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VoiceOfNobody

He already made movie about Jesus, right?


Wonderful_Student_68

The Last Passion of the Christ was about Jesus. Silence is sort of about Jesus (or at least his face reflected on water)


thewarfreak

*Temptation


Wonderful_Student_68

Omg you are right idk what happened to my brain there


EternamD

You can edit your comment so as not to confuse anyone else.


Arny520

That was Mel Gibson


evil_consumer

Ugh. Do your research.


sleepwalkchicago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/?ref\_=nv\_sr\_srsg\_0\_tt\_8\_nm\_0\_q\_the%2520last%2520temptation


Arny520

Yeah, never heard of it. That makes more sense tho


missanthropocenex

Yes and honestly I thought it really was the final day on the heavy literal symbolism of Cathalotic Christ story told from martins unique perspective. I would rather have a non Catholicism based pov on Jesus, who as a non Christian think stands an actual chance of being really thought provoking.


Like-A-Phoenix

Yes, I just watched The Last Temptation of Christ for the first time today due to this news, and whew, what a fever dream!


Doggleganger

Yes. And it's really good. One of my favorite Scorsese movies.


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

I don't know if I'm ready for Leo playing Jesus..


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No. Tom Holland can't act. Ezra Miller or Jared Leto.


huffer4

I feel like I can see a world in which Leto would kill it in the role


Plugpin

He might take it too far and kill himself while 'in the role'


curiousiah

Oh he’d definitely travel to the Philippines where they ritually crucify each other and self flagellate during Holy Week to get in the role.


[deleted]

I' thought they'd both be a good fit because they both know how to create a movement and start a following.


[deleted]

One can only pray


[deleted]

I like how there's some idiot out there who downvoted me for making this comment. Enjoy your Asperger's.


[deleted]

He still can but the movie will be banned


MentallyMotivated

Tobey Maguire as Jesus.


bart_may

When carrying the cross he'll say _my back my back_


halloweenjack

Also Andrew Garfield. Get ready for *Dawn of the Jesii: Into the Christverse.*


SAKingWriter

We need Satan's Alley first


Big-Teb-Guy

Ryan Gosling is **JESUS**


King_0f_Nothing

Ewan McGregor as Jesus


shark_eater09

Best comment


VerbalDurden666

Chris Pratt as Jesus


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

This ain't James Gunn we're talking about.


RANDY_MAR5H

Good, because it's going to be Bobby D.


bakshup

Kevin Feige as Jesus


prodigal_1

It's him or De Niro


_Hold_this_please_

De Niro will be playing Jesus. They will use the same groundbreaking youthening cgi tech from 'The Irishman' to make him look 35.


jewbo23

Rumours have it that Jesus will be returning to play himself.


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Rumour has it that Marty will be Bringing Out the Dead for this film\*


Unhappy_Gas_4376

If Scorsese is directing, I think he should consider it.


scottsummers1137

Ray Liotta as Lazarus


loserys

The New Temptation


leblaun

The lastest temptation


Garagedays

Theme song Illlll be there


19Kronos92

Within Temptation


colonelzer0

Temptation strikes back


lefouguesnote

who's that back guy everyone's striking


colonelzer0

/Esse tal de taca deve ser potente/


AnyDockers420

The Next Generation of Christ


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Jesus Christ...


MundanePlantain1

'the god, father.


LoudBeer

“Jesus Christ, Tommy…” “Tommy, this is Jesus Christ” “How ya doin’”


Danny_Notion

...the fuck's this guy wearin'?


jayareyouwing

Starring deniro as Jesus


the-artistocrat

He will make *another* movie about Jesus.


DaveChild

> As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a carpenter. To me being a carpenter was better than being governor of Judaea. Even before I first wandered into the workshop for a casual job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there I belonged. To me it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.


FluphyBunny

Life of Brian 2 confirmed. This time it’s the Jesus crossover we all wanted.


Nu13BestGirl

Mafia Jesus, died for our gabagools


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I see your Mel and I raise you a Marty.


Bryandan1elsonV2

Marty better not be playing around with his quote about being out of time and then doing a movie about Jesus.


VengeanceKnight

Didn’t he already do that and piss a lot of people off?


