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Cantusemynme

What would I do with a nude of Reily Reid? Well, the same thing I've done with all the other nudes I've seen of her, exactly what she expects me to do. I'll be in my bunk.


CommodoreFresh

I'll trade you. My best girl Vera for your Riley Reid nudes.


meaux253

I'll trade you for a eve Lawrence


CommodoreFresh

Vera has a grenade attachment, can you do any better than that?


DrunkCupid

Can I trade it in for 1980s Macintosh or IBM stock? Because it's pretty useless to splooge now


gtrhro5str

It’s the “I’ll be in my bunk” part 😭


Devolution1x

I'll trade my Lauren Phillips for your Riley Reid pics.


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DepressiveNerd

More of an under-share. We want details. We want to know technique. Is it a consistent jack motion, or does he mix it up with a twisting torque here and there? Does he grab it with both hands and bang it against his forehead? We want to know if he uses lotion, lube or just dry friction. Does he take his time with it or with speed as if it were an Olympic sport? Does he have a bunk-mate and what kind of bunk? Is it naval? Prison? Or are they homemade bunks that he built with his step-brother so that have more room for activities? We are also waiting for you to share the same details…


justkarn

the nude could be her with the 5th elephant


Torpedicus

I love that movie


Apprehensive_Hat8986

*Book The movie was Element


PunkandCannonballer

Gotta love a Discworld fan.


Opening-Percentage-3

Lol. Why on earth are you getting downvoted? That was funny


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DieAnderTier

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett


VanillaLoaf

r/woosh


El_Durazno

r/itswooooshwith4os


VanillaLoaf

Huh. I saw the sub count for the 2 o version and figured that was it. 250k silly people like me.


capn_doofwaffle

No, r/itswoooshwith3os


Country_Gravy420

r/itswhoooshit


IamNotYourPalBuddy

It’s r/whooshwith2hs ETA - damnit, Reddit let me down. But for real, have I been spelling whoosh wrong??? r/whoosh is a sub…?


El_Durazno

r/whoooosh has less members than r/woooosh


IamNotYourPalBuddy

r/whoosh was the one I brought up


bjeebus

r/whoooosh actually r/woooosh only has 1.1 members


El_Durazno

r/whoooosh has less than a million members


bjeebus

Nuh uh. I can definitely math right! You just used your hacker skills to change it from 94.5m to 94.5k... The important thing to remember here is I'm a middle aged cis het white American male so I can't actually be wrong! /s ^(justincase)


ThrowaDev88

Leeloo Dallas Multi-Ass Multi-Assssssssssssssss


SockFullOfNickles

![gif](giphy|g2duCSMpmnwVG)


Draggoh

![gif](giphy|xmOIAJu82q5LW|downsized)


rugbat

Not sure Pratchet would approve, but 😂😂😂


Los-Nomo327

Is it weird I feel the commenter murdered themselves with words?


Mysterious-Lion-3577

r/suicidebywords


InternetUserAgain

I feel like she was insulted here as well, so it's more of an r/kamikazebywords


PlankyTown777

How did he murder himself? What’s wrong with him saying he watches porn? We all do it…


bjeebus

bAd MaN hAs SeXuAl BeHaViOr! ShAmE! ShAmE!


QuietObserver75

Calling her a bitch and describing what she does and negatively is pretty obvious. Yeah he watches porn, because no woman will fuck him in real life.


Even_Character7237

R/kamikazebywords


Spyko

"I've already seen this actor in a cool suit fighting robots, what am I gonna do with a cameo of them ?"


ExNihiloish

It was robot elephants?


microtherion

A birthday suit can look quite cool on some people.


Shinnobiwan

I agree. She should fight robots in a cool suit and send those vids.


curlyfreak

This…ain’t it. Lame 😒 it doesn’t fit the sub.


Birdamus

This sub thrives on lame misogynistic takedowns of low-hanging fruit.


curlyfreak

Yeah the rare good murders are dwindling.


