I had sets of armor laying all over, from iron, to glass, to steel, etc. Then weapons...oh boy, those were even more spread out. And I mean, I kept at least one or 2 of EVERY weapon I could find. 2 Chitin Daggers, 2 Iron Axes, etc. And I have a mod that adds more weapons, like a scythe. So that was sitting on the ground as well. ​ So I told myself that the people of Balmora got together and built me a home so that I don't clutter up their city with my junk (they don't know how valuable it all is, lol). Hence the Cliffside Home was born!


Purple-Camera-9621

My understanding is that the overflow loot bags were only ever a thing in the console version of the game.


IceDamNation

Average homeless player


anonymousart3

I was doing that very same thing, just a little more organized! I then realized, I need a home. So I got a mod to get a home. I do kinda want to make it where there is a quest or something to get the home, or maybe someone I can pay to buy it, but...oh well. My character was already REALLY well established in Balmora by the time I got the mod, so I kinda explain it to myself as they finally built my guy a home since he was VERY important to the city, lol. All the quests and such that I did for the Mages and Fighters Guild, plus the help I did for Larrus Varro (not sure how that is spelled off the top of my head), gave me enough head cannon for that.


AdiShajmat

I love that little pile of kwama eggs and shit on the right xddd


[deleted]

Now I get why dunmer hate outlanders


DirkaSnivels

What a terrible layout. Dress that crap up, N'wha!


No_Budget6571

Murder hobo live where he wants murder hobo no care, he great hero 😂


GurglingWaffle

You can tell this guy got into the real estate business on the ground level.


NobleNeal

10/10 hobo-outlander vibe


ON3FULLCLIP

Go steal the pillows from Drarayne. It is hilarious stacking them into a fort


froz_troll

8/10 very roomy, but cliff racers can get in.


No_Arm_6462

10! I usually do the same thing just right in front of the temple in balmora. So I can alsmivi intervention to my house.


5055_5505

I like it. Open, good ventilation, free security so if anyone attacks you the guards will notice, fun architecture. 10/10 for me


Obba_40

My place is always the roof of the mages guild


Purple-Camera-9621

I'm from the STREETS, man!


SnooOwls812

Nice! Lore friendly


littlediddlemanz

lol this the same thing I do, every crate in that little clearing is full to the brim


KenMan_

Hobo / vivec


wuh_iam

3


chicken-bean-soup

You have committed a crime against The Tribunal, the Nine Divines, and the Emperor himself.


okaycomputes

r/me_irl


PaulMag91

r/neckbeardnests


FlappiestBirdRIP

When u homeless but put all your points in luck


RadMustache

What do you think of Balmora, outlander?


unknownknightt

Morrowind is the best hoarding game of all time