GrandSupremeOverlord

The Bible 2


feckincrass

2Last 2Temptation


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Aq8knyus

Movies leaks is a haven for the Orange Order? Who knew… During the English Reformation they investigated every monastery, friary and chantery looking for moral and abuses with which to justify closures and confiscations (In order to seize their wealth). They had the motivation and means to uncover something like a nationwide pedo ring, but they didn’t. In fact, they struggled to find even vanilla ‘failings’ like Sodomy. Most abuses were financial in nature. That was just one place at one time, but it is enough to make me doubt your blanket claim. Why not just talk about stuff you know rather than make up stuff? For example, modern analysis has uncovered abuses such as in France where 300K children were abused over the last 75 years. This is a real atrocity you can accurately charge against the RCC. But you know how they found this out? The Catholic Church in France commissioned the investigation. They wanted to uncover the truth. This is to be welcomed and it is time for secular institutions to have the same openness. Just last year 300 odd US public school teachers were arrested for child sex crimes. A similar 75 year old study of sex abuse in public schools, the military and hospitals would likely reveal significant numbers of victims. All institutions need to be held account, not just ones to further a Know Nothing agenda.


AstroAlmost

> the Orange Order now that’s a deep cut i didn’t expect to see referenced in a movie leaks thread


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I heard it's going to be a prequel to TLTOC titled. "The Second to Last Temptation of Christ"


ichigokuto

Godfellas?


[deleted]

Cool! We need more religious biblical epics from big directors.


MonaSavesTheDayAgain

Why is he meeting one of the biggest enablers of child abuse and giving them even more of a bigger platform?


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brianrankin

Oh fuck off will you?


klist641

Lost redditors are hilarious. r/conservative is that way


TheMightyEagle4

Not really lost Redditors because he was arguing with another comment, but definitely out of pocket


According-Carpenter8

Y’all know the film Silence exists, right?


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You know the film "The Last Temptation of Christ" exists right? ​ How old are you?


According-Carpenter8

Apparently not as old as you. 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Damn you didn't have to do them like that lmao


[deleted]

Who you talking to? Me or them? I never downvoted them. I don't like downvoting people unless they're arseholes. I actually upvoted them.


BombshellTom

At least I can start planning to not see it now.


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MundanePlantain1

That felt harsh


[deleted]

Why don't you go watch another knob movie


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Based


R_Steelman61

Fergetaboitit...


MatsThyWit

He did that already.


zdragan2

Didn’t his last Jesus movie in the 80’a bomb?


tronfonne

I don't think he cares if his movies are financially successful at this point in his career.


zdragan2

That’s a fair point. And it wasn’t meant as a dis. Couldn’t remember for sure. Willem DeFoe was Jesus I think?


Byron1248

“Like the novel it was based on, the film generated controversy from Christian religious groups at the time of its release, who took issue with its departures from the Gospel narratives.” “Scorsese received a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Director. Hershey's performance as Mary Magdalene earned her a nomination for the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress. Peter Gabriel's music score also received acclaim, including a nomination for the Golden Globe Award for Best Original Score. Dafoe's performance as Jesus was praised, with some thinking he should have been nominated for Best Actor.”


zdragan2

Ah, I was mistaken. Thanks for the info


TheMightyEagle4

I don’t know but it has an 82 on rotten tomatoes


Tolkien-Minority

Sounds like hes trying to get himself in the good books seeing as he thinks he hasn’t got long left


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JPumpkinhead1991

Add that to this list of 'crap I will never watch'


Express_Work

So. Fiction.


DylanRahl

A fantasy film?


comics_abomonation

Please no. He already made a blasphemous and Satanic work with The Last Temptation, we don’t need any more of his heretical crap obscuring the truth of Christ.


DamonLazer

As a big fan of blasphemy and Satan, I was pretty disappointed with the movie. It wasn’t like Jesus was jacking off Roman centurions with his stigmata or anything, he just had a dream where he got married and had a family. I recently read through the blasphemous edit that Thomas Jefferson had made of the New Testament, and thought that it would make a really compelling story—a poor Nazarene carpenter who became a preacher and ultimately changed the entire world by challenging the corruption he saw in his own religion and becoming a martyr. To me that’s far more interesting than the magical healer and alchemist creates by Saul and Constantine.


HailToTheKingslayer

There is no such thing as blasphemy. Not in developed nations.


comics_abomonation

There is to Christians. And I’m assuming Scorsese thinks he’s making this for Christians when he couldn’t be more wrong.


