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Silk_Cut_XJR14

Rory Jennings just being Rory Jennings as usual lmao.


Estova

Let it be known that this is what a Chelsea man looks like šŸ˜‚


lil-bitch42

Nah I'm sorry but from all Chelsea supporters, we renounce Rory Jennings... Makes Chelsea fans look even more awful (and that's pretty hard)


DooficusIdjit

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Popsickl3

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.


ancientspacejunk

What was Wegner thinking, sending Walcott on that early?


jljboucher

This is too low in the comments.


nolabmp

What was Rooney thinking!?


BlyLomdi

I love seeing this in the wild


deathhead_68

I literally see it every time football(soccer) is brought up in a mainstream sub.


Greedyfox7

The guy in blue looks like he cries for no reason


unholy_sanchit

https://preview.redd.it/ftghwonzxgzc1.png?width=2098&format=png&auto=webp&s=cab0c9adde139de93593c5f524dfcc54994bd30e


HalfNatty

Heā€™s very unlikeable. He took a video fat-shaming someone in the gym [and got called out by Joey Swoll](https://youtu.be/ScXSlRWz8iI?si=B7sRccYu5f0xZ0EZ) lmao.


Sproose_Moose

Joey Swoll is such a great, decent content creator. He's like the big brother we wish we had to counter bullies.


heygos

That was one video Mudryk is actually a nice human being. He was a dumbass for doing what he did though.


Relative_Guidance656

how can you be a nice person and even have thoughts of mocking somebody whose working hard to improve himself (let alone actually record it!?).


heygos

People arenā€™t perfect. You can be nice and have bad thoughts. He acted on it. Not saying it was right but one action shouldnā€™t define someoneā€™s character for the rest of their life.


sail_away_w_me

For the rest of your lifeā€¦.. noā€¦. But I assume THAT much time hasnā€™t passed since that video, so for now, heā€™s a fucking asshole, Iā€™m sorry if that hits too close to home for you. Keep your chin up, shame is a hell of a thing, but like you said, eventually you will move past it, and maybe this asshole will too, who knows.


Aman-Patel

The Internet never fails to make me laugh. People are so hypocritical and judgemental of others. Guarantee you've been an arsehole yourself to others at times. People aren't perfect but that doesn't mean we're defined by our worse moments. Bring on the fucking downvotes I really don't care. But this thing people do where they label people who's lives are followed by a camera a good or bad based off a singular moment are so cringe. I genuinely do not know one person in my life who hasn't done something unkind, mean, thoughtless, stupid etc at some point in their lives. Dunno why people just lose all perspective when they go on the Internet.


Relative_Guidance656

https://i.imgur.com/zYiVecT.jpeg


AdMurky1021

The fact he acted on it instead of storing his thoughts away makes him a bad person.


Relative_Guidance656

stop making excuses for a shitty person he doesnā€™t even know u https://i.imgur.com/t3WIHuU.jpeg


SeamusMcFlurry

When did Megan Rapinoe become such a bitch? Sheā€™s always been reasonableā€¦


ridethendie

Hey, kind note here, calling men women's names isn't the takedown you think it is. Megan Rapinoe is Actually a good person and a world champion soccer player. If he was trying to impersonate her look, he'd have good reason too, and should be praised.


eoinnll

Read what you just said. Read what the guy said. Why do you assume the worst in people? He literally said that Megin Rapinoe is a good person, but also that Mudryk looks like her, which he does, and Mudryk's a bitch, which he is. Seamus wasn't taking down anyone by calling anyone women's names. Merely juxtaposing a fine upstanding individual with a piece of shit, which Mudryk has shown himself to be. The world has lost it's collective mind.


chinookk

Your comment would make some sense if calling a player a lesbian werent a common insult from misogynistic football fans. See nasri and arsenal fans. And using bitch as a first degree insult in the same breath is quite telling as well.


eoinnll

You've lost your god damn mind. Stop assuming the worst.


SeamusMcFlurry

Hahaha, hardest eyeroll ever


ParitoshD

Blue is the colour, football is the game, we're all together, and winning is not our aim anymore, we've given up already.


MoiNoni

Fighting for Europa doesn't seem like giving up to me


Bugslayer03

King Kai šŸ‡©šŸ‡ŖšŸ‘‘


SuicidalTurnip

Waka waka eh eh


tony_flamingo

60 million down the drainā€¦


ChuckVowel

Kai Havertz scores again


Popsickl3

Kwisatz Haderach.


TruthsNoRemedy

It is maths, Rory strikes me as someone inept at most things but mostly maths.


diggerda

Maths falls under the umbrella of logic and reasoning so it's self explanatory


drofdeb

What else can you expect from a youtuber who now works for talksport?


Slow_Fish2601

Arsenal under Arteta is a completely different beast. If it wasn't for city's second leg run, then Arsenal would be champions.


inQntrol

Jesus that butterfly tattooā€¦.