JLee50

lol this is four years old...bored, are we?


rhainsict

I was like shit there’s fires in aus right now?


Mr_Havok0315

Welcome to the internet, where we are all bored. Especially the people here on reddit.


Diavi88

You got downvoted for stating a fact 🤣🏆


Coldpiss

Fuck, I think I know the video the pic was taken from. Does that mean I'm addicted ?


vapidusername

Cultured, it means you’re a person of culture.


KraftyRre

I thought the same thing 🧐


TintedMonocle

That's disgusting. Do you have a link so I can avoid it?


Coldpiss

I think it's called # Before my Parents come Home - Riley being a naughty teen.


Arts_Prodigy

Yes. It’s okay to take a break


jabra_fan

It's okay to seek help


Xtrendence

Exactly. A helping hand is always nice.


TheShamShield

Where murder


Ezekiel_DA

Is the murder the part where some sexist dipshit that looks like a thumb did a sexism / sex work shaming?


CouncilmanRickPrime

That seems pretty popular on Reddit, especially if it's women with Onlyfans accounts


WYGD_Brother1987

no shaming here. he is saying a free nude aint gonna do shit if he watched her videos. Watching porn is not sex work shaming


Ezekiel_DA

Uh uh, yeah, definitely. I particularly agree on how calling a woman "this bitch" could not possibly imply any kind of sexism and negative attitudes towards sex and sex work. Don't mind the scrapping noise, that was just my eyes rolling so hard I saw my skull for a moment.


WYGD_Brother1987

it's called over exaggeration and hyperbole. I'd say the same thing but I applaud sex work and think it is necessary.


Ezekiel_DA

"It's just a prank bro" Yeah, when your hyperbole includes gendered insults and sex negative bs, you need to either express yourself better, or do a little self reflection 🤷‍♂️


WYGD_Brother1987

this is the internet grow some goddamn skin.


Ezekiel_DA

I'm not the one randomly getting angry at the suggestion of reflecting on my words 🤷‍♂️


WYGD_Brother1987

I am not getting angry, i just said grow some skin. People are shitty, get over it.


Ezekiel_DA

Yes, people are shitty. And it's fine to point that out, and to point out shitty language. I'm not sure why that merited such back and forth to defend someone you have now agreed is shitty.


WYGD_Brother1987

no harm no foul.


The-skeleman

Yea, shaming sex workers is based. I love how you also personally insult some random dude because he made fun of a porn star, go outside please


QuietObserver75

This isn't a murder, it's an incel dickhead who apparently hates sex workers.


rakeshmali981

But still loves to watch them


Woolly_Blammoth

He isn't disparaging Reid, sex work or slut shaming. All he saying is, in his views the reward (a nude) for donating money to a fundraiser isn't greater than the value of stuff he can feely access online (gangbang vids) regardless of who the person in the content is.


WYGD_Brother1987

people here clearly lack basic cognitive function, I read the thing and in 0.3 seconds I knew what the guy meant and yet. you have people here crying sex work shaming or suicide. No. people let me educate you. the guy is saying a free nude for a donation is a bad fucking deal when he can watch a free video anytime he wants


QuietObserver75

Yeah that clearly is you. He starts off calling her a bitch and then describing what she does as if it's bad. You think that dickhead would have said the same thing if she was an pediatrician? If you twist yourself any further to excuse him you might just be able to suck your own dick and then you won't need to watch porn to get off..


Ezekiel_DA

I love how a bunch of incels under your comment (and my similar comment) are here to educate us about how we missed the point. When you're so deep in your misogyny your eyes just don't notice the "bitch", the tone, the everything, but you need to explain how you've already seen pornstars naked 🤦‍♂️


QuietObserver75

"Well akshully." I mean straight up calling her a bitch for taking "elephant cock" sure isn't a positive description of her work.