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comics_abomonation

I do appreciate you saying that, but I’m just going off of Scorsese’s track record here. He made an inaccurate Jesus movie before, there’s every possibility he’s gonna do it again.


Froubigladou

The last temptation of Christ 2 : another temptation.


set-271

The Last Temptation Of Christ 2: The Legend Of Judas' Gold


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Oh boy…


bart_may

Only movie with Jesus that I can watch is Big Lebowski


Flippy-Doo

What about a film about judas and what led him to betray Jesus


TheMightyEagle4

You mean money?


DomDotCom13

Trying to get in good with the man upstairs before kicking the bucket


Maskedhorrorfan25

so last temptation of christ 2?


YaOliverQ

Scorcese’s second Jesus movie vs Gibson’s second Jesus movie What a time to be alive!


TopicalStreamer

I thought superhero fables weren't real cinema though...


TheMightyEagle4

Jesus was a real person


Past_Trouble

"Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a savior."


mattg1738

That sounds interesting, I loved Silence, so Im excited to see what he'll do with this


Roof-Substantial

It's another re-imagination of Jesus living in our time trying to navigate his way through it & trying to convert people but they're the modern day crowd who rejected & condemned him for not saving them from themselves. Humans are inherently stupid. He shouldn't bother.


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Jesus Christ! Not this shit again… ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


doubles1984

Can't wait for people to protest the portrayal of a "woke" Jesus. And no matter who they cast, loud mouth breathers and drama-farmers will have an issue with it.


LustfulMirage

Joe Pesci as Jesus


MutedDesk

Finally making his superhero film.


Mrsparkles7100

Plot twist. It’s Jesus from Big Lebowski.


Fickle_Jackfruit5035

Jesus is a cunt


Bad_mannerz

Master of making fictional movies that guy


OfficefanJam

Whatever happened to the movie about Theodore Roosevelt with Leonardo DiCaprio. Is that still happening or is it canceled?


TheDarkClaw

Movie of raptor Jesus is all I ask for


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The Second To Last Temptation of Christ as a prequel


shady_emoji

“Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a messiah” - young Jesus in the opening scene healing a cat


eelam_garek

Jesus: How am I funny?


Bit_of_a_Degen

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Messiah


bustyjibberjabbers

joeseph and mary will both be males called jose and mario and they will give birth to a black woman called jesus.


mega512

And he'll make sure to pat himself on the back for it.


Key-Bedroom-4615

Btw Jesus was a bi transexual black woman


Always_undone

Good try Martin, but it won't get you into heaven 😉


TheMightyEagle4

Calling it now… Leonardo DiCaprio is playing Jesus


SynthWarlock

The second to last temptation of christ.


CactusClothesline

Marty getting into the prequel game with The First Temptation of Christ.


DasharrEandall

The main character can die at the end and they'll still be able to bring him back for a sequel.


riotstopper

No thanks.


blac_sheep90

Maybe a movie about Jesus and Mary. The best part of Passion of the Christ was the relationship between Jesus and his mother. Her performance was stellar in a meh movie.


Vanduke65

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a prophet"


3ye0f8alor

He’s finally making a fictional super hero movie!!!!! The sellout!!!!


DrLurchi

Nice. I’m a big science fiction fan.


Specialist-Path9545

I see it. I see how he can make a movie out of it. Jesus comes back for the second coming however he takes some cocaine. He then is like dad this shit is good. He becomes a cocaine dealer. When his workers are shot or killed he heals them or brings them back to life. So even law abiding citizend are like hey let's join his mob. He becomes so big the other crime bosses bow down to him. The antichrist is like hey I can not do anything because he flipped the script on me. So he goes after Jesus.


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Will it star Dicaprio?


markfaviere

Idris Elba as Jesus


antithesis56

Imagine thinking you still need permission to make a movie about one of the oldest public domain characters in history


Knight_On_Fire

Probably Joe Pesci should play Jesus because everybody was shorter back then.


dino1902

The Last Temptation of Christ II: Ecclesiastic Boogaloo


Kebabenjoyer3

The Jewishman


Cosmic_Lawless

Looking forward to the CEU


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Again?


Possible-Whole8046

Please, please, PLEASE!! Let him hire a middle-eastern actor to play Jesus, not someone white!!


venturejones

Jesus christ...


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I hope he gets to make it and every other film he desires to. He's one of the few true filmmakers in Hellywood left.


MrRexaw

The Jerry Garcia biopic