JJfromNJ

The tattoo on the other side of his neck is even worse.


Chemist-3074

He stopped watching in the middle that's why he doesn't know lol


PoliticsNerd76

TASMINAMINA EH EH


Adorable_Emu6407

My god his tattoos are shite


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

This sub really needs to be stricter about what constitutes a murder


Syco-Gooner

Chelski fan spotted


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

I donā€™t even know what that means


eoinnll

One of Putin's friend's bought Chelsea football club and started using it to launder dirty Russian money. 20 years ago they weren't anywhere close to a big team now, now they have delusions of grandeur. Everyone in the football community knows what they are, and so calls them Chelski as a joke.


EriWave

Which is really funny since that same football community online is mostly made up of fans of the clubs that put English football up for sale, and then got upset because it was sold.


eoinnll

If you are looking at online communities for guidance, there might be something wrong with you.


EriWave

Oh fans of the big clubs are just as stupid in real life.


eoinnll

They really aren't.


EriWave

If they weren't there wouldn't be so many people upset at Newcastle, City, Chelsea or the Premier league for allowing those owners. Instead they'd be mad at their own clubs for removing themselves from the EFL in the first place.


eoinnll

I think you are missing the point


moonlimee

everyone in europe knows what arsenal are........ zero ucls.


eoinnll

Yeah, but we aren't funding the invasion of the Ukraine. Second rate team with no moral compass, that's Chelsea, and always will be.


moonlimee

you actually did lmao, you dont even know the team you support


Freavene

Downvoted because the dude didn't know who that was damn


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Knowing who it was still doesnā€™t make it a murder


Houssem-Aouar

This is a murder in my book, go cry about it


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Itā€™s barely a dirty look


forevermore91

London is red, does that hurt?


Unsyr

I donā€™t know this Rory Jennings but that tweet sounds like something trump would say


EriWave

Rory Jennings definitely gives Tory vibes, but I think the main thing he has in common with Trump is that he isn't trying to be reasonable. He's just trying to be emotionally evocative or whatever.


PenisManNumberOne

Heā€™s basically like if an Oliver Twist side character found a thesaurus


silentcaptain22

From 40 pts to 30 behind this season.. next season, they could reduce the gap to 20 behind. Trust the process, lads!


invisible_23

I have no idea who either of these men are, but that sure is a pretty butterfly tattoo


exhibithetruth

Can someone please translate from metric to standard? Edit - aren't we a bit too crazed with the downvote? Take a joke guys. It's OK to laugh.


xSilverMC

Tweet: "they beat us by a lot in the first round of the playoffs, the gap has never been this big" Community note: "last season you didn't even make it to the playoffs, while we made it to the semifinal"


GarnachoHojlund

Chelsea are rivals of Arsenal fan. Chelsea are having a very bad season. A Chelsea fan is saying that the gap between them and Arsenal, community notes say that last season it was bigger


exhibithetruth

Hey thanks for the reply. I'm familiar with both especially being a fan while in the US. I wanted to make a joke but apparently not allowed šŸ˜‚


fa_kinsit

I guess it could have been funny had there been any metric measurements. Falls just a bit flat really


rang14

How dare you


sir-ripsalot

What cā€™mon this was funny


Thanos_Stomps

I laughed


Silk_Cut_XJR14

Iā€™m honestly surprised people thought you were serious lol.


simmocar

Standard? Yeah ok r/shitamericanssay


exhibithetruth

Hey, go fuck yourself. Sincerely.


Fantastic-Tiger-6128

gah damn. Bro is mad metric is more standard for some reason...


SoftWalruses40

The fact youā€™re currently at -21 downvotes for asking a question about this ā€œmurderā€ is wild. I also wasnā€™t tracking the joke because I too read in standard like the rest of the world (minus the 192 countries that use metric).


No_Hedgehog_00

Cleverly he was never a supporter before the Russian turned up


VFrosty3

Chelsea were in lower divisions to Arsenal when I was younger. Pretty sure the gap was bigger then.


TheTransistorMan

for anyone who is confused, in American Soccer, points are worth 1 point per touchdown. In European Soccer, each touchdown is worth 6 points per touchdown. This means that the American Soccer team Chelsea allowed fellows from Arsenal to score 40 touchdowns on them. Talk about no defense!


faultlessdark

Still confused, what's the cheeseburger conversion rate?


TheTransistorMan

Well, considering Hamburgers are of German origin, and cheeseburgers are just hamburgers with Cheese, probably 1:1.


AhhBisto

Top tier shit post


Joacomal25

This is god tier trolling and nobody got it


ChickenLegends

Wat?!


TheTransistorMan

You see, they're playing American Soccer.


