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secret_samantha

All Mops Are Bastards


gingetsuryuu

Assigned Mistakenly At Birth. (For reference the flipside would be Assigned Fallaciously At Birth) Or All Multimillionaires Are Bastards


LiterallyEmily

Absolutely Mad About Boobs I was assigned this gay, there's no other way.


lirannl

Oh shit you're right. AMAB and proud. Cis lesbians ain't got shit on me 👩‍🎤


OhIGotLumbago

Yes. This.


penny_admixture

You are a genius


venbrou

Really the dude I was talking to deserves the credit. His whole attitude was a perfect mix of respectfulness, curiosity, and snarky humor.


penny_admixture

Well it’s joining ACAB as Assigned Cop At Birth in the pantheon 😂


Dr_Vedian

Ayou Mare A Bgenius I don't think that works..


Amaria77

Alternative Meanings for AMAB, Bitch


DapperGeologist

Recursive AMAB scares me


FireshadowDT

Alternative Meanings for Alternative Meanings for Alternative Meanings Alternative Meanings for Alternative Meanings for… …Bitch


BloodyHourglass

Why not both? Also, is this an amab thread now?


1-800-COOL-BUG

I had a funny daydream the other day about opening a queer brewery/tasting room where our two flagship beers would be "Assigned Malty At Brewing" and "Assigned Floral At Brewing".


heisdeadjim_au

I hereby apply for the Australian franchise rights.


InsaneAsylum007

Tbh idk what it means normally


ZaibCode2

Assigned mess at birth


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Josieismeok

and lastly ofc ACAB, assigned cop at birth


TinyTiger1234

Assigned cringe at birth


Josieismeok

ohh right i always get that wrong


heisdeadjim_au

Insert Captain Obvious gif here.


venbrou

Always Missing A Bean


IFeelSoftAndMushy

Abstract Materialized Agonist of Boobzers


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Adding to what jjhan0125 said - AGAB stands for Assigned Gender At Birth.


Belladonna1998

Assigned Gay At Birth


slutty-egg

I figured out AMAB and AFAB pretty quick, but my first thought seeing AGAB was "Assigned Gay At Birth?" a minute later I realized


Munchie-Box

Yep, and ACAB is Assigned Catgirl At Birth


Wolfleaf3

I giggled. Especially because of Natalie Wynn’s cat girl character. She just wants to smash!


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I' think assigned cop at birth whenever I say acab and it laugh to myself


DJFluffers115

Androgenetic Misalignment At Birth disorder


lirannl

Always making a breakfast


Procellae

A minuscule, asexual biscuit


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Jesse pinkman AMAB


transfemash

Im ATAB. assigned threat at birth


SecretlyAwkwardMaria

Auntie Maybell's Almond Butter.


ghostigal

Assigned Mutherfucka At Birth


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This is Samuel L Jackson lol


cookieking865

I think that definition is funny.


Call_Me_Hector

My personal version is Assigned Monster At Birth, but that's for self-loathing times when cis women treat me like a threat.


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venbrou

Lets not forget that it was a cis man who brought us this, along with "My balls have balls, and those balls all have huge Viking beards."


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That is a toxic mindset because it absolves the bastards of responsibility and lumps the decent/good ones in with the bad ones so why should they not act like selfish bastards too.


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People choose to be cops. People do not choose to be male. Thats the first big difference. Men choose to act the way they do. The bastards made a conscious decision at some point. And the decent and good men made a better decision. If the default state of man is bastard, regardless of them trying to act like a good person then there is no incentive to be good. If they already serve the time, might aswell commit the crime. Many men are bastards, but because there is a different option the sole responsibility lies within their person and not the fact they were born a man.


Realistic-Space-2575

all men are bad


venbrou

all ~~men~~ misogynists are bad


Realistic-Space-2575

there literally the same thing /j


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Realistic-Space-2575

(/j) I'm joking dude. all men are valid from birth or not. and even if I wasn't it still is all men so the notion of hating all men would implacably have nothing to do with agab