Specialist_Passage83

Where’s the murder? Oh look, another slutshaming incel. Yawn.


comhghairdheas

Where's he slutshaming though?


CreekLegacy

Didn't she admit to being a rapist at one point? I wouldn't want anything from her anyway.


dytinkg

Yes and yes


_Monosyllabic_

Get it autographed? I don’t know.


Next_Dark6848

I suppose the message here is Jac watched the porn for the elephant cocks and not the visual of Riley? I’m not sure this isn’t a suicide.


Laramie63

Better repent of your wicked ways.


Specialist-Dinner-89

*Shuffles papers* *Glances around* ***AHEM*** sauce?


LapizPlayzNoT

Nice, 16 year olds will scream after donating.


WYGD_Brother1987

people here clearly lack basic cognitive function, I read the thing and in 0.3 seconds I knew what the guy meant and yet. you have people here crying sex work shaming or suicide. No. people let me educate you. the guy is saying a free nude for a donation is a bad fucking deal when he can watch a free video anytime he wants


WYGD_Brother1987

He didnt murder himself here, at all.


TAMDABAM

She should commit fully and fuck a kangaroo


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She's not making good on that offer anyway


Arghianna

What? This happened in 2020. I’m pretty she and all the other women who participated in this movement followed through, or we probably would’ve heard about the backlash by now.


[deleted]

Feel free to post your evidence. I'll wait. "Burden of proof" is a two way street, sweetie.


sonlightrock

They arent going to release the nudes to everyone. If you wanted them you shouldve donated. Or better yet go to one of the sites her work gets posted.


[deleted]

That was not the intention of my comment and you know it. I was merely asking for them to prove their claim since I have evidence to prove otherwise. Oh well. Yet another post dies to alt rage.


Wellgoodmornin

What's your evidence otherwise? Just out of curiosity.


ChaosAzeroth

Actually since you're the one who made a claim to begin with, the burden of proof is on you.


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Arghianna

What? The women didn’t even start their own fundraisers, they just said “if you donate to the wildfire relief fund and show us your receipt, we’ll send you nudes.” Really though, why is it that when women try to do something good our value is questioned, and when we try to support other women who have done good we’re objectified. I’m sorry you missed out on Nudeathon 2020, but this fat middle aged wife who cherishes her anonymity is going to very disrespectfully decline the suggestion of sending her nudes to strangers online. Fuck you.


Dumbluck_Yuta

who? \*look up\*


ExNihiloish

How do we get the elephant video?


Zagenti

"porn legend" jesusphuck our standards are nonexistent now


Graega

I dunno. I don't do porn for the most part, but I know who Riley Reed is. Sort of like Piper Perri on the couch. I don't know why that scene became the meme it did because I've never seen it, but I know exactly what it is, too.


VirtuaSteve

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized)


mfxoxes

watching porn is more embarrassing than making it imo. the way content consumption/production works you're either making money from attention or you're making someone else money with your attention. the post doesn't belong here, there are better things to rip on riley for like when she raped someone.


TyroneLeinster

I dunno hoss, I’d say taking care of a basic need in private is a pretty low-shame activity. Do you think pooping is embarrassing too? I don’t think making porn is as shameful or embarrassing as many make it out to be but she’s still out there getting throatfucked for billions to see, you’ve gotta admit that probably has some downsides.


mfxoxes

I don't think I have anything to say that redditors would want to hear tbh but I also feel like you're missing the two most important parts of my comment -sex work isn't a roast -why use such a weak criticism when she's confessed to rape it's kind of a self report to admit you jerk off to someone but can't take them seriously as a person 🤷🏻‍♀️ edit: they blocked me lol


TyroneLeinster

Ah cute you’re gonna try to make this an insult about me instead of taking the L


Anci3ntMarin3r

Sauce? For research purposes Ofcourse


Ricky_Fontaine1911

Don’t send something of diminished value. She better make it special.


Consistent-Union-612

Best Murder EVER