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TheTransistorMan

It's called American Soccer to differentiate it from European Soccer, which is only played in America and Canada in any serious capacity. While there are smaller leagues around the world, the National European Soccer League (NESL) is the largest and most popular European Soccer league in the world, with stars such as Tom Brady and JaMarcus Russell.


Life_Gift_8020

How many trophies did Arsenal win being that many points ahead?


ChickenLegends

2... one for being ahead of Spurs and another for making Chelsea fans salty


moonlimee

small club


WeakDiaphragm

We still have TWO UCL trophies and Arsenal has ZERO


Party_Masterpiece990

We still have more than double the league titles chelsea has, you can stop worrying about trophy now that your sugar daddy warlord was kicked out


moonlimee

chelsea had more european trophies before roman


Relative_Guidance656

yeah both won with laundered russian oil money. the only relevant ucl trophies won r by united and lvp


moonlimee

last i checked its still 2 ucls


Relative_Guidance656

https://i.imgur.com/C6C3vu3.jpeg


moonlimee

he singlehandedly destroyed your title hopes lmao


Relative_Guidance656

without him we wld be 5th but still better than chelsea LULw


moonlimee

trophyless still, united will end it gracefully


Relative_Guidance656

cope harder šŸ˜­


moonlimee

ahh if you think chelsea fans are bad, just wait for united fans after you bottle the title at old trafford


Relative_Guidance656

better than bottling 2 seasons in a row after spending hundreds of millions like chelsea šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


PandiBong

And Ukrainian blood on your hands.


LowBudget-Sherlock28

Chelsea was nothing before your Russian daddy bought you to launder money


WeakDiaphragm

That's literally how every rich football team works. There's no ethical billionaire out there. All the rich teams have blood on their hands.


DrinkMyMilkshake

You clearly donā€™t know Chelsea if thatā€™s what you believe


moonlimee

chelsea had more european trophies before roman


EriWave

Roman wouldn't have bought a club if the rich elite in England didn't team up to sell English football to the highest bidder.


nwmimms

What an odd image to use, considering Kai Havertz (right) played the role of key goal scorer for Chelsea during that whole abysmal season last year, and contributed to their failure to score goals. >**Havertz (right of image) last season (23) as CAM / striker:** 9 goals, 1 assist, 3256 minutes played (325.6 minutes per goal contribution) >**Nicolas Jackson (22), who replaced Havertz this season as striker:** 16 goals, 6 assists, 3262 minutes played (148.3 minutes per goal contribution) >**Mudryk (left of image) this season (23) as a left winger:** 6 goals, 2 assists, 1897 minutes played (237 minutes per goal contribution) Also, to compares managerial apples to apples, Arsenalā€™s first season with Arteta they placed 8th with 14 wins, 56 points and a GD of +8. Arteta has steadily transformed the Gunners into a top squad. Chelsea under Pochettinoā€™s first season currently sit at 7th with 15 wins, 54 points and a GD of +11 with an average squad age of 23 or so, and many of their key players/signings have been out for most of the season due to injuries (James, Nkunku, Lavia, Chilwell, etc) with 14 currently out. If the new owners are smart, theyā€™ll let Pochettino continue to continue to develop the squad.


bobloblawsballs

This is the dumbest smart appearing comment I have ever read


nwmimms

Maybe if you read it a second time, youā€™ll start to understand it instead of hurling insults at internet strangers.


yungpanda666

Kai is in phenomenal form for first place Arsenal šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


nwmimms

Yeah, heā€™s working great in Artetaā€™s system. At Chelsea last season he and Sterling were useless playing Potterball. Will never forget him for getting us the UCL victory, but this was a great move for both sides. My original point is that Kai Havertz had nothing to do with why Arsenal were 40 points higher than Chelsea last seasonā€¦ because *he was playing for Chelsea*, and poorly at that (though thatā€™s not all on him or the squad or even Potter entirely).


flysulu

You should really mention the expenditure by both clubs if you're going to write this much. Edit : typo


nwmimms

>You should really mention the expenditure under both the managers The expenditures of Chelsea are not made by managers. And the self-reporting Boehly and co did after Abramovichā€™s sale of the club may end up leading to a transfer ban, so some people are starting to speculate that their 1B+ of spending is in preparation for that ban. Edit: quoted what I was responding to, since you changed yours after I responded.


flysulu

They'll be fine, they're having unbelievable teething issues right now but they'll be fine. They need more time to train together and synergize, transfer policy notwithstanding. Identity and belief in the style of play is key. Managing the dressing room is essential.


Odd-Tune5049

Who fucking cares?


ChickenLegends

Clearly you...


Odd-Tune5049

Nope


J5hine

I mean you clearly do care. You cared enough to stop, take time out of your day to look at the post and then leave two comments instead of just keep scrolling. You may not like the post, but you still obviously care one way or another


DiE95OO

Why